Ernest Borgnine - a real giant of the silver screen. They don't make 'em like that any more. It takes a big man to say on television he masturbates a lot. Nothing wrong with that of course. I do it all the time. Sometimes six or seven times a day, especially in the winter when there's not much to do up here. But to get back to Borgnine - what a guy! I met him once when I auditioned for a part in Two Mules for Sister Sarah. You know, Shirley MacLaine and Clint Eastwood. Well, Borgnine was the adviser on that movie and he said I had great talent, but I was just a bit too young to play the lead. I was only 12 for chrissakes! So he let me masturbate him in his trailer instead. I'll never forget that.
Oh, and Canuck, you said there's no "OVERT" malice coming from canvck, and you're right. Obviously everything he posts on that file is a hidden insult to you, a jest at your reputation, but you aren't handling it very well. Contrary to what you said, this guy isn't just another idiot impersonator. He's got some zing behind it, he's smart. And you're acting like a little kid. Get over canuck, you're a grown man. You should just ignore it and give the guy credit (where credit is due.) I read your one long post about it, and maybe you can't see it, but your obviously coming across as bitter to everyone else. Well, I've said to much already. In short, my advice is to just ignore the little thorn that is attached to canvck's humor and move on in life, okay?
...I am wondering....would you mount such a defense for a whore because she had nice hair? great legs? And when you finish, isn't she a whore anyway, despite the hair and legs?
Your defendant has earned no credence on his own, but has doted on the popular personna of someone else to attain a level of recognition.
He's not the first to wish for attention by attaching himself to a larger presence...petty piracy, in my opinion. I think you are ill advised to support someone who is not prepared to stand on his own feet, and make his own arguments, which you apparently believe he is capable of doing (I agree on that, but not on his value on the site currently).
I find it a bit of a stretch to appear to defend Canuck, as I often disagree with his positions...on the other hand, I have not worked nearly as hard as he to bolster my opinions with outside references and such. This is what makes him such a strong presence on this site...his persistence, perturbation and perspicacity (damn, the alliteration allergy struck again), and mostly his prominent presence simply attracts wannabe's and naysayers (many of whom I find agreeable)...but poseurs?...lame, at best, and always to be avoided, which is my advice to you.
Hey chaz, I'm just trying to make up for all the poor people I HAVN'T been nice to. I mean, gotta start sometime. I don't want to go down in history with the people that know me as a complete jerk. And Canuck, perhaps bitter was poor word choice, but you are definitely irritated by him. You need to ignore it. Like I said, it's not a direct assault, and you should be smarter than to give him the pleasure of retaliation. The people I have.. tortured, I suppose, gave me the most pleasure through showing their pain. Pain, anger, some people find the evidence of this in others and themselves enjoyable. That's what an antagonist looks for. I'm just saying not to give it to him. But if you don't want, and maybe even don't need, my advice, I'll stop giving it. Again, I've said more than I wanted to. I prefer to stay quiet, it fits my personality.
Canuck, but that's the point. Unless you actively ignore him, he isn't going to go anywhere. And while your here, I would like to ask how buttocks ever came to hate archangel along with his other group of targets. Archangel is pretty funny, (I gathered this from his comments as 'pinnochio' on the "driving into a sandstorm.." thread.) So what did he do that got buttocks ruffled?
Ignore or engage.....this entity has a fixation....pure and simple. No matter which option I choose....trust me: the end result will STILL be the same. I know. I've been at this game for quite a spell now. It's same pattern....without fail.
As for your other queries, re: butocks and arcangel....who knows? That was just a mean-spirited guttersniping conflict that just started out of the blue, for really no reason I can think of at the present moment, other than possibly hate for hates sake.
Just my own opinion, but even opinions are like assholes:
That's kind of weird.. archangel doesn't seem to hate buttocks, I just think he likes fighting... I can empathize with that, I fit that mold to some extent myself.
Yes, of course I could, most certainly, and without a single doubt or reservation, in all liklihood most succinctly and poignantly as to my ability to express the aforesaid notions with economic use of the terms and avoiding excess verbiage at all costs save for those useful in clarifying and/or intensifying the ideas and notions therein contained, sort of.
Recently, I saw a black guy trying to get into a carnival near my home town. Unfortunately, the sun was fractions away from disappearing behind the horizon. As the man walked up to the gate, the guard stopped him. Flustered, the hapless Negro inquired why he couldn't be allowed in. "I'm sorry", said the guard, "But you would only be frustrated by a bunch of people that couldn't see you anyway."
Wrong...Mexicans do not hate the Immigration Office...however, illegal immigrants may indeed fear it.
And........Americans are not confused about where the hell Mexicans come from...nor Brazilians, Bostonians, Biafrans, Britans, and Bratwurst (OK, that last one was a joke).
And..........there is nothing "neo" about any of that.
Not surprisingly, Americans are disturbed by uncontrolled illegal immigration.
Misstating that issue is a purposeful inflamation of the problem. I think that was your purpose.
