The Perfect Man

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First:chica
2 years ago
FIRST
3 months ago
2 years ago
Not asking for much....
2 years ago
Clark Kent will be flying right over to hook up with ya, provided he meets the ALL of the requirements.
2 years ago
Hey Pod, yer NOT dead. Greetings.
2 years ago
Hey Bill. Yep still around, but also still working on my house, so not much time here. I also have so many things that I should be doing that I feel guilty wasting time here now.
2 years ago
And he has to like cuddly toys and the colour purple.

(or 'color purple' for you colonials)
2 years ago
...actually, we CAN translate from the native Canadian [oops, Canadien, or "canuck" - no offense there - and, well, also from the inbred English spoken in various places in the north country. But thanks for the favor ("favour", northside)].
2 years ago
None taken.
2 years ago
Dude, why the gratuitous reference to 'inbred'. Come on dude, it was clearly written with "humour" (hehehehe)
2 years ago
manolo...mine was too. Not gratuitous. Well, yes it was, like most humor (humour?). But, no offense intended.
2 years ago
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
2 years ago
A guy that doesn't talk about sex.......

Hmmmmm......
2 years ago
If I were all of that, I would SOOOOO be after this chick
2 years ago
L O L !
2 years ago
Lol hes everything shes not!
2 years ago
I'm not too sure she is looking for a male....she's ruled out most of their characteristics.

Perhaps she is like Clark Kent...if she takes off her sweater, maybe she's Linda Evans (hell, I forget who used to play WonderWoman...was it Linda Evans ?...anyway, point made, poorly). And....let's think over whether we really want her to take off her sweater...how desperate are us males ?

Perhaps I shouldn't ask.

Riza? FTB? Comments ?
2 years ago
Linda Carter.
2 years ago
right
2 years ago
Lynda Carter with a y
2 years ago
Hi chaz! Wish I had something profound to say! I'm just wondering if she is "all there", doesn't really seem to have a strong grip on reality. I mean, we can all wish for our perfect guy, but it would be helpful if she dreamed within her means. She might certainly be able to get a "nice" and "kind" guy, but all the other characteristics she so longs for might be out of her reach. Is that mean of me? I guess it's just my first reaction to the way she expresses herself. Which is, not very well.
2 years ago
This is a woman? I thought it was a 12 year old!
2 years ago
I'm in like Flynn.
2 years ago
wtf?!?!?!?!
2 years ago
saw this on youtube. should check out some of the replies, shits amazing.

lots of girls responding for lulz
2 years ago
Wow, I didn't know FAT FUCKING WALRUSES made date profile videos!
1 year ago
dont insult the walruses you dick
2 years ago
Whew that last bit lets me and my fellow Atheist off the hook :)
2 years ago
it's like she knows me
2 years ago
is she out of her f..king mind ....you best hook up with the first extremely drunk dude you can find..
2 years ago
L M F A O!
2 years ago
No to gingers?! She's going to miss out on all of the fire crotch action.

Ugly Betty, we're not shallow are we?!

Maybe that's why you're still living with your parents...
2 years ago
DOUCHE,! YOU,YOU... DOUCHE!

Why the hell did you have to go and break up with you sister/girlfrind without trying to bring her standards down also!!!??

I was hoping for maybe a rebound date...
But look at her now!! She's way to good for me, stuck up and all!

I guess after you treating her so nice no man is good enough for her now!?
She expects so much...How in the hell am I supposed to even perform my so called manly duties!! HUH?

You really fraked it up for the rest of us here!

Thanks Douche...Thanks a lot! Ahh.. er..You wouldn't happen to have her new number now would you?
2 years ago
On the contrary she raised her standards because of me!

I was the unperfect man for her. What I thought was funny, she didn't quite get the humor. Like this one time, I made her lay on her belly, clap her hands and make a howling sound, while I threw sardines at her mouth. My friends thought it was awesome. She cried a little! Another time she didn't see the humor when I gave the rusty trombone to a hot cheerleader type and without cleaning up, went to her place and made her give me fellatio.

