Gott in Himmel!
Zis looks suspiciously like Conchita und Pedro! Maybe I did manage to hit him ven I fired mein Luger at him as he vos shpiriting mein bride avay under cover of darkness.
Ze cheek of ze pair! Flaunting zere moves on Glumbert as soon as zey learned of mein return.
I think it looks a bit fake as well, but the crutch sure does help out. I believe that almost anything can be done, and in this case, it probably is the real thing.
I've had a shitty day, and you are seriously starting to get on my nerves weinerboy. What has contributed to your loss of IQ points? Is it wishing for others to die? Or is it purposely dogging after one person, time after time, like a hound after a tasty bone? Go find a bun and stuff yourself into it.
I agree with freetobe weinerdog your crap is giving me headaches... col. vanker is a thousand times more witty than you with your limited (nonexistant?) IQ could ever hope to be...
used, nice poem. Didn't know whether to laugh or cry! Or shit my pants. Or laugh til I shit my pants. One of those things! LOL! Is this part of the scorch and burn tactic? It's working. I liked it. Love a man with a sense of humor, a clever way with words, and a healthy constitution.
Later Baby
The sad thing is I gotta plenty more where that came from. Umm....wait, am I talking jokes or constitution? Uhh......hmmmm.....Yeah the scorch and burn tactic!
Hey FTB, you bring the wine, and I'll bring the diapers!
How about I just bring the wine, we forget about the diapers? You're probably a big boy, don't need 'em.
You can keep the jokes coming though. I'm always up to that.
So! You too haf succumbed to ze charms of Fraulein Freetobe. Zis is kvite understandable. From your description of yourself, I can see you are ein vorthy suitor, und ein old man like me may haf to, how do you say, play second flugelorn, in ein contest for her affections.
Ma ze best man vin!!
Guten Abend. In Argentina sings are varm und vonderful. Ze Southern sky is full of stars, ze aramadilloes are sleeping, und mein heart sings for ze love of Fraulein Freetobe! I am - how do you say? - like ein shpring lambkin in ze first flush of youth.
I haf not felt like zis since Eva sang ze Horst Wessel song to me as she peeled mein sausage in ze Munchen Hofbrauhaus in 1938! Ah, happy days.
Und you? Do you still "catch ze waves und rocket down ze pipe?"
adolf, I am completely floored. You have taken me by surprise here. I am loving it! Oh wait, I should play hard to get? I meant to say, I am liking it very much.
I think armadillo shell jewelry would be most appropriate.
Guten Morgen. Zis is not mein son. Zis youth who plays ze whistle vith his arse is ein dumkopf - possibly ze result of von of Mengele's early experiments. By ze vay, Goering could play ze cello using his vedding tackle as ein bow. Not many people know zat. It vos ze only interesting sing about ze fat buffoon, in mein opinion.
Bro, I PROMISE you, that if we were at a booze-up at someones house, and once I launch into my accent impersonating a Pakistani taxi driver....I swear ta gawd you'll die laughing of a heart attack!
It's my #1 requested party act (just ahead of my George-Dubya-On-Coke Act which again, requires an accent), and is a guaranteed crowd pleaser. Not to mention fun for the whole family!
Wow canuck, you are a boy with many talents. from baking bread while your dancing, to barking like a dog in a comedy rap, hip hop show, to dancing with just one leg. Awesome
I apologise if mein posts - how do you say? - give you ze shits. I, like all good Glumberters, look forvard to reading more of your pearls of visdom und cutting edge vitticisms.
Are you by any chance von of ze Frankfurt Weinerdogs? I knew ze family kvite vell in ze 1940s, und ze children vere very good at informing on zer parents.
adolf, there is no contest. Hopefully, little weinerschnitzel will scamper off. He's just another one of those annoying little shits that likes to take all the fun out of it. I wonder what his old name was?
I'm not in best form today. I was sharp with him up above, and I'm usually not. Bad day. Need a glass of wine.
Later.
