If Senator Craig were gay

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First:jimmyusa
2 years ago
erste again!
2 years ago
Does it matter if he's gay?
2 years ago
YES it matters that he is gay, he is REPUBLICAN.... they vote AGAINST gay rights.

if Bill Clinton should get impeached for having a bj and saying he didnt have sex, then Craig should be fired for being a hypocrite and surpressing the rights of others like him for his own personal gain. Republicans are the scum of america.
2 years ago
and he's gay
2 years ago
Oh shit.

This is a gift dropped into my lap...yet ANOTHER disgraced REPUBLICAN puke.

When I get time later today, I'm gonna hammer Stream about THIS one.

Thank you Glumbert!

THANK YOU!
2 years ago
you're gay?? what dropped in your lap??? You 're going to hammer stream onto a REPUBLICAN???
2 years ago
It's always the closet homosexuals who vote against gay rights and same sex marriage.

And find themselves using the glory hole.
2 years ago
A little toe tapping goes a long way
2 years ago
LOL LMFAO LOL LMFAO............

i mean what else is there to say.......LMFAO LOL LOL
2 years ago
I'M GAY! And so is canucky! XXXXXXOOOOOO
2 years ago
Why is it if you believe in honesty you're just presumed to be a republican? No one here ever called you a democrat, everyone knows, even your mates, the truth isn't in you. If you said the sky was blue we'd all look out the window just to make sure. Look up non sequitur, Dopey.
2 years ago
Hm. Not aren't really Muppets. They are puppets. And not even really good puppets. They are just over grown sock puppets. So that means that one saying that the other one is gay has a puppeteers hand up his ass. And judging by his performance, it doesn't seem to bother him too much.
2 years ago
I thought it was exceptionally well done....entertaining....and in its use of child oriented puppetry to remark on base adult human behavior, thoroughly devastating to Craig.

I hope he reallllllly is gay....because he is being ruined as a public figure, destroyed as a father-husband, and disgraced as a neighbor/colleague/person. Should never happen to an innocent person...and the same case might be made for someone "guilty" of this stupid bahavior (for god sakes, can't gays just control themselves? ?).

Sorry...that one kinda got away.
2 years ago
don't know.... why don't you ask pcrapist
2 years ago
please !!! when you call this man Gay your giving the whole gay community a black eye.

he is not Gay !!!

he is actually a mad mensroom Queer, and there is a differance.
being gay.... well who realy cares . on the other hand a raving Queer has its limitations and should not be tolerated.

he will be marched off to the raging flamer camp where thay will begin the arduous Journey of bringing him back to a state of flaming Gay , then perhaps toneing him down to super gay and if all goes well, we hope to expect a full recovery and a regular gay status.
and then at the next news conference we may hear him sing those words we all know he wants to belt out at the top of his lungs.
a well practiced Liza hit.
Life is a Cabaret ole Chumm..in.. Life is a Cabaret.....whoe, the irony...




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2 years ago
True. The rule of humor is that it have some basis in truth. This one does. Cheers
2 years ago
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2 years ago
ok did anyone else notice this? the very first thing he says:

I appreciate you all for COMING OUT tonight.

I wonder how his boyfriend feels about him saying he's not gay.

Like all politicians. He's a fucking lying, spineless, corporate whore, totally without integrity or morals sub-human slime.

Who cares if he's gay. Big deal.

"This will go up on my website: I am not gay."

LMFAO ROTF

Oh... and because you put it on your website, that makes it true!!!

Well guess what?

Here is what is on THIS website:

DUDE. YOU'RE GAY. WHETHER YOU TAKE IT IN THE ASS OR GIVE IT IN THE ASS TO YOUR BOYFRIEND, OR HIS MOUTH, OR TAKE HIM IN YOUR MOUTH.

