If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day in a half, how long does it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
a father is sick so he calls his three sons and gave them 90 eggs. 50 for his big son 30 for his middle son and and 10 for small son. the father send them to three different countrys. before they do that they must sell the eggs at the same exact price and come home with the same amount of mony. each man is for him self and must not exchang eggs.
I have many feathers to help me fly. I have a body and head but I'm not alive. It is your strength which determines how far I go. You can hold me in your hand but I'm never thrown. What am I?
There was a man who wanted to prove his love to his wife. So he climbed the highest mountain swam the deepest ocean and walked the biggest desert.What do you think his wife said?
Honestly, focus on the videos Canuck and go post your garbage views on a political website please. You desperately want attention I know, If you would like, I will find you one.
This isn't regarding a "view", by the way. If I was espousing a "view", as you say, then I would have said something like, "You know, YOU sound like the type who would suck GWB's ass hole, and still think he smells like roses."
However...I didn't do this.
I posted a link to a news source, with a little broadside at The Commander-Dummy Guy.
cutepuppy you're barking up the wrong tree try serious he's a self admitted bumblaster ...........and he holds several indooor records including the Larry Craig Wide Stance compeittion
A large truck is crossing a bridge one mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?
Simon Simpleton was born in London, England. His mother was Welsh and his father Scottish. When Simon was eight, his mother died. When Simon was ten, his father married an Irish women and suddenly Simon had an Irish sister. When Simon was twenty four, he graduated as a lawyer and took a job in Edinburgh, Scotland. He is now sixty six. Why can he not be buried on the banks of Loch Lomond, in his favourite village of Luss in Scotland?
Got into an argument with my computer the other night. I said, "0011110000100000."
It told me back, "11000001110001110010101010110!"
We're not talking right now.
Jose' stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
Miter, dressed in full black urban night camo, slips stealthily into an intersection, none of the street lights are working due to a power failure caused by a storm, no lights of any kind light him up. Being almost invisible he walks into the street, a car with two broken headlights drives towards miter, but turns in time to avoid hitting him. How could the driver have seen mitercut in time?
Caunuck, Mako, Gymyg and Goldbardeb sat down to play. They played all night till break of day. They played for gold and not for fun. With separate scores for everyone. When they had come to square accounts. They all had made quite fair amounts. Can you the paradox explain. If no one lost, how all could gain?
Californiatint, surferbum and thebug paid a lot of money to be the first to scale a mountain. After several days of climbing they finally reached the pinnacle, and to their dismay, found a cabin and three frozen bodies. Since the mountain climbers were the first to ever climb the summit, how could this be possible?
Wholly hydro pressure it's raining out here! I just finished cleaning up the mess from the last freaking downpour! To date I haven't had to water my lawn or garden ONE TIME! The weather this year is absolutely unusual and has had my chainsaw running overtime.....oh the carpel tunnel........
Left field? Nope, expect nothing more or less from me on glumbert. This is all I do here and all I'll ever do here. No changes planned. Consistent through and through. Take it the bank. Inapp or ignore. I'm indifferent.
In a contest, four fruits (an apple, a banana, an orange, and a pear) have been placed in four closed boxes (one fruit per box). People may guess which fruit is in which box. 123 people participate in the contest. When the boxes are opened, it turns out that 43 people have guessed none of the fruits correctly, 39 people have guessed one fruit correctly, and 31 people have guessed two fruits correctly.
The Question: How many people have guessed three fruits correctly, and how many people have guessed four fruits correctly?
Wait, you can't guess only three fruits correctly, cuz the fourth fruit would have to be correct too! Therefore nobody guessed three fruits correctly and doing the math, 10 people guessed four fruits correctly.
Aaaand yet another out left field...unskilled person,
novice, beginner, tyro, tiro, initiate,
newcomer, fledgling, fledgeling, starter, neophyte, freshman, newbie, or as I like to call em "entrant"
Riddle me this....What makes a person so obsessed with a man named Canuck, that they embarrass themselves to no end, with words and phrases that not one here cares about, in endless repetition?
GAWD miter.... I had to go to wikipedia and look up "impersonator" and up popped :WANNABE
then came: Body Integrity Identity Disorder, which is kinda scary, also known as Amputee Identity Disorder, where people suffering from such, feel the need to have an appendage cut off. So after reviewing this information, I would have to believe this man is in dire need of a, how you say, dickectomy?
I remember visiting my cousins in New York once. They were watching this crap, and actually defended it. I knew at that moment that there is a sector of humanity that is beyond hope.
I remember my sister and I leaving the place and wondering how and why people would waste their lives watching this. I still have no answer.
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