I do think that what Mr. Proenneke found, was in part what many men want as well. This is entirely a man thing. I don't think women understand this, and they want no part in it. I to part in building a log cabin when I was a kid. It is one of my best events in my youth.
No doubt the man was a genius I think many great people have had some sort of mental issues (look at me for an example just kidding) but channelled in the wrong way.
I only put this to you because you are intelligent. (from your past posts)
Hey maybe thats canucks situation he may be a high functioning savant?
PS: (*click*) (*click*) you should really see a Dr about that nasty tick you have going, better yet see your proctologist and once and for all get rid of all the fecal matter that has built up or at least eat more fiber.
Couldn't see that happening on NY city subway....well not without someone losin' it!! It puzzles me how calm the commuters remain while being forced on.
people would sue, or charge the police with assault, touching women? Right now they're booking people for touching butts, in the hilltowns that's a form of Hell-o
Actually, I'd be curious as to what their safety stats are, for operating in that situation (injuries, deaths, etc.) over however long they've been doing this.
Come to think of it, the less space in between people the less chance of injury if the train were to stop suddenly. Like if you fill a water bottle to the very top, cap it then shake it as opposed to a half full bottle.....??????????
Yes, oh comrade badger. I can see the attraction for you. I too would find the experience comforting. The Japanese are a strange and cruel people. Revenge would be sweet for their killing of my friends the whales. My bulk in one of these carriages would surely stifle the life from many, while you, with your slicing teeth and ripping claws, would wreak carnage.
A happy day for the animal kingdom!
The trains in Japan are only like that early morning and at 5pm , midday is like a train in any other country, it just sinks from the crowd that was on earlier.
Start of Japanese math problem: A train reeves Tokyo pratform at free a'crock wif 635,852 peepo on bawd twavelling norf..................................
I know I need a new screen name, this one was assigned to me by my employer. I only intended to use it temporarily but I got kind of stuck on Glumbert so I am webx3u for now.
Actually Miter and Gym...if you really think about it, this little ex-jailbird shitsucker and Backthrobonedipstick would have NO reason to be on Glumbert if it weren't for ME...and ME alone. ALL that these two have, are, or otherwise hope to achieve, is due to ME...and ME ALONE. I have not given either one of them permission to veer off this course. They KNOW that I AM the last thing they are to think of before they go to sleep (assuming I allow them to do this), and the FIRST thing they are to think of, when they awaken and the ONLY THING they are to concentrate on when on Glumbert.
canuck I can also assure you that I have only ever thought of you once while away from glumbert.
I was making passionate love to an extremely beautiful women and wanted it to last for as long as possible so I occasionally thought of you to dull my senses.(you described yourself as 6foot 230lbs balding with a Mo)
Hey and it worked so thanks buddy.
To anyone else interested in this technique you must be careful not to think of canuck to much as this can cause you to become flaccid.
You could probably squeeze a sumo wrestler and our friend elephant seal into one carriage.
I'd like to see qlanet in a carriage on his own with fifty honey badgers though.
OK, my ex wife sends me this...wonder if she's trying to tell me something?
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
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> She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
>
> Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
>
> Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
>
> Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
>
> And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.
>
>
>
> Keep reading-they get better!!!
>
>
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>
>
> WOMEN'S REVENGE
>
> 'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the
>woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet , I noticed a
>remote control for a television set in her purse.
>
> So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
>
> 'No,' she replied, 'but my husband refused to come shopping
>with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
>legally.'
>
>
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------
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> UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
>
> (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
>
> I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never
>understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper
>thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.
>
>
>
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> MARRIAGE SEMINAR
>
> While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication,
>Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that
>husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.'
>
>
>
> He addressed the man, 'Can you name your wife's favorite
>flower?'
>
> Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,
>'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
>
>
>
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>
>
> CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
>
> A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.
>The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers
>that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down
>the correct aisle.
>
> A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls
>and a ball of string on the counter.
>
> She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some
>tampons for your wife?