YOU ARE GAY.
2 years ago
oh, and wolf it must be true, because why else would you write it .
LMFAO
2 years ago
99% of politicians give the other 1% a bad name
2 years ago
l.a.m made a big funny LMAO LOL :)
2 years ago
I hate adolfvanker. He says nothing in a stupic accent - the worst combination.
2 years ago
I see the Canuck-RF tag team of intelligence is at work.
What makes you two think I am a Republican and that there is anything to hammer? I offer no defense for the indefensible. However, I would like to hear all the Democrats stand up and support his private behavior like they do when their guys get caught in flagrante delicto.
Mr. Craig is at best stupid for pleading guilty to a misdemeanor (out of convenience) OR, at worst, a perverted man. Either way, he should (and will) resign.
The larger points that should be made to mr.'s Flagg and Canuck: What gripe do you have at his behavior? Bathroom solicitation of sex? His supposed homosexuality? His (if any of the allegations are true) apparent hypocricy? Canuck--you should be in support of ALL those things given your previous syrupy support for the former President.
I will note, again, that when this sort of thing happens inside the Republican party, the offender is run out of town on a rail by his own party. Let us relive Gerry Studds, Barney Frank and Bill Clinton who were not even punished for their sexual activity but were celebrated. So, with the party that you support what to do...what to do. But, what can anyone expect from people who have no moral foundation?
2 years ago
boy you sure are something else, you are LOL .

try reading the post dude . let me try again and it will be the last, so try and keep up!!
HE IS NOT GAY , THAT WOULD BE GIVING GAYS A BAD RAP. YOUR HERO IS A
QUEER WHO GOT BUSTED DOING A QUEER THING !!!
PEEKING AT MEN IN PUBLIC REST ROOMS.
so please stop whining, crying and ranting about the freaks you suport .

you my sad man are so fuking nuts that you love these degenerates, yet you condemn the averaged Gay person from trying to live a happy life ..

your a real two faced prick and it shows on these threads by your very own words .
2 years ago
Stained dresses?
2 years ago
RF-You really should begin each sentence with, "duuhhh..."
Your post is in no way a response to mine.
2 years ago
Flagg, You really need to stop reading Stephen King and start reading the lines just above yours...it's called a thread...so your comments will somehow be relevant to what the guy just before you wrote. You couldn't search Streamline's messages with a diving rod and fined one word pro-republican or pro-Craig. I think Chaz mentioned what a sadness it is. I agree. It's sad, but don't make stuff up...mirror and confession, etc...people might notice.
Scatman
2 years ago
PERLOP
2 years ago
All gays should be burned at the stake.
2 years ago
Iluvballs is a faggot and should be castrated.
2 years ago
Iluvballs is a breath of fresh air on this stale planet we call Glumbert. Do not go homophobic on my ass! I will shove my mile long dick up your mother fucking ass! By the way, feel free to call me a fag hag, but ask for my nude picture first! Ha,Ha,Ha, Fffff IIIIIIRRRRRRRRR ssssss tttttt!!!!!!! They are beautiful and they are real! Dare ya!
2 years ago
That's double scary, Tweedle Dumb. A gay man who can whip your ass. You should never stereotype. All men without penises aren't gay. Some are well, rent-a-cops in Toronto,
Scatman
2 years ago
oh yeah, he's a pole smoker.
2 years ago
SHIT SHIT SHIT.
2 years ago
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire
2 years ago
awesome
2 years ago
Stupid clip..

even more stupid comments..

*sigh* I used to like Glumbert.
2 years ago
and glumbert used to like me.
2 years ago
By the way randalflagg nice choice of name...nuff said (no joke...really...luv ya)
2 years ago
see below
2 years ago
Forgive me, I just read my post and it didn't convey my sentiment. I have enjoyed the comments by randalflagg, Initially, because of the literary elocution, lately because of the intelligent expression, so lacking at the moment on Glumbert (including me!)....Hhhheeellllppppp!
2 years ago
m.o.o.n that spells moon!
2 years ago
Riza, you are a shit stabber too. Curl up in a ball and die a horrible death.
2 years ago
Actually, I don't really have the equipment to be a "Shit Stabber" since i'm a girl, I just think that I'm funny sometimes....but i'm not.
2 years ago
hey moon, thats just a copycat above you . hell you may be a copycat of an alias , who knows in this mixed up cyber space we share ?

