Are you racist?

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1 year ago
British humor is so over my head
1 year ago
:-)
1 year ago
only americans can't figure out british humor because it doesn't bang you over the head with the obvious punchlines.
1 year ago
Namibia President - Hifikepunye Lucas Pohamba
Djibouti Prime Minister - Dileita Mohamed Dileita
Who is Queen Elizabeth II?
1 year ago
Funny. Now you know what it feels like to be white in America, everything you do is racist because the other sides are racist and put your life under a microscope.
1 year ago
Love the scottish accent the female copper has as for the rest of the vid, iactually have a scottish word in mind for it.......................................
SHITE! LOL
1 year ago
Ashley Jensen is Scottish.
1 year ago
Is that a fancy way of saying "shit" ?
1 year ago
Its the scottish way of saying shit
IF IT AINT SCOTTISH ITS CRAP! LOL
1 year ago
Sum people think I be racist, but it ain't so. It wuz scientifically proven in da 1960s dat only white people be racist. Me, well I jus hates everybody. Tru dat!
1 year ago
Sum, ain't, wuz, da, dat, jus, and tru.

At least 'try' to look like you aren't an idiot.
1 year ago
Who's the idiot, you or me? My screen name is Pimp wit Grillz. How else would a "Pimp" talk? Talking like an average white guy takes all the fun out of it. But you bought into it hook, line, and sinker. You are gullible and vapid. You use big words like "nefarious" to sound erudite but it's all a facade. You're a mental midget.
1 year ago
dont mind her, she's just evil
1 year ago
I think u sound like ALI G (other character Borat plays) I like it keep up the good work by the way wheres brownie i like the humour he added to this place.
Weird though and this is me just thinking out loud brownie is gone and canuck is back wonder if there is a connection................................
1 year ago
tinty Sacha Baron Cohen has 3 alter egos Alig, Borat and my personal fave BRUNO.

U can see him here.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sLi7liCC_zs
1 year ago
Have a mental midget issue?.?.?.?.? Just read, "Secrets of The Millionaire Mind" by T. Harv Eker, or "The Success Principles" by Jack Canfield. Feast on positive thought and energy and expel the negative!! Gain back control of your mind from the ever fueled negative intake which is expelled to all via main stream media. Repent from watching American News (probably any of them for that matter). With that..... live a better, more healthy life.
1 year ago
I want to see Brownlove's results.
1 year ago
Uhmmm, I hope you're asking his OPINION?????
1 year ago
Do gay men have papsmears?
1 year ago
gymyg I'm only 21 but I have my prostate checked out all the time. I also have my Dr check it every 3 months just 2 be on the safe side.
1 year ago
TMI Blove TMI.
1 year ago
B-love, that was funny, sure to have a few here cringing LOL!
1 year ago
gymyg...just wondering at brownlove's predeliction towards frequent prostate exams. My experience in this matter features the famous finger of fate-forage, wherein the doc greases his rubber glove and anally palpates the prostate digitally (not the electronic digit, BTW).

As a much older player in this game, I suffer it only once every two years...every three months is more like a "habit", doncha think? I'm guessing master "brown" frequents this digital process less than for health purposes than for his recreational purposes.
1 year ago
brownstain maybe you should try a cattle prod up your ass see how that feels.
1 year ago
hahaha this is funny!....
1 year ago
I'd be wondering how the hell Johnny Depp got into my house either. Fucker.
1 year ago
PMS that was quite a Godswrath-ish sentence was it not :-)
1 year ago
didjybooty? there is a president?
1 year ago
Djibouti
1 year ago
did "thee" booty ? sounds like.... uh oh.. not again.
1 year ago
Im going away 4 a while. Hopefully backboner will get bored and leave me alone.

Lots of hugs & kisses 4 all.

XOXOX
1 year ago
stay safe!
1 year ago
thats one down......poor little queer.

run fag run
1 year ago
Where ya going brownie????Piss on crackboner!
1 year ago
Piss on on you and that fuckin fag. I suppose I little more head kicking is need for brownstain still around I thought you went AWOL.

Don't worry I won't let up.
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Say that again and I'll kick your black ass all the way to the police station.
1 year ago
I try very hard not to be racist, but it's the dumbarse, stupid, incompetant
fucks that stop me from reaching my goal.
1 year ago
LOLOLOL!!!
1 year ago
hear,hear!
1 year ago
It's too damn easy to play the race card these days (on both sides), much as it's easy to play the homophobe card, the xenophobe card, the religious card, the gender card, and a few goddamn cards EVEN I haven't even heard of yet.

