I Masterbate To Sarah Palin

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First:chaz
9 months ago
Something.
9 months ago
nothing?
9 months ago
Everything!
9 months ago
something useless
9 months ago
That was in response to the instruction below the empty comment box.
9 months ago
It needn't any explanation Chaz. Three and out with the Angels tho will....LOLOLOL!!
9 months ago
Actually, this is not a video I would have hoped to be a first poster person, but I posted before listening....as I guess most all the first posters do.

Looks like Sarah has at least one segment of the voting population pretty much in hand.
9 months ago
LOL good one Chaz! (Miter says as he chokes his chicken...sandwich down for lunch)
9 months ago
Nice.
9 months ago
very thoughtful
9 months ago
Chaz....what do you have against Caribou Barbie?
9 months ago
Get a grip man.
9 months ago
I couldn't get it up!
9 months ago
I couldn't keep it down. My lunch that is!
9 months ago
i couldn't keep it down
9 months ago
I could'nt keep it
9 months ago
I couldn't.
9 months ago
She's helping the nation help it's self
9 months ago
It's all about hand job creation!
9 months ago
Palin gets her witches and demons removed by a witch doctor: http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2008/sep/25/video-palin-once-blessed-be-free-witchcraft/

Its a shame he did not cast out ignorance, but if he had the whole building would have exploded.
9 months ago
Nah. We'd all be in space, and our polluted world would be in halves.
Hate to see what'd happen if they did that to Bush...
9 months ago
ratbastard masterbates to the monkey video
9 months ago
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9 months ago
You disappoint me, ratbastard. Your comments show little imagination. Sit back relax (pretend you are no longer in grade seven) and then come back with something original. If you don't then I'm afraid I can no longer respond to your retorts. talktoyoulater
9 months ago
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soundsniceHAHARB
9 months ago
Certainly no one has ever masterbated to Hillary, not even Bill. Well maybe Janet Reno...
9 months ago
I have to Hillary, but only to older footage.
9 months ago
I'm so sorry to hear that. Perhaps you need therapy?
9 months ago
This is about good ol' moose-huntin' Sarah is good for, I guess.

And even THAT is stretching it.

DOH!
9 months ago
'all'?
9 months ago
=D
9 months ago
Hell, I masturbated to Sarah Palin!
9 months ago
I'm doing Matt Damon
9 months ago
i find it fascinating that we could very well have a president of th u.s. that believes the earth is 10,000 years old and dinosaurs coexisted (peacefully) with man...
see:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/28/palin-claimed-dinosaurs-a_n_130012.html
9 months ago
"As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities. " - Voltaire
9 months ago
The First Earl of Blogshire flogged his bishop
whilst astride the family Apatosaurus!
9 months ago
Go ABSTINENCE!!!!
9 months ago
Yeah right.
9 months ago
abstinence??? oh fuck ... I'm wasting my time with Sink ;)
9 months ago
Lumpy says "Maybe her daughter's boyfriend should have masterbated to Sarah Palin."
9 months ago
Glumbert spelled it wrong. It's masturbate. Damn, yall.
9 months ago
Fox News sees McCain voters everywhere: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s30vqJEM1do

"Fair and balanced"
9 months ago
Actually, it's "masturbate".
Drivel.
9 months ago
LOL arse, I didn't even catch that one.. (Still busy laughing over 'bejiing')
9 months ago
and i spelled it masterbait ,oh well you know. Oxy did you use a battery operated devise or o natural? Where you in the water or on your surf board?
9 months ago
Gymyg is the only true master baiter around these parts.
9 months ago
thanks Web, I try;
9 months ago
All the media scrutiny has been on Palin, not Biden, giving away their true liberal bias. I'm waiting for Biden to put his foot in his mouth tonight repeatedly.
9 months ago
Lemme get this straight:

This woman is running for Vice-President of THE United States, and would be only a 72-year-old heartbeat away from actually becoming President, and has show again and again how stupid, ignorant, clueless and out-of-touch she is.......and when the media scrutinize her....you think it's it's "liberal bias"????

When are you gonna wake the fuck up, and start actually giving a shit about your country and who might run it?

Or has that little bubble you live in blinded you to pretty well everything?
9 months ago
Stupid, ignorant, clueless, and out-of-touch is your opinion of her, and one I might share of you.

Biden gets absolutely no scrutiny by the media, (nor does Obama) yet Biden is known for stupidly putting his foot in his mouth. There is a clear and obvious bias in the media to support the Obamasiah. Ask yourself, who are most journalists voting for? The media has lost its objectivity. The debate tonight will allow American citizens to formulate their own opinions.

