What I want to know is what the hell is going on on-stage? Can you imagine the conversation that took place afterwords backstage?
(Puppeteers): "So how did we do?"
(Event Cordinator): "Great, but we lost two kids in the front row."
(Puppeteers): "What? How?"
(Event Cordinator): "Severe head trauma. Apparently self-induced concussions."
I could see that. But they look rather European/American and we know that they both LOOOOVE puppets. There are people that just shit at the sight of puppets.
See that little crumbsnatcher beating the head of the kid in front of him? Me thinks he's trying to perform a human sacrifice to the all-powerful puppet god!
Hey hey hey!
This vid reminds me of the time I auditioned to be the voice of Jiminy Cricket in the Walt Disney classic Pinnocchio.
An old thespian told me the best way to get that sort of voice was to eat hot chillis for a month, and not take a shit atall, so that your vocal cords would contract and yuo'd sound real squeaky.
Talk about suffering for your art!
Well, I turned up at the Disney lot right on time and stood in the queue of hopefuls. When it came to my turn to identify myself to the security guard, all that constipation finally caught up with me and I crapped right down my leg. It was like a scene from Willy Wonka! And the smell was hellish. But worse, when I opened my mouth to introduce myself, it sounded like a marmoset in heat and the guard just looked at me kinda funy. Then he hit me in the gonads with his night stick and that was the end of that.
Fuck it! The Lion King was a much better movie anyway.
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