Fox censors Sally Field's anti-war speech at Emmys

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First:milkshake
2 years ago
First.
1 year ago
I love how actors make tons of money and get fame but then think their opinions all the sudden are better than the rest of ours. Wish they would all shut the F up.
2 years ago
Blame Janet Jackson. They have to censer her. It's the law now since America discovered women have breasts in that Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction.
2 years ago
Oops meant censor, nor censer. I guess she wouldn't be burning myrrh!
2 years ago
2 years ago
That wasn't an anti-war speech, that was an anti-war rant. I would have cut from that crazy lady too.
2 years ago
w00t
2 years ago
Ummm......Fox News censored her.

The broadcast ran uncut, and uncensored up here on CTV.

Like.....what happened to the First Amendment? And it wasn't because of any "profanity"; technically, Field's censored words are not profane. A 2004 FCC ruling specifically stated no objection to the use of "goddamn" on TV when making a judgment on the uproar over Bono swearing at the Golden Globes in 2003, where he used more colorful language.

Fox News....Guardians of Truthiness and Morality.

LOLOL
2 years ago
C - Say it ain't so. Canadians are being subjected to this kind of trash programming too! I humbly apologize for this garbage being broadcast over to Canada and to any Aliens who may be tuning in as well.
2 years ago
We see everything you see, Podster.

No need to apologize, though.

I just find it kinda odd that a program that originates in the U.S. gets censored....but reaches up here uncut.

Don't you find that odd? Maybe even a little disconcerting?

Bizarre, I tell you.

Bizarre.
2 years ago
C - You are correct. I wonder how they do that. I don't have cable, or satellite, and just got a COLOR TV a few years ago, found it sitting on a pile of snow at the state forest, and said what the hell. I'm just not that into TV.

But the local satellite down link in Canada must just let everything through. And here they must have a censor at each down link affiliate. I know the fines for vile language, or nudity are huge now. Even PBS has to do the censorship thing if it is showing artwork. It really is so childish! The Nanny State has arrived, and the Government is now the peoples guardian and Mother.
2 years ago
The reason this "censorship" [your words] occurs is due to "equal time" rules requiring other views on this old hag's non-sequitur rant to be aired, free (as in beer) of charge. You will see a response after ever airing of US political messages.

Unfortunately, only allow two camps are allowed to present their views. I would like to hear some of the other parties' ideas. There just might be a diamond in the rough that makes sense to everyone, including "R" and "D" people.

You can see the whole thing on the WWW. Drudge has a link.

p.s. I must have read the censored version of the U.S. Bill of Rights... where did it state "... and Canadians or any non-citizen..." concerning the First Amendment of the U.S. Bill of Rights?
2 years ago
Duh, NO! There is a Nanny State censorship regulation:
http://www.fcc.gov/eb/oip/
2 years ago
syz - "Endeavor to be more than a GIGO robot. It is obvious you want to express your ideas, but don't just blurt "Drudge," evaluate, snoop, calculate."

And listen to something other that biased jackass Drudge. no wonder you got it all wrong!
2 years ago
You guys have TV? Do you have indoor toilets also?
2 years ago
UDB - I bin thinkin er gettin one dem dare tuerlets, so i dunna ave ta go on der lawn no merr :)
2 years ago
Good point, syzygy.

That's EXACTLY what crossed my mind, as I was watching the Emmys and Fields' uncensored speech, when our own networks reported the fact that Fox had stifled her. I couldn't believe it. So I went digging to see if ANYONE else in the U.S. media picked up on this, and (thankfully), they did:

http://goldderby.latimes.com/awards_goldderby/2007/09/the-emmys-reall.html

Like I said, it's damn strange.

Somebody down there should be ramming the First Amendment right down Fox's collective throats.
2 years ago
Podster:

I don't know how you feel about the ACLU, or even much about them myself; all I know is that the right-wing hates their eternal guts (so maybe they ain't so bad after all!); Anyways, I found something that YOU might find interesting (if not a little disturbing):

http://www.aclu.org/privacy/spying/surveillancesocietyclock.html

Any thoughts on this?
2 years ago
Podster:

Forgot to mention that I have a brother in the ACLU. I will contact him tomorrow and post his insights.
2 years ago
C - I'm not a "Card carrying member" as the republicans say, but the ACLU has it's place in American society. Sometimes I agree, and sometimes they really make me angry, but that is their job. It is a very sad chart that they display. This clock of theirs is like the Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists clock.

Privacy is rapidly dying, and it is of great concern to me, and perhaps some others. When every object has a RFID in it, and with it every other form of surveillance, it will be hard to get lost.

After I bought new tires for my car I read the enclosed documentation, and discovered that each tire had a RFID in it.

The US government is expermenting with RFID readers on bridges, and underpasses, so that they can track individual vehicle movements. I would guess that someone will produce big bags of RFID chips with junk data in each ID chip. Then they will have fun sprinkling those everywhere, and really mess up the works. Like adding bad data to a database, it will be really tough to get the bad ones out.

RFIDs are in everything now. When my mother had a bad coffee maker they asked her to just cut off the plug and return it in place of the entire machine, because the RFID was in the plug.

Also don't forget Ms Fields could not speak about the Iraq conflict because that is censored as well by this law:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/07/20070717-3.html
2 years ago
Canuck - I must be reading you wrong. Are you really insisting the US public be subject to "... more four letter words..." than they already are trying to filter? If the citizens want to hear it, they will make their representatives change the laws, and the rules of the FCC will follow. There is no rogue element mashing a big red button and cackling to his mini-me. I curse, but I choose to reserve it for appropriate times and places. I don't know who said it first, but in effect "there are so many more words to use that can express your feelings more exactly" than to those tired, over-used ones. It would add co(u)lor to the morning weather report... :)

Pod - You seem more a Sally than Ms. Fields. Did you break a nail as you jammed your fingers into your keyboard? I read Drudge. He is the bellwether of news (and pulp), and I visit his site just as everyone who looks to be informed from not-so-one-sided Sallies such as yourself. How did you manage to have a cow because I pointed to a site where people could see the unedited version? Panties in a bunch? Then pull them out! Your CTRL-C/CTRL-V gushing hemoglobin? Then stuff them back in!
2 years ago
RFIDs can be defeated by wearing a tinfoil hat.
2 years ago
So, if Fox (or any private television company) edits or censors its broadcasts...its a Freedom of Speech issue? Forgive me, but they can do that.
The Federal government can't.
2 years ago
syz - "I read Drudge"

