glumbert

something now again

The woman said it doesn't work when plugged into port number 2. So the serviceman said she should be using port number 1.

-Nintendo or Masters and Johnson?

Viewed the whole thing. Discovered I hadn't progressed, electronically, since 1991. Wish Pong was back.

Hi Jim....hope all is well.

I worked at office max and a dude came in with what looked like a black plasic pancake about 4" in diameter. He asked, can you get my stuff off this. We're like well first of all what is it? The guys like can't you tell, no looks like a black blob of what something used to be. Dude's like it's a Sharp Zarus(old skool PDA). He proceeds to tell us, it would get wavy lines in the screen and then he noticed if it warmed up a bit, the lines would go away. Then he worked out a system where he'd place it in the oven for a preset time before he went to work. Well you can figure out from here, he forgot to take it out and his Zarus got over cooked. We could not keep from laughing, we apologized but still, when he wanted an exchange with no receipt and wanted us to transfer the data!?
We turned it over to discover two little bubbles where the batteries had exploded.
I felt for the guy but lots of heat and electronics don't mix,... Dude transfer your data from this black pancake, you can't be serious.

First guy: This unit just doesn't seem to work as well after spending a week in my colon.

I am earnestly trying to figure out why glumbert posted this video. What specific audience would this video appeal to? Am I losing my mind?

Oh, and did glumbert get Nintendo's consent? I'm sure Nintendo doesn't give a rat's ass.

Digital age.

No more blowing hard in the cartridges, or consoles that you hyperventilate yourself.

you are all morons.

haha I remember doing that till I was blue in the face just to play Mario3