There were a few traits I met: I am hot, thin, work-out with a bit of muscle. Hell, I never lied to her I did what I wanted, told her what I did, and she had to accept it! I thought I was funny. Oh well, I got bored of her. Just couldn't get into all those Hello Kitty dolls.

The secret to getting her heart: treat her like crap.

Yeah, her number is 555-967-5309.
2 years ago
Ummmmmmmmm, was I the only one that thought "Down Syndrome" when I saw this?
2 years ago
I had that same thought, maybe higher end downs. Or borderline normal, somewhat like the Forrest Gump character. Able to function, but not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2 years ago
ya ... she can afford to be picky ... ouch ... she's H O T T ... hot !!! too bad she's not into sex though !
A lovely young girl with Downs Syndrome
Was conned into making a vid.
Now she's on youtube and Glumbert
Watched by Mako and Douchebag and Skid.
Whoever allowed this to happen
Should look at themselves in this light.
Would you like it to happen to you,
You unspeakable bags of dog shite?
2 years ago
LOL!!! Like someone with the name Clevelandmudslide has any sort of sympathy for anyone.

Why are you offended? Molest your little sister with Down's when you were growing up, and now you feel bad?
2 years ago
Will some guy please just *uck her so she'll remove all those cuddly toys and replace them with adult ones!
2 years ago
chica is a low life fucken loser
2 years ago
As you all know, my face looks like an arse following a botched operation.
However, this does not preclude me from making a comment or two on this video. It is perfectly obvious, as already pointed out by a couple of people on this thread, that this girl has Downs Syndrome. Her physical appearance and open-faced approach are primary symptoms. I agree with the otherwise appalling clevelandmudslide that the posting of this video amounts to a form of abuse.
It's like - "Anyone wanna fuck a Mongol?!"
2 years ago
Where, where???!!!!!


Awww, damn you had me there for a second!
2 years ago
I DO!!!

Get it up you while you're young!!
2 years ago
You hate on me because you want to BE ME! STOP OFF BITCH!
2 years ago
Even if she had a form of mental retardation, it is not a severe case by any means. She knows exactly what shes doing. She is probably the 40 year old female virgin.
2 years ago
douche, I believe you're right about that!
2 years ago
Are you an expert in retardation douchebag? A serious question.
2 years ago
Yeah. I am probably typing to one right now!

BOO-YAH! That ones gonna leave a mark.


Seriously, I have limited exposure to people with disabilities and in some cases mental retardation. Am I an expert? No. Do I have more exposure than most people? Probably.
2 years ago
This is an innocent video posted by an obviously inexperienced girl. She has a dream of something she has never had before, and she places it very high on a pedestal.

It is inappropriate and inaccurate to comment upon her state of retardation, unless you have observational data of the subjects facial expression on the bus to Chucky Cheese.
2 years ago
I do. I watched her bang her head on the window and screaming in tongues. We had to put a Jofa hockey helmet on her. The problem was that Randal kept putting his tool's helmet on her forehead.
2 years ago
I am that Guy! I Can be your perfect Lover!!! oh shit wait i have red hair, dam...
2 years ago
I love red hair, wish I could be a red head. Unfortunately, the one time I tried it, brassy orange. Never went that route again. Better as a blonde.
2 years ago
Poor girl - I don't know one guy who has half of those characteristics!
2 years ago
she's doomed to be alone
2 years ago
Look at the big picture. This is so sad because she has impossible expectations and will be alone. The sadder part is that many "normal" woman have the same expectations. The saddest part are the guys reading this that have looked at beautiful women, way out of their league and thought "I can get that"
2 years ago
Biowolly - you make a good point.
It puts me in mind of an experience I had when I returned to the UK from the Far East some years ago. I rented a modest bedsit in Islington and for a while I was quite content just to go to work, have a pint or two with colleagues and go to the odd football match.
But I felt there was something lacking in my life, and decided to advertise in the lonely hearts column of the local newspaper.
I thought I was being reasonably honest - GSOH, solvent, likes walks, music, dining out and nights in - the usual stuff. I admit I added a couple of inches to my true height, bu that was the only slight exaggeration.
Imagine my delight when the first date I had was with a very, very attractive girl who seemed to like me and was great fun. We went to a movie, and afterwards to a small restaurant for an excellent Italian meal. The evening was all I had hoped for, and when I sugested we go back to my place for coffee, she even offered to pay for the cab.
Well, one thing led toanother, and she stayed the night - and what a night it was. We seemed to be soulmates, mentally and physically, and I was on clud nine.
Unfortunately, when I woke in the morning I found she had stolen my wallet and defecated in my bath.
2 years ago
Such a sad story hairy. I was hoping she crapped on your pillow or something. That would have been more funny.
2 years ago
She did you a favor Hairypie,
Imagine you fell in love, married and had kids with her and then she shows her true nature. You got off easy with some lost cash and a shitty tub. How many guys out there wished they had early warning. Also she could have shat in your wallet and stole your tub instead! Every situation has an upside.
2 years ago
Hook her up with Clevelandmudslide - now dat's some shit dat'll mix dude!
2 years ago
hairypie, have I found adolf? I am on a mission. The creative writings I see under your name bear a striking resemblance to adolf's unmistakable trademark of originality and talent. Have I struck gold? Love your stories, either way.
1 year ago
FTB - I reckon you're right. Adolf mit eine disguise
1 year ago
I'd be her perfect guy, I'd come home drunk and kick her face in every night, then leave and sleep with my ex.
They seek him here, they seek him there,
They seek that Adolf everywhere;
The old dictator's still around
He's simply gone far underground.