Geez free, holiday stress getting to you? I hope you're feeling better now! A couple of glasses of wine, get the feet up, relax...and just remember, we all love you here!
I hope your evening and weekend are MUCH better! Remember all that about the "small stuff"....it really is all small stuff.
I'm a bit stressed myself, I'm home from working in the cold all day, did major battle on the roads to get home...unreal the way people drive I'm telling you! This is when I miss my Chevy truck the most..6 liter w/flow max exhaust, hyper tech power tuned...man that truck could go! Now I just have to do the slow roll in my van.
I would suggest a few of my sure fire stress reducing methods, but they may be more appropriate for me than for you..lol, although if you were here and with me and my "gang" tonight, I'm sure you would have a blast. We are "recycling" some old construction lumber, recycle means reduce, re-use, return right? Well, we will burn it in the "hobo can" tonight, which means it'll be re-used for heat, reduced to ashes, and returned to the ground from which it came! While all that is happening, I'll be towing my crazy friends around behind my atv, in a big long plastic toboggan, in the snow out in a 60 acre hay field, (it's a blast trust me) almost no way to get hurt, so we'll be quite inebriated too! I'd film it for y'all, but dv cameras don't work in the dark too well, so I'll tip a few thinking of you and all the glumbert crowd for that matter...
Randal - I've responded to your "video response" (loved the carhart hat man) in a message on your YouTube channel so log in and read...
Looks like this will be a REAL slow glumbert weekend, so have a good one all, I know I will!
sharpy, if you don't care for his comment there's no reason to call him a "snigger". That sort of language won't be tolerated around here.
So you will better understand my wrath with Colonel Nerd perhaps I should inform you now of my Jewish heritage. Perhaps you think the holocaust was funny too. (It wasn't)
Thanks miter, I appreciate it. I love all you guys too, weird as that may sound!
Do you really think all of it is "small stuff"? I would probably be much happier if I could look at things that way. I'll try.
Not just the holiday stress, but the last four months has been a lot going on. Wish I could join you and your "gang" for a little winter fun in the snow! Haven't done that in years.
Enjoy!
Do we have another Glumbert feud brewing? Sausagedog v the Fuhrer - Round One?
I know who I've got my money on.... age and cunning always beats youth and enthusiasm.
Kinda like when FoFF used to fight with the Colonel.
I heard this guy on the radio. He phoned up his mom and asked if he had any imaginary friends when he was a kid.
She said, "All of them. There was this one time I was watching you play table hockey with yourself. You got into an argument with yourself, and the next thing you dropped you gloves and started beating yourself up. And the worst part is that you lost."
I don't know how to do a my space, although I've heard about it. I would like to post a picture, and redeem my tarnish image, but don't have a digital camera. Closest I have to that is a new cell phone that takes pictures, which I haven't bothered with. I'm still living in the dark ages, and buy disposable cameras when I want to take pictures.
Yeah, I'm 45, don't really care about that too much, it's just a number. And while out shopping with my daughter yesterday, a store clerk accidentally rang our stuff up together, and then was horrified with herself. We assured her it was alright, my daughter said "That's my Mom". She was very relieved, and said she had no idea, we look more like sisters. While I realize the clerk was just being nice, and glad not to have to backtrack the sale, it isn't the first time we've heard it. Neither one of us are overweight in the least.
I'm home all day because I work nights. Good job, they just needed someone to fill the spot third shift. Always been a night owl, so I took the promotion and the raise.
I guess you have your sore spots, like the rest of us. The German route obviously rubs you the wrong way. I just had a bad day.
When I get that myspace thing going, you better be ready to say you're sorry! Although I ain't puttin in my address. My mother was mortified when she heard a couple of my neices had put their home address on the web!
randall, is that really you, honestly? Or is it someone wishing they were you, and using the name? I didn't watch the whole thing. I'm going back to finish.
I only watched 15 seconds so far, I paused it. It looks like your fondling yourself with the left hand and scrolling the mouse through porn on the right. What porn? I may be scared to guess!!!!
