Pre-Flight Announcements Get Fashionable

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First:justme
1 year ago
SECOND!
1 year ago
Yessssss!
1 year ago
I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!
1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLLO!!!!:))))
1 year ago
I left the first for you randal!!

LOL!
1 year ago
Man,,After you cursed me a long time ago to an .........word ,,Then took the time and effort to reverse the curse.

You are now da bomb!

(The bomb in Reference to you being great so anyone out there please take
notice that there is no actual Bomb) Thank you for your time!

If this was real then I would like that guy on the plane that I'm a passenger.

Thoe arn't all Battery and or electrical devices supposed to be off at the very beginning of the flight???
1 year ago
Ah yes, the curse.... Memories :)
1 year ago
hello
1 year ago
Were hearing you loud and clear!!
1 year ago
I can't hear anything!
1 year ago
xcc: "qwerty nix"
ntx: "you're from Rigel?"

xcc: "olo!"
1 year ago
don't bend over in the galley
1 year ago
Ummmmm.....I would. The stewardess might be hot.

I will let you go bend over in the cockpit.
1 year ago
- So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.

- Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
1 year ago
Roger that.
1 year ago
Roger dodger, over and easy!....err...I mean out!
1 year ago
Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit using amphetamines.
1 year ago
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison Billy?
1 year ago
I was Bill. Thats why I have to tote around a colostomy bag for the rest of my life.
1 year ago
- Nervous?
- A little.
- First time?
- No, i've been nervous lots of times.
1 year ago
FLAMER!!!
1 year ago
child
1 year ago
my sister was in a prison, but not in turkey. she stole a turkey from old man williams and he caught her. she got locked up for a night and made to pay $4. she went back to his house to say sorry but he just took his pecker out and laughed at her. she was 14 so it wasnt too bad.
1 year ago
Do you like gladiator movies?
1 year ago
Southwest sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
1 year ago
This is funny as hell - would help break up the monotony of those announcements and might help nervous passengers...not nervous homophobic ones tho...
1 year ago
faggot.

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