Shark Surfing

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First:cajun
1 year ago
shark surfing=brainless

No disrespect surferbum...
1 year ago
What a dumbass. Where did his rod and reel go (into the ocean with the shark). What point does this vid prove?
1 year ago
No worries, ramble. But you gotta admit, that's totally badass!!!!
1 year ago
fake

and gay
1 year ago
totally gay.

Liberace gay.
1 year ago
As gay as this may be, it didn't look fake. Sharks like easy food, he can balance on a surfboard, its not that unlikely.
1 year ago
i'm actually pretty sure it's very possible. The other alternatives are very expensive, and most sharks dont mind coming close to shore, they just usually don't cause there isn't any food around. On many occasions sharks have attacked surfers with open cuts. A huge pile of raw meat is more than enough to lure a shark...in my opinion
1 year ago
^^^ agreed
1 year ago
i suspect something is amiss here.....maybe the fake fin perfectly in the water is the first clue.....
1 year ago
but still very ingenious use of camera angle (and it was humorous)
1 year ago
Going on the premise that this is real (just for arguments sake):

What a truly magnificent video, showing the first-class stupidity of human beings.

Think he'd be doing all that moronic high-fiving and whoopin' and hollerin' if he came out of those waves minus a leg? Or an arm? Or a torso?

Stupid, brainless shithead.

I could care less if he buys the farm.

Deserves it too, as far as that goes.
1 year ago
Nobody cares what you think Canuck, honestly nobody. How much of your life do you spend on here trying to get people to listen to you because nobody in your real life will?

Exactly
1 year ago
Now, jes' settle down there, Hoss.

How about a nice, hot cup of shut-the-fuck-up?

There's a good lad.
1 year ago
I care to hear what anyone/everyone thinks, so don't speak for me. Bring it on "C"
1 year ago
why not suck his balls while you're down there gymyg
1 year ago
Nice talk, spoken like you're good at ball sucking.
1 year ago
Serious, lots of people care what Canuck thinks, why do you suppose so many acknowledge him? We come here to read what other people think.

A good day to you.
Free
1 year ago
really? i guess that's why glumbert's visitor numbers have halved in the last 3 months. Don't believe me? check out compete.com. All the funny posters have left since his lordship Mr Canadian Angryman went skitz on us.
1 year ago
Freetobe and Gymyg:

Thank you for the kind sentiments.

Please feel free to take The Dummy above, up on his offer. I think you'll find that the only ones that have left are: A) the Youtube trash; B) the ones I have smited with their own stupidity; C) the ones who have proven to have an inferior intellect compared to those such as yourselves; D) the ones who are boring, and have nothing to offer (in terms debate-content or even basic humor).

Once again...thanks to you both.

I am humbled.

Truly I am.
1 year ago
P.S.

Those remaining, are the few small Band Of Obssessives that are left.
1 year ago
And just how the fuck could anyone find that asshole. That's your problem, you have a tough time discerning between fact and opinion (your A-D options above).

Mano, he's still convinced you and I are the same. Total denial.
1 year ago
Freetobe and Gymyg:

Please note above, falling into the "P.S. " addendum category.

Once again,

Thanks to you both (and all my other great Amigos on here).
1 year ago
Retarded, with a capital TARD!
1 year ago
Fake, this has been around for awhile. FAKE
1 year ago
Fake or real....it don't matter.

It's an example of stupidity, either way.

That's the point.
1 year ago
canuck how can you say "fake or real dont matter"!

what... are you stupid?

of course it matters. duh.
1 year ago
Fake or real...the video was stupid.

How hard is THAT to get through your thick fuckin' skull?

DUHH.
1 year ago
shit canuck you seem to have a few anger management issues there mate...
might want to talk to someone about that when you get a chance bra.
1 year ago
DUDE!! THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!! I TOTALLY NEED A NONFAT LATTE!!
1 year ago
LOL!
1 year ago
That dude has some balls. Which the shark will eventually shit out after it eats him. Fucktard.
1 year ago
Yup.
1 year ago
Here is an example when a low life like backbone could have been usefull for shark chum.Thats what we do with child molesters in africa. It's a shame it's not done in north america.
1 year ago
we do that with canucks
1 year ago
And only on pre-approved holidays, I hope.
1 year ago
If it's fake, it's funny as shit (and creative).

If it's real, then it's ballsy as shit (and creative).
1 year ago
So much hate.
1 year ago
Don't be such a sore kraut.