What kind of dildo are you singing into??? LOL!!!
Love the moves at 2:10! LOL! Bow wah chica wah wah!
randal, I am freaked out!!! That is so awesome, to have a face with the name. I hope it's true, cuz you will forever look like that to me now, whenever I read your posts! You said it was you.
And yeah, you're pretty hot. Not bad at all.
BTW, I just signed up on youtube, just so I could message you. See if it's really you.
By the way, for those of you flirting with 1962 I commend you. You are truely brave men. Most women who are 45, stay at home all day, and "hang out" online are pictured or closely resemble the ladies in the link below.
Since you will surely protest, I offer a way to end this feud. Create a myspace (if you don't all ready have one) page and let us check you out........
Have you got the guts? Or are the pictures in the link accurate?
Oh yeah, if you turn out to be a hottie.............I'm sorry. I try to never offend hotties. (as well as retards, waterheads, romanians, and midgets.) I've got to draw the line somewhere..............
I knew it wouldn't be long before you got me going......
How old are you? You sound like a real mature person, I wonder what the fuck YOU look like, actually I don't give a shit, I can tell by your "persona" that you're an ugly bitch! You stressed out too? Fucking a man, lighten up!
The term Nazi Germany is not historically correct as it does not accurately reflect the historical dates associated w/ww2. In Germany, it is not a term used to describe that era; instead it is known as the Third Reich.
Bad news. I haf been vorking like ein hund to prepare ze farmhouse for Christmas Day, ven ze mayor of Buenos Aires und his lovely niece (vell, zat is vot he says she is!) vill visit to help me celebrate ze birth of ze baby Jesus.
I vos particularly proud of ze giant tree I erected und decorated on ze verandah. It tvinkeled vith lights und I even put ein flashing svastika on ze top, just for old time's sake you understand.
But - tragedy! In ze night, von of ze armadilloes burrowed out of its enclosure, und all ze beasts followed in its vake in ein bid for freedom. Vorse still - ze creatures haf eaten mein tree!! All zat is left is ein pile von pine needles on ze porch. Vot can I do? It is too late to buy ein replacement. Und anyvay, I vill haf to mount ein search party to recapture ze schwein-like animals, all of vich vere to be shlotered und sold to ze Puntas Arenas Walmart store.
Vot haf I done to deserve zis?
Sehr geherter Herr Col. Vanker, as a fellow german I was shocked to hear of your weihnachtsbaum misfortunes! I do so hope that the treacherous beasts are recovered and shot, I shall lend you Enrique and Juan, my pool boys from Temuco, to come to your Armadillo ranch and fell you another tree to replace yours. Waidmanns Heil!
I was hoping we could plan some kind of Christmas fun together. You know, like turning the garden hose on unsuspecting carollers or handing out pork kabobs to needy muslim children.....
Oh, yeah............I too do not know who reformed is. We are not one and the same I assure you. Perhaps we share a bit of the same mannerisms and sarcasm but definitely not the same person.
That being said, he is probably the funniest guy on here
You're all pretty funny, by spells.
Ok, I'll take you at your word, not one and the same. Doesn't really matter either way.
Enjoy your holiday, and appreciate the "cease-fire".
I'll look into the my-space thing after the holidays. Have to recover financially so I can buy a digital camera. Is that what I need? Lookin forward to that humble apology! LOL
Many sanks for your kind offer of manpower. But I haf already arranged for anozzer tree to be delivered - I fear it is ein plastic von, but at least ze animals vill not eat it.
Ze armadilloes haf been found cowering in ze basement of ze Tropical Lap Dance Club in Buenos Aires. Zey vere taken in by ze owner who discovered zem performing ein routine in ze street outside. Kvite talented beasts, and it vill be a shame to have to shloter zem.
Vonce again, viel dank!
It is no trouble at all Herr Vanker! Enrique and Juan were so disappointed when I told them you did not require their services, but no matter. I hope you enjoyed ein frohliches weihnachten, and are looking forward to a most profitable and enjoyable new year!
