Driving Into A Sandstorm

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1 year ago
Yikes!
1 year ago
lulz kewl
1 year ago
Does anyone here actually work???
1 year ago
Nnnneeeope!
1 year ago
Well, I take that back (my apologies goldielocks) Deb does. She apparently only comes on during her lunch break, or somethin' like that.
1 year ago
I should be working but I'm doing this instead
1 year ago
state tit
1 year ago
Thats a storm that'll take the paint right offa your car! Screw sandblasting, just go to Iraq!
1 year ago
I think that was Australia...the ppl in the video talking were anyway, and the sand was pretty red like Australia's sand. Not that it really matters at the end of the day...
1 year ago
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE HILLTOWN, use high beam
1 year ago
I saw that in The Mummy.
1 year ago
Bob's nagging sense of fear was overcome by his need for a quarter pounder, fries and shake.
1 year ago
lol...that sounds like a line from a Far Side comic.
I miss The Far Side :(
1 year ago
Me too....
1 year ago
Indecision at it's very best. Don't they have 'Nature' channels down under?
1 year ago
They COULD be British.
1 year ago
I certainly wouldn't turn the wipers on, you are just going to do massive damage to your windshield. (Not that you aren't going to already, but...)
1 year ago
I don't envy that air filter...
1 year ago
Pinnochio's random sentiment of the day:
"Baculum, do you have a girlfriend?"
1 year ago
not at the moment, no...and I'm not currently taking applications. Unless you're insinuating that having a SN named after the bone in an animal penis casts doubt upon my heterosexuality... I just like the word, and if you're after honesty, find the concept of a penis bone as rather curiously odd (thought were among the few mammals lacking one...equids - horses, lagomorphs - rabbits and kin, also lack them...as do marsupials and I think hyenas as well but don't quote me on that one) and have managed to build a rather sizable collection of Baculum . Anything else?
1 year ago
Serious: "Got things to see people to do." Uh, No. Please change that from 'people' to 'girls', before Obxsurfergirl decides to start a pro-bisexual riot on Glumbert and recruit you as her partner-in-crime.
1 year ago
Glumbert, don't you realize that this tape was found with two dead people in the car. They drove off the road, the car was buried in sand, and both of these people perished. This is sick that you would show this pirated video.
See what happens when Infinity farts?
1 year ago
Not your best...
1 year ago
But I luaghed anyway.
1 year ago
*Laughed*
And BTW lwboy - if what you say is true, then the two people in the car must rank up there with the stupidest in the history of the world.
1 year ago
agreed. but I made that up to fish for some outraged comments.
1 year ago
I got caught in a sandstorm near the Atlas Mountains in 1998. It was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. I was copulating at the time with a girl I met while travelling. She stopped breathing and I shat myself.
1 year ago
Memorably messy

Dusty crack too I should imagine
1 year ago
1 year ago
that was something Pod.
1 year ago
A shame if they didn't survive.. looks like they'll have to get thier darwin award posthumously.
1 year ago
So badlywipedbuttocks, where'd you go for the last month?
1 year ago
away from you?
1 year ago
Now why woud anyone want to do such a mean, cruel thing like that, manolo?
I have been here all the time, using the alias pinnochio.
1 year ago
I knew it was gonna happen. I almost admitted to being chaz about 3 days ago....
1 year ago
This is all rather amusing.
1 year ago
...except, of course, your "Chaz" reference (while it is understandable that you would like to be anyone other than who you actually are, you are to be especially recognized for choosing a personna so far beyond your own...after all, ideals should not be attainable or they'd merely be goals - not that you would know the difference, or care, if you did.)
1 year ago
HI BUDDIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
I was sure you went to crap and the pigs ate ya.
1 year ago
gym - sometimes your posts border on genius (of course, so does insanity)... and this one ranks right up there with the best.

Kudos for the killer komment.
God nooooooooooooo!!!!!
Fuck off you misrable creeping freak. Yoour absence has been a source of deep joy to all on Glumbert. Your return will be greeted with horror.
You are the scab on the udder of Beelzebub's personal succubus. Your heart is shaped like a pomegranate and your testicles smell like Gorgonzola.
Begone foul shitface! Back to your stinking lair where you torment your mother and her brother (who is her lover).
Fuck off! Fuck Off!
1 year ago
Take it like a man. What happened to your 'infinite' store of witty comments, eh? Have fun with it. I immensely enjoy a good rumble, and you know you do too.
Oh yeah, infinity, you do know sadism is considered taboo in Mexico, right? That is assuming you haven't jumped the border so you can live off welfare (i.e. The Peoples taxes) and are still in Mexico.
Otherwise, I think I'll go clean the ol' 12 gauge and set 'er up to rid America of one more reason our taxes are being wasted.
You have 10 seconds to run you pathetic little beaner.
1 year ago
I AM NOT MEXICAN!!!!!
1 year ago
Canuck, what did I ever do to deserve this??!!
1 year ago
It's not what you did to deserve it, it's what your dad did. Apparently he did your mom. Relax, it's not your fault. Accidents happen.
1 year ago
all funny;
1 year ago
Wow, I thought you were his friend jim. Oh well, welcome to the club!
Infinity is a Lithuanian whore's tampon.
1 year ago
No, no, no. Wit. That was brainless. Try again. My insult:
It's not what you did to deserve it, it's what your dad did. Apparently he did your mom. Relax, it's not your fault. Accidents happen.
Yours:
"Infinity is a Lithuanian whore's tampon."

Difference:
Mine was thought through; your was senseless pounding. C'mon, let the old badlywipedbuttocks shine through!
1 year ago
I once screwed a Lithuanian whore while she was still wearing her tampon. It has never been recovered.
1 year ago
Now THAT is intelligent! You were right Bwb, Ep IS the greatest thing ever to hit glumbert!
1 year ago
If you watch Deadliest Catch and love fast jets, check this out:

http://www.kirotv.com/video/17054976/index.html
1 year ago
That name suits you. But I think you should change 'bar' to 'heart'. I don't see how anyone that doesn't even hint at violence can survive on Glumbert.
1 year ago
Don't say I said that hastily, anyone. Obviously there's more to it. But that would be more boring than even canuck can produce.
1 year ago
LOL! pinnochio,
"Goldbar" is the name of the town I live in, in Washington State... but thanks!
1 year ago
...and Enormous is the name of the town I live in - NOT!
Enormous is an apt description of my male organ.
1 year ago
that sounds gooder than grits!
1 year ago
the techno music in the background really adds a little something something
1 year ago
what a strange recorded conversation. Amazing how it has nothing to do with the video from about message 5 onward. And even more amazing is that I am commenting on it, which means I read it. Wow.
1 year ago
ok maybe message 10 or so
1 year ago
Did I miss a First Claim?

First!

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