you could call him corky or patty or matt, give the guy some credit.i don't think any of us would like to live with this handy cap . Well maybe.................
This vid reminds me of the time I auditioned for a role in the brilliant Vietnam movie "Platoon", directed by Oliver Hardy. It was only a small part - the guy who gets his arms and legs blown off by a mortar but somehow carries on running in slow motion, with a look of sheer agony on his face. It was to be a seminal moment in the movie, but unfortunately I didn't land the role. When I was asked to demonstrate my "anguished pained look", I forgot to take out my teeth, and when I was screaming "in agony", they shot out of my mouth and landed in the director's p.a.'s lap. She jumped up like a Vietnamese peasant woman who'd been napalmed and spilled her Martini all down her blouse. Personally, I think that might have gone against me getting the part. Fuck it! Full Mental Packet was a much better film anyway, and Stanley Laurel is a much better director in my opinion.
That guys name has to be Bob, get it????...........BOB.....fuck it was classic especially after he "bobbed" around in the pool. I thought that dog was going to start humping him..........what the hell would he have done??????
Did you see the cock on him? Holy shit he used that schlong as a propeller in the water. His oral muscles are obviously more highly developed than ours (well, maybe not mine) what a turn on!
My guess is that he's the illegitimate son of the great MGM scion, Samuel Metro, and has all sorts of showbiz contacts, like Brad Spitt, Leonardo DiCapiccino, Oprah and her husband Dave Winfrey, and like that.
Awful bad luck for one person, tho', eh? He is such an artist, but his lesbian talents are going totally unnoticed.
But he keeps plugging. I'm sure one day those people who saw him as an oddball, an idiot, a ne'er do well, a no-talent phony, and a fool without peer, will one day wake up and see him for what he is, and say, "Yes - there he is!".
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