Good evening all you fellow Glumbertians out there. In a truly festive mood tonight. Brought my father home from the hospital in time for Christmas. He is probably in better shape than I am now after an angioplasty and some wonderful care, we get to share at least one more Christmas together with the family. Really makes you take stock of your life. We are all guilty of the usual bitching and moaning, but take the time to really think about it. Why am I thankful this year? Well, I guess we all have our own list, but I would like to include all of you, my near and distant Glumbert family. Call me a suck, but sorry, times like this, we need all the friends we can get.
In the spirit of the season, some tips of the hat;
Free- nicest, most genuine poster ever Riza-saucy fun little minx Randal-always on point Miter-livin' the life and letting us join in-THX Canuck-our anchor Mako-fun lovin sun livin smart guy Pod-the Glumbert McGyver Skidmarks-probably the benchmark of reality here Chaz-the more wine, the more depth-always love reading your posts Surfer-young but wise beyond his years Bug-sharp tongued devil Sven-the "666" really doesn't become you. Try as you might, you're GOOD. Chuck-just a round house kick away from a nice guy Useddouchebag-nominee for most offensive name, and most decent guy Stream-the extreme right, but honest beyond reproach Weinerdog-jury is still out Arse-always a good chuckle, with a dash of humanity thrown in Reformed, hats off to you. Of all here, I think I am most impressed by your turnaround. Keep it up.
bill, you are some kind of guy to put all that together. I am honored to be included on that list. You are probably the only one who could have done it, and the only one who could have done it so well. Thank you.
I sure would like to meet you some day, meet all of you.
I'm happy to hear your father is home and feeling better. Didn't I tell you sometimes people are in better shape after than they were before? I wish a most wonderful holiday for you and yours.
And thanks for the reminder, we all have a lot to be thankful for.
A happy, healthy, wonderful, joyous, forgiving, outstanding, Merry Christmas to all of you.
Billy...lost my dad a while back. We used to take a week together for fishing each year, upstate New York and Maine, mostly...god, how I miss him and those close times.
Happy news re: your dad. What a gift for you at this time of year. Enjoy each other as much as you can.
BTW, thanks for remembering me in your memo above...I always enjoy your postings too....thoughtful and intelligent (which aren't always the same thing).
I actually toned my name down than what it could have been. I almost went the funky, nasty tampon route. What was I thinking for picking such a politically correct name?
Results determined by Randals law and hidden "FIRST" posts do not count.
Every one it seems to me that we are close to a tie. I have noticed over the time I have been hosting this competition Glumbert has been changing up the times they post the new vid’s and made it very spurratic. So in saying this, I will quote Vanker on his comment when he first saw my post proposing this competition, “Ze gauntlet has been thrown down!
Let battle commence! Unleash ze dogs von vor! Arbeit macht frei! Edelweiss, Edelweiss!.”
Bottom line, it’s crunch time there is 9 days left. Good luck my Glumbert pals!!!!
To all who celebrate Christmas….. Merry Christmas!!!
All who celebrate Hanukah…. Happy Hanuaka!!!
All who celebrate Kwanza…. Happy Kwanza!!!
And happy holidays to everyone else.
I shall end with a prayer (no offence to anyone who does not believe)
Dear lord please bless us all with your wonderful grace and love. None of us here have ever met each-other but I still ask that you keep them all safe and in your loving arms. Help us all to live well and happy, to love each-other, to love ourselves, and to love you my lord. Our world is most troubled but we still strive for a better way, We ask for your help, lord, to live that better way. Lord please keep the beautiful children safe and close to their loving parents. Please keep My brothers in arms safe as they sacrifice their holidays for everyone-else. Please keep us all in your best regards God, because none of us are perfect and we sin. This you already know and yet you still love us and we know this because of,
JHON 3:16
For he so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, and who so-ever beliveth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life.