Exactly my point! Thanks. LOL
2 years ago
Stream - Are agreeing with FCC censorship?
2 years ago
Well, syzygy....it's like this (just to clarify...who knows? Maybe MY pitch/delivery could be wrong):

It wasn't my intent to "condone" anything Fields said, or even to support any political views she has (personally, I STRONGLY believe that celebrities should stick to what their jobs are, and stop playing "politician"; they're entitled to their views as private citizens, by all means; but I honestly think it's nuts for them to use their "celebrity status" to make a political point). At worst, I'd say her yapping in that venue was....inappropriate. Having said that, did it warrant her being CENSORED? And if you go down that ugly slope...where do you draw the line? Where do you stop? Who gets censored next? And more importantly....WHO DECIDES WHO GETS CENSORED? See what I'm saying? And the way I see it, I don't think the American public needs to be "subjected" to anything; ultimately, THEY can decide for themselves what they'll listen to, and what they won't or what they'll be "subjected to", and what they won't; the "off' switch on the remote is quite a novelty. And MUCH simpler than a "news" station deciding what they can and cannot hear-------or see.

I just don't think censorship was warranted here.

Isn't that what "Pravda" and "Izviesta" were good at?

Does this make my positon any clearer?
2 years ago
Pod. You write like a girl. Not that being one is bad, but I thought you were a guy. I'll have to read your posts with my legs crossed next time.

I read Drudge. NPR. Imus. Rush. Savage. Shearer. You name it, if it exists on the North, South, East or West of the political rhetoric, I read it. Sorry, the ACLU is so far out in Left field, they tend to attract pedophiles.

Drudge is vilified by everyone, from Tony Snow to Clinton(s) to Heinz' husband to Rush to Savage. You're just a blind follower, and will never amount to anything more.

I read Drudge.
2 years ago
C I got your point without the clarification. I also think celebrities should just stick to acting, and I did not even watch this program, and I have not watched the missing part either. I don't care what this neurotic actress has to say, but I will fight to let her say it. Here is a sample of what will be banned next:

"Live free or Die"

"Give me liberty, or give me death"
2 years ago
Uhhhh...Stream?

Censorship is an ugly principle...and I'm pretty sure it'd be considered UN-American, especially from an orginization that claims its a "news outfit".

And considering how intricate the umbilical cord is, that goes from "Fox", to the Republican Party....I'm not so sure they meet the criteria of being "private".
2 years ago
Not necessarily.
Who censored? FCC or Fox? Why? Was it a technical error?
2 years ago
We need to draw the distinction between a gubment censoring and a private one. The First Amendment's got nothing to do with private censoring...if that is what happened here in the first place.
2 years ago
Canuck- Outside of wanting to bash Fox, what is your point? Censorship involves judgment and I assume you'd like some judgment used by those using the airwaves...you just might draw the line at different places.
2 years ago
Will talk later...gotta go.
G'night
2 years ago
Canuck - In a strange way, I agree with you on censorship - I do not like it. I prefer exercising self censorship so government never gets involved, and I think government would exercise less if the people (Sally... Fields, not Pod) would do the same. It would have been much better for her (Fields, not Pod) cause if she kept her cool and found a way to deliver her message (... there are so many words to use...), but her time was rushed, and she wanted to get her idea out in the few seconds afforded her... but the seconds were afforded to her for pretending to be someone else, not for the purpose of stating her feelings about a painful subject to everyone. She went on to say she will have many more avenues to address the issue. Trouble is (and she knows it) that she could never reach as many people through these avenues as through television because so many are locked to it morning, noon and night, and nobody reads.

(cross legs)
Pod - I read Drudge.
(uncross)
2 years ago
syz - So it would seem that we are both on the same side of this argument. You on the far right and me in the middle. Whats your beef?
2 years ago
Shame on you Podster! You just responded to a CLONE. I know, the fuckers are running rampant, vying for our attention.
2 years ago
(crosses legs for Sally)
Far right? Where did that come from? I can not type any slower to make myself more clear to you, so I will practice self-censorship before you click my "inappropriate" button again.
(uncrosses legs for Sally)
2 years ago
Stream:

It's not a question of "bashing Fox" (although they are the worst offenders in the misinformation/censorship/fact-twisting department).

It's a question of ANY organization (public or private) being able to have sweeping judgements on what is heard and what is not.

If you say you're a "news organization", then for heaven sakes, let's have it! And the public will make up its own mind. Should there be standards? Of course. Unless Fields violated ANYTHING under FCC rules-guidleines, then she should NOT have been censored. Period. What more "lines you need drawn" for you? But because some techno-crat at "Fox" decides to pull the plug, then that's okay?? Well, it most certainly should NOT have been okay. And in answer to your question....Fox DID censor it...not the FCC. How do I know this?

Because I saw it up here, through CTV, a Canadian broadcast-affiliate....and you didn't see it down THERE.

You see nothing disturbing about this, Stream?

Anyways, g'night to you too.

We'll talk again.
2 years ago
You're a retard. It was Fox who censored her, not Fox news. And FOX tends not to hold a political bias in its broadcasts. I love how everyone always is quick to point a finger at Conservatives, proving themselves to be of the same biased prejudging character they portray conservatives as. Partisan politics has ruined free thought.

Anyways, Its always better to cut profanity however mild it may be than risk scandal (though I guess this proves you'll get a scandal either way). And if the agenda was to cut the Anti War out, they would have done so when she started the whole thing.
2 years ago
lordandmaster - So that is what is going on! Thank you. I will Bleep from now on.
2 years ago
syz - "I read Drudge"

Exactly my point! Thanks. LOL
2 years ago
"And FOX tends not to hold a political bias in its broadcasts."

You say something like THAT....and you calling ME a "retard"?? And I'm also sure that Mr. Rupert MurDICK, who owns the whole shit, takes great pains to keep them separate and apart....right? What the fuck kinda glue you been smokin'??? Or did you just happen to overdose on OLIElly and Hannity? Last time, and pay fuckin' ATTENTION!: She got censored. Period. The broadcast affiliate UP HERE aired her comments UNCUT....FOX down there CENSORED her. She did NOT violate ANY FCC regulations. What part of THAT don't you get??? Someone...somewhere...AT FOX...decided FOR YOU...that you just didn't need to hear that upsetting stuff (maybe 'cuz you're just too fragile, and can't take it; who knows?).