Item:

The white folks say the black folks steal a lot, and do drugs; if you want to go by that reasoning, how come it's the white folks who are statistically the majority in terms of child molestation, rape or being serial killers?

Item:

It's the "conservative straight folks" who say that same-sex couples shouldn't marry and/or raise children; by that reasoning, how come statistically the majority (if not all) of child/spousal abuse (violent and otherwise) victims are from the traditional nuclear family?

Item:

The "patriotic folks" are the ones who say that immigration policies should be severly curbed, tightened, shut down, etc.; so how comes statistically the majority of THESE folks are from families who emmigrated at some point in their histories?

My point?

Everyone always wants to do the Kansas City Shuffle, i.e., they look over THERE...when they don't look HERE.
1 year ago
True to the max...could this be a case of "The grass ISN'T always greener on the other side of the fence"?

Welcome back C, I see you've managed to pick up yet another POS alias...
1 year ago
Welcome back, C
What a coinkydink...I drop in and here you are.
You frame an interesting argument and fodder. To wit: Why is decrying stereotyping and bigotry, done by people who must stereotype to make the point? Why is it the progressive/anti-religious person who believes there are no moral absolutes, that complains about social injustices?

Your "white vs. black" item was a non sequitur in defense of your position; whites condemning blacks for the aforementioned charges has nothing to do with their own , which were similar but not the same. So, if I accuse you of bigotry, you can't call me a hypocrit for being egotistical.

Your "conservative straight folks" item: From where else would these abused children come? (BTW-You may want to double-check your stats about the sources of abuse...completely unrelated to a nuclear family. That's like saying that deaths due to falling off a cliff occured on or near mountains. That's where the cliffs are, but nothing inherent to the cliff caused the fall; nothing inherent to a nuclear home creates abuse, etc. Broken humans do that.)

"Patriotic folks" item: Interesting and nearsighted POV. Are there any other people beyond the patriotic that argue for tight immigration control? Isn't everyone an immigant, should we go back far enough? Are you arguing FOR open boarders? In Canada?

Miss you
1 year ago
1. It's not a "non-sequitor"....it's a fact.

2. ALL Republican right-wing "conservative" neocons (much like yourself) maintain that "traditional unions" are the ONLY way to go, and that same-sex couples should NOT raise children. That's an OBVIOUS fact. And, again much like yourself, they nicely refuse to acknowledge that statistics show that they DO, in many ways, make far better parents/role models than the so-called "nuclear family".

3. Nope. Just a fair and evenly-enforced immigration policy would be nice. And the people that are doing the MOST bellyaching and crying and engaging in histrionics about it, are....conservative neocon right-wingers. Again.

Question: Do you feel MORE sillier defending and/or believing the nonsense on that side of the spectrum, than say......defending your belief that the Earth is 6,000 years old? I mean, that is to say....which one should I laugh the most about?

Missed you too.

Seriously.
1 year ago
i bet you'd feel the same way if you had a black faggot move in next door
1 year ago
you seem like a white liberal socialist
1 year ago
Actually, 'backbone', if truth be told (and I'm being quite serious here)...if my WHOLE NEIGHBOURHOOD was comprised of (as you charmingly refer to) "black faggots", then I honestly believe it'd be a much safer, decent community MILES ahead of, say, if a bunch of rancid, pus-filled backwards scum such as yourself were to re-locate here.

See, I'm kinda sure it never occurred in the stinkiest recesses of your inbred mind, that we have some pretty stringent hate laws up here.

So that being the case, it's a fair bet that YOU would be a guest of the taxpayers in short order, if that were the scenario.

So please do, by all means.

Come on up and give it a go, Mr. Cave Dweller.
1 year ago
Sorry about hammering you so hard.
It made you then reinforce my belief that you are bigoted.
(sigh)
1 year ago
Ho-hum

Streamy and reinforcement of his beliefs again. They seem to need a lot of reinforcement...

Why?
1 year ago
Pssst!......Mako!

Notice how he gives the redneck a pass, and zeroes in on me?

Kinda telling....isn't it?
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hear that clicking sound ha ha later moron! Everybody now "click click the inappropriate"
1 year ago
All glumbert posters, I have an idea... Anyone notice when someone posts the word first (or some derivative) it gets the "inappropriate" button and is gone..