>
> He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my
>wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with
>a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much
>cheaper.
>
> So, I figure if I have to roll my own .......... so does she.
>
>
> (I figure this guy is the one on the milk carton!)
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> WIFE VS. HUSBAND
>
> A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not
>saying a word.
>
>
>
> An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of
>them wanted to concede their position.
>
>
>
> As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the
>husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'
>
> 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.'
>
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>
>
> WORDS
>
> A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
>women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000.
>
> The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to
>repeat everything to men...
>
> The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'
>
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>
> CREATION
>
> A man said to his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be
>so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
>
> 'The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain. God made me
>beautiful so you would be attracted to me; God made me stupid so I would be
>attracted to you !
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> WHO DOES WHAT
>
> A man and his wife were having an argument about who
>
> should brew the coffee each morning.
>
> The wife said, 'You should do it because you get up first, and
>then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee.
>
> The husband said, 'You are in charge of cooking around here
>and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my
>coffee.'
>
> Wife replies, 'No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the
>Bible that the man should do the coffee.'
>
> Husband replies, 'I can't believe that, show me.'
>
> So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and
>showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says 'HEBREWS'
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> The Silent Treatment
>
> A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
>giving each other the silent treatment.
>
> Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need
>his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
>
>
>
> Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE),
>he wrote on a piece of paper: 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.'
>
> He left it where he knew she would find it.
>
> The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was
>9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see
>why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
>bed.
>
> The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'
>
> Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
>
>--------------------------------------------------------------------
>
> God may have created man before woman, but there is always a
>rough draft before the masterpiece.
>
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How about some marriage jokes;
why do men get married, becuase they're told they live longer; but it only seems longer.
Why do men die before their wives, because they want to.
what do you call the useless skin around the pussy? The woman
What's the difference between a wife and a washing machine? You can dump a load in the washer and not have to spend the day with it.
Why did cave men drag their wives by the hair? If you drag them by their feet they fill-up with dirt.
enough
Last night I learned being unmarried and or divorced is no picnic either...
Ex wife calls "can you pick up a porch swing for me at Lowes with your van?"
I say sure, go and get it, it weighs 200 lbs, has 100s of parts...
She says, "can you build it for me?"
Sure what the heck... instructions are in Chinese translated English, the letter and number codes don't match and the picture on the box was another model!!
Get home, girlfriend not too happy about me doing all of that, so she wants bathroom cabinets painted and hardware put on...NOW! (its now 9:30 PM)
All this after a day of trimming out an entire room and two closets in oak, replacing 24 panes of glass, seeing a burned up man literally sizzling on a gurney, doing my laundry, replacing my van battery (which the terminal broke off of at the glass shop, thankfully nest door to a Murray's Auto) and picking up two five gallons buckets of dog-shit from my yard!
I'm hoping today will be better!
Wishful thinking, girlfriend now in a tizzy about shoes, needing new ones, nothing fits or matches her outfit (she has a closet full!)....oh here we go again! LOL!
Three attributes of a good mountaineer are high pain threshold, bad memory, and ... I forget the third. %u2014Joke in a mountaineering Internet chat room
In the late 1890s in a laboratory atop a 4,554-meter peak in the Monta Rosa range in the Italian Alps, physiologist Angelo Mosso made the first direct observations of the effects of high altitude on the human brain: by eye and with an apparatus he designed, Mosso peeked into the skull of a man whose brain had been partly exposed in an accident, observing changes in swelling and pulsation.
Now a similar experiment has been done with noninvasive brain imaging, and for those of us who love to climb the results are not elevating. Neurologist Nicolás Fayed and his colleagues in Zaragoza, Spain, performed MRI brain scans on 35 climbers (12 professionals and 23 amateurs) who had returned from high-altitude expeditions, including 13 who had attempted Everest. They found brain damage in virtually every Everest climber but also in many climbers of lesser peaks who returned unaware that they had injured their brain. It seems that climbers of high mountains, whether weekend warrior or seasoned professional, face returning from the high peaks with a brain that is not in the same condition it was in beforehand.
