glumbert

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FIRST

only american TV can be this poor!
I do like 2 1/2 men

gay

SECOND

this is one of the worst videos on glumbert....
what has happened to you man???!!

I live in terror
The Law says "Kill the Retards".
Legume holds the gun

His shadow engulfs
His bulk is blocking the sun
He thumbs the hammer

I smile stupidly
Doctor Legume does not care
I'm too dumb to know

I piss in my pants
Not because I fear Legume
I'm just retarded

A flash of bright light
He shot me in the kneecap
Just to be a prick

I beg for my life
"Uh muh muh muh uh uh muh"
That's how retards talk

Legume laughs at me
I'm really bleeding a lot
That son of a bitch!

Legume aims at my head
But then turns and walks away
Why won't he kill me?

"You'll bleed to death soon"
The man who shot me chuckled
"Why waste a bullet?"

I deserve this fate
because I am retarded
I'm not a big loss

Things could be much worse
At least I'm not a negro
That would REALLY suck.

Everything goes black
I wake up in Hell because
God hates retards

Opposite day was funny in Calvin and Hobbes comic strips. These guys should be drawn and quartered.

Apparently the boss already had something against James since he greeted him with "Good evening", which 'translates' to "Bad morning"

And they had a mistake at the end... the boss kills himself because he says "you" = "me"; *however*, he shouted "I'm going to kill you!" which would actually mean "I'm *not* going to kill myself", thus, he shouldn't have killed himself, and he still could have killed James.

sid, sidd, cidd.

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ahgg.........can't post

OHHH HOW GAY IT"S OPPOSITE DAY...

your gay