And don't tell me I don't give a shit about my country Canadian. I fought for it.
9 months ago
helldiver is a died in the wool republican, no use to debate with him as he will just repeat the party line and the party approved version of history.

Interestingly I read a poll result today that 85% of the US citizens think Palin unfit to run the country. So for once I am with the majority of the US citizens.
9 months ago
Fought for it, huh?

Then I commend you for that (sincerely). But that's about the ONLY thing I'll give you a SMIDGEON of respect for. The rest is ballgame over.

This, then, begs the question even MORE:

If you fought for it, as you say.......then why are you willing to turn it over to Retard #1 and Retard #2? Don't you want to make sure that what you "fought for" is in competent hands? And STAYS that way? Or are you one of these fucking dolt-redneck-evangelicals who put Georgie-Boy in there, to begin with?

And if it makes a bigoted sonofabitch like YOU happy to even THINK that I'm anywhere CLOSE to being as stupid, clueless and out-of-touch like this dumb, brain-dead, witchcraft-believing harlot, from a state no one gives a rats-ass about....then knock yourself out. Have at it.

And although this "Canadian" never saw action, I STILL wore this nations uniform in my younger years. So you'd best be advised to measure how you use that term, and use it with some goddamn respect in your tone, you fuckin' bigot.

"Fighting for it" (in YOUR case) is clearly NOT the same as "giving a shit about it", because if you DID "give a shit about it", you wouldn't be in such a blind fucking rush to give the whole goddamn circus away, to a couple of simpletons.

Fuck, you really pissed me off.

REALLY pissed me off.
9 months ago
Feel free to share that poll bug, and its source. I don't follow Republicans lock-step, I've decided I would not pay for this fucking corporate bail-out. I just have values more in step with Republicans than Democrats. I don't believe the government is the answer to all problems, its usually the friggin cause. I believe in smaller government, smaller taxes, a balanced budget, strong military, fighting this war on extremists, basically government should leave us the fuck alone.
9 months ago
Definately not an evangelical, as I've already made abundantly clear in other posts. I don't support bigger government. I don't support nationalized health care. I don't support ever greater government dependency. I don't believe in global warming by man. I do support finishing this war. Democrats just fuck things up. Now I agree Obama is a smart guy, but he would fight for exactly the opposite of what I want.

McCain was not my first pick for Republican candidate by a long shot. I respect him, but he wasn't my chosen leader, except maybe in the war. I'm chosing the lesser of two evils. Palin is a smart, able lady, and she can learn on the job.

The American government is growing bigger and more expensive every day, yet its a fucking mess, and can't even balance a budget. Why would we place more responsibility in an organization that has demonstrated such incompetence? The American leadership is driving this country into the ground, the Democrats only slightly faster.

And where do you get me being bigoted? I've never expressed that. Or are you just making general redneck assumptions about me again, because I happen to vote Republican? Are you seriously implying I'm bigoted against Canadians? Is that possible? Give me a fucking break. I'm from Minnesota eh, I know how to play hockey and drink beer. Oops, was "eh" a racial slur?

I don't know where you get off thinking Obama and Biden are just so damn intellectually superior to McCain and Palin. I'd have to say you are a bigot, against Republicans. You are so rapped up in your superiority and Republican stereotypes, that you automatically look down on them at stupid, inferior humans. Who's the true bigot bitch?

And if I've pissed you off, I'm real sorry about that. Its not my fault that I'm smarter than you, and make better arguements than you.
9 months ago
Hm, arguments need to be based on facts and you have a lot of your "facts" in an interesting contrast to reality.

Balanced budget: That was what Clinton had, not a Republican as far as I remember. Bush immediately turned that around, not exactly a Democrat.

A Republican is currently in charge, so I assume the USA have no problems?

Global warming is not a religion, there is nothing to believe in. Though going through the details may take a while and understanding them is yet another issue. This is similar to that funny "evolution" thing the creationists have such a problem with, only the evidence is thinner (yet). Current status on the affair is: Very likely man made global warming is happening right now. Not 100% sure (you only get 100% answers in chruch and the answers you get there are fucking useless) but I don't want to sit on the same planet with a bunch of idiots who tell me "Huh, you know man, I dunna think this glubul wahrmin is right, lets gunna try this so we find out foo sure".
9 months ago
I did say I would make exception in time of war, which we are clearly in. But I'm not Bush's biggest fan.

