b/b brilliant for a low IQ'R ,did your child help you with that? How came you aren"t calling me a homosexual or transvestite ? Did you get the keys to messy .
You fail to remember that you said when you started to post you are a racist > You forgot to tell you are an imbecile and a child molester ,your own kids . you are a very sad sick person.
Of course that one involved more reading. And if the intarwebs have taught us anything, it's that words are evil. My soul feels dirty just writing this.
did everyone notice that the posters were more civil to each other then and smarter than some of the fools we have now. Like my friend backbone the the self proclaimed racist and child molester.
Funny how I make a comment on another thread recently about the "Past Fuckheads" about whether or not they're still lurking about (of which I said YES).....and here YOU show up!
Many of these will be given out at the battle of Thunder Bay when the USA invades Canada. What a glorious day. Then Canada will return a defeating blow to the US, changing our alphabet forever from A to ZEd
that's alot of horseshit, American DNA, what the hell is wrong with these people? THINK, f*king head up their asses. The same group that thinks the earth is 6000 yrs old. Now that the DNA we need to extracate, burn em all on a cross.
Too pathological? Well, hmmm, if you say so. Perhaps a more plausible explanation might be that some of us have a life such that we don't have the time to come here every hour of every day. And that's not a figure of speech in your case - so sad.
Funny how many months ago you referenced a discussion with your youngest child who was 14/15 at the time. Now you have a 12 year old? Time must go backwards in Canada or maybe you just can't keep track of the lies/personas you've been spewing.
less chance of anyone caring what he says, 1 in 50,000,000
less chance of his facts being reality, 1 in 612,000,000
less chance of being a functional member of society, 1 in 300,000,000
less chance of living anywhere other than with mom, 1 in 119,117,000
less chance of ever getting laid, 1 in 6,668,232,828 (not counting animals)
1 in 2 probability of being functionally illiterate.
1 in 3 probability of having ADHD.
1 in 4 probability of having severe Bipolar, Depression, Schizophrenia, Mania, and or Anxiety Disorders.
1 in 6 probability of being a "school shooter".
1 in 8 probability of having an "inadequate" sized sex organ. (which he loves to play)
1 in 9 probability of having bed wetting issues his entire life.
1 in 10 probability of not knowing who his "real" dad is. (10 to choose from)
No chance of anything at all if miter finds him while hunting deer..."WTF, I didn't know that was some idiot humping that doe!"
answer throbstick's allegation about your child canuck! You can't, can you? You're exposed as one of the most devious, shalow, twisted North Americans in the world! Another interesting fact - the average mental age in Kentucky is eight years old.
Interesting little known facts. One of the primary investors of facebook is a front company for the CIA. Google searching the references will give you multiple verifiable sources for the information. see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMWz3G_gPhU
According to reports in from China, giant pandas have survived the recent earthquake by huddling together. Also found in the huddle was americansareidiots. When asked why he was huddling with pandas he replied "just trying to get my hands on some of that thick panda bamboo"
And now on a lighter note: Woman sat dead in front of TV for 42 years May 16 2008 By Donna Watson THE remains of a woman have been found sitting in front of her TV - 42 years after she was reported missing. Hedviga Golik, who was born in 1924, had apparently made herself a cup of tea before sitting in her favourite armchair in front of her black and white television. Croatian police said she was last seen by neighbours in 1966, when she would have been 42 years old. Her neighbours thought she had moved out of her flat in the capital, Zagreb. But she was found by police and bailiffs who had broken in to help the authorities establish who owned the flat. A police spokesman said ..."So far, we have no idea how it is possible that someone officially reported missing so long ago was not found before in the same apartment she used to live in. "When officers went there, they said it was like stepping into a place frozen in time. "The cup she had been drinking tea from was still on a table next to the chair she had been sitting in and the house was full of things no one had seen for decades. Nothing had been disturbed for decades, even though there were more than a few cobwebs in there." Neighbours were shocked by the discovery.
you have accomplished what you wanted > stop now .Everyone will ignore your posts ,you can watch and see it happening now. One last question, why don't you answer any of my questions?
gymyg, the same reason he doesn't answer any of mine....he's a alias of someone we otherwise have no problem with! He only wants to bash Canuck, for his own sake cuz no one else cares to read that crap!
Wow, until the post that you just made right here, canuck was a nobody like the rest of us. You, and only you, have just now put him up on a high pedestal.
Canuck is "in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history."
