The Modern Day King Midas

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12 months ago
FIRST!

Oh mah gawd!! I'm outta control...lol

Commercial was funny, though.
12 months ago
Shuttup Cancuck. That whole first thing is pointless. And I only mean that in a friendly sort of way.

How does that guy take a leak? That would suck.
12 months ago
Yeah, I know, I know.

I'm in a mood.

What can I tell ya?
12 months ago
I'm in a mood too, for some man love. I wish everything I touched would turn into huge penuses in all different colors cause color doesn't matter only the size. Who's with me?
12 months ago
Oh I forgot...A rainbow of flavor...yummy.
12 months ago
ROTFLMFAO
12 months ago
Honey is that some kind of secret code for you want to hook up? Don't be shy just let me know.
12 months ago
what happens if he touches the ground?
12 months ago
I believe they'd call it "A Rainbow of Flavor!"
12 months ago
Eat the ground lawl
12 months ago
there are some people who wouldnt mind me getting touched by that guy.
12 months ago
I know how ya feel....lol
12 months ago
so the flag means to null the post, i thought it was for me to reply. lolololol
(well balls there goes all your pointless spew)
12 months ago
He did say he didn't dress himself.
12 months ago
I know its a commercial but I call shenanigans! How did he make a baby if he cant touch anyone? why don't his clothes turn into skittles? Still funny though.
12 months ago
I think it's only his hands that will turn things to gold.
12 months ago
Could he ever punch anyone and actually feel the benefit? :-)
11 months ago
"Could he ever punch anyone and actually feel the benefit? :-)"

Uh, feel the benefit? The guy would turn to Skittles and die. How does that have less of an impact than hitting him?
12 months ago
Hey! that's angry man from the show Martin.. the black guy... His phrase was "sit yo, ass down"!...
12 months ago
ROFLMAONIONS WTF BBQSAUCEDUCKSAUCEFUCKSAUCE FTW LOLZ ROFL GG NO RM
11 months ago
What the flying hell is wrong with you boy? Glue bad, no more glue for you.
12 months ago
Dude, just get some big ass gloves, and get with world vision somewhere in Africa
11 months ago
that would be f'n tight
11 months ago
Imagine if he was on an airplane mid-flight and opened a window.
Or masturbation... my god.

Divide by zero with giving him Skittles to touch.

TASTE THE RAINBOW! TASTE IT!
11 months ago
HE should have his hands amputated save for one finger, and wear that finger on a chain around his neck to use as some sort of delicious, fruit-flavored weapon. Or, having his hands amputated, make billions by selling individual digits to various warring countries, allowing them to strap said fingers to the heads of missiles to bring about the end of civilization, or at least a hefty chunk of it.
11 months ago
iluvballs, baby, don't know, but canuck might have someone,don't even know the guy, i'm free and ready. lol, i don't know why people flag, bet i'm gonna get flaged to. just kinda fooling around.
3 months ago
hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!

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