but you have an eye for talent lol .
you may prove yourself wrong about being funny also.
2 years ago
...yo moon....stay tuned. I hated Glumbert when I first stumbled upon it, now three months ago. Once you become adjusted to the fact that it is simply an entertaining chat room, well, everything that follows is "grist to the mill"...pick what you wish to respond to and what you don't. And ignore the buffoons who use the site to do self indulgent bloviation. I'd use another word, but that says it better...or at least in a more socially acceptable manner.

By the way....I share your appreciation of Randal-man's comments...he can be quite good at countering the bull dew we see too often on this site.
2 years ago
...is this guy gay?

no, no... can't be, it says on his web site that, "he's not gay"
2 years ago
If not gay, then his door swings both ways. Which begs the question, "is a bisexual person gay"?
2 years ago
Anybody hear the police interrogation?
2 years ago
strummin you are delusional.
posting as two people has you going bonkers.

stop the madness and you will sit high on my Council.
2 years ago
ps


Duuhh... LMAO
2 years ago
RF your illiterate.
posting as an adult has you going bonkers.
2 years ago
HAHAHA So am I. ("Your" illiterate!)
I've been reading you too much.
2 years ago
Streamy - you really should refer to yourself in the plural. And you should both seek help

You little neo-con republican brownstar worshipper you...

Funny thing though. How can someone who loves 'Bush' as much as you profess to, whilst also 'backing up' (poor choice of words there I admit, the ambiguously sexually orientated Sen Craig?

Oh yeah! It's that split personality thing again.
2 years ago
Hi, RF. Keep going and I'll have to apologize to Canuck for calling him the world's dumbest. It's may only be a mistake when you say something is true that isn't, but it's a lie when you insist it is after being able to find out. Streamline nailed you.

Probably doesn't matter to your mates, who don't believe you anyway, but think of all the ASPCA types out there who've been patronizing you as just a little pixillated. You're letting them down...ferchrissakes.
Scatman
2 years ago
S.T.R.U.M.M.I.N

well if you respond then you must understand well enough .

also literary skills have littel to do with the truth yet your politicking would have everyone sidetracked, good try schizoid .

no takers....dduuuhhhh...lol
2 years ago
No, it doesn't...but it might give indication to one's education.
2 years ago
and that what, makes you an educated lier.
lol thats just great news.
2 years ago
Derrrr...ummm...duhhh
I can spell because I am C-A-T smart!
2 years ago
keep forgetting, being its new and all.

dduuuhhhh
2 years ago
Interesting, Duhhh is the only word you can spell correctly. Hmmm
2 years ago
Interesting Chumpstream - you seem keen to jump on spelling errors as if that's a defining characteristic of someone's intelligence

Check your posts above:

Diving rod? WTF is that? Oh... you meant divining rod.

Fined? Oh, think perhaps you meant to say 'find'

RF is happy to admit that his grammar and spelling sometimes ain't the best. It doesn't detract from his general message though; namely that you are a poor idiot savant
2 years ago
Hey, Laverne. Where's Shirley...you two are rarely far apart?
2 years ago
Somebody help me out here, and try not to get on me for my ignorance! I don't watch the news much, had a lot going on otherwise lately. I've seen snippets, heard a little here and there about this incident, but haven't caught the actual crime. What did he do???? I've tried to piece it together from the comments, but I'm still unclear. Anybody????
2 years ago
As part of a sex sting, the Senator was suspected of a common bathroom signal to get sex by a cop. He is now saying that he plead guilty to the misdemeanor (not the sexual offense) in order to not have this play out in the media by going to trial. (Not unusual when pleading down.)
There are lots of places to listen to his interrogation with the cop...not quite as simple as some here would have it.
2 years ago
the man got busted with a mirror peaking under stalls of a mens restroom then made the mistake of trying to solicit a cop. confessed to it all then tryed to recant.
thats the gist.
2 years ago
RF-add to the list of stuff...you are a liar, too.
No mirrors and no confession.
Anything to prove a point, right Flagg?
2 years ago
Hence the on going back and forth.
2 years ago
I'd rather be wrong than a liar, Flagg.
Hey, Sen. Craig ain't looking good here...he resigned and is thoroughly disgraced. Why do you have to make things up to prove a point?
Your side celebrates this sort of thing. Again, what part of his behavior bothers you?
2 years ago
you need to ask yourself that queston S.T.R.U.M.M.I.N!!!
2 years ago
you sound a bit angred at this point .
you may want to step back a littel and cool down.

