The Evolution Of Cell Phones!

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FIRST!
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Brain Dead
relish the moment (call a friend).
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The next step will be on June 9th when towards the end of the keynote at the opening of Apples world wide developers conference Steve Jobs will say "Just one more thing...".
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who buys apple? , except those with more money than sense.
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They are called "iFags". See, you trade in your soul and in return the sell you back their version of "iPersonality". There are all kinds of "iAddons" you can purchase, but they never quite replace the soul you once had.
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Thanks to the morons for identifying themself.
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I take it my bag phone is a little out of date.
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By the time you figure out all the features and how to use them they're outdated.
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one day, sven is sitting on his back porch. all of a sudden *HURK!* a high-powered bullet hits him in the neck. he crumples to the floor, the blood forming a crimson pool around his dead body. infinity smiles, then blows the smoke of his sniper rifle from his perch 500 yards away. he then quickly feild strips the peice and stows it in it's protective case, and walks away, job well done....
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"HURK!" ??

How about *SHLPFOOOF* ??
what no take skull too?
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when you out doing that I lick you mom and make you a new brother. she smell like cat pee.
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Your right turd she does smell cat pee....but I like that :)
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Why do you insist on trying to piss me off? The only thing worse than little fuckwits who come on here just trying to piss everyone off (may I remind you of your first posts), is little fuckwits who steal jokes. That one really pisses me off!
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I just remembered! We can't look back at your first posts. They were all hit as 'inapp'.
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Canucky is old, and about to be retired. He's more forgiving in his old age. But there are those of us who know who you are Throbby.
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And, you also forgot that I'm married to a former Russian KGB agent. She noticed a rustling in the bushes. She went to investigate. She saw someone with a sniper rifle. Dispatched him immediately.
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Welll...ahhhh.....ummm......errrrrr.....

Sven?

Let's use the term "old" in a VERY broad sense, okay?

(clearing throat here)
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Yeah, yeah. Just trying to make a point.
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Sixth!
not show my dried rhino horn phone---it first phone that can crush skulls too
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That is truly innovative, bigbad!
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I bet it is wireless too, there were no wires ever found that date back to the stone age, so there must have been wireless communication back then.
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wonderful posting, wonderful usernames, this place is doomed!
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Damn....and I missed it.

Which one of my posts did the stooge cut-and-paste?

I'll sue his cowardly ass for plagiarism.
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Useless!!! LOL :-)
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Well, here's a first. I actually have to zap my own comment because..........I REPLIED TO A F'N IMPOSTOR!
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Why is an imposter doing a copy and paste of something canuck wrote a few days ago????

I guess he liked it so much he wanted everyone to read it again. LMAO!!
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Nice long dumb thread...Loved every inch of it..LoL!
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Ahhh you already got him Bill... Good Job!!
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Anytime Spidey.
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sois todos capullos - ?me entendais?
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Que?
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Cocoons? No, I don't understand you.
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So....what's the difference when he's speaking english?
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i feel like i've just been savaged by a sheep.
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Sold electronics in the 80's. "The Brick", as we called it, sold for around $2500 Can. and airtime was $2.50 a minute. Man, times have changed.
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hey sven! if you recall, throbshick hates canuck. and if youd also recall, i offered a truce. then you called me a fuckwit. see ho much better things would be if you had just been nice and forgotten the fact that when i joined i was slammed enough to act like a retard?
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so now, sven, the only reason your getting flack from me is because youre too stupid to lose a grudge.
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hey canuck, i don't get it. first he acuses me of being you, then the shithead decides to lable me as an alias of throbshit's. im freinds with you (or at least think i am, s' up to u to verify that one), and throbshit hates you. and i hate thobshit cuz hes a fucktard. also you hate throbshit cuz he makes fun of you. i think sven has a very large brain tumor.
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he *it* has absolutely no sense of logic. or humor for that matter.
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you there canuck?
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you must be! u just posted five minutes ago!
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Probably on another thread.
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Nope.

I'm here.

(sighs)

And I'm so freakin' tired, I'm heading out.