But if you're okay with that, then fine. Say so.

All you'll be is just another example of another conservative, who could give a fiddlers fuck about your own Constitution.

And why stop there, grue?

Fuck it...let's get a posse together, along with a rope, and string her subversive ass up on the nearest oak tree.

Idiots like YOU are gonna wind up givin' the whole show away, and you don't even know it!!!!

Fuck sakes.
2 years ago
Maybe they edited to fit within the time constraints. You know they have to maximize the amount of time for commercials here in the US. They may have needed to cut a few minutes out and since Sally Fields has had a dismal career they wanted to give more time to a real TV star.
2 years ago
It's clear no one there knows what censorship means. When your Mom washed your mouth out with soap she was censoring you. Most TV-radio shows are on 3-6 second delays and certain words can't go out over the air. FCC (government) not Fox, (private sector) T-Dumber. I understand the distinction is less clear north of the Great Lakes, so consider this a gift of knowledge.
As for Podman's link to an Exec order, that was even more wrong. There is no legal prohibition in the US against any speech against the War in Iraq, from any medium.
Interesting poll from a Leftie site in Virginia...89% believe Bush should eb impeached. 89% of what you may ask? Women without men and men w/o peckers. Welcome to the club, girls.
Scatman
2 years ago
The first amendment doesn't apply here. The gov't didn't censor her. A commercial entity, which has the right to control its programming censored her. That's not anti-american, anti-free speech, or anything of that ilk. It's smart programming. Sally Field deserves to be heard, but she's gotta pick better forums.
1 year ago
The footage of the world trade center collapsing showed up uncut in the Philippines. Specifically, the poor bastards jumping and hitting the ground from way too high up.........

I came back to the US and it was no where to be found. I guess we're too sensitive to see the truth. It doesn't matter anymore though, everyone has forgotten about it. Now we sympathize with the radical muslim scum when they die.

I give up.........we're a weak willed country with no backbone. It makes me sad, because we will ultimately fall because of it.

These hollywood liberals will not stop until they've completely undermined this country. They should be arrested for sedition.
We're a weak country
2 years ago
It WAS censored in Canada too. That was you in your mind canuck filling in the blanks about how bad the war is.
2 years ago
So many dicks to suck, so little time there Throbo.
2 years ago
LMFAOOOOOOO
2 years ago
C- hope you are kicking more ass, burning more phone numbers than ever. Well, how's the kid's?
2 years ago
HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT!!!

BILLY-B!!!!

HEY GUYS!!

LOOK!!

IT'S BILLY-B!!

LOLOLOL

Where the fuck ya been???

(shakes his hand and...oh what the fuck....hugs him warmly)

Jesus-Jiminy-Man!! It's good to see ya!! You even got a Glumbert Award In-Absentia!! LOLOL

As you can see, we've been busy little bees around here! We've raised a whole army to take on on Idiot Brigade!! LOL!! JUst to give you an update on who's-who, here's a quick rundown of the celebrity winners: Mako100, Randall, AceInYourFace, Rizamoon, Colonel Adolph Vanker (don't ask), lordandmaster, mitercut, chaz and even though Podster and lwboy and rabz didn't get one, they're still an active, lively force on these threads. Streamlined actually provides grreat fencing, even though he's on wayyy the opposite side of the fence, and useddouchebag actually comes out with some good ones. Throbmystick and Barney Rubble are still stalking and using aliases.

That's about it.

HOW THE HELL YA BEEN???? LOLOL

(You will NO LONGER LEAVE WITHOUT PERMISSION....hear me, Soldier?? LOL)

Good to see ya again, man.
2 years ago
Glad to be back! Tip of the hat to all. Just needed a little me (read, no negative input from the dark side) time. All recuperated and ready for battle Sarge! Well, who wants to PLAY!?
2 years ago
LMFAO!

ATTA BOY!!

(hunkers down, and shoots up a flare, signalling attack)

FIX BAYONETS!!

LOCK-AND-LOAD!!!

GUNNERY GROUP!!! PREPARE FOR A LEFT-FLANKING!!!

REAAAAADYYYY??? HOLD....HOOOOOOLLLLD.....HOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLD.......
2 years ago
One more confession.................I committed the ultimate sin for which I must repent. I too........have an alias. I (as a father) needed to take a break from the sick ass, make you wonder what this world has sunken into comments of a few of the lower of our brethren. But, in my defense, still felt obligated to fight the good fight with all of you. Hope you don't think less of me (and OHHH, bring on the criticism there THROBSTICK) Humbly yours, lordand master.
2 years ago
One more tip 'o the hat....RF..thx
2 years ago
Well shit, Billy-B...at least I'll give ya credit for something that THEY never had:

Honesty. Ya came clean.

And that makes you even BETTER than them, in my books.
2 years ago
(although you KNOW these twisted maggots will come right back at ya, with the same shit; see, they know I could give a rats ass about the crud they sink too, so they know better than to take that tact with me....they STILL go nuts for my attention! Makes'em worse! Just ask Mako! He's even got his own Stalker now! LOL! So just treat it (and them) for what they're worth, Bro. That's all. That's the secret.)
2 years ago
Hell, that's been driving me NUTS! Don't know how they do it. Old school I guess. Still love that Rizamoon though. Ahhhhhh, another Canadian! Fight the good fight baby!
2 years ago
Yup!

With our Canadian Brigade, as well as our staunch, loyal American allies in these parts....NOTHING will stop us, I tell you!!!

NOTHING!!!

WHERE THE F%$%$ IS MY ADJUTANT??? WHERE????

RANDALL!!!!!

LOLOLOL
2 years ago
This may sound stupid, but I really HAVE learned a lot from my time "underground". It was interesting to watch it from the outside and, yes, you have pegged it, "if you ignore them, they will go" really is the case. Well that or, "if you ignore them, they will go bat shit crazy trying to bait you" may be more the point. Glad to be back to me and a word of advice to the toaster leavings out there.....all you'll get for your trouble is a smattering of egg on your face. Look forward to humiliating you...
2 years ago
PSSSST!!!