(get it? SORE kraut ? Saurkraut? Ahhhh....fuggeddaboudit.)
1 year ago
Funny as always, Canuck:-)
1 year ago
Thanks, Riza!

Good to see you're still around, Missy!
1 year ago
Anyone here even contemplating that this WAS real for just a second???

I mean C'MON folks, get with it and have a coffee :-)


No movement of the shark's tail when he's being pulled along?
You only see the dorsal fin, not the tail which would have to have been thrashing like shit to get him going that speed...
Think you can also make out the line towing them around 0.45 followed by what seems to be the wake of the boat itself at around 0.57...

Nonetheless VERY well done ad.

Anyone heard of the sunglasses brand 'Notorious' by a company called Arnette? This is an ad for them using a famous surfer 'dude' called Jamie O'Brien.

Check out some of the others here:

http://it.youtube.com/user/notorious415

The motoGP rider Dani Pedrosa, skateboarder Willy Santos, snowboarder Antti Piirainen and another surfer called Roy Powers are all used in other ads. The latter two haven't yet run
1 year ago
Sorry, incorrect post first time...

http://youtube.com/user/notorious415
1 year ago
Awesome vid i dont think it is a fake and this guy has balls of steel do agree with the other posters little crazy and stupid but still gotta admire his courage
1 year ago
Correction on the top. Its supposed to read,(these"Two"pals).
1 year ago
And this was supposed to be below this, down there!!! LOLOL
1 year ago
No for real!! This is so fake! its good, tho it would have been better if 50 seconds into it some surfer wasn't laying calmly on his board whilst 10ft away a Great White shark who's back fin was as big as he was goes by?? And if your argument is "laying calm is the right thing to do when in the water with A Shark, Let alone A GWS. Fagitaboutit alright!! LOL!!

not to mention the swimmers just kicking about and how much feet of water do you all think these to pals were swimming around in some of it was before the breakers, which I know some GWS have come in that close to feed,,,But this come on....Nigga Please!! LOLOLOLOL!!
1 year ago
Plus I'm pretty sure that was surferbum22 hanging out in that wave ??
1 year ago
LMFAO!

Probably was.....!

LOL!
1 year ago
Yes that was me! I wish! I think it's fake, though! But would be totally awesome. I don't think the shark could have pulled a human hooked like that for that amount of time, regardless of the size of the fishing rod.
1 year ago
not rod, hook.
1 year ago
Good prank to play :)
1 year ago
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1 year ago
Makes you wonder when the present tax system will be overhauled, maybe when some-one from the lower tax bracket gets elected (never).
What to do with the $600 bush has given me, Oh I'll pay some of my realestate taxes,SOME.
1 year ago
Dangerous surfing? This would be it......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPcSDyaoQn0
1 year ago
Love the vid miter im surprised this isnt your fav part of the movie some good explosions

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI&feature=related
1 year ago
LOL It is C-tint, or should I say "I love the smell of napalm in the morning"
1 year ago
Serious and manolo are one
1 year ago
Yep.
1 year ago
Keep going, Gym. You're two-for-two.

I'm sure you can come up with juuuuuuuust one more.

