how often am i supposed to masturbate before i am normal? i tend to do it about three times a day. once before i go to work, once at work, and once when i go to bed.
I was a life guard at mt snow's outdoor pool one year, in the filter room was a phone on the wall, if you moved the phone left or right you had a peep hole into the girl's dressing room, now that was the best job I ever had, and just by chance my monkey was BAD all that summer.
We used to have a local drive-in theatre that was XXX, they would have "wet t-shirt" contests at intermission. the hot little "ladies" would compete (the shirts didn't stay on long, nor did the panties) for $200. One night a bunch of us early 20 somethings, decided to go watch the contest when one of the young ladies fell over, out cold. Suddenly one of the MCs called out "is there a paramedic or doctor out there...we need help! At the time I was just that (paramedic) I ran up there and found her with no pulse, pupils fixed and dilated, dead as a door nail! Turned out she had OD'd on cocaine and the cold shock of the water stopped her heart! I never went back there.
Deb, yes this crazy ass shit happens to me ALL THE TIME!
Mimic, the details....hot blond early twenties, ass to die for, a rack to kill for, nipples were still hard, I tried chest compressions at first so I got quite the view, but the hell with that you sick fucks LOL she freaking DIED!
Not into cold Ethyl there qlanet, but maybe you like these lyrics.....
One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
We met last night making love under the refrigerator light
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
One thing
No lie
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie
She's cool in bed
Well she oughta be 'cuz Ethyl's dead
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come on Cold Ethyl
Freeze me babe
One thing - it's true
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
And everything is my way
Ethyl don't have much to say
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
Come here Cold Ethyl
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
Cold Ethyl
Cold Cold Ethyl
If I live 'til ninety-seven
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
'cuz you're cool
You're on ice
Cold Ethyl
You're my paradise
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