BTW, Billy-B:

I think Col. Vanker has put a whole Panzer Division at our disposal.

Think of it Billy-B!!!

Armor support!!

LOLOL
2 years ago
"toaster leavings"

LMFAO
2 years ago
Absolutely, truly, without a doubt, laughing my ass off! Heil Sqvirrel!
2 years ago
Yeah, I know.

He's somethin' else..ain't he?

LOLOL
2 years ago
Billy Boy good to see you back Buddddddy LOLOLOLOL!!!
2 years ago
I have a plan. To accompany the monthly "Glummies", we have a "fess up to all your alias' day" (well week, for some, o'kay month) By the way, thanks for the posthumous award. Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated. Man, it's such a relief to be able to spell words correctly again. (with the "u" in them)
2 years ago
Hey RF, glad to be ME AGAIN. Don't know how these fuckers do it. I mean, like that jesushbush?
2 years ago
Personally, I love the idea, Billy-B.

But I'm a little skeptical that you'll be able to get these cowards to give up ANY of their aliases (even if it is in the spirit of "fun").
2 years ago
You guys aren't weasling out of it that easy. Canuck has bashed the use of aliases many times, and now that an ally has admitted to "low-ball" tactics, its ok now? (Sniff.....Sniff.......What is that odor I smell? Kinda smells like a hypocrite).

Now that's out of my system and into my repotoire, kicks Billy in the ass and pushes him down. Gimme' your lunch money!!!
2 years ago
UDB, after a few months on "the side lines" I have noticed a lot of things. One, no matter how hard you try, you actually are a pretty decent guy. In saying that, I bet you understand where i was coming from.
2 years ago
Ummmm....actually, UDB....Bill DID fess up on his own, without ever having to be cornered or questioned about it. Plus, his reasons for assuming an "alias" in the first place were never rooted in nastiness or malice.

I'd say that there's a CLEAR difference between him....and YOUR pals....yes?

(kicks UDB's feet out from under HIM, and gives him a kick in the ribs for good measure)

Now how 'bout YOU hand over YOUR money, as well as your PIN# for your ATM card and the keys to that shitbox your driving? Plus, I want the names/aliases of your little playmates, too. START TALKIN"!!!
2 years ago
You want to know if I have an ongoing alias than no.

Gladly hands over the keys to my 1971 Ford Pinto. Be safe driving it. Don't scratch it please. BTW, Don't worry about those extra filled gas cans in the trunk.
2 years ago
Nice try, wiseguy.

I happen to know you drive an Austin Mini.

I KNOW.

I SAW you at the Cajhuna Burger Drive-Thru, trying to negotiate the price of fries with the window-teller, and her telling you she can't see you below the level of her window ledge.

Cheapskate.

Just get the damn fries awready.
2 years ago
(He couldn't have seen my vehicle, otherwise he would have noticed that it was a Mean Green Machine Big Wheel.)

The bitch was trying to rob me by charging $.43 for the upgrade from large to super size instead of the customary $.25.
2 years ago
...erm...In the interests of honesty and decency I will come clean too...

I tried posting a couple of times under the Administrator name just to dish out a couple of spikes at the idiot crowd - got one into the Britney threads as well suggesting that the people posting there might want to pop back to the sites they came from! Sorry Glumbert! HEHEHEHE.

Glumbert was swiftly all over that like a rash on Barnsley's mini-genitalia

Won't happen again...The alias usage that is... Rashes on Barnsley will continue to pop up fairly frequently I would guess

Welcome back Bill!
2 years ago
LOL

Well, whattaya know?

All the DECENT guys got no problem fessing up to it.

Let's see if the other team has the guts to do the same.

We'll see.........

(thanks, btw, Mr. Mako!)
2 years ago
Dam Mako i liked that guy, keep him going will ya!
2 years ago
Sorry RF - would love to but they've already stolen the name back!

Cudda had so much fun there... :-)
2 years ago
I loved her pleading to the cameras when she was doing Feed The Children. She was the only fat bitch in Africa at the time.

She needs to put her head back under Smoky's Trans-Am steering wheel where it belongs.
2 years ago
i-t w-a-t-c-h-e-s t-o-o m-u-c-h s-o-u-t-h p-a-r-k.
I s-a-i-d...
i-t w-a-t-c-h-e-s t-o-o m-u-c-h s-o-u-t-h p-a-r-k!
2 years ago
that was Sally Struthers, not Sally Field.
2 years ago
*******NERD ALERT , NERD ALERT************I'm here
LOLOLOL


HG is the southpark expert! You all must defer to him in any matters concerning southpark.
2 years ago
Humongo - That's sad you knew that... HAHA!!
2 years ago
ITT: not news, needs pruning.

sage
2 years ago
Any network has the right to show what they want and what they do not want to show. So Fox doesn't want to show a lady rant? It's fine with me. And if Fox News is so horrible, why do they have the highest watched cable news shows?
2 years ago
Because sheep can't use a remote control.
2 years ago
Well, maybe you better go check the demographics of just WHAT TYPE EXACTLY WATCH "fox News".

I don't think you'd be as quick to crow about their "ratings".
2 years ago
If you know anything about the american public then that would be a stupid question! I will assume you don't .
but let me try to explain! JERRY SPRINGER AND EVERY OTHER STUPID SHAT THAT GETS TOP VIEWING!!! just go look at the Britney vid and all the comments that should answer your Q:!
2 years ago
FOX loves wars. As long as Bush's war goes on the more money the networks make, and the military industrail complex earns.
Afer all the USA fight wars to make money. We have been in over 215 conflicts, wars, invasions, civil wars etc. As FOX news says..HOORAY FOR WAR.
2 years ago
I saw Sally's rant, and it was quite the performance.......NOT.....!

I'm in agreement that if fox does not want to show certain things then they have that right!
Rupert Murdoch owns that network and he can cut whatever he wants!

But as I have also stated in the past the only thing that fox broadcasts worth watching would be Simpsons, Family Guy,some saturday baseball and the playoffs !
anything else fox puts out over the air is just not worth the effort of laying flat on my back and keeping my eyes open. I just simply can't do it! Their reality T.V makes me nauseous and the fox news program is no better then their reality shat!

