The next step will be on June 9th when towards the end of the keynote at the opening of Apples world wide developers conference Steve Jobs will say "Just one more thing...".
They are called "iFags". See, you trade in your soul and in return the sell you back their version of "iPersonality". There are all kinds of "iAddons" you can purchase, but they never quite replace the soul you once had.
one day, sven is sitting on his back porch. all of a sudden *HURK!* a high-powered bullet hits him in the neck. he crumples to the floor, the blood forming a crimson pool around his dead body. infinity smiles, then blows the smoke of his sniper rifle from his perch 500 yards away. he then quickly feild strips the peice and stows it in it's protective case, and walks away, job well done....
Why do you insist on trying to piss me off? The only thing worse than little fuckwits who come on here just trying to piss everyone off (may I remind you of your first posts), is little fuckwits who steal jokes. That one really pisses me off!
And, you also forgot that I'm married to a former Russian KGB agent. She noticed a rustling in the bushes. She went to investigate. She saw someone with a sniper rifle. Dispatched him immediately.
hey sven! if you recall, throbshick hates canuck. and if youd also recall, i offered a truce. then you called me a fuckwit. see ho much better things would be if you had just been nice and forgotten the fact that when i joined i was slammed enough to act like a retard?
hey canuck, i don't get it. first he acuses me of being you, then the shithead decides to lable me as an alias of throbshit's. im freinds with you (or at least think i am, s' up to u to verify that one), and throbshit hates you. and i hate thobshit cuz hes a fucktard. also you hate throbshit cuz he makes fun of you. i think sven has a very large brain tumor.
you see, you started it; but im finishing it. i won't stop until you accept my truce, accept my apololgy, stop saying im soneone's alias, and perhaps even apologize yourself.
It's a conspiracy theory. You are Throbby, you are Canuck, you are Riza, you are FTB, you are Arse, you are Sven. You are just doing this to overtake the world of Glumbert. Township is just a blind. Just like WTC 7, Flight 93, and that plane that 'never hit the White House.'
Yes it was. You came on like all the other 14 year olds. You had nothing nice to say. All of your beginning comments are now dust in the wind because all you could do was slam, lambaste, and were just generally mean.
Would have been a nice vid if they didn't end with the iPhone. There were phones that had far more features than the iPhone, long before the conception of it.
i really don't have an alias. honestly. why would i bother? i log on, watch the vids, wind up canuck with a couple of well chosen barbs and log off again. that is my m.o.
an alias would be too much work. you may spend your life obsessing over thi site canuck, but i don't.
You really are way off on this one canuck. Your paranoid, obsessive ways are becoming very tiresome.
I guess my recent chat with manolo about the champions league hooligans was really me talking to myself but I was attempting to throw you all off the scent?!?!?!? Give me a fuckin break.
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