Good thing mt climbers don't need brains, O2 is over rated anyway. They should find it's lack of O2 not how high they are. That's way it should be used, buy that would be too easy.
You should have posted this on the Day at the museum video. There is a mountain climber there who may need to know this. LOL
I have read the same thing for scuba diving. Just cannot get away with the brain undamaged from low or high pressure changes. Shell shock has the same effect just faster.
Chuck, I've never been mountain climbing, and chances are good I never will. But one of the most fascinating books I've ever read is one by Jon Krakauer, a first hand account of one man's mission to climb to the top of Mt. Everest. The group he climbed with encountered a killer storm on top of the mountain, and several people died there. Including his guide, who refused to leave a man behind when one of his group ran into trouble. The sheer will and strength and courage it takes to accomplish is unbelievable. There were two things that stayed with me after reading it. One, I was horrified upon realizing that, if you die on Mt. Everest, that is your eternal resting place. No living souls can risk their own life to bring down a dead body. There you die, there you stay, there other climbers nod to you on their way up. And many people have indeed died on Mt. Everest, forever to remain there. Second, I was completely puzzled by anyone having such a driving need to go there, facing certain misery, and possible death. Knowingly, willingly, purposefully putting their lives at risk, throwing away their families (one man that died had a pregnant wife at home) to pursue what most people would see as a more or less useless endeavor. Are the risks worth the gain? What do they gain? To say, I climbed Mt. Everest? OK, so now what? Go back to work. Am I looking at this in the wrong perspective? I realize some people crave that thrill. But does it mean enough to never see your unborn child, to cut short an otherwise meaningful and productive life, and devastate all those who love you, for the chance to say, I was at the highest point on Earth? Good for you. Now your wife has to raise your child by herself.
Ah, nevermind. I had a tough night at work.
Later all.
Since there doesn't seem to be any new vids......here's a Tarzan joke:
Tarzan was swinging though the jungle one fine day when he accidentally swings straight into a tree, loosing one eye, one arm and his penis. Tarzan goes to see the witch doctor who tells him:
"I can replace your eye with the eye of an eagle, your arm with the arm from a chimp and I'll give you a baby elephant trunk for your penis." Tarzan is unsure but agrees and the witch doctor tells him to try them out for 2 weeks and then come back and discuss how things are going.
After 2 weeks Tarzan returns, "How is the eagle eye working out for you?" asked the doctor,
"Tarzan love it, Tarzan climb the highest tree in jungle and see mouse in field a mile away!" said Tarzan,
"How about the chimp's arm?" continued the doctor,
"That great too, Tarzan swing all day Tarzan not get tired" replied Tarzan.
"What about the elephant trunk I gave you for a penis?" elbowing Tarzan lightly with a slight smirk.
"That Tarzan no like!"
"No!?" said the doctor, surprised.
"No, it keep picking up nuts and sticking up Tarzan's ass!"
Just found Glumbert.
Most bizarre site ever!
My daughter told me the videos were good.
She was right.
Checked the history of comments.
Lots of angst going on here.
Seems like mitercut, podman, canuck, and a few others rule this site. I am new to it. Comments wanted on videos and everything else? Nice little cxommunity!
Here's my first one.
Take things less seriously. I am on an al jazera site now and again, they acn find you just like that. Be careful.
Proves my point. A guy that's been commenting on this site for a while thinks a new person is a "clone"? WTF??
Mako100. I don;'t like killing anything/. Justb seemd like a reasonable name. BTW, are all you guys as stupid as gymgy? Who the fuck does he think he is?
(I'm happy to talk to anybody, but I don't need this shit)/
I said I THINK your a clone, whats got you so upset, f*king little bit on edge or what? What makes you think I'm stupid, you didn't post anything about yourself. We or I want to get to know you. So chill asshole.