Duh, duh, no shit, an WTF WERE YOU THINKIN?!!!!! I'm not COMPLETELY stupid, chiz, just in it for a laugh. O.o, and BIG words, Just what ISN'T going to impress me. (That last bit was completely sarcasm.) Hey, if that was meant for a laugh... it wasn't funny. If you were being serious, please waste your English Major on someone else. My first and final question: are you physically capable of laughing at ANYTHING?????
It's a shame kingryan went and posted all those chuck norris jokes... cuz thats exactly what I want to do (only with racist jokes) but now that it's been done, me doing it would seem stupid. Curse you, kingryan!
Amazing change there, neo....appearing stupid appeared to be an irresistable challenge to you up till now...and you had been doing so well at it too....
another economic disaster in the making ...... the new pro-bush faction republican banking initiative would allow debit cards to be linked to IRA, 401K, and other retirement plans.
What's fostering this is that the Bush Cheney Regime is desperate to maintain consumption in this country at all costs . Consumption is now falling sharply.
i believe the gross domestic product are now in minus figures, fox news must have missed this.. opting instead for ernest borgnines intimate secret of eternal youth....In other words they are trying to replace that 14% of consumption that had been generated from people using their homes as an ATM, with retirement funds....
i know the bush crime family doesn't give a shit about America, but this is ridiculous ...
by the way, the fox news guy interviewing him looks like a homo.... not that there is anything wrong with that....
You're right on the mark there Chuck. They failed on stealing everyones Social Security assets by transferring them to Wall Street, and now they are looking for new assets to harvest.
Both parties are tied to this consumption scheme as well. As that guy said on Bill Moyers, it is a economic Ponzi scheme that will collapse sooner than later.
The only answer to all of this is American education, competitive manufacturing, and infrastructure improvements. I watched a GM manager on Charlie Rose this morning discussing the Volt, and I was completely unsurprised a what a idiot they have in charge of this program.
Wealthy overpaid politically connected idiots are destroying America. They are the cancerous rot that has and will continue to bring American manufacturing to ruin.
Sadly, companies like GM and the other American corporations hire very talented engineers and over many years management destroys them. How many engineers start at these corporations full of hope, then move to anger, and then go home and weep over the waste and corruption, and then acceptance of it all, and give up. The talent and answers are always there, but are stifled by overpaid management idiots.
And nothing motivates a embattled workforce like plant closures and the always impending phone call to inform you that your services are no longer required.
The new redesigned Volt rushed to production only goes 40 miles on a single charge! Assuming you want to return home, then its 20 miles, and assuming that you will be doing some driving at your destination, then its 10 miles. Is there a warning when you have reached the point of no return? Lets assume that the price of this vehicle will be 20K, and by its very function you will need another car to go any distance. There is no savings in owning two cars, with registration, excise tax, insurance, parts, devaluation, etc.
Why would anyone own own the Volt when they could own just one HIGH QUALITY Prius, with unlimited range?
Reminds me of a German book of a couple yeas ago, its title translates into something like "Duds in business suits" and was about the incompetent leaders of large corporations.
It does not help at all to trim the costs if you don't have products that sell.
But thess idiots who cost thousands of jobs and eventually the existence of the whole company get salaries that are beyond shameless, far beyond.
Post on here whnever you want, (or click on my name in blue above my comment, and you can post on my profile.) And I'll reply. I'm on 5 or 6 times a day, so this should work way better than Shaiya.
(Although I am sorry to see that Throbstick is still absent, after he and I 'signed' our cease-fire agreement; perhaps a return will be in the works; one never knows)
Canuck, he made a couple lame qlanettint style jabs at how your wife smells and gave up. Infidels... Canuck, grow up. It doesn't matter, it's all superficial, earthly, useless. And throbstick is still here, he is bound by the same spell that keeps us all here. As would likely be Adolf, streamy, and probably many of the others. They are still here, just remaining dormant. I can tell, but I can't say how. Screw free speech, it's no good when your language doesn't have words to describe your feelings. Alright... I think I know what to say now, but this isn't the right place, and you, canuck, aren't ready to hear it. Or perhaps you won't be.. maybe someone else.
You know....you keep on nattering at me to "grow up" or "get over it" even after I put forth some very reasonable comments; then, after I throw a few potshots/jabs at some of the guttersnipes around here....you STILL fixate on ME.
Odd, that.
Okay......I have a MUCH better idea:
How 'bout YOU find another object of desire?
And as far as whatever the fuck you want to or wish you could say......don't bother (at least where I'M concerned).
Radio Silence is now in effect on my part....as far as YOU go.
C, cool down have a beer (would invite you to one if your place were not that far away...).
You know, if EP actually had a member as big as he claims he would never have any chance to have an erection and be conscious at the same time, just not enough blood in a human body. Think of that, a sexy woman passing by and the next thing you know is you are waking up the the emergency room to see that hot nurse -blank- ...
canucky .
Here is an idea .
Lets see how many ways your Glumbert name can be diluted so all the arseholes can use them to try to impersonate.
My list ; canick 1963, canck1963, canvck1963, cainuck1963,canik1963 etc , etc, etc,
SO ALL YOU COPYCATS WANABEES
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