Destructive little bastards. Lost their fear of humans as well.
Lately they've been attacking the locals out walking their dogs at night. Several people have been bitten/clawed. The town has begun a culling program.
I've been trapping them and converting them to Christianity. I figured a 30 minute baptism would do the job, but so far none have converted. In 2 summers I've gotten 23 of them.
I love the random pause at the end... it just ties the whole thing together... great waste of 51 seconds of my life... but then again i have probably wasted more time of my life than that on this site... damn...
Never occured to me, gym. I could've had a platoon of Davey Crockett's running around the neighbourhood. Maybe I could hand out do-it-yourself kits (1 coon, 1 knife) to the local kids.
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