And now that I purchase my favorite programs on D.V.D. I don't watch Fox at all.... err except when they are airing the Yankees and the world series!
In which the two usually go hand in hand.

don't watch Fox if you don't agree with them. I don't!

And Canuck I don't know what you said to those Jays of yours, but they put the stomping to those pesky Sox!
2 years ago
Did they??

Fuck me.

Maybe they're good for something after all.

Randal!! See who's there above??

Billy-B's back! (sorta....lol)
2 years ago
Yes C, I AM back. Lordandmaster was a shadow, no affiliation, no clear side or bias. I am none of those as you know. I'm just a big, annoying, outspoken, work clothes wearin', cussin', drinkin', ..........o'kay, same guy, more details. Now WHERE IS THAT THROBBY?
2 years ago
Yes I saw that And its a hardyLOLOLOL you finely Let the cat out of the bag eh.. billy :}
2 years ago
Oh trust me, Billy-B:

Wherever I am.....you'll find that cowardly little shit (and the other dummy)lurking close-by.

Guaran-fucking-TEED.
2 years ago
You're a good man Mr. Flagg.
2 years ago
Now I can say it..........FEAROFFLYING is Throbstick. C'mon, how else does an innocent, first time poster all of the sudden decide to attack all the same that he does. Coincidence, I think not.
2 years ago
I know Bill.

He got "outed" a while back.
2 years ago
Missed that memo.
2 years ago
Does anyone else find it odd that his aliases are all either women, or gay?
2 years ago
LOL
2 years ago
Yeah, I know.

I pegged that a month or two ago.

About the only one that didn't fit either of those two criteria that he used was "leafforlife".

Ya think maybe he has a secret crush on someone hereabouts?
2 years ago
Ugh, fuck Fox News. Leave it to them. Did they censor Jon Stewart and Colbert too? I bet they HAD to do that. Fuckers. I hate how totalitarian bullshit those fuckers at Fox are. I guess their version of Freedom of Speech isn't doesn't exactly coincide with the framers of the Constitution or me.
2 years ago
*doesn't exactly coincide with the views of Freedom of speech the framers of the constitution had.
2 years ago
Agreed.
2 years ago
billy what did you mean when you said that pod was responding to an impostor?
2 years ago
Yeah, Bill.

Kinda wuz wonderin' 'bout that muhself.
2 years ago
It was Mako with an "L" for a 1
2 years ago
Yup.

You is right.

Good eye.
2 years ago
Hey, I knows me my copycats I do. Amazing what you learn on the outside lookin' in.
2 years ago
Well Gentlemen, it's good to be back as me, and, in the immortal words of one Randal H. Flagg Esq, it's time to :"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE"
2 years ago
Hey guys!

That kids name is Chris Crocker.

Apparently, he's all over YouTube, and about a gazillion folks are having a go at him.

I guess the Internet will give anyone their 15 minutes, huh?
2 years ago
Yeah well censor this... FIRST!
2 years ago
Oh.. it was such a small hit and run I didn't even see fakoloo!

I thought you were saying syzygy was a copycat and I went nut scrutinizing his Handle!!! LMAO And I couldn't find it!
2 years ago
So did I!!

LMFAOOO
2 years ago
As I refer to him as fakol00!!
2 years ago
Good night guys bill, lam good to see you in old forum.

Canuck thank the Jays for an outstanding job well done, kudos!
2 years ago
Aye-aye, Marine.

Will do.

(starts playing "Taps"...lights out)
2 years ago
Damn it Billy....I was bidding my time to post under Randal and Above LordandMaster....It was gonna be good, (cries).
2 years ago
I have a confession to make also, my real name is not rizamoon.....we all have aliases....I suggest that we give our first real name (only first!) to be repeated once a year as a religious act worship of the Great Squirrel. Too purge ourselves, especially those who have used more than one aliase. Then be free to duplicate ourselves once again during the next year, in the name of the Squirrel, amen.

In homage to the Great Squirrel I give my name on this day only.

(Drumroll)...Nikki

I also think we should get the day off work, 'kay.
2 years ago
Oops, spelt Alias wrong. Damn I wish there was a rewind button.
2 years ago
Well Nikki, I'd love to confess my real name but I think it would be a bit late. Now, if some of you other regulars had the "balls" that our young Riza has, I guess we could level the playing field.
2 years ago
My real name is MAX POWERS !!!!!!!
2 years ago
Thespians should be all shot at birth, they are the evil of this world and what the fuck do they care as long as they have there big fuck off house and big fuck off bank account and big fuck off ego and have there moment in the limelight every now and then, who needs 'art' no fucker.

leave it to the squirrel he will answer the question at the right time
2 years ago
Herr Billboat!

Ve haf not spoken before, but I am over ze moon zat you haf joined ze congregation of ze Great Skvirrel!
Ve are now ein growing band und ze more ze merrier I say. Of course, ze only Glumberter ve do not vont is zat awful fraulein Fear of Flying. She is rude, stupid und kvite possibly shmelly too. Ve are ein broad church, but not broad enough for zat voman's - how do ze Yankees say? - bubble butt.
I haf begun to build ein modest meeting place for disciples of ze Skvirrel in ze grounds of mein hacienda vith ze aid of mein Puerta Rican maid Conchita und her demon latin lover Pedro, who are labouring day und night on ze project. Arbeit macht frei, as somevon vonce said.
I myself, being kvite old, haf only ein supervisory role, und somevon has to feed ze armadilloes vile construction vork is carried out.
Vonce ze building is complete, I vill invite all Glumberters to ze grand opening. Zere vill be ein Guatemalan Pipe Band, Native Indian Dance Troupe, Bolas throwing demonstration by Pedro, Veel of Fortune, Cake und Candy stalls, Parents' Races, Face Painting, Fancy Dress Competition, Aerobatic Display by Luftwaffe Veterans in Fokker Wolfe biplanes, ein speech by ein representative of ze CIA in Buenos Aires, und home baking by Conchita containing 85% cocaine for zose who cannot stand reality.
Und to cap it all, zere vill be ze unveiling of ein 60 foot statue of ze Skvirrel in traditional Goucho costume.
Vot ein day it vill be!
2 years ago
Mornin' Colonel!!!