Where are the new videos?? I think this is glumbert's way to try and make all the "kids" play nice together... we have to tell each other jokes and such and once we behave, the videos will continue.
I got a shocker of a phone call Tuesday night. My 45 year old cousin went to bed Monday night and did'nt wake up. He never smoked, did'nt drink, good health~ no reason for it at all... 45 is way too young.... do what you want to, don't put things off until later... later may never come. *sigh*. I hate burying some one younger than I am... what a waste.
Barb - lost my wife at age 50...remarried a woman who'd lost her husband at age 40...just buried a brother-in-law at age 49. I know what you mean. Heart wrenching. Makes one ask "why"? No answers.
Hope you are OK...my sympathies to you and your family.
anytime, I think you should have use thinskin as a user name. I don't claim to run anything garb, I get and give like everyone else. I even welcomed the guy on his personel????
His post just gave me the feeling he was ,oh f*k it.
Killer most here are OK, gym's the old fart, as some have called him, he may have to use the bathroom and has been waiting.
"to be sure to hit your target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target" A Brilliant
Like...are you talking to my friends around here that way??? HUH???
Listen, Clone-head....you best watch that mouth of yours. We may be at times a nutty bunch around here.....but we're SENSITIVE kind of nuts....k?
You best jes' mind yer betters, you murdering, corrupt, stone-age Saudi chowder head.
I jes' can't STAND IT, when inferiors like YOU just refuse to ACCEPT/KNOW/MIND THEIR STATION. If you've read my last gazzillion posts about Georgie-Boy Bush, you'll know I can't stand his guts because of what he does NOT say to you and your Saudi psychos, namely this:
"Listen, you Saudi turd-heads; seeing as how YOU are NOT our chief supplier of oil, instead of which it is our long-time friends and allies the CANADIANS that do this, and also seeing as how YOU SAUDI peckerheads have killed more Americans in the last 50 years than ANY other foreign dictatorship....well, y'all can just go take a flying fiddlers fuck at a rolling donut, ok? Now take your sheets, and get the FUCK outta my office, before I decide to turn Riyadh into a quiet neighbourhood for the next 10,000 years or so. BEAT IT!."
THAT....is why I have NO respect for GWB.
But GWB don't run Glumbert....now do he? Huh?
No-no-no-no.....not at all, you little clone-Saudi-jihad-wannabee.
REASON, SENSIBILITY and REALISM prevail here! (Why does that STILL sound funny? LOL!)
Got a minute here between reality! I'vre seen this shit in Tokyo - scary scary scary! But the locals seem to accept it. Weird. If yoou're the slightest bit claustrophobic forget it. For a people who are so hung up on social graces, the subway is out of order!
BTW gym, I think you just scared off KILLER! Maybe time to take a check on who runs what round here??
What a weird bunch!
Sorry if I upset your applecart. It asks for comments on videos, and all I get is some sort of paranoic abuse. Is there an alpha male here trying to state a case or something?
He be da sherrif of this here glumbertville, sherrif C is. Glumbertville aint got no boss, it's a real hoedown uh outta towners, we got outlaws, rustlers, heroines, sodbusters, tinpans....you name it! So ya say youz a killer huh, no wonder the sherrif be after ya already!
Miterrrrrr.......this boy be askin' an awful lotta questions...ya think? Why he so nosey? Why he soooo interested in this "alpha male" concept? Why he complainin' about gettin' hog-tied? That is SOME nerve, that is.
Miter...call up your boys at Gitmo...tell'em we gots another...package...on the way for'em.
As a newbie you are obviously forgiven for following simple instructions to comment on vids... a simple mistake. Checking previous vid postings will show you that many threads bear little or no relation to the vid posted.
It's not paranoic abuse, it's simply a reaction to a new kid on the block.
Canuck has been around Glumbertia (yes there is a name for the happy realm you've stumbled across) for a long time, as have a few others. He's cool but attracts ire from others due to his ability to expound upon many and varied subjects.