You have my written guarantee that I'll address EVERYTHING you just wrote, tomorrow night.

By-the-by......have a great long weekend (it IS a holiday weekend for you guys down there, ain't it?---Memorial Day...right?).

Anyhoo.....T.T.F.N.

(last one out, shut the damn lights off)
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lights? now are we talkin' pixels or do you have an LED screen? lol
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well..hey bill howzabout stickin around soz i have some1 2 talk 2?
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"one day, sven is sitting on his back porch"

And I started it?
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actually, yes.
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you see, you started it; but im finishing it. i won't stop until you accept my truce, accept my apololgy, stop saying im soneone's alias, and perhaps even apologize yourself.
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It's a conspiracy theory. You are Throbby, you are Canuck, you are Riza, you are FTB, you are Arse, you are Sven. You are just doing this to overtake the world of Glumbert. Township is just a blind. Just like WTC 7, Flight 93, and that plane that 'never hit the White House.'
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and i see me calling you a shit-for-brains is starting to have substance outside of me being mad.
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Delicous. Sven, you ARE a shit-for-brains.
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Drivel! Now I suppose you're gonna try and tell me that Neil Armstrong wasn't on a sound stage in Southern California.
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no, but i am going to tell you that youre a shit-for-brains.
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sven, you should die.
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Marvelous rebuttal! Can you put some fact to it? Senator McCain!
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you sould be shot.
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you should be gutted.
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YOU SHOULD BURN.
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Oh! I'm sorry. I have the wrong Senator. Can you put some fact to it? Senator Craig!
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YES.. A BULLET IN THE HEAD..WOULD END ALL PAIN..ALL REALITY...I WILL SMILE AS I SQUEEZE THE TRIGGER, YOUR HEAD IN THE CROSSHAIRS...
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And now you're repeating yourself with caps lock on. Have you told your psychiatrist about this obsession?
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yes..i will put you out of your misery..
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You're going to stop posting?
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no, im going to shoot you.
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Why must you continue to try and prove your masculinity over the Internet? Must be an 'envy' thing.
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sven..you are a royal fucktard..just apologize already and ill stop. that simple. so easy, throbshit could probably do it.
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Some how, I think you have a lot more to apologize for than I do. Too bad all of your drivel has been flagged inapp.
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no. i would hav been fine had you not gotten mad over th simple problem of me joining, which really wasn't a problem.
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Yes it was. You came on like all the other 14 year olds. You had nothing nice to say. All of your beginning comments are now dust in the wind because all you could do was slam, lambaste, and were just generally mean.

Hey! Is that a wolf in sheep's clothing?
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And then you started to steal jokes. That is simply unforgiveable.
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oh, fuck you. just say sorry and its over. thaz all u gotta do.
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Would have been a nice vid if they didn't end with the iPhone. There were phones that had far more features than the iPhone, long before the conception of it.
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sven and infinity are fucking morons.
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I think you guys need to sit back and relax to a soothing tune:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VZaKA8AkcI&feature=related
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Fucking hell!
Glumbert has gone down the pan.
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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
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Notice how everytime he gets nowhere with THIS "alias"......he switches to the other one?

ROTFLMFAOOOO!!!
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i really don't have an alias. honestly. why would i bother? i log on, watch the vids, wind up canuck with a couple of well chosen barbs and log off again. that is my m.o.

an alias would be too much work. you may spend your life obsessing over thi site canuck, but i don't.

you're paranoid.
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SEE??

What I'd tell you guys!!!

LMFAO!

He even logs on at the same time....every morning......with either name!

ROTFLMFAOOOO!!

Fuckin' stooge....LOLOLOL!!!
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yep - paranoid.

why don't you believe me strange seal clubbing person?
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You really are way off on this one canuck. Your paranoid, obsessive ways are becoming very tiresome.

I guess my recent chat with manolo about the champions league hooligans was really me talking to myself but I was attempting to throw you all off the scent?!?!?!? Give me a fuckin break.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!
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why would canuck club seals?

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