Hello Mr Angry, just dropping in - I'm in Ibiza for the w/e - it's opening season party time here in the Balearics so I'm shit faced and unable to insult u properly.
But rest assured, I shall be back Monday, ready to hold as "twere the mirror up to nature: to show virtue her feature, scorn her own image, and the very age and body of the time his form and pressure."
Man, way to ruin it Dopey McSleepyvoice. It was mildly entertaining and 'shocking' when the original video came out 2 years ago. I think my favorite part of the video was when the screen says 1.5 EXABYTES in huge letters and Captain Breaking-news starts telling us about "exactabytes".
Good riddance. If I were into quoting LONG overused and played out catch phrases I would mention something about drivel. (That's right, it's still edgy and clever. Whatever you do, don't start working on something new.)
He and a few others are the only ones that are creative and and make some sense, like chaz, miter, canuck, riza , prober, randal,sven,gymyg.
Yes I left out my favorite friend ,backbone the self acknowledge raciest and child abuser [his own].
hey canuckannoyer! give us a break. canuck's a good guy. i didnt like him to start with but hes got a medal and seems ok. if you want to campiagn against anybody do it against canadman. he's a real prick.
I ask what is the proper statement ? Hear,Hear or Here Here or Yes, Yes , i agree heartily or canadaman is the biggest prick in Glumbert town . I agree with all of the above.
Speaking of shit...and strange animal behavior....
Last night the little lady and I had some T-bone steaks, lucky dog gets the bones, I throw the first one to him in the backyard, half an hour later it starts to rain, so I let him in and throw the other bone out for the morning.
Next day, he doesn't want it! I'm like WTF? so I go out there and the bone has a couple logs of coyote crap on it! LOL just thought I'd pass that along to ya all!
I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled.
I watch TV too much. I buy what beer ads tell me to even though the microbrews taste better and don't give me gunky headaches.
I am Canadian.
I have a prime minister not a president. And I will vote for him again and again until all my countrymen agree he is as loopy as Trudeau or Mulroney and we have to beat him off us with sticks. We vote for them until we kill them. Yet Yanks still say we are a nice people. Go figure.
I am Canadian.
I believe in peacekeeping, not policing; diversity, not assimilation.
I believe ballet dancers should keep dancing until they are 80 years old, since I'm never gonna watch it anyway. But hockey players should probably get off the rink before they're 35. I believe serial killers should go to prison for a while, but smartass kid criminals, maybe not so long.
I love the Leafs. For 30 years. For no good reason.
I am Canadian.
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
I own two sets of jumper cables.
I have a cable modem AND a phone ISDN and neither of them work exactly as advertised and I can't do a damn thing about it. I have never seen HBO or Animal Planet. I know that someday the CRTC will pat me on the head and let Rogers sell them to me. I pay for the CBC but prefer Who Wants to Be A Millionaire, a game I cannot play nor win. I love CNN and A&E.
I am Canadian.
I speak English and French, not American, and I pronounce it a-bout, not a-boot.
I pay higher taxes than any citizen in the civilized world, and recognize everybody but me knows best how they should be spent.
I finance a pension system that will not benefit me in my old age. I load up my RSP with maximum foreign content. My broker says we'll make a lot of money in options and high tech. He's 26. I believe him.
I am Canadian.
I believe the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
I would swerve for a squirrel but not a snake. I believe somebody else should shovel up road kill.
I believe Mike Harris is evil and Joe Clark is a boob and Preston Manning is a joke and Jean Chretien is past it and Mel Lastman is a clown and the only true heroes are actors in plaid flannel shirts who do TV beer commercials.
I hate the GST and carry a lot of cash, especially if we're remodeling the kitchen.
I am Canadian.
I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada, although I'm certain they're really, really nice.
I'm glad Elian is not my problem.
I know Wayne's World was a documentary about Scarborough, not a comedy.
I believe doughnuts are good for you. Sometimes I spring for the full dozen. But I watch my weight, like Monica Lewinsky.
I am Canadian.
A tuque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch and it is pronounced Zed, not Zee. ZED!
A call centre is a necessary barrier between me and the companies that sell gas, phone, cable that quite rightly don't want to hear from me. My bank pisses me off. I would change banks, except that I have already been a customer of all four other banks and they pissed me off too.
I stand in line to talk to an ATM. I pay fees. I simmer. I sulk.
I am Canadian.