Thank you lord
IN JESUS CHRIST’S NAME WE PRAY AMEN!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!
usaranger, all the best to you. Sorry you aren't on my list, nothing personal, just stuck to those who post most. Hats off to you and all those who serve along with you.
usa, even if people are not true believers in God, who in the world could argue against or be offended by such a beautiful sentiment as I have just read from you? It was truly inspiring, and I thank you for feeling that way.
I also thank you for your service to our country, and all who serve with you.
surfer....great idea, re: your survey. My wife and I had a terrific time discussing our responses with each other. Fun, and evoked warm recollections. Here's our response:
Real tree. Always (tho' my wife went thru a period with an artificial - I never did).
Egg Nog....only at Christmas time, but then, wonderful!
Top of tree - "Father Christmas"...used to be an "arts and craft" tinfoil star fashioned by our kids, but that eventually was lost that via several moves.
Favorite Kid Gift - bike (pedal powered)
Favorite Christmas song - Joy to the World
Favorite Christmas tradition - the "great tree hunt"...an all day affair, finding the best tree(s), sometimes fresh-cut, after visiting several sources, and seemingly always on the coldest, most miserable day of the year - with my kids. What fun that was (they have their own families now, and don't live nearby). Tied for first place in this category is the family meal, sometimes Christmas eve, sometimes Christmas day...an event seeming to fade into the past as the "kids" locate so far away.
Worst Christmas tradition - actually, we couldn't find one. I think a contender might be repacking the Christmas decorations for the year, and getting the tree out of the house - always sort of sad to mark the end of this warm season.
Home or away this Christmas - home. We have a friend coming for dinner Christmas Eve, a lovely woman going through a difficult time. My wife works in a hospital, and will be working Christmas day. It looks like we won't be seeing the "kids" too soon, so it's just a bit "blue" for us this year.
...and with that - TO ALL WHO POST HERE IN GOOD FAITH, WE WISH YOU A HAPPY, HAPPY CHRISTMAS, AND A HEALTHY, FUN-FILLLED 2008 !
Cheers to Bill for such a kind heart. May your Christmas be very merry. That sounds cheesy, but whatever. I mean it. And merry Christmas to all of the other glumbertians, ie mako, free, pod, chuck, randal, canuck, usaranger, riza, and those not mentioned herein above.
Its good to have friends on the web. The spread of mass communication has enabled us to know people from around the country and around the world. And I don't know how I would be without my global friends from the internet like you people here at glumbert!
I feel like singing Kip's "I love Technology" ode he sang in Napoleon Dynamite. Gotta love it.
I'm sure I'll be in contact posting here in this thread for the next couple of days, so...anyways.
Has the shopping/wrapping, wonderful embracing of capitalism filled our hearts? I freaking hate that aspect of Christmas. To the best Christmas money can buy? Hells no...
But hopefully people realize the true meaning of Christmas, love, friendship, family, and religion (whatever that may be). And there is no doubt that most people on here realize the "true" meaning of Christmas, and at least there IS some hope in the world. :)
Should I do a quick Christmas survey? Yeah...gotta love my survey posts. So to all glumbertians who wish to participate, just copy and paste the below and fill 'er out.
FAKE OR REAL TREE: Real, I love the smell of the pines EGG NOG?: Gross WHATS ON THE TOP OF YOUR TREE: an angel FAVORITE CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER AS A KID: A surfboard :-D FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG: Oldie - Hark the Herald or Silent Night, Newbie - Happy Christmas/War is Over or Merry Fucking Christmas (South Park) FAVORITE XMAS TRADITION: Eating Watergate Salad or singing Silent Night by candle light WORST FAV XMAS TRADITION: Getting up early at the ass crack of dawn to open presents, the crowds at stores, the road rage of drivers on the road AWAY or HOME for XMAS? Home
Alright, those are all of the questions I can think of for now so feel free to add qs on.
Tree-fake Egg nog-love it Top of my tree_ah, ceiling fav christmas gift..gocart song...have yourself a merry little Christmas or Oh Holy night tradition...Christmas eve at home worst tradition...last 3 Christmas's with family in the hospital home for Christmas
FAKE OR REAL TREE: Sadly, fake, I'm a lazy bum about chopping down trees.
