glumbert - How To Live With No Arms & No Legs

you could call him corky or patty or matt, give the guy some credit.i don't think any of us would like to live with this handy cap . Well maybe.................

callipyge

2 months ago

Nah...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?

Art.

callipyge

2 months ago

Or...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying on the floor?

Matt.

canvck1963

2 months ago

Hey hey hey!

This vid reminds me of the time I auditioned for a role in the brilliant Vietnam movie "Platoon", directed by Oliver Hardy.
It was only a small part - the guy who gets his arms and legs blown off by a mortar but somehow carries on running in slow motion, with a look of sheer agony on his face. It was to be a seminal moment in the movie, but unfortunately I didn't land the role.
When I was asked to demonstrate my "anguished pained look", I forgot to take out my teeth, and when I was screaming "in agony", they shot out of my mouth and landed in the director's p.a.'s lap.
She jumped up like a Vietnamese peasant woman who'd been napalmed and spilled her Martini all down her blouse.
Personally, I think that might have gone against me getting the part.
Fuck it! Full Mental Packet was a much better film anyway, and Stanley Laurel is a much better director in my opinion.

pcracist

2 months ago

That guys name has to be Bob, get it????...........BOB.....fuck it was classic especially after he "bobbed" around in the pool. I thought that dog was going to start humping him..........what the hell would he have done??????

iluvballs

2 months ago

Did you see the cock on him? Holy shit he used that schlong as a propeller in the water. His oral muscles are obviously more highly developed than ours (well, maybe not mine) what a turn on!

pcracist

2 months ago

Oh shit, premature posting, he actually humped the dog at the end.

supercop

2 months ago

How in the hell would you handcuff this perp? I guess a spit mask would suffice.

georgew408

2 months ago

I'll take an order of those scrambled eggs, hold the shells and saliva please.

satan666

2 months ago

Naa, too fucking easy.

arseface

2 months ago

Jesus Christ! Stop it!!!! Where the hell do you get it from?

chaz

2 months ago

My guess is that he's the illegitimate son of the great MGM scion, Samuel Metro, and has all sorts of showbiz contacts, like Brad Spitt, Leonardo DiCapiccino, Oprah and her husband Dave Winfrey, and like that.

Awful bad luck for one person, tho', eh? He is such an artist, but his lesbian talents are going totally unnoticed.

But he keeps plugging. I'm sure one day those people who saw him as an oddball, an idiot, a ne'er do well, a no-talent phony, and a fool without peer, will one day wake up and see him for what he is, and say, "Yes - there he is!".

helldiver

2 months ago

Did his partner wipe his ass for him, or does he just wiggle his ass across the lawn?

Ok, that might have been a bit insensitive... so I apologize to all the overly-sensitive pussys out there that I may have offended.

ares

2 months ago

His partner? He is fucking gay? Damn I thought he had it bad before.

merkin

2 months ago

ares, like he has a choice?

ares

2 months ago

Haha, he is not a bad looking guy, im sure there is some hideous broad out there for him.

onlyhuman

2 months ago

The oblongs http://www.angusoblong.net/theoblongs.html
Bob Oblong (voice: Will Ferrell), the father, was born without any arms or legs and works at a poison factory. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Oblongs

merkin

2 months ago

If Congress votes in his favor he'll get his arms and legs restored at our expense.

nicko

2 months ago

retard

nicko

2 months ago

gay retard

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