It's great. Have a friend lie down on the street acting drunk and semi conscious with their wallet hanging out their pockets, a couple of other friends hide out behind a suitable wall. Then wait for the bad samaritan.
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Robbing the cop shop...that's rich. Personally, I think that we should bring back public flogging for people as stupid as these two. Nothing too bad, just a mild beating in the public square. Fun for the whole family, really. Educational, too.
Ok guys, if anyone is interested, I just got back from a show at Turning Stone Casino, Wayne Newton. Now before you all get crazy on me, I would like to say the show was great. It was my mother's idea, I went to please her. But Wayne was very entertaining, and there is no question why he is called "Mr. Entertainment". He was funny, he was charming, he had a great show. And, I will add, the guy looks fantastic for 66 years old. Wayne plays guitar, (both acustic and electric), piano, banjo, and fiddle. The fiddle playing was like none I had ever heard, and I actually saw wisps of smoke rising from the strings. Is that possible? We had a good time.
Consider yourselves very fortunate ... I went to turning stone a few weekends ago with two of my brothers and lost 500 dollars!!! Had the nut flush but the guy wouldn't get off his tow pair, which sadly enough for me turned into a boat on the river ... DAMN YOU RIVER!!! Utica has never been lucky for me.:(
Wayne Newton would have been far more nicer to me!! :) Timing was off is all.
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I saw a pretty daft attempted robbery in Copenhagen. A Greenlander Innuit beggar at a railway station tried to snatch a supermodel-type woman's purse. He was pretty out of his face like most of these poor bastards usually are. Before there were jails in Greenland, the Danish government sent Innuits all the way to Denmark to do their time, but failed to fund sending them home. The result - lots of alcoholic Innuit beggars on the streets of Copenhagen. Doh!
Anyway, the guy, who looked like a cross between Bjork and a coiled shit, grabbed the purse and staggered off along the platform. The woman chased him, maced him in the face, and then set her two rotweillers on him. I don't know what the Danish for "Rip the fucker to pieces Sheba and Shane!" is, but I think that's what she was shouting. A number of passersby gathered round and laughed heartily as the pathetic guy tried to roll himself into a ball to avoid being actually eaten by the dogs. (The Danes have a black and white attitude to right and wrong, and if you are a thief, or worse still, a jaywalker, they reckon death is a just punishment.)
I couldn't intervene because I was on a train. You won't believe this, but the woman eventually called off the dogs, pulled down her pants and pissed on the guy, which caused even more merriment among the onlookers.
Denmark is a clean and efficient country.
I don't think he really saw it as a reward. More of a public humiliation on top of a savage mauling by two ferocious hellhounds.
But, hey, whatever turns you on gym.
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