Hapy squirrel huntin'!!

LOL!!
2 years ago
Guten morgen Herr Canuck!

Long time nicht sprechen. Herr Goebells vould haf been proud of zis censorship, but, as has been noted, zis Fox person owns ze station, so vot can von do?
Personally, I vould haf cut zis voman off much earlier. She is clearly unbalanced und ein typical film star vith her kvivering lip und bleeding heart rhetoric. I haf seen ein amusing film in ze Buenos Aires Coliseum called "Team America" vich - how do you say? - takes ze piss? - out of zese Hollyvood luvvie duvvies. Zis I found kvite perceptive. Und ze Korean dictator vith his shark tank for eating people made me choke on mein popcorn vith laughing. Und also, ze man vomiting for vot seemed like an hour in ze alley - wunderbar! Mein freund ze mayor of Buenos Aires said zis film vos "puerile", so I do not speak to him now.
2 years ago
Yeah, I know what ya mean, Colonel.

"Team America" had me in stitches as well.

The alleyway puking scene was hilarious ("GET OFF THE STREET, YOU FUCKIN' BUM!!" LOLOLOL "YA GAVE UP ON LIFE, DIDN'T YA??")

Shit, I still remember Sally Field from her "Flying Nun" days.

Oh gawd.

I can't believe I just dated myself that way.

ACK!!!
2 years ago
Well, I don't know what happened, but I cannot recall ever seeing Sally Field in anything. I guess she did a TV show as well, but apparently I missed nothing.

Its good to have Bill back, even though he never left. No wonder I liked LAM. I was considering going underground too, but decided I had not the time or inclination to do it. But maybe some day I will. And if I do I will bring the chaos with me.
2 years ago
quit picking on me german. yoour not even funny. id stick a squirel up your ass.
2 years ago
To address your heartfelt pleas:

He won't.

He is (and you're not)

You can't coz you're in redneck trailer park and he's in Buenos Aires

Happy Donkey Diddling
2 years ago
Good morning Herr Adolf

Congratulations are in order for the continued success of the Great Skvirrel empire, i feel honoured to be part of the furry friend brigade, just wondered whether there are any rules and morally any obligations, hoping these if any can be rather flexible due to my continued abusing of the body and unsquirrely habits.

This fear of flying person seems to have some real issues that need resolving maybe in a one flew over the cuckoos nest style hospital.

The party you speak of sounds exactly what i need, the face painting , the veel of fortune, but can i be so bold to suggest the issue of squirrel costumes in honour and maybe man size nuts which we can all hide for winter in some fake snow.

PS can conchita up the percentage to maybe 95 and maybe lace with some ppp, let the good times roll!!
2 years ago
Anyone else who wants to join may do so. To anoint yourself go outside and throw a nut into the air. If it falls back to earth, the Great Squirrel has accepted you. Be blessed all Squirrels!
The Great Squirrel has descended from 'The Burning Bush' with the following laws:

1) Thou shalt eat Ice Cream (any flavor) and enjoy it, and in lieu of that, any other snack that brings contentment.
2) Thou shall hold Evolution as true in every respect.
3) Thou shall deny the existence of Gravity. Things fall by the will of the Great Squirrel.
4) Thou shall enjoy intoxicating beverages, cookouts, and sporting events.
5) Thou shall never declare any point, or structure on the earth or in the current brane as a sacred place of worship.
6) Truth, science, humor, and a happy life are given to those who follow the Great Squirrel.
7) Thou shall never force anyone to believe Squirrelnetics.
8) Thou shall never attend any meetings or congregate in great numbers for the worship of the Great Squirrel.
9) There is no Hell for the followers of Squirrelnetics.
10) The world, and universe is only 6 years old, so sayest the Great Squirrel.
2 years ago
All hail the skvirrel! For he is great.

Better get some nuts in...
2 years ago
I guess I've been rejected then, I got bonked on the head by a BIG walnut from a (laughing) squirrel, then to add to his mischief, he dropped one on my van, putting a nice dent in the hood! All I could do was eye that double barrel sitting against the wall in the barn. Red squirrel I would've, but not a fox squirrel, I'm getting soft in my old age!
2 years ago
And thank goodness to!! I had a bad feeling that story was going to end horribly....whewww...LOL
2 years ago
Thank you Podman, can life be this simple !!! i feel reborn
2 years ago
It really is that simple. Ignore the idiots as much as possible, laugh when you can, covet good friends, and follow the truth wherever it leads.

- Squirrelnetics
2 years ago
Herr Skidmarks!

Heil Skvirrel!!!

Ze Skvirrel knows ze foibles und failings of mere menschen - in fact he velcomes zose vith unconventional habits. After all, he has had only 6,000 years to create everysing, so he cannot be too fussy.
I like your suggestions for ze costumes und nuts. Conchita can run some up vonce she has finished laying ze bricks.
As to ze strength of ze vite powder - I fear ve are shtuck vith vot ve haf. In any case, I vould not recommend a purer substance. I had ein very strange experience in Tierra del Fuego in 1969, ven a passing Indian sold me vot he said vos called "Mindfokker". For two days after shnorting zis, I believed I vos ein killer vale, und spent all my time chasing seals on ze beach. I even caught von! But it vos so fluffy und appealing zat I could not bring meinself to bite into its neck. Zis does not mean I am ein woolly environmentalist - it vos just zat I did not fancy raw seal.
2 years ago
Herr Vanka - Insanely funny

ROFLMAO
2 years ago
Mako?

Small favour?

See my Personal Stalker/Raving Shit-Head a few posts below?

Could you please pass along the following communique?:

1. No.

2. No.

3. No.

and....

4. Wrong again, medicated asswipe.

Could you please pass that along, Mr. Mako?

Many thanks,

Sincerely,

C.
2 years ago
THROBFUCK - MESSAGE FOR YA...

THROBBBBBYYY.....!

Throb?

Thrush #2?

LOL!
2 years ago
superb!!

i think i may have taken the 'mindfokker' once, i am still having side effects, i seem to be able to predict the past to such a precise degree, it is uncanny!


Heil Squirrel!
2 years ago
Welcome back Billy B. Though when you left, you incorrectly stated that i was still posting to the connie thread. I was not based on a personal request fo yours to drop that subject. Check the dates of our interchange and my last conie psot if you don't belevie me.