I know the cry of the loon is the sweetest sound on the planet. But since you can't make money in the woods, I do a loon call myself, usually late at night. I believe in high-speed police chases, unless they are chasing me. I support the newest Waterfront Redevelopment Scheme and will like the next one even more. I will drive the two-lane Gardiner Expressway on the hottest day this July and curse a blue streak. I'll get in the right-hand lane when I damn well feel like it.
I am Canadian.
I believe in bass boats, rolling up the rim and Saturdays at Canadian Tire. I say "Eh" and "okey-dokey." I brake for snowbirds and March break.
I paid to build a superhighway across the top of Toronto, paid again to drive it and will pay a third time to get my licence plate when it turns out several 407ETR bills were sent to the wrong place. I pay taxes in quarterly installments, so they can spend it as fast as I earn it.
I am Canadian.
Canada is the second-largest land mass, the first nation of hockey and the best part of North America!
And whilst the Chinese may have invented most things first... you ALL have the English to thank because WE WROTE IT DOWN...Of course we outsourced it to the Japs and Yanks to make it better coz labour's cheap there
:-)
(sits back and waits for the invective to pour in)
Feel free if any of you want to cash in on this "for sure Bonanza!! LOLOLOL!!
' ; From: "Mr Omaru Ahmed" Add Mobile Alert To: 07964885758@orange.net Subject: Funds Clearance/Beneficiary Date: Mon, 12 May 2008 12:20:02 0000 (GMT), Dear Friend, I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foreign remittance department of BANK OF AFRICA.I am writting to seek your co-operation over this business deal.In my department, I discovered an abandoned sum of $31.800.000m USD only,in an acount that belongs to one of our foreign customers who died along with his entire family in a plane crash that took place in Kenya,East Africa,the Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY,a citizen of Atlanta,United States of America but naturalised in Burkinafaso,West Africa and contractor with ECOWAS,(ECONOMIC COMMUNITY OF WEST AFRICAN STATES) . Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because it cannot be release dunless somebody applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines but unfortunately,all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.It is therefore upon this discovery that I now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to you via your foreign bank account as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and this money Could go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed Bill. The Banking law and guideline here stipulate that if such money remained unclaimed after 6 years,the money will be transfered into the Bank's treasury as unclaimed fund.The request for your assistance and maximum co-operation as a foreign citizen to stand as the next of kin in this business is occasioned by the fact that the deceased customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner.40 % of this money will be for you as my foreign partner,in respect to the provision of a foreign account. 5 % will be set aside for minor expences incured during the business and 55 % would be for me.There after I will come over to your country for disbursement according to the percentages indicated. Therefore to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as arranged,you must apply first to the bank as the relation or next of kin to the deceased,indicating your claims and wherein the money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of application which you will fill and forward to the office of the foreign remittance director of the bank of africa. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is strictly confidential and i will use my position in this Bank to effect a hitch free transfer of the fund.You should contact me immediately as soon as you receive this letter on phone number:(00226 78173797).Trusting to hear from you immediately.and reply back through my alternative email id(omaru_ahmed00@yahoo.fr). Please , visit the website below for more informations about the Plane Crash and the tragic death of the deceased and his entire family, Late DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY. http://www..cnn.com/2003/WORLD/africa/07/20/kenya.crash/index.html Yours Faithfully, Mr Omaru Ahmed
I am a poor syphilitic vagrant roaming the streets of Kenya, and I am trying to obtain cash from Americans by sending bulk E-mail, from a internet cafe (A stinking shack I have to share with my other thieving countrymen) .
I have a personal fortune of $61 million US dollars in my checking account at the BANK OF AFRICA, but I cannot access my money with out a pen that I need to write checks. If you send me $50,000.00 US dollars, I can buy that pen, and I will write you a personal check for $100,000.00!
Thats triple your money back. Please help me! My children were each born with four limbs, but thats four arms and four legs each, and the American DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY, says they will need surgery to add additional heads to control the extra limbs, which just flop around like so many elephant trunks.
My wife also needs surgery to add extra breasts to the back of her body. The ones in the front are kinda floppy and be no fun now. The American DR. GEORGE BRUMLEY, says it is better to add extra breasts than to fix the ones that she has now.Upon receipt of your money I will send you much monies, and a picture of my family.
EVER? not even close, there is Russell, Cousey, Bird, West, shit so many better can't list them all. Nash is very good but not in the class of the few I named.