OK then, see this @#^$ "canucl1963" above this comment...yet another boring, lame, mindless alias copycat of the real canuck1963....lets treat "it" and all alias fools to the same inappropriate treatment!

Me first (click!)
1 year ago
and don't forget the real sneaky alias "planettit"
1 year ago
LOL!

Thanks for the welcome back, Miterman! (as well as the welcome-backs from all of my other fellow Glumbertians!).

As far as the alias-stalker above goes?

(shrugs)

Oh well.

Some folks would have nothing to do otherwise, would they?

Good to see ya again, though!
1 year ago
Yah....I'm for it. Wonder why we haven't done it already. "Inappropriate" for any and all pseudo-id's...at least, those we can identify.

Thanks for your idea...hope many will support it.
1 year ago
Supported
1 year ago
Ah, Herr Canuck!
You haf returned from your self-imposed exile!
Zese alias arschlocks are ein pain in ze arse indeed. So far, zey haf ignored me. I am kvite disappointed in ein vay.
Vot is ze great stamp collector's motto? - Philately is ze sincerest form of compliment?
Perhaps I am not vorthy.
1 year ago
you were on the right track about 70 years ago.
1 year ago
Ahhh, backbone....

I think you're a little bit....ahhh...dumb? Stupid? Clueless?.....to appreciate the level of ironic humour that the Colonel is using, vis a vis his personae.

But don't worry.

All you have to do, is take a break from shovelling shit on that pig-farm of yours and read a newspaper or a book (without pictures), and you'll eventually 'get it'.

Fuckin' dummy.
1 year ago
hey canuck hey

Thanks for the lesson a really thought he was the real deal..hey

go chop some wood now hey
1 year ago
hey....backbone....hey....I will....hey.....as long as you put your nuts on the chopping block.....hey
1 year ago
NEIN!!!!
Zis is not correct!
Imitation is ze sincerest form of philately.
Grosz Gott! Mein marbles are losing zemselves in ze big style.
I haf not been concentrating since ze arrival today of Conchita in Chugwater.
www.adolfvanker.com
1 year ago
LMFAO!

You fuckin' slay me, Colonel!

Do me a favour, will ya?

Post the damn link to your blog again, will ya? Been trying to sign into it quite a few times, but no luck. So I'll try it from a link again (don't ask----just do it, ok?).

"Self-imposed exile". LOL!

"Blitzkrieg on Bushs Reich". LMFAO!
1 year ago
www.adolfvanker.com

Scheise! It is still not vorking! I am sure zat is mein address. Perhaps Herr Glumbert is afraid I am luring Glumberters avay!

www.adolfvanker.com

Nein! Schweinhund!
Ze only vay today is to actually log on, if you vish to be arsed vith ze hassle.
1 year ago
Gott in Himmel! Now it seems to haf vorked ven I came out. Zis is some sort of game of ze mind zat ze Obergruppenfuhrer Glumbert is playing on ein old fool.
He vill soon learn zat Adolf Vanker is not ein man to gemess vith!
1 year ago
Herr Canuck!

I haf found ein film you may find interesting. You may haf seen it already, but maybe not.
Go to www.joox.net und search under Documentaries for - Uncovered: The Whole Truth about the Iraq War.

Kvite compelling.
1 year ago
Saw it already, Colonel.

Plus, I also saw "No End In Sight" (nominated for an Academy Award).

My next prority is to view "Taxi To The Dark Side" (the one that actually won the Academy Award for Best Documentary).

Hear that, Stream?

Wanna come over and watch'em wit me?

I'll even let ya bring over as many flags and apple pies as ya want.

OOOO-RA!!
1 year ago
canuck you meant fags right?
1 year ago
Ummm....no.

I buy my own cigarettes, thanks.
1 year ago
And you smoke the blue veined cigar.
1 year ago
Didn't get that joke, did ya?

Gawd....you really ARE a plank.
1 year ago
canucky, More apple pies will make your waist band bigger, your hands won't reach the keyboard.
SAD then you won't be able to post.[what a loss for all of us]
Exercise your body not just your fingers. Did u enjoy the Quantanamo Hilton's big buffet?.................ROFL
1 year ago
(*yawns*)

Ya.

Right.

Whatever you say.
1 year ago
leave my clone alone!
1 year ago
i scored 10/10!
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Listen planettit and qlanettint if u guys wanna be planetmaniacs have a little respect brother or whatcha gonna do when planetmania runs loose on u lol P.S still clicking the button like miter advises
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thank you sir
1 year ago
Got love that "click" button....adios, wanna-bee's.
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Good to see you, Canuck.