Global warming and environmentalism is a form of religion for some, in that they are extreme fanatics about it. Without any good science, you do have to believe both global warming is happening, (which keeps getting offset by occasional voices saying we're actually in global cooling) and you have to believe man helped cause it, and you have to believe its all bad, (surely longer growing seasons wouldn't help any starving people) and you have to believe its still reversable if only we tried hard enough, and you have to believe we even have the technology to reverse it. That a whole bunch of beliefs, that I dropped out on a long time ago.

This Earth has been warmer in the past, it will be warmer in the future. If we accelerate that, our bad.

Evolution and creationism have nothing to do with it, unless you're implying only bible-thumping creationists are against global warming. And that just ain't the case, because I am no fucking creationist. (not that there's anything wrong with that!) I'm an engineer, and I'm here to tell you the global warming science is cherry-picked biased garbage, created by scientists seeking government grants. They only get those grants if they keep coming up with more "evidence" to support global warming. Plus its all very politically driven by the left. If you lefties can't believe in God, then you need something else to believe in.
9 months ago
Helldiver, even if global warming cannot be reversed by man, why not search for better ways of producing and consuming less toxic fuels? As an engineer this should be one of your basic driving forces: making things better.

Here's my opinion about US leaders: They are so short sighted and selfish that they spend more efforts on creating weapons to fight over oil than on searching a substitute for it.
And even the brightest president will not be able to change it, because the the rich will not let him.
9 months ago
Helldiver, first of all there are a lot of things wrong with creationists.

It is very interesting that the highest concentration of people who ignore the evidence for global warming is found in the USA, same country that has the highest concentration of creationists. I guess you guys must have some widespread cognition problems.

Being in error about a human caused global warming not happening would be quite a bummer, or what do you think? And it is not just about getting a higher average temperature, we will also end up with smaller land masses since the ocean levels are rising. Also weather systems will change in unpredictable ways. Maybe your middle west will end up a desert, how would you like this?

You non-existent god has nothing to do with that, it is just simple physics on a very large and complex system that is impossible to measure with a sufficient resolution to become predictable.

So you are an engineer? Since that is just a job description in the USA and not an academic degree, have you ever been exposed to higher classes of science?
9 months ago
I always gotta laugh when someone has to go out of their way to say "I'm smarter than you are". In my experiences, when one uses that phrase in a non-humourous manner and are serious about it...then it shows the complete opposite.

I watched the Palin-Biden debate last night, and it looks like her three solid days of being coached and rehearsed paid off: she she didn't have a single blank look or stammer. She gave smooth, streaming answers. BUT....neglected to give any substance whatsoever. Nada. Zip. Zilch. However, she DID say ONE interesting thing:

"Yeah, so I do agree with Dick Cheney that we have a lot of flexibility in there, and we'll do what we have to do to administer very appropriately the plans that are needed for this nation."

That was Palins quote, in answering a question at to whether she agreed with Cheney that the office of vice-president is its own enitity with its own powers within the government.

This whore is actually WORSE than Cheney, not because she agrees with him, but because she is a religious zealot (whereas Cheney at least wasn't) who had NOOOOO problem taking this shit ten steps further.

Luckily, Biden was there, and said in a polite way, "Ummm, no; Article I of the Constitution is QUITE clear on the position of what the VP is and the duties therein, and there is NO room for "flexibility" there."

And THIS is the bitch who you want in the White House?

And as for me being "bigoted" against the "Republican" Party, that's a goddamn hoot. They ran the show for the last eight years, and made a fucking mess. And when I point that out....I'm "bigoted"? OKay, superfly...whatever you say.

As I'VE already said.......stop waving the flag and wearing your lapel pin for just a couple of minutes.....and wake the fuck up.

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9 months ago
Also, I caught this:

Check out her CLUELESS rant about nuclear weapons. Palin starts off on one of her %u201CUS Americans %u2014 such as%u201D answers about how America uses "nukuler" weapons safely, yadda, yadda, yadda. Here%u2019s the money line:

%u201D Uh, NUKULER weaponry, of course, would be the be-all, end-all of just too many people and too many parts of our planet so those dangerous regimes again cannot be allowed to acquire NUKULER weapons, period.%u201D

Notice how once she realizes she%u2019s not making any sense and talks herself into a corner, she changes the subject. She is the most unqualified, unfit candidate to run for Vice President in modern U.S. history.