I and others can do the same - do you believe the earth is 6500 years old for instance... ;-p
It's a lifetime percentage thing - click on people's handles and you will see their profiles.
Your initial burst and subsequent comments suggest you will fit in just fine.
Weird bunch is right.
Welcome again
Why call yourself killer if you are not? Do you play pool? Are you good at the 'killer' variant of the game?
I have see your offerings for almost a year now, and believe-you-me.....YOU have a far superior ability to conduct a fact-based, studious argument than I do (or have even attempted).
Me? Sure, I got lots of sensible (or so I think) ideas I wanna get across, but admittedly, my "hot-headedness" gets the better of me a lot, and then POOF!....there goes that idea. Shit, just ask Chaz. He's told me that a gazillion times, if he hasn't told me once. And he's right.
Ah well.
I shall keep trying to hone my skills at having better social intercourse.
Thanks for the explanations.
Now, if you'll forgive me, I will never return.
You are all a bunch of moronic self-satisfied, smug, pompous, self-important buffoons.
Guy walks into the doctor's office...doc asks "what's your problem?"
Guy answers: "W-w-w-well, I h-h-h-have th-th-this aw-awful pro-problem w-w-with stu-stu-stuttering....n-n-n-not so good s-s-s-since I'm a sa-sa-salesman. Anything y-y-y-you can d-d-d-do to h-h-help me?"
Doc says: "well, maybe...let's check a few things. Take off your clothes and put on that hospital gown...I'll be back in a few minutes and take a look at you."
Guy does that, except, not knowing any better, he puts it on backwards with the opening on the front, exposing his major member.
Doc comes back, glances at the guy and says: "Whoa, whoa, WHOA-HO-HO! No need to go any further....your problem is obvious."
Guy says: "I-i-it is?"
Doc says: "Sheesh man you are have the largest uh, set of jewels I have ever seen. But see, here's the problem...it is so heavy that it's straining your stomach muscles, which pull on your diaphragm which constricts your larynx which produces your stutter."
Guy says: "Wo-wo-wow...I g-g-guess I n-n-never thought of-of that. I-i-is there anythi-thi-thing you ca-ca-can do fo-for me?"
Doc says:"Well, yes, I think so. I believe if we just take a four inch section out of the middle your stutter will be cured. Then I'll just stitch you back up and the problem is solved."
Guy: :J-j-j-JEEEEEEEEEEZZZZ! Sounds aw-aw-awful ra-radical, bu-bu-but your the do-do-doctor. I g-g-g-guess you go-gotta do what you go-go-gotta do."
Doc:"Fine...We can do it right here...I'll have you patched up and on your way in no time."
And he did. Guy comes back for the usual three month post-op checkup, and sits down with the doc.
Guy: "Doc...my life has been absolutely unbelievable these last three months. In the first month I set a sales record for my entire region. In the second month I set a sales record for the entire company. And in the third month they promoted me to Vice President of Sales...man...life is going just great! But......just one thing.....my wife....she just is not so happy about things. I was wondering....any chance of having you sew back on an inch or two.?"
And the Doc smiles and says: "A-a-are yu-yu-you shi-shi-shitting m-m-me?"
I actually put the joke above together yesterday and got interrupted...so didn't post it till today...lots of intervening posts between writing it and posting it.
Hello and goodbye to killer...he doesn't know what he is missing.
(actually, you also left out playwright---wrote four one-acts, and all went to stage....as well as unpublished author---wrote three novellas and about a dozen short stories).
(gets a mop and bucket.....dims the lights.....locks up for the night.....and turns on the disc player, chewing on a toothpick and listening to Johnny Mathis sing "Some Kind Of Wonderful", as he gets to work on the bloody, crimson trail leading towards the door)
worst thing would be if canuck's wife got on the train! jesus, they'd be dropping like flies, committing hara kari adn slitting their own throats cos of the awful smell. she smells like a barbary ape that hasn't wiped its ass in ten years!
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