EGG NOG?: Never had it, never looked good enough to even give it a try.
WHATS ON THE TOP OF YOUR TREE: a star
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER AS A KID: Lightbright, wanted it sooo bad! And a pink stuffed dog named Samantha. Still have her.
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG: Let it snow, or Baby it's cold outside.
FAVORITE XMAS TRADITION: Fresh baked cinnamon rolls right after opening presents.
WORST FAV XMAS TRADITION: Wondering if people like their gifts!
AWAY or HOME for XMAS? This year, home with my kids and my parents will visit, have a big dinner planned!
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER: This one. My one and only daughter is home.
No way you're lame surfer!
Hope you have a great holiday.
Talk soon.
Free
Free, we'll have to introduce you to eggnog, with a tot of rum. Kind of like Bailey's Irish Cream. Just what the doctor ordered, alcoholic AND fattening........gotta love it!
For you bill, I will give it a try. But only upon our much discussed and vaguely planned Glumbert "reunion". I suppose it would have to be called a "union", since a "re-union" would suggest we had already had some sort of union once before. And we haven't. But, if you bring the egg-nog, I'll give it a whirl. This is my solemn promise.
Free, the more we talk about it, the more I like the idea. I picture an evening of drinking, cavorting and mayhem. Then, the next night, we can all meet. LOL.
.........and, if we can plan it for somewhere near my locale, I'll provide my band, free of charge. That is, if everyone likes Deathmetal. Kidding, we do Motown , R
Tree- real becase I neverhad one gowing up mom couldnt afford it and they are hard to find in south florida
eggnog- never had it
top of tree- jesus
favorie gift-sega gennsis with mortal kombat 2 in 1995 mom saved all year to get it
favorite tradition-that for a small part of the year people actually try to care for eachother
worst tradition-that people continously forget that "CHRISTMAS" is the celebration of JESUS CHRIST
HOME-FIRST TIME IN A FEW YEARS IT FEELS GREAT
FAKE OR REAL TREE: Fake, I didn't have a tree when I was alone with my daughter after the ex left, a neighbour noticed and gave me her tree.
EGG NOG?: luv it.
WHATS ON THE TOP OF YOUR TREE: a really tacky silver star.
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER AS A KID: My mom and dad bought me video camera a year ago, outta the blue, which they couldn't afford. I haven't stopped filming my daughter since. (I'm still a kid at heart)
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG: It must've been ol' Santa Claus - Harry Connick Jr.
FAVORITE XMAS TRADITION: Leaving cookies for Santa Claus and hopefully making snow angels.
WORST FAV XMAS TRADITION: Commercialism.
AWAY or HOME for XMAS? Home
FAKE OR REAL TREE: No tree here I visit. EGG NOG?: Good . WHATS ON THE TOP OF YOUR TREE: A dream of world peace. FAVORITE CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER AS A KID: Erector set (The good one with the motors, bolts, cables) FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG: Let it snow. FAVORITE XMAS TRADITION: Making the Stollen with my mother. WORST FAV XMAS TRADITION: travel. AWAY or HOME for XMAS? Away.
I'm soon on the road to Vermont. Christmas is OK, but I like Thanksgiving more. For all of you who have the luxury of living in a warm climate, Christmas must be so strange without snow.
Here in New England we currently have a excess of the stuff, and I'm completely exhausted from shoveling off my roof. If I owned a camera I would post a picture because it looks beautiful, like a Currier and Ives Christmas card in every direction.
FAKE OR REAL TREE: Real, I get one free from the Christmas tree farm across the street from the "ATV acre's" (in trade for clearing fallen trees off their road all year)
EGG NOG: like it, don't drink much though, I'll take a polar bear instead! (Rum, Kahlua, vanilla ice cream blended)
WHATS ON THE TOP OF YOUR TREE: Big angel with integrated fiber optic color lights...ooh!
