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Imagine, no lightsaber sounds! The HORROR!

Probably, unless you were only 8 at the time, like me.
I wondered how the spaceships could manuevre without the benefit of atmosphere and gravity.

I want to see a "What if Star Wars was a Canadian Community Theatre production."

Impossible.

They'd never measure up to the talent needed for such a production.

That applies double to a pair of talking-snake-believing and torture-loving-supporters such as you two.

Besides, it don't surprise that either of you are too effing brain-dead to simply be able to enjoy a movie for pure escapism and entertainment, without having to be hung up on technicalities.

Unless, of course, you find that entertainment in a book about burning shrubs that talk, or a waterboard where someone CAN'T talk, because they think they're drowning.

Dorks.

Keep making yourselves look even more stupid.

And a Merry Christmas to you, too, C-.
Weren't you in Community theatre? I hear you were very good.
According to one of the reviewers, you bristled with energy and verve. The audience hung on your every word. Tears were shed and roses thrown.

Hey, weren't you a reviewer, too?

I am glad you are back...and as happy-go-lucky as ever.

Keep your pagan greetings to yourself, Sir.

I care not, I say, for such myopic sentimentalities.

Besides, are there no jails? Are there no workhouses?

PHAH!

Yes, Mr. Ebeneezer, sir.
Could I have but one more lump of coal?

As long as you work all through X-Mas Eve and X-Mas Day for it.

At STRAIGHT time, natch.

And afterwards, when you're done, I'll send you round-trip ticket to the resurrection.

(quote copyrighted by Tony Montana, "Scarface")

I enjoyed the hell out of Star Wars. I just had to suspend my disbelief, and pretend it could be reality, sort of like talking to you Canuck.

Lot's of violence?
I'm there.

Star Wars On Ice - I love it!

Well as far as figure-skating productions go, "Star Wars on Ice" would probably suck less, and be less gay than the normal ice skating production.