on the matter of the good Sen. more will be revealed in good time.
2 years ago
Easy enough, Flack-
If he is soliciting sex, he should resign in disgrace. As I said before.
If he plead guilty to the misdemeanor in order to avoid publicity, then he is a coward and should resign. As I said before.
Either way, conservatism shouldn't have this sort of person carrying its water.
But...on your side, these actions make him qualified to be president. So, what don't you like aboput his behavior?
2 years ago
oh... and you are a lier and you are wrong, so your two for two . lol
2 years ago
What lie is that, Prof. Flagg?
(Run spell-check first)
2 years ago
no spell check . dont care enough about it lol S.T.R.U.M.M.I.N !!!
2 years ago
cool down bro, dont worry your man will be ok .
2 years ago
well strumm its been real .
im outie.
wife and i are going out, see ya.
2 years ago
Have fun, RF
BTW- is your knowledge of mirrors in stalls first-hand?
(pun intended)
2 years ago
just got back and saw .....oh i will let you have that one strumm.
you will have many a busy day ahead.
2 years ago
Interesting glumbert stat:

Most typed words in comments section for a single screen name = canuck at 531,765 words.

Assuming one word = one second, that's 8,863 minutes = 148 hours = 6.2 days.

Assuming that represents 50% of his time on the site with the other 50% spent watching vids and reading others comments (including his own, I'm sure), that's 13.4 days which is approximately two weeks.

Canuck has spent every second of every minute of every hour of every day for two entire weeks of his life on Glumbert. And the time conitues to rack up! What a sad, pathetic, useless existence for a sorry little man.
2 years ago
Maybe he is a new type of googlebot...
2 years ago
Very incisive point. Some people choose, medicine, law, even engineer. Tweedle-Dumber chose Glumbert. Makes sense, now that I think about it.
2 years ago
Well, 12.4 days, not 13.4 days. My mistake. All is forgiven then since it's now well under two full weeks by over a day.
2 years ago
How did you collect this "Interesting glumbert stat:"?
2 years ago
He counted them all, he's that in love that he had to quantify it. Wow, I thought I had too much free time........
2 years ago
I am really wondering why you Americans care so much about who or what your politicians fuck as long as it is sex between consenting adults or with objects or sheep they own. I would be rather upset about the bad politics they make (not that these suckers are better anywhere else on this planet).
2 years ago
I'm so sick of hearing about "the subculture of anonymous gay sex in public toilets." It is almost exclusively closeted, repressed "straight" men (mostly married) who engage in this sort of behavior, not those of us who are openly gay. We tend to meet our friends and lovers in normal social environments. Why can't the media write about "anonymous sex between 'supposedly straight,' repressed, self-hating Republican married men in public toilets?" Now, THERE's truth in journalism!
2 years ago
You were doing ok until you gratuitously threw in "republican". Cost you all your credibility. I know as many closet gay dems as I do republicans. Everyone has his reason. party politics is not one of them. You went from an 8 to a 2 in one word. Too bad
2 years ago
And yet Chumpy you're STILL looking up at Bowkie from the depths of subnormality...