You oversimplify things sometimes....make them "black and white", (no pun meant) when there are many grey shades.

Still, you remain a well spoken and site-supported opinion person.

Stay objective....and "illegitimus non carborundum".

So long as you voice an opinion, you will be countered.

I might do it myself, now and again, opinions being opinions, as it were. But I am not so likely to do the research you do....where do you get the time ?

Since I know I have charmed you in the past with my floundering French:...a demain, mon ami.
1 year ago
Hiya.

I think the point I was trying to make, was that when it comes to issues of pure hate and blindly-followed ill-will......it's just what it is. No "grey area" there. Hate is hate. Nothing could be simpler....or easier to recognize (just look at what I say about Hillary and religious zealots). Just takes a little honest chutzpah to call it like it is.

And as for "opinions".....well, they're like anal arpetures:

Everyone has one....right?

Anyways, good to see ya again......damn good French, too.

Regards,

C.
1 year ago
canuck - chutzpah I think we have a "Jew Boy" here. Bring on the SS......
1 year ago
(*yawns again*)

Wrong again, my swamp-dwelling parasite.

No biscuit for you.
1 year ago
backboner........good grief....you need to pass a literacy test to continue here, and having likely failed there, will not need to submit to a bigotry screen. Kindly dig a mud grave and sink into your own shit, casket optional.

Sheesh....I think I might have gone overboard with this piece of dogdew.
1 year ago
Lack bone, the use of a word from a certain culture does not necessarily mean the person who uses it is from that culture. It may mean they ARE, or it may just mean they have a larger vocab than you.

I am circumcised. This does not make me Jewish. I am therefore simply not a complete dick.

Unlike yourself.
1 year ago
Yea YEAu are still oblivious that most people feel your postings are not meaningful .....................................
LETS have a vote !
Yes to say fuck off canuck1963
And to make matters worse you have clones!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No he is a worthwhile contributor to this site.
1 year ago
Oh shut the fuck up, and go get a thesaurus, will you?
1 year ago
Canadaman u talk of us that have clones like we have the CRABS well.........................................................Your right lol
On a serious note though its not canucks or myselfs faults that we have MINI MES i personally am considering an alias change
1 year ago
how about a real change - fuck off to youtube!
1 year ago
qlanet interesting 546 am and your here aswell might not be hard to figure out who u and r and let me ask u what will your alias be if i do fuck off to you tube??????????????????????
1 year ago
HHm adolf and mako are the only others around cant see them wasting there time like this oh well WHO CARES!!!
1 year ago
i care. cant u see u silly boy? im u after u fuck off!
1 year ago
sorry, canucky did i piss you off.ROTFLOL
1 year ago
Ummmm...yeah.

You really got me soooo pissed off......did ya hear me scream and and go crazy?

Ya....you sure did.

Wow.

You're a real fuckkin' whip, alright.
1 year ago
This thread appears to have had a breakdown

Alias holders - it's all a little pointless really. Why bother?

Honestly. I'd like to know what it is that drives you?
1 year ago
CHEERS 2 THAT MAKO
1 year ago
canuckie get lost loser.
1 year ago
Mako:

In answer to your query....

see immediate post above me.
1 year ago
gawd....have we lost this site to airheads? When I got first here I was critical of the posters for not focusing on the video...then I found that the videos were lame, infrequent, and often uninteresting. What I then found were highly intelligent posters who seemed to need a place to vent, play, and expound competently on rather involved topics. I'll skip the snowmobile and biker stuff, having had a son messed up twice, seriously.

Love the best of Glumbert, bored with its usual. Love the clubby nature of many of these posters...and their repartee.

So far as Iam concerned, name-callers and vapid vulgarities are like the sand in the clam.....spit it out before you get to the meat.
1 year ago
As my girl would say "SPOT ON" CHAZ
2 All the cheap immitations as i would say "PISS OFF"
2 The die hard regulars "CHEERS"
1 year ago
Second those thoughts !
1 year ago
Hilarious.
1 year ago
all on glumbert are homosexuals
wow, i cant believe some of you think only white people can be racist, that in itself is racist. racism is a horrible thing that anyone can be. assuming all people in one race is racist is horrible
1 year ago
ROFLMAO!!!!!

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