But do we really want him back?
With Pedro, Conchi and his pack
Of rogue and raging armadilloes
Crapping freely on his pillows?

I know - why don't we take a vote
To resurrect the Nazi goat;
Or let him languish on his farm
Where he can do nobody harm?

Old Arseface claims that he is Vanker,
But is that true, or just a flanker?
1 year ago
my perfect girl is not short, overweight, she doesn't wear glasses, she doesn't have braces, she doesn't NOT want to talk about sex, but wants a sexy guy. my perfect girl knows what league she is in and stays in her league, like for example a girl who is a 4 doesn't want a guy who is a 9. That kind of girl is a retard. Sorry but I tried to be honest.
1 year ago
she must be still living home with mom because her room hasn't changed since she went to first grade. poor girl, I want to say leave her alone, but then a voice yells out to me NO.. That bitch is discriminatory and she wants a boyfriend with all the physical attributes that she don't have... yo girl u want skinny sexy guy, well get ur ass skinny and sexy that shit is hard work and hard work gets u nice things... lazy like you gets u a guy with dow syndrome and a mullet. with a bald spot. later delusional girl. D E L U S I O N A L- I know the perfect guy, actually for this girl.... he's Grendel from Beowulf! PERFECT!! I hear the I DO's and he's nice and skinny and NOT a red head!! good luck together.
1 year ago
Opposites attract !
1 year ago
or..............everything I always wanted te be, but never had the guts to become.
1 year ago
you are a moron, uruburu.
1 year ago
Damn, I'm black, so I guess I don't stand a chance....


Cuz I would tap that.
1 year ago
Ram it up her!!
1 year ago
LOL give the girl a break , said he had to be cute a million gabillion times i wouldnt let her suck my cack with them metals in her mouth ouchiesz
1 year ago
She should have just said "he can be anything but black"
1 year ago
I say Good For Her. She has standards and hopefully she is sticking to them. Not many girls have any morals or standards anymore.
1 year ago
i am the perfect man. huge shlong, job.
1 year ago
camuck, weren't you watching the video. She didn't want anyone that was stupid. I am sorry. I feel so bad for you. Maybe someday you'll find the perfect man for yourself. Who knows maybe she'll like Adolf! Do you zhink zo?!!
1 year ago
"He has to be skinny" so she doesn't have to. Only in America are revolting women given these distorted views of self image. Reality says if you are a fugly, fat, demanding broad, you are not getting much.

Too bad, Oprah lied bitches.
1 year ago
ill be your perfect man, i may not be very skinny but Ive got a big dong. want a go? call 404 9334619
1 year ago
is she 13 or 31?? i cant tell!
3 months ago

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