glumbert

Is your family aware of this accomplishment? You should tell them. Hope your depression isn't hitting you too hard.

Im so happy for you, one would hope it would happen before your 13th birthday.

Fried or raw?

we are trying

gymyg loves the cockpuncher. he he

Well The Cockpuncher bit was pretty damn funny?!

you already are, maybe you call it spanking your monkey, pounding your Swarzt, etc,.

....slapping the salami, walloping the cod, bleeding the lizard, choking the chicken, tugging the turkey.

your turn.

choking the chicken? Tapping the keg?

...pulling the pud, wailing willy, pumping thighron, pounding peter, jerking johnson....and providing an answer to the thought provoking and seemingly unanswerable question: "what is the sound of one hand clapping?".

Who else wants to add to the lists?

Pulling the goalie ..

Lame...as is anything Seagal is in...or near. He needs no congratulations as he provides himself with all that is needed. He is the Rush Limbaugh of martial arts...just as mouthy and hubrisitic, but not as c urrent.