KaReem, Onsell, Chamberland, Erving, dadadadada
They don't play Bball anymore, they play roundball, plaming, traveling, have all gone the way of streetball. Watch the steps taken to the basket, they call everything a foul.
Still the Celtics are looking pretty good, the Pistons should win the next round.
still, damn chinese breed like freaking rabbits.. well, at least that guy didn't mention what chinese do most (tho he does make it pretty freaking obvious)
heres something i dredged up from posts about a year ago that you guys might find funny. hey, does anyone know where gargamelord went anyway? by the way, i belive this post was in response to some feminist that had stepped a little too deep and got reproved, as you can see. lemme know if any of you remember this:
gargamelord:
as stated in Biblios Glumbertica, book of stfu chapter 4 verse 347: "pulleth thy stick from thy ass, beotch"
And where are usaranger, streamlined, chummin, aceinyourface, hairypie, angryman, internationaltimes, godswrath etc. We know where adolf has gone - he's dead! But where are all the other amusing idiots?
im sure his so called "group" was probably just a box of toy plastic army soldiers that he kept to amuse his brainless being during times when he wasnt threatening people with his group of platic army soldiers. remeber the time he said that to stutz and stuzt puts on this gardn speech about how he, "lord stutz", has nothing to fear and then goes on to tell him supposedly where he lived. classic, he gives this elaborate rebuke to chummin for chummin's retarded comment.
you said good ol' vanker's dead?? what happened, he pop a few to many one night at the party? shame...he was also very funny...i recall one time when he responded to a threat by saying something like: "ooh, im a shaking in mein weinerhosen" or something like that. you guys are right, what happened to all the veterans who made glumbert funny in posts as well as (most) movies? if theyre still out there, itd be nice to see them again. at least we still have miter, billboat/imposterkiller, arseface, randalfag, and canuck variations.
There was a time when posting the plus symbol just wiped out all your comments after! Don't know if they corrected it, but after I get a post wiped out that took a good part of the morning to write and edit ,I try to stay away from the top of the keyboard.
anything i type, no matter how long, only took me a few seconds. never more then a minute. ven my huge supposed-to-be-funny spoof about hilary clinton (screw your responses to that, people. i can try, cant i?) only took me about 1 minute and i half to type. side effect of being a gamer: lightening typing, lots of mistakes. (and if youre wondering why the few times when i typed and used a large amount of huge words, i dont kno what my having an exspansive vocabulary is a side effect of.) i suppose you could say that in some cases i do act a bit starnge, compared to others of you. i also recently scared myself when i found all the letter "f's" in one of those so called ten second Iq tests. i think there were seven; it said the average person only finds 3 or 4 of them.
rofl..no, thats not it at all. you see, the average human mind cannot process the letter "f" in the word "of". there are a couple of spots where the word "of" is used, but i caught those too. and no i am not "posting" to myself. i get bored when no one else posts anything...so i keep posting stuff until someone answeres at least one of them. while i am on the topic of posting, i had previously posted a question. you may have noticed from the few times that i have felt like using it that i have a rather exspansive vocabulary, as i like to put it. well, one of the few words that i have seen and not been able to comprehend is one used in a way that appears to make it an insult, perhaps a profanity. i cannot recall who used it, but i remember the word used was "donk". i would be grateful for anyone who might explain to me what the term is generally meant to mean.
was your rather boring comment supposed to be amusing? if so, i did find it to be. you see, since i do generally opt to think, more often then not a short comment will not amuse me, although studies have shown that the shorter the joke generally the funnier. you see, it has simply to do with your brain. though i do not feel like explaining the whole system, to put it simply you think less when you are "amused". (hence the term). i prefer to think, and therefore enjoy a longer more played-out joke.
Speaking of 'played out', Ladies and Gentlemen! May I introduce you to Infinity. Please pay no attention as this is just an alias that we find rather tiresome.
infinity, you "generally opt to think"!!! FLMAO!! I find it hard to believe you could sit still through a "long played-out joke"! Your incessant ramblings on, in scatterbrained shots at the keyboard, talking to yourself endlessly...oh gawd give me a break...and don't' give me that bullshit about being so fast on the keyboard cuz I'm a gamer shit either, I have kids that (when younger than your tender age) would blaze through seven or eight IM's at a time, while doing their homework, and playing an online game, while beating on each other, messin with the dogs and pissing me off...without misspelling a word! You are not as smart as you think you are, so get the fuck off that high horse before I knock you off! LOL Damn you even piss me off like my kids did when they were 14!
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