I'll now take all the royalties for from everyone for my original alias idea.

Did canuck call me a good guy? I guess he did since he said that the good guys admit their aliases and I proactively offered up susanvi before anyone ever suspected. Don't lie cancuk, you know I unveiled susanvi right away before you had a clue. Or does that description of 'good guys fess up' no longer apply since I fall into that category of volunteering my alias? UDB was right, you're a hypocrite. I also offered up leafforlife when asked.

As easy as it would be for your small minds to rest, unfortunately, I am not fearofflying.
2 years ago
Also seems kind of odd way above that the mako alias makes an ACLU comment like he was continuing canuck's thought. Doesn't seem to fit with the profile of that alias. Time for you to fess up canuck? did you forget to logout as the mako alias and log back in as canuck?
2 years ago
I have a strong feeling that makol00 is the same as syzygy. They were both at me at the same time, have the same grade school grammar and misspellings, and cleave to the pedophile and perverse sex analogy's.

Just guessing here... Who really knows what dark inner force drives such thoughts and behavior.
2 years ago
The funny thing is that they never suspected I had an alias except that we must be the same person.

I told them I did not have an ongoing alias, but none ever asked if I had an alias I no longer use. I left it open and had they asked then I would have said yes that I had 2 that I have made a total of 4 posts under.

They suspected that you started the whole alias thing by changing a letter in someone's name in order to pass it off as them. God it is great to be under-estimated.

The original: Conuck1963

and............
2 years ago
Would any of you bitches like to split a Molson with me? We can share 2 straws.
2 years ago
Pray to ze Skvirrel und all vill be revealed about zese impostors. On ze ozzer hand, simply ignore ze imbeciles und zey may melt avay. Zey truly are - how do you say? - ein pain in ze arse!
2 years ago
Yup.
2 years ago
sally is still hot, fox news is still part of the GOP
2 years ago
and my last comment was censored
2 years ago
Thrill me Glumbert, like in the good ole days of "The Pale Blue Dot" and "Shift Happens" or one of my favourite classics "The Apple iRack". The Fox re-runs and AFHV/MTV are a bore and should be left on the telly. They don't call it the idiot box for nothing.
2 years ago
2nded
2 years ago
Hear hear to the last comment. I fail to see what possible interest there can be in this video clip. Surely it is well known that the Fox organisation habitually spins news - nay, worse - peddles downright misinformation to its gullible viewers. Indeed, I was about to click the off button when I noticed a small bead of perspiration on Ms Field's ample breast. For a woman of over 70 years, she is in remarkable condition. Those fluttering lashes, that heaving bosom, the voice cracking with barely concealed emotion, the rhythmical clasping and unclasping of the hands. Uuurrrrghhhhh! Vaaaaaahhhheeee! Brrrrrrrgoooooghhh! Remarkable. You know what they say about an old fiddle. I must lie down now.
2 years ago
Ive no idea who is Canadian and who is a wanker. But I want to ask one question, is it a red or a gray squirrel?
2 years ago
Herr Nitpicker!

Zis is ein very good kvestion! Traditionally, ze Great Skvirrel is red, but our religion allows for many interpretations. Some members haf gone into deep meditation und haf reported zat ze furry deity zey visualise is grey, vile ozzers - admittedly ein fringe group - say he is yellow! Votever, ze main sing is zat he is ze Master of ze Universe und must be revered.
Join us now!
2 years ago
Listen up glumbies

I say form two camps and lets start a religious war that will rage for eternity over that very question RED or GRAY!!!!
This is a mandate in calling up an ordnance for the unavoidable and regrettable bloodbath thats sure to follow!!
Pick a color and pick a camp RED or GRAY??

WAIT!!!! Before you all decide please read from the scriptures of the the great squirrels most devoted disciples!

The Honorable Chip monks they are from an order of Chip. these Chip monks have in their possession the actual written words of the great Squirrel.

One must only study the words of Alvin,Simon and Theodore!
These, and only these monks of chip can stop this Holy war that seems almost inevitable!!
Let us all take a moment to ask for their guidance.
In the great gathering of Nuts at the Holy harvest we pray to thee..mumble...mumble...
.
2 years ago
Squads of sacrificial suicide squirrels will stain the streets with blood.

And furry bits.

Squirrrel Al Aqhbar!

Oh shit it's gonna get messy...

In the words of the great Jack N.... "Can't we all just...get along?"
2 years ago
shit red or grey, red or grey, red or grey, this is a life changing decision

it's meant to be simple, this is what happens with all religions, come on keep the red and grey equal for everyone!!!
2 years ago
Choose wisely my son , for the Nuts are gathering as we speak!
2 years ago
We should nto bring colour into it!

Squirrelnetics is inclusive, it welcomes all with open arms (as long as they follow our key tenets of course)

I SEE NO COLOUR BEFORE ME, I ONLY SEE THE LOVE OF THE GREAT SQUIRREL

(But if any of them yellow fuckers start then it's war)

Heil Squirrel
2 years ago
Guys, I have something of GREAT importance to tell you. This morning, at breakfast, at my house, at my table, in my cereal bowl...........I saw IT! The face of the GREAT SQUIRREL! AND, IT SPOKE TO ME. It said "gather onto yourself my brother, the smartest, most decent, most honorable. Gather them as one and proclaim in my name........... with all thy voice.......from the hills and mountains proclaim it..........THROB IS A TOOL!" And it was so, and the word was good. And the people did party down and kick back a few pops. All praise the SQUIRREL!
2 years ago
Yes, she has the right to her opinion BUT, why do these hollywood elitists feel the need to take what is supposed to be an awards ceremony and spout off crap like this, ESPECIALLY by taking GOD's name in vain?
2 years ago
Same reason all of the above do...they are seeking the apporoval of strangers, and think it's cool...just like when they were twelve.
Cheers
2 years ago
Thoe I shouldn't get into this w/ you people and at the risk of offending the true acolytes of this site. they need no introduction!
Will then Please explain to me by asking god to DAM WAR, that translates into taking his name in vain?
.
2 years ago
GASP!!

She took "Gods name IN VAIN"!!!!!!!!!

HOW POSITIVELY AWFULLLLLLLLL!!!!!

I think we should all put on our robes, and stone her to death for heresy!!!

