Pre-Flight Announcements Get Fashionable

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First:justme
2 years ago
SECOND!
2 years ago
Yessssss!
2 years ago
I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!
2 years ago
LOLOLOLOLLO!!!!:))))
2 years ago
I left the first for you randal!!

LOL!
2 years ago
Man,,After you cursed me a long time ago to an .........word ,,Then took the time and effort to reverse the curse.

You are now da bomb!

(The bomb in Reference to you being great so anyone out there please take
notice that there is no actual Bomb) Thank you for your time!

If this was real then I would like that guy on the plane that I'm a passenger.

Thoe arn't all Battery and or electrical devices supposed to be off at the very beginning of the flight???
2 years ago
Ah yes, the curse.... Memories :)
2 years ago
hello
2 years ago
Were hearing you loud and clear!!
2 years ago
I can't hear anything!
2 years ago
xcc: "qwerty nix"
ntx: "you're from Rigel?"

xcc: "olo!"
2 years ago
don't bend over in the galley
2 years ago
Ummmmm.....I would. The stewardess might be hot.

I will let you go bend over in the cockpit.
2 years ago
- So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.

- Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.
2 years ago
Roger that.
2 years ago
Roger dodger, over and easy!....err...I mean out!
2 years ago
Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit using amphetamines.
2 years ago
Have you ever been in a Turkish prison Billy?
2 years ago
I was Bill. Thats why I have to tote around a colostomy bag for the rest of my life.
2 years ago
- Nervous?
- A little.
- First time?
- No, i've been nervous lots of times.
2 years ago
FLAMER!!!
2 years ago
child
2 years ago
my sister was in a prison, but not in turkey. she stole a turkey from old man williams and he caught her. she got locked up for a night and made to pay $4. she went back to his house to say sorry but he just took his pecker out and laughed at her. she was 14 so it wasnt too bad.
2 years ago
Do you like gladiator movies?
2 years ago
Southwest sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
2 years ago
This is funny as hell - would help break up the monotony of those announcements and might help nervous passengers...not nervous homophobic ones tho...
2 years ago
faggot.

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