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER AS A KID: Telescope (still have it)
FAVORITE CHRISTMAS SONG: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSH9ryRzHQ4 FAVORITE XMAS TRADITION: (ex) wife would pack up the kids and take off up north...giving me a couple days of peace and quiet!
WORST FAV XMAS TRADITION: (ex) wife would pack up the kids and take off up north...giving me a couple days of total loneliness.
AWAY or HOME for XMAS? Home
BEST CHRISTMAS EVER: Still waiting for it!
Lot's of kind comments above, we are good people here, I'd like to think the combined "love karma" has helped not only Billy B's dad, but gave us a reformed camuck, and will see USA ranger through his missions, returning him and his soldiers home safe, (and soon)!
Happy holidays to all....may peace be with you wherever you go!
randal, if you come here, I tried to message you on you tube. Damn thing said there was some kind of "error". I hate that.
Anyway, Happy Holidays to you.
Later.
Free.
LOL! Do you think me and randal are dating used? Nah. Just wanted to see his face. I'd like to see everyone's, see what they look like.
Speaking of which, sometime in the next day or two, I'm going to do a my space. My daughter is helping me. She knows how to do all that. Then if you guys and gals want to go there, you can put a face to my posts. (I'll be waiting for you weiner! You have impugned my feminine sensibilities by implying I'm HUGE! LOL). It would be cool of more of us do it.
I'm struggling this morning. X-Mas party last night, and I had a "few." I just need to shut-up go back to bed for another hour so I can get ready to go to work!
FAKE OR REAL TREE - Always real ever since i can remember. This year, a fuck-off 8ft Normund non-drop needle. Fantastic!
EGG NOG - I don't drink.
TOP OF TREE - an angel (I think adolf's joking about the swastika!)
FAVOURITE GIFT EVER - my dad made me a wooden fort - beautiful! This year, one of my daughters is about to make me a granddad, maybe on Christmas Day.
FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONG - In dulce jubilo.
FAVOURITE TRADTION - the kids doing a concert at home on Christmas Eve.
WORST TRADITION - something in the plumbing always breaks!
AWY OR HOME - always home.
Podman...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Rnadal...MERRY CHRISTMAS
grp24...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Alotlikeyou...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Miter...MERRY CHRISTMAS
chica...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Seven666...MAY CHRST PENETRATE YOUR HEARTAND BLESS YOU WITH AN EXTREMELY...MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Miiklaus...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Urs...MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Lak...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Smartsushy...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Canuk...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Angry...may jesus bless you with the best ever so that you will be HAPPYMAN...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Chuck...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Chaz...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Vanker...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Weiner...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Reformed...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Possum...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sandman...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sharpy...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Cmplamer...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Soothsayer...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Templr...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Charliebad...MERRY CHRISTMAS
Everyone have such blessed holidays!!!
So we pray...Dear God thank you for eachother, thak you for love, thank you for CHRIST. Thank you or the past, thank you for the present, so we pray for the future that we may call it the past and be thankful for it in 20 years from now. So that our kids may teach the best to their kids. That way the faults of our predecessors will not destroy us all. Thuogh lord I may not desreve your love and mercy because of the things I have done and still have to do. I still ask and prey for all those who do deserve it. That you will give them the blessing of your love again and again, to no end!!!!!!!
Hi everybody! And a happy Christmas Eve! When you all finish your holiday festivities, I have a My Space account, posted a couple pictures. You can have a face to go with the name!
www.myspace.com/freetobe1962
guess you could just type that in for the address.
How about some more of us do this? So we can have more faces to go with names? That would be awesome!
bill, it does work. I saw your picture, and looks like you're having fun! Nothing like some water and sunshine to lift a spirit! Thanks for giving me a face, it's really great. All this time on Glumbert, it's a blank wasteland in my mind, as far as who I'm even talking to! Really love the chit chat, enjoy it a lot, but it's really cool to be able to "see" who you're talking to! Maybe some of us come here specifically NOT to be seen, but I think it would be awesome if more of us could do the My Space thing.