Goddamn religious nut.

Christ.
2 years ago
I agree Randall, you goddam idiot. It was still right to clip her with the 3 second delay. No law here...just choice. Sorry your choice lost.
2 years ago
chummin..do you want some approval as well?

why the fuck else does anyone write on here you fuckwit , that includes you
2 years ago
You need to forgive him skid. He live in a world where well you say one thing then do another!

For instance he will condemn some one for taking Gods name in vain,, by taking Gods name in vain!
Its what I call a little crazy.

Its best not to talk to him in a direct manner.

He likes to pretend he's a tough guy.
2 years ago
Randal

don't usually get drawn into the bitching on here, just here to have fun

you know the idiots on here and the ones who just want a laugh

hail squ..
2 years ago
LOL ...Skid, hail Squ..!!
2 years ago
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Mako, fof left you a message on the model of the universe video! LMAO!!!
.
2 years ago
Eeeeeeewwwwww. LMAO but felt a little quesy doing so!
2 years ago
Oops, can you also imagine an 'of' between act and worship....I gotta check for more, hang on....nope, the rest looks okay....carry on.
2 years ago
Damn it, now I've misposted again. The above comment belongs under my last posting.......I need a coffee.
2 years ago
long as fucking thread fuck u all and shes fine
2 years ago
So much for canuck comending for billboat for at least being proactive and honest about his lordandmaster alias. Billboat was in fact outright dishonest about it. Check the mr giggles clip out:

http://www.glumbert.com/media/clownphobia

Summary: Lordandmaster posts, I question him that he's either billboat or canuck, to which billboat responds that it's not him - "I wouldn't be that obvious". That is, billboat lied when asked about the alias. Where's the honesty there canuck? Your hole just got deeper.

And what about all those aliases that you claimed were me? It turns out that confession hour shows that they're not. Hmm, didn't I say that all along? Well canuck? In fact it tunrs out that the only liars and folks proven to be wrong are those in your 'good guy' club. As UDB said, hypocrite. There's no escaping that you've been caught here canuck.

I'll take that apology whne you're ready.
2 years ago
Ya, I knew that line would come back to haunt me. Oh well, bygones. Glad to see you didn't disappoint though Throb.
2 years ago
Hey Bill - it's kinda nice that this sad little chap keeps records like that isn't it?

LOL
2 years ago
Oh, if it was only just a LITTLE sad.
2 years ago
Not sure what all the discussion is about - she was coked out! Not difficult to tell: late 50's early 60's, can't quite catch her breath and is ahead with her thoughts, slight panic, a touch of rambling and no cohesive discussion - on drugs.

Stupid cunt
2 years ago
Can we give her a menopausal benefit of the doubt perhaps?

It certainly turns 'em funny when it kicks in!
2 years ago
Yes I agree w/ mako she isn't on anything except a menopausal high.. and perhaps one to five scrips from her Doc:
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But other then that no,no ...coke or bullshit like that!
2 years ago
I can't stand Fox but they should have cut her off earlier. That batty bitch was rambling even before she got to the anti-war stuff. I'm sure there are better podiums to make your point on than some stupid day-time awards show.
2 years ago
THROB!!!! THROB!!!!

You're a fuckin retard. Got it? Get outa my face you emotionally crippled asshole before I rip yer balls off.
2 years ago
BLEEP!
2 years ago
BLOINK!!
2 years ago
ok now cunuck needs to call the doctor
2 years ago
Hey FearofFlying-- Is Sally Field fukkin hot or what? What do you look like? I wanna picture the two of you snackin on each others snatches. Is she a bit skinny for you? Not enough bodily hair? She may not be purrrfect but, DAYUM, she still got it.
Pistaker...nnnnngggg (dont look at me)....ahhhh
2 years ago
ok fuster. if your really intrested. im 5'6", 34dd, 135 pounds, brown hair, brown eyes, mole on my left ass cheek, shaved in all the right places, pierced, wear jeans most ofth time but short skirts for speshial ocasions, my new man likes stocks and suss, says they remind him of his maw. that enough for you? what you look like. probly like a real retard evn though yuo probly got a diploma or somehing like that.
2 years ago
I wear a plaid sweater vest over a white short sleeve oxford. I tuck both neatly into the front of my khaki trousers (Osh Kosh b-Gosh). My boy scout navy blue belt is secure. I have blue docksider shoes and white socks.
All of this compliments my 6"3 frame, 34 inch waist, 315 lb bench pressin, 250 lb deadliftin, body.
The slight acne problem only extends to my shoulder blades.

I smell like pee
2 years ago
Got any sisters bro?
2 years ago
I'm 6'2" totally ripped (only 32% body fat) and can do 100 girl-style push-ups in 30 minutes. I too wear skirts on special occasions and like to punch myself in the nose while I masturbate with fistfuls of broken glass. I like puppies and cuddly rabbits, I think they're delicious. I don't exactly like my woman to dress in ways that remind me of my mom, I guess that's really my only fault. Soooooo, wanna hook up?
2 years ago
Wow, I wandered to the end of the comments, and read Devious1's first, and am scared to read any more. Fistfuls of broken glass? Delicious puppies? lol

I am outta here.
2 years ago
Shit, D...I didn't scroll down enough to read your brilliant response.
You got one tough dick
2 years ago
Sorry I can't reply. Me and fear are having some hot cyber right now and it sucks typing with one hand.
2 years ago
Big D, best laugh of the day. I have a good therapist, want her card? Nah, keep it going.
2 years ago
JUST SO LIKE THOSE BASTARDS AT FOX......
2 years ago
It is really too bad these Hollywood retards have to express their political views every time their made up, faked up, stretched skinned , it's all about THEM, faces are in front of the camera for a minute. They might actually be more likable. Gag.
2 years ago
what is even more scary is the mentality of most of those making the comments here and the blindness to the straglehold that the government and the media has on freedom in america - freedom is now less than a distant memory - freedom is a cliche in america that has lost all meaning
2 years ago
This really hurts my anus.
1 year ago
who gives a rat's ass what this idiot bimbo or any other moron from hollywodd think?. . .why the fuck do they think their opinions matter more than anyone else's? If I were a politician and some idiot like Sean Penn thought what I was saying made sense it would scare the hell outta me

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