Twat.
9 months ago
Bug, I just said I'm not religious, so it kinda stands to reason I'm not a fucking creationist. The world is maybe 4 billion years old, which used to sound like a big number until all this bailout talk started. Then you go off linking global warming denial, creationism, ignorance, and the US all together, well maybe in your European leftist mind. There is no correlation among these with reasonable people. You can do one without the other. You're creating a stereotype is all you're doing, and trying to project it onto me, because I'm your new rightwing nutjob strawman.

I am a degreed electrical engineer, I know science. You said it yourself, "it is just simple physics on a very large and complex system that is impossible to measure with a sufficient resolution to become predictable."

That means in scientific talk that we don't know shit about global climate change. But if we follow Goerring's lesson, and repeat an outrageous lie often enough, people will believe it. All the proponents of global warming are suckling off the government's tit, and if they had nothing to warn us about, they wouldn't have continued funding. They are too biased to report the truth, even if they could clearly see it.

Now I do agree we should develop clean energy sources, more to wean us from dependence on foreign oil, but I'm not willing to drain our economy selling carbon credits to friggin third world nations. What a friggin scam that is.
9 months ago
"But if we follow Goerring's lesson, and repeat an outrageous lie often enough, people will believe it."

Bingo.

And what exactly do you think your fucking Republican Party has been doing for the last eight years?

DUUUHHH!!!
9 months ago
Canuck, have you calmed down yet? Take a Zoloft before you read on.

Nice projection of all your fears onto Gov. Palin. So she's a religious zealot, AND a whore? Funny, those two don't usually go together very well. "Everyone, please stay after mass for the church orgy." Hell, I might join a church like that, well not the Roman Catholic homo version.

Yes you are a bigot. As soon as you identify someone as a Republican, you automatically assosciate your redneck, ignorant, fascist stereotype. Just as I identify left wing radicals as tree-hugging, passivist, homo hippies. But I don't discriminate against all Democrats, just the left-wing ones. So you can see how I'm much more tolerant than you. Which is a good thing, because everyone knows that all Republicans carry guns, know how to shoot straight, and actually revel in killing things. Our God actually commands us to do so!

Oh, and Palin is a bitch and a twat as well? Based on what exactly? Oh, she's running for office on the dark side's team. Yes, you are then fully justified in leveling such accusations against her. Grow up, you sound like a ranting child throwing a tantrum.
9 months ago
I thought both Biden and Palin did pretty well last night.

Biden didn't stick his foot in his mouth, and Palin kept her secret that God has commanded her to nuke the Muslims. The fact that all Canuck can beat her up on is one slow-start to one question confirms it.

And I did consider masterbating to Sarah Palin, but not at all to Joe Biden, so I think she clearly won that master debate.
9 months ago
"And what exactly do you think your fucking Republican Party has been doing for the last eight years?"

Gee, I never thought of it like that before... You've made everything so clear... Its all about the fact that... you're a dumbass.
9 months ago
Stick-and-stones, Jethro.

Sticks-and-stones.

Just don't lemme catch you and your right-wing hacks crying the blues around here, come Nov. 4th.

Sen. McSame and his clueless bitch-WHORE, are gonna go down.

Live with it.
9 months ago
You sound more like you're officiating a wrestling match, than discussing the election of the US president. Was "bitch-whore-twat" too much of a stretch for you? And what is it about being married and having kids that makes her a whore? If that is the only qualification, then isn't your mother a bitch-whore? You really do sound like a child. Aren't you a grown man, capable of arguing with clear reasoning?

And that's right, we need to wait for Nov. 4th to rant. Because everyone knows Republicans vote on Nov. 2nd, Democrats vote on Nov. 3rd!
9 months ago
She can read a teleprompter and recall memorized taking points just fine. But when she%u2019s actually challenged to think on her feet (like in the Couric and Gibson interviews), she falters about as badly as a politican could falter.

That clear enough for ya?
9 months ago
Ok you're right, she's a bitch-whore after all.

Biden makes just as many gaffs if you let him talk long enough.
9 months ago
Cut-and-paste one....just ONE....example, of Joe Biden sitting there, with a dazed, utter look of being lost, clueless and tongue-tied.......and I'll give ya this round.

If not......we'll consider this a checkmate.

Against you.

End of story.
9 months ago
helldiver, if you are such a good engineer I am sure you have:
a) Checked the available information
b) Considered the consequences of ignoring the option that human made global warming might be true.