LOL!
1 year ago
Heres a vid of where Myself,Canuck,Billboat,Canadaman,Web and i know i forgot some people are from i chose this 1 cause she has a great voice....
http://youtube.com/watch?v=FrGrrAIplys&feature=related
1 year ago
makes ya want to move there and so many americans di in the late 60s
1 year ago
Makes me wanna move there and i live there lol (Some Good Advertising)
1 year ago
sup', im back again? still, it would be nice to get a "hi" once in a while -.- any of you guys there?!
1 year ago
hi Infinity!
1 year ago
If you have ever caught shark (I have), you would know that they swim in circles. That shark swims in a straight line? Never seen it.
1 year ago
haha, good one! circles...must be those eyes, they probably see as well swimming in the ocean with those covetous black orbs as if they were swimming in a bucket of cow shit.
1 year ago
Perhaps the shark's fins were removed by some soup salesman and can only swim in a straight line.....
1 year ago
lol..cept' you saw the fins...my proposal? probably a diver with one of those engine/propeller setups with handles used for deep dives and a fake fin on his back.
1 year ago
oi, and while im here i'll say just one word in regards to the pic: FAKE!
1 year ago
BINGO!
1 year ago
Hows things infinity. Where the hell ya been? Have you been getting any of the hot weather and storms, we've been pounded here!
1 year ago
ah, not bad. like i said on one of the other vids (but so many new ones come in i can't keep up with them all) i took a break..well, from glumbert. actually i was working most of the time. actually, i like the heat. feels good (mostly because ive never been sun burned in my life, thanks to highly pigmented skin inherited from my mother's side of the family) anyway, im hooping to get a break to go swimming soon, too. anyway, i'll probably stick around for a while, and TRY to keep up with all the new videos.
1 year ago
suggestions for glumbert: get a few laugh-your-ass-off funny vids of chuck norris on here, we could use em' (especialy since the only one i found was about chuck norris promoting the use of Bibles in schools ...LAME.)
1 year ago
its real........he's aquaman
1 year ago
you know, you really should change the picture. i think it's more offensive then the "marine throws puppy..." vid.. are you reall so sad that you feel you have to express your anger towards helpless animals?
me, just exercising my freedom of speech. wait.. i just thought of something..we have freedom of speech in america, buh.. well, does the internet count as American territory? it should, lol! that would be political squalor... ho ho..
1 year ago
Holy crap just found this 1 what a nasty shark attack
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qfGvwCiaXTI&feature=related
1 year ago
good afternoon, tint. good to see you again.
1 year ago
Cheers Infinity
1 year ago
Hey infinity. Welcome back.

Its 104 degrees here right now, and rising. A strange quiet in the humid heat. Too hot for even the birds to sing.

I think we may set a new heat record again today. New England: 40 below in the winter, and who knows how high it will get this summer.
1 year ago
lol
1 year ago
Billboat, we tried, but look above: Your compatriot has started it up again. Pleasantries over.
1 year ago
I've dived with sharks before, most of the species aren't interested in humans, we are too big. (Although that did look like a bigger shark than I've dived with.) But they'd take the meat, although they tend to stick around while they eat it, hoping you'll give them more. (That is why you feed them in the first place, if you don't feed them, they tend to get bored with you and leave: You saw the piece about the stray dogs of Moscow, the sharks are much like that...)

It is the camera angles and the boat wake that make me doubt that this is real...
1 year ago
Complete shens. There is no 2nd dorsal fin. The shark isn't swimming right. No side to side motion at all. No jerking features when the shark took the bait. It would have ripped that fishing pole out of his hands. There are about 100 reasons why this is shens.
1 year ago
Very astute observations.
1 year ago
Never thought I'd bother saying this but "FAKE"!!! You only have to look at the unrealistic way the "shark" is moving.
1 year ago
1 year ago
Ok, first of all the guy casts his line out about 15 feet from where he is and begins to reel it in. If there were any hungry sharks that close to shore they would have gotten that surfer when he was thrashing around swimming to his board. Right at 30 sec. there is a hidden cut-away; when the person says something like "right there!!!" the camera blurs for a moment as if the person holding it forgets what they are doing while yelling to their buddy. Meanwhile, the rest of the video is well edited from several angles. Why would the blurred part be left in when the rest of the video is so professionally edited? How could anyone know where the "shark" would go and post a camera person so far down the shoreline where the guy finally lets go. At 55 sec. there is an overhead angle where you can clearly see air bubbles (from a boat motor) and a wake in front of and several feet to the side of the fin. Finally, why would the surfer come ashore and ask about where his fishing pole was when he just let go of it. and let the "shark" swim away with it, 15 seconds before that?

I really like this video, it is very well edited and really makes you feel like this was an actual event, at first. Upon closer inspection, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to be able to see that it is a setup.
1 year ago
Just to clarify, I live in Canada in the GTA and my name is Robert Pearce.
1 year ago
What a bullshit fucking video.....he drops his rod and comes out asking where is it???What a homo!!!
1 year ago
I loved it- who signs the music in the background?
1 year ago
Redraxill said, "%^$#@$canuck you seem to have a few anger management issues there mate...
might want to talk to someone about that when you get a chance bra.

I'm still around Canuck, if you want to talk?

Mountainclimber
1 year ago
I just want someone to post what the background music is. what band? I sitll thought this was quite awesome
All surfers are pricks, but bartmanbart is a bigger one. Think you're smart? Don't patronise us with your smart-assed bullshit. Of course it's fake you dummy.
Go get a life, and if you can't do that, throw yourself to the sharks.
1 year ago
Dude, this is real. I witnessed this nut first hand, word.

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