glumbert

First post, third view.

ROTFLMAO!!

I did'nt see that coming: I must be tired.

OMG! That was funny ... nuttin' funnier than a midget in a smart car gettin' head!

Fake.

lul

Drivel.

Guess she had time for a short one;

Yeeah right, then he woke up.

And then the guy in the Lambo wiped his ass with the midget

Foolishness

lollerskates, like thats gonna make me want a smart car over a lambo, good job guys

hi guys! this is a good vid. my new retard wife still hasnt mastered the blowjob but its not for the lack of trying. first time she actually bit me! jeez it was painful. big bruises all over. just as well im a gentleman or id have slapped her about for that, but i have to make allowances. second time she didnt move her mouth atall and i had to tell her what to do.
any advice welcome by the way.
shes taken to weight training now. christ, you should see her biceps! but thats fuck all use to me so ive told her to stop and just go on a goddam diet.
i tried writing down a diet plan, but i forgot she cant read and even if she could she wouldnt be able to understand cos shes a retard.
still, i got a look at the bank account yesterday and cant believe how much is in there! thousands of dollars! her dad was something big in rodeo organising and left her the lot. i heard she got kicked on the head by a bull when she was a toddler and thats why shes retarded. maybe her old man felt guilty or something but i dont give a fuck really.

Scores so far...

Nerds 67
Losers 66

The battle rages on.......
SmartCar is pretty sweet, but I'm awaiting the arrival of the Tesla compact car.