Happy sailing to you!
Aww miter, you are too kind. But thanks. Can't wait to see your picture! I'll be heading there right along to get a view. My daughter has made plans with some very good friends tonight, and while I would love to spend every minute with her, I'm glad to see her enjoying her friends too. She hasn't seen them in a long time either!
Enjoy those polar bears! Never heard of that one, but it sounds really good.
Later.
Aww, come on arse, it can't be that bad. I look like a dork in my pictures, but I posted them anyway. I always look like a dork in pictures. I'm the most unphotogenic person in the world. There is like one, maybe two, pictures of me in 45 years that ever came out good. I think what got to me was the "400 lb" thing that weiner said. I'm a little too sensitive about my weight I guess! That's why I did it.
Well, time for me to get some belated sleep.
Talk to you later!
Enjoy Christmas Eve, one of the nicest nights of the year!
You posted that link to the festival you were at with your pictures in it. Honestly what's the big deal our faces dont make us who we are, we make us who we are. Only in hollywood is it the other way around and most of those people maim hemselves to get or stay that way. Anyway I got your back. Free is right it would be nice to have faces to go with these comments. It seems that glumbert has become more than a site to check out vids and post about them, it has become a site to make some new friends.
Weiner is no doubt a young Adonis, irresistible to the opposite sex, witty, charming and debonair. I can understand why he feels it incumbent upon him to have strong opinions on the appearance of others.
Happy Christmas.
Nah, I just wanted to see if she had the guts to do it. She did! Look at what it started.........
I'll post mine soon. I'd hate to be hypocrite
I may stir the pot from time to time but that doesn't mean I'm a jerk at heart. I guess I'm just used to different blogs where insults are the name of the game.
Glumbert is a bit different so I'll tone it down a bit.
Merry Christmas Skidmarks.
Where is the liner making for now? Somewhere sunny no doubt. And do you have a festive song list for the rich American widows' delectation?
Sorry I missed out on the festivities in the monkey cage the past week or so, but took my annual trip to Honk Kong.
With all you anti-religionists (and a few good guys) assembled, i just want to remind you that among the shoulders you are standing on, and pissing on, are those of that carpenter from Nazareth Whose birthday we celebrate. Let me extend His Blessings, as well as my own, on all your Houses.
arse, you're probably just afraid you would have to change your screen name if we ever saw your picture! And even if you do have a "face like an arse", I've seen some pretty cute arses in my time.
But I understand, not everyone wants to be seen. That's cool too. I'm surprised I did it myself, I'm usually much more low key than that.
Either way, love talkin to ya!
Later.
Free
you guys are making a mistake it is the synthesis of information that allows for id theft this is one part, credit card ss# and drivers lic. are all all digital once it happens it's a nightmare ps the guys they catch are usually punks the big guys are usually impossible to track...not surprising considering the FBI only recently got their e-mail working
I know, there is a little let down every time I come here and see "One legged Salsa" (seemingly) permanently in the top spot. While the fellow is to be commended for such talent while coping with great challenges, it is time to move on! I will wait patiently for something new to see! What else can I do?
Thank you, thank you, thank you, you're far too kind
Now can I get an encore, do you want more Cookin raw with the Brooklyn boy So for one last time I need y'all to roar
Now what the hell are you waitin for After me, there shall be no more So for one last time, nigga make some noise
Get em Douche!
Who you know fresher than Hov'? Riddle me that The rest of y'all know where I'm lyrically at Can't none of y'all mirror me back Yeah hearin me rap is like hearin G. Rap in his prime I'm, young H.O., rap's Grateful Dead Back to take over the globe, now break bread I'm in, Boeing jets, Global Express Out the country but the blueberry still connect On the low but the yacht got a triple deck But when you Young, what the fuck you expect? Yep, yep Grand openin, grand closin God your man Hov' cracked the can open again Who you gon' find doper than him with no pen just draw off inspiration Soon you gon' see you can't replace him with cheap imitations for DESE GENERATIONS
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