Smart Car Vs. Lamborghini

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First:wave
2 years ago
First post, third view.
2 years ago
weren't you complaining about first posters yesterday, wave?
2 years ago
Yes, I was. And that's why I was happy to see that I logged on at just the right time. And of my three 'first' comments, two are actually backed up by an official statement, above.
2 years ago
ROTFLMAO!!

I did'nt see that coming: I must be tired.
2 years ago
You're suppose to feel it not see it,LOL
2 years ago
OMG! That was funny ... nuttin' funnier than a midget in a smart car gettin' head!
2 years ago
LOL!!

That's it, too!
2 years ago
will you give me head surfgirl?
2 years ago
Fake.
2 years ago
lul
2 years ago
Drivel.
2 years ago
Guess she had time for a short one;
2 years ago
Yeeah right, then he woke up.
2 years ago
And then the guy in the Lambo wiped his ass with the midget
2 years ago
Foolishness
2 years ago
lollerskates, like thats gonna make me want a smart car over a lambo, good job guys
2 years ago
hi guys! this is a good vid. my new retard wife still hasnt mastered the blowjob but its not for the lack of trying. first time she actually bit me! jeez it was painful. big bruises all over. just as well im a gentleman or id have slapped her about for that, but i have to make allowances. second time she didnt move her mouth atall and i had to tell her what to do.
any advice welcome by the way.
shes taken to weight training now. christ, you should see her biceps! but thats fuck all use to me so ive told her to stop and just go on a goddam diet.
i tried writing down a diet plan, but i forgot she cant read and even if she could she wouldnt be able to understand cos shes a retard.
still, i got a look at the bank account yesterday and cant believe how much is in there! thousands of dollars! her dad was something big in rodeo organising and left her the lot. i heard she got kicked on the head by a bull when she was a toddler and thats why shes retarded. maybe her old man felt guilty or something but i dont give a fuck really.
2 years ago
Made me chuckle

Was he a dwarf or a midget?

Don't gimme any of that politically correct 'vertically challenged' bollocks either

He's one or the other. Which?

(and umpalumpa doesn't count)
2 years ago
Fuck it - didn't mean to post here but what the hell
2 years ago
Scores so far...

Nerds 67
Losers 66

The battle rages on.......
SmartCar is pretty sweet, but I'm awaiting the arrival of the Tesla compact car.

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