All I am saying is: If you want to ignore indications (not proofs) that there is a human caused global warming happening and you want to try what happens when continuing to release large amounts of CO2 into the atmosphere FIND YOUR FUCKING OWN PLANET TO DO THAT!
9 months ago
On the day of Bidens announcement, he mused about Illinois Sen. Obama: %u201CI mean, you got the first mainstream African American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.%u201D

I never said Joe couldn't talk, he has no problem with that. His problem is not sticking his foot in his mouth. Speaking stupidly is much worse than not speaking at all. Check.

Bug, CO2 is not pollution. CO2 is a necessary incredient for life on this planet. The planet is a dynamic system. More CO2 produces more and healthier plant life, which then eliminates more CO2 to create more oxygen.
Furthermore, increased CO2 levels don't cause global warming, they are a result of it. CO2 levels have been much much higher in the past.

However, I did not know you had exclusive ownership rights to the planet?
9 months ago
So everything would be fine if we just had a 100% CO2 atmosphere.

Just the same thing as with UV radiation, more of it produces more plant life, right?

Do you have the exclusive ownership of the planet and can do any experiment with it you like?

Fine engineer you are. Hope you are not building anything people depend upon with their life or health. Dynamic systems tend to become unstable when forced. Forcing a system unsufficiently understood is plain stupid. Forcing a system on whch you depend ist even more stupid.
9 months ago
Did I say we needed 100% CO2 atmosphere or more UV? No I did not. Stop interpreting as you see fit. Did you learn that from Canuck?

I do not have exclusive ownership of the planet, but you didn't answer my question. Do you?

I do design things that peoples live depend on, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it. Dynamic systems tend to equalize themselves, provided you don't push them too far from their operating limits. The Earth has had much much higher levels of CO2 in the past, without destruction of life, and it can handle it again. The more CO2 there is, the more there is to soak up in vegetation and the ocean. I'm not saying we can't reduce pollution, but we don't all need to cry the sky is falling either.

But if global warming ever does get out of control, I know I can count on you to join me in a prayer to the flying spagetti monster, to make it all go away.
8 months ago
Why should I stop interpreting when you do not stop to spead bullshit?

Poor people who have to rely on your designs. I assume safety margins are for whimps?

The PH level of sea water does shift when the CO2 concentration rises. An effect that is already measurable.

Of course life on earth will not stop due to global warming, it will just get quite rough on homo sapiens. Species massively getting extinct can cause a break in food chains at which end we sit. Climatic shifts can turn farm land desert.

On how many planets did you test your theories to be sure there is no imminent danger?
8 months ago
I spread truth, you interpret bullshit.

Plenty of rich and poor living on my work. Safety margins are not for wimps, they are good design practice. Global warming is not good science.

Frozen tundra may become productive farm land. More people die of severe cold every year than extreme heat. There are more mosquitos per square inch in ANWR (in the summer) than in Africa. There are benefits to global warming which you will not consider.

The Earth has been warmer in the past, it has been colder in the past. These are natural cycles, and they will repeat. How many planets have you proved your man-made global warming theory on? Certainly not this one.
8 months ago
"not good science" is likely everything that does not support your views?

How do you know that now frozen land will turn farm land? How do you know current farm land will not dry up?

I just restate: It is pure idiocy to play with a system not sufficientlay understood if you depend on this system.

Rising CO2 level is a fact. It is also clear that the majority of that increase is caused by human action.
8 months ago
Bug, your arguing with circular reasoning. How do you know the midwest will become a desert? How do you know sea levels will actually rise (since its actually snowing more in Antartica these days).

Rising CO2 levels are a fact, but they aren't at all near past CO2 levels.

If you are so afraid of change, how can you be an Obama supporter?
8 months ago
You are just outright stupid.
8 months ago
There is a saying in German that translates into: When sitting in a glas house don't throw stones.

You are accusing others as being religious about global warming, but you are just totally ignorant, not only on this topic, but also on others. You are just running the standard conservative party line without any thinking.
8 months ago
You result to insults when your arguement loses direction. I am very informed on these topics, I just have a different opinion. Since you can't understand my viewpoint, you get upset, like a little schoolgirl.

And that saying "Don't throw stones if you live in a glass house", that's pretty much an American saying to. I think it applies appropriately to you as well.
8 months ago
I don't lose direction, I am just fed up with your reality distortion.
8 months ago
There is Sarah Palin Porn:
http://boingboing.net/2008/10/02/hustler-producing-sa.html
It is called "Nailin Paylin" and the movie theater I work at is trying to show it on election night, (because, we can, damn it!)

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