Cannibal scorpian vs Shrew

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First:manolo
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"glumerterians"? - aren't you missing a 'b' somewhere?
1 month ago
animal kingdom, wonderful, I sent in the O'D-weed vid and I get animals.
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Shrew's have a pretty good poison too, don't they?
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hey randal-clone did you know that you being a bisexual has doubled your chances for getting layed, but you're still a virgin.
1 month ago
gymyg is adopted
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I am that, you are that, all this is that, and that is all there is. ;vedic seer
1 month ago
I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!
1 month ago
gymyg your my hero
1 month ago
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
1 month ago
I second that gymyg you are also my hero.
1 month ago
PS: gymyg clubs baby seals for fun!
1 month ago
seal banging is hard work;
1 month ago
....hmmmmmmm - interesting departure from the norm - the video is actually more interesting than the posts (save for gyn's of course).

....old scorpion adage: "If the shrew nips, bear it".
1 month ago
oops....that's "gyM's", as in "gymyg's".
1 month ago
The taming of the shrewwww.
Awww fuck it. I didn't watch the video, I'm in class and don't want to talk about the free speech movement.
hahaha, silly Reagan, trix are for kids.
1 month ago
lol, Reagan
1 month ago
Too many firsts, not playing!
1 month ago
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1 month ago
I am a honey badger.
I would kill a thousand scorpions without breaking sweat. As for shrews - I fart in their general direction.
1 month ago
If scorpions leave me alone I will not harm them. If, however, they come near me when I have a calf by my side, I will roll on them and squash them like the insects they are. This would give me no pleasure, but protecting one's offspring is a basic instinct, even among the gentlest of creatures.
It is hard to see how a shrew might be a threat to my calf, but if, for instance, a million shrews attacked my calf, I would roll on them to the best of my ability, risking my life for my offspring.
1 month ago
don't think they're insects
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They belong to the class of spider.
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You are a brave animal, oh elephant seal, but I am braver still. If the human gymyg came hunting me with his rifle, I would hide up a tree until he was beneath me, and fall on his neck with fangs and claws, ripping his carotid artery and drinking his blood before he fell to the ground. I would then eat him.
1 month ago
why not go back to the animal farm.
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I cannot climb trees, so if the human gymyg hunted me with his mighty rifle, I would have no defence. However, it ismy hope that he would be so full of remorse at his despicable act that he would take his own life.
1 month ago
I'd sell you to the highest bidder and buy pot and beer with the $.
1 month ago
MOst animals are food to some other animal, vegetarian is a native american word for poor hunter!
1 month ago
gymyg clubs baby seals.
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It was cold, a chilly wind right out of the north. We got up to cold food well before lite. I remember checking the weapons, hardwood from the hilltown. This was cousins' Jack M Offs' first hunt, he looked weak.
As we entered the hunt area a chopt'er came in. landing hard spilling its cargo of vegans. We started clubbing; one, two, three hit the ground,,,,,,,,
It was over too fast. We had our limit of seal-ouse-dudes.
Time to skin um.
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Humans are cruel, my friend honey badger. They kill for many reasons, and have cunning ways to end our lives. Beware, for they have darkness in their hearts. Teach your offspring well.
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Yes, oh elephant seal. The two-legged ones have many weapons and are indeed dangerous. Let us be vigilant at all times, so that we may live our lives in the old ways. Kill them when necessary, but do not waste your time analysing their motives.
1 month ago
Glumbert is taking on a whole new meaning now!
Schizophrenics talking to each other as animals?! WTF!!!!
Still, it's better than some of the pompous crap we get on here I suppose.
Sorry to see Adolf gone. And where are Cleveland, Internationaltimes, qlanettint, hairypie, aceinyoface, godswrath etc?
Anybody think they're still around in different guises?
1 month ago
Qlanettint had an unfortunate "accident".
1 month ago
Schizo's are never alone! Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
1 month ago
We don't have any of those ugly suckers in the hilltowns, we do have black flies, they will eat anything. And they do it slowly and gradualy until you're ready to kill yourself to make it quick.
1 month ago
Eat that mother fucker
1 month ago
schooling is wasted on the young, you don't eat with that mouth do you?
1 month ago
AHH..this video is ok in the informative sense , but i was looking for something a little different, Alright a lot different!!
1 month ago
Man, My mimic went nuts huh? Was it anything real bad?
1 month ago
like a sharp stick in th eye
1 month ago
Shrews and scorpions are doomed.
Doomed I say!!
2 weeks ago
that scorpion looks like something that crawled out of canuck's wife's bush.
1 week ago
man my boobs hurt lookin at that.

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