Is it possible to have a negative IQ - you seem capable of proving the possibility
2 years ago
One of my most guilty pleasures is seeing hypocrites being caught. HILARIOUS!
2 years ago
I got a question, if you let a gay man suck your dick , and your straight does that make you gay??? ITS JUST HEAD, or if u fuck a gay man in the ass cause your girl or wife wont let you, does that make you gay??? AND YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY DICK STRAIGHT OR GAY
2 years ago
I'm pretty sure that would make you gay, or at least really fucking horny!
2 years ago
I think in your case it just re-confirms that you are dirtbag. Sounds like you would be right at home in a prison. That may even be a prediction.
2 years ago
Being bi-sexual doubles your target audience...

Do what you want as long as you don't bother those who are not interested to participate.
2 years ago
fuck off you cunting morons!!!!
2 years ago
I haven't read all the threads but it sure looks like ol' Squirt in Your Face has been backed into a corner again...he's starting to use his full arsenal and pulling out all the big wurds he knows. Go get'um, Tiger....er, Honey.
Sctaman
2 years ago
First take a little closer look at the numbers Einstein.
Try your own advice and use spell check.
2 years ago
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WURD!!!


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2 years ago
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
2 years ago
cunts!
2 years ago
Так еще один трусливый клон, кто - ваш действительно? Возможно шпион?
2 years ago
duck...it's you...and no excuse. stupid. randal....talk to him...he needs leadership.
2 years ago
that's all folks!!!
2 years ago
Uhh, sorry chazzie.

Nope.
2 years ago
good morning glumbert people
i am having a great day so far, i am cooling off after one hell of a morning shit after a weekend of total debauchery, i sit here in my office writing this shit and think what is the point, then i see the gay man above working his words and think i love this world and everyone on it even though we are all shits.
2 years ago
Guten morgen Herr Skidmarks!

Vise vords indeed. I find zat after ein successful defecation ze vorld alvays looks better! Und I now understand vy you call yourself skidmarks!
Ven I lived in Paraguay, I took up jogging, because mein maid Conchita said I vos becoming obese und I could not fit into mein old uniforms. Von of mein favourite tricks was to defecate "on ze hoof" as ze Englisch say. Ze looks on ze faces of ze humble peasants as I did zis vos alvays kvite amusing.
During ze North African campaign, ze genius general Rommel - later to become ze traitor Rommel - encouraged his troops to defecate on ze field of battle. Zis vorked vonders, as ze Englander schweinhunds refused to advance until ze "Gerry pong" had abated. Several of Rommel's visotries ver as ein direct result of zis tactic, known by ze High Command as "Stinkenkreig".
2 years ago
Cheers!
2 years ago
Good morning Adolfvanker

again you amuse me with your stories, what is a fascist doing in the supposedly mostly socialist continent of south america or is my political knowledge wrong and the third riech a major force, or are you a criminal mastermind plotting world supremacy from a james bond style base in a volcano?
2 years ago
Herr Skidmarks!

Zer are several South American states vich velcome men vith money. Paraguay vos one of zese, before ze vorld crash in Armadillo shell prices caused ein change of government. It is now run by ein bunch of nancy boys who haf tattoos of ze onanist Clinton on zer bellies, so I had to move on to anozzer location, not ein millionen miles avay.
I haf no plans for vorld domination. I am kvite old, und prefer now to study ze Skvirrel religion und correspond vith mein freunds on Glumbert. However, if ein opportunity arose, I vould be kvite happy to vonce again be ein dictator, perhaps in an advisory role. Do you know of any countries currently on ze lookout for somevon like me? Ze United States is ein vaste of time, as zey already haf ze fuhrer Bush, und he needs no advice on fascism from ze likes of me.
2 years ago
i to have studied different religious beliefs, my latest is the chewing of the bats wing, very popular with a tazmanian sect in the late 50's before the fucking lizard head sucking became law!! i hang upside down in my cave set in the roof room, then call my wife with a high pitched squeak, this always brings the fucking dog running upstairs, unbelievable!! then i fall into a self induced coma where the bat god 'Brian' calls in to re-evaluate my current standing on earth, where with no suprise he tells me to get the fuck down and sort out the washing up, this, as i awake is my wife with more divorce papers in hand.

what is the skvirrel religion you talk of about?
2 years ago
Herr Skidmarks!

