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I caught a singing rabbit. I then exposed her to massive doses of radiation, and electricity to perform the metamorphosis into a creature so vile and abhorrent, I had to sell it to a freak show. I was informed years later that it became an American Pop sensation and changed it's name to Britney Spears.

so thats what happened.

I did the same thing to a possum, and I heard it changed it's name to Madonna. I don't think it ever became a Pop sensation though.

I"M STONED AND THAT WAS CRAZY!

IT!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE"RE YELLING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!

(Paris Hilton - The formation thereof)

(It is 1953 in the desert near Pahrump Nevada a atomic test is under way)

Ka-Roomphff! (Over the loud speaker)

Army Guy 1: "Well Jim that is another successful test of atomic fission."
Army Guy 2; "I hope the radiation does not harm the citizens of Pahrump."

(At the chicken ranch - Pahrump NV)
(In the corner of the brothel some greenish gray residue is struck by [[[[ ATOMIC RADIATION ]]]])

Prostitute : "What is that thing moving in the dark! - eeek it is in my throat! - Arggg"

(The prostitute now dying falls to the floor)

(The police arrive at the Chicken Ranch to examine the body of the prostitute)

Officer: "Its lookin like this here woman died from some kinda poison."
Owner: "I dunno what happened here."
Coroner: " I will take her down to the morgue and do a autopsy. That will give us some answers."

(The coroners office - There is some cuttin goin on)
Grrrrrr, Zzzzeeeep, splash.
(Corner into the reporting mike)

Coroner: "Subject skanky prostitute from Local brothel shows signs of ATOMIC RADIATION!"
" The remains will be shipped back to New York tomorrow."

(The remains arrive in New York City, and are delivered to the Falstrom Medical Research Lab)

Julie: "Hey Fitz, I got a female to practice anatomy on! What is this strange residue? Arggg! it is in my throat!"

(A self absorbed Julie with ATOMIC RESIDUE in her veins leaves the Lab to seek a wealthy husband somewhere in the city of New York, and meets a Mr. Hilton at a fancy banquet)

OK - I just can't explain Paris Hilton.

an outstanding try thoe , outstanding ,here, here . all the children of the village singing and all giving praise .HOSANA LA,LA,LA .,, ok not realy its just me. sorry i was faking it ,theres no kids and there is no singing i thought....... well i thought i could pass it off but it wasnt working im sorry pod..... im ......just gonna go now..cya