Robber asks victim out on date

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7 months ago
First!!
7 months ago
Yeah, um im not educated and dont have a job so I have to rob you but your cute so lets go on a date.

HHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

What an idiot.
7 months ago
Which shows that stupidity has no limits...
7 months ago
RANGER.MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR TO YOU!
7 months ago
BUG, A HAPPY AND SAFE NEW YEAR TO YOU!
6 months ago
Yeah, no job or skills, he shoulda been posting FIRST on Glumbert.
7 months ago
I bet you if she would have asked the perp for HIS phone number, and promised him she'd call him, that he would have done it. Then she could have turned it in to the cops, and voila. They guy's a fuckin' dummy.

Gawd, are there no criminal masterminds left??

Anyone remember the case of D.B. Cooper, back in the early '70's? Now THERE was a genious with not only brains.....but sheer guts to boot.

Personally, I think he managed to get away, and was never caught.

There was a movie made about him some years back, with Robert Duvall. It was actually pretty good.
6 months ago
Dude! There are criminal masterminds left. He lives in Toronto. Don't want to mention any names, but his initials start with CANUCK :O)
6 months ago
Sven, you fokker!

You ratted me out!

No one likes a stool pidgeon, Amigo.

(sneers)

I'll be paying YOU a visit.........and I shall correct you....correct you MOST harshly.

(laughing hard enough to make the walls in my lair quake)
7 months ago
too bad she didn't have a trunk monkey
7 months ago
.....or a .45.....
7 months ago
Two words: Darwin Awards
7 months ago
but at least they got away, so partially darwin.
6 months ago
Lets just hope that he is usually that good at dating, revolting to think that such people do procreate....
7 months ago
Professor Moriarty is alive and well and now robbing stores!
7 months ago
Police must have qick reaction time in that town if ya can stick around and try get a date must of bin TORONTO to busy busting pedal powered cars LOL
7 months ago
so did randals sister go out with him or not?
6 months ago
Not sure. Its kinda a weird thing in that Randal's sister is Randal. The hermaphrodite hasn't said that a new pimp juice was on the dating horizon!
3 months ago
I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!

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