You are obviously insane - und for zat I salute you.
See "Largest Model of Universe" video for Skvirrel religion thread.
2 years ago
Stream:

http://www.editorandpublisher.com/eandp/news/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1003632198

Yet another one of your Republican pals (who are in trouble) "blaming the media".

I guess that's a standard argument with you types, huh?

Boy, without the "media" to blame, you folks would be out of scape-goats, and not have ANY patsy to pin the blame on, wouldn't ya?
2 years ago
Wondered where you have been?
I think the Democrat Party is where Sen. Craig belongs. He shouldn't resign, he should switch parties. He would fit right in with Kennedy, Clinton, et al.
Politicians are whores, by and large.

By the way, brainiac. I thought we were to use a measure of goodwill in these cases. Again, which part of his actions are you opposed?
2 years ago
Stream, it seems everyone who believes in honesty is a Republican. Go figure.
2 years ago
Well, this guy is a unhappy homosexual, but that does not mean he could not be a good representative for his constituency. One of the problems I see here is the usual intolerance and bigotry of the republican party.

If he is to be removed from his position, it should be for being a lying hypocrite, but so many politicians are. His being a homosexual would have been treated as his personal business, if he was not such a staunch public opponent of it. So, publicity works both ways this time!

It does always seems that those in greatest opposition to a thing, have the biggest latent indulgences into that very thing.
2 years ago
Jesushchrist are you kidding me!!!

Were not having that pansy serve on my cabinet, no fucken way jose .

Thats right bitches it me I'm back with 50% more Jesus and 150% more bush...making that a total of.....a......never mind!

I just popped in to invite some stanch supporters of my regime... err.. i mean presidency over to the white house tonight for dinner.

1-Streamlined. you the man. love ya, and i got you a ten gallon hat wee ha !! and you do the work of two people (wink,wink)

2-chummin(wink,wink). your my goto guy, my digemup pal. got chu a hat to, sorry its only a 2 1/2 gallons but its still nifty. you do the job of three people(wink.wink)

3-Well there is no three you boys are it, my last line of defense. my eyes and ears of this here glumbert so don't let me down. I have made special cabinet posts for the both of you.
But come on over tonight. oh its gonna be good dads cook'n on the outdoor thingy mijig and were having Baked Alaskan seal pup served with an American bald Eagle soup and for dessert....... well anything we fukin want after all the good ole U.S.A is picking up the tab...... hmm Tab gotta make sure we have plenty of that stuff on hand. i really love that tab.

oh, Chumm(wink,wink) ole pal your always talkin terrorist this and terrorist that well guess what?..... thats right you can meet em for real.
you see their friends of mine and they like to drink beers and throw the shoes.
I know what your thinking, and its just that i don't have very many friends.

anyhoo i will see you tonight.

oh and screw the rest of you, the world was built 6000 year's ago by hard working Americans !!

I will be back bitches.... so in the mean time shut the fuk up !!

God, its good to be king...
2 years ago
Outside of the media and the armchair psychologists and you, cutie-pie, who is bringing up homosexuality?
2 years ago
Good, Donnie and Marie is back. I didn't know Craig was such a staunch opponent to gays. Send me some links. I though he was just a closet kinda guy who got caught, Happens all the time. Actually, the people of Idaho did throw him over for being a liar. I would like to know about Craig's past history against gays. You seem to have all the facts. Share them.
2 years ago
Q: Whose sister is Jesushbush? I thought Sheezus was Jesus' sister. Who does this li'l darling belong to?
2 years ago
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2 years ago
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LOL..Love the sound effects!
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2 years ago
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oh by the by Randalflagg is an Asshole!!

hahaha
2 years ago
WTF did he do to you?
2 years ago
An unprovoked cheap shot. This is Glumbert, so I'll allow it. Let's get it on!
2 years ago
(Glumbert.com flirting with the westboro Baptist Church) look at that video.

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