Eat More Chicken? No Shit.
I think you were babysitting and took the kid there, you didn't have a wedding ring on, , And didn't seem like you were mom. You were going into to the play area to fetch your kid right as that group of 3 or 4 "angels" came screaming out the door, you raised up a little bit right as your butt was facing my sandwich. and let those kids by.
It was a silent killer, so I didn't immediatly know I'd been violated with this, the holiest of unholiness, But when I reached the last 1/3 of my sandwich up to my lips it hit me like a ton of hot ketchup steam. It had to be you. There were no other asses in the vicinity. It could not be "chalked" up to the kids, plus this was definately a grown up's red wine fart.
Plus, I could see that you had that look.
Anyway, Don't... er uh.. sweat it. We all do it, just usually not on sandwiches as far as I know. I guess I was meant to skip those last couple of bites anyhow.
Oy ! Are you like the famous american Barbra zhe singer from the Bronx she use to buy bagels at my store Oy! I hear you show ze buubies to much ,be a restpectabel goil and cover up more OV ! But I like you OY!
I haven't seen this infinty your talking about, did I miss something?
I can't see anyone cloning you, your a bit different and that's what makes you Infinity, be cool, most of us understand that crap that comes and go here. You'll be OK
How would I know if you sprinkle baby powder in underwear. Jesus, you must have shit load of baby powder in your place, otherwise you wouldn't give a shit about the subject. I don't care if you sprinkle baby powder on your pasta
infinity:' free and canuck are being copied.... read the names close.. canuck has been copied before... QUITE A BIT.... there's at least 4 on here since the weekend.
Of course, the toilet is the most important part! I mean do you think the fuel for a rocket is realy fuel? Why does it smell so bad then.
TOILET>>>>>>>>>>GAS TANK
Hi there! Just introducing myself. The name's Schidt - Hugh Schidt - and I'm from Toronto. I find all the videos funny and so does my wife. Hell, sometimes we laugh out loud! My neighbours think we're crazy cos we laugh a lot, but what the hell? You only live once eh? I've got a collection of bottle tops I've been making since 1989, and I know where every one comes from. My wife - she thinks I'm crazy! But what the hell? I've got abig old dog called Analfissure. He thinks I'm crazy too. Doesn't like his name much, but what the hell? He's just a dumb animal. We go shopping Thursdays, take the wife's mother out Fridays, go to church on Sundays and once a month on a Wednesday we enjoy anal sex. Well, what the hell? My wife thinks I'm crazy, but I like it. I'll see you all later. Just thought I'd introduce myself.
if i were a cat-
i would wake you each morning by jumping on your head and scratching the inside of your nose till it bleeds. I would quietly rub my ass in your face when i am in heat while you take a nap.
i would let you pet me till you seem relaxed then i would bite you in the balls and rip my claws into your belly button.
When you pour your cereal in the morning then run off to go potty, i will carefully lap up some of the milk just because i got done cleaning myself.
When you have company over, i will sit in waiting until you leave the room. Then i will pounce on them and run all over the room in a furious fashion making them think that i am nuts. So, when they tell you what happened and you see me sleeping in the corner you will think they are nuts and wont have them back over, then i can have you all to myself so when you let me sleep on you i can "accidently" have an accident on your pillow.I love you turd...meow
tqo things: (notice the "q", thats a common flaw; youll figure it out)
1. perhaos now you guys see this asshole imposter, infinity, (many thanks for innaping it)
2. i like this new canadiansareidiots guy, he seems genuine and was relatively funny.
my advive: hey, don't throw too many inaults and youll go far on this sight pal!
From my log, a quote I copied from another without credit. I have proven this on my boat, and chauvinistically think it holds true today regarding tight quarters: "If the crew is to include females, the toilet arrangements have a greater priority than the sails or engine! Incomptetent male failure to recognize that female anatomy is incompatible with oilskins, in this context, may be one reason why so many wives do not want to get involved with any kind of sailing."
HEY INFINTY: UP YOURS SHITHEAD. WHILE IM AT IT, WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR INSULTS? JERRY SPRINGER OR DOCTOR PHIL? OR PERHAPS SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT, LIKE FUCKING GODDAM BEER COMERCIALS??!! LAME!! A FUCKING "43" YEAR OLD WITH NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN ACT LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD!
You have just made the list of true American Idiots.
Do not take this as a criticism. It's just that if I wanted to improve the gene pool, I would have you killed before I let you breed with anyone other than Hillary Clinton.
Discoveries payload has been rearranged to fit in the spare parts to get the crapper running again. A NASA technician has received a crash course in toilet repair. Now they hope there will be no delays in getting Discovery off the launch pad, or the ISS will be in deep shit.
So far they had been able to use the toilet of the Sojous, though that has a limited capacity. A contingency solution is currently used that supposedly involves the use of bags.
An interesting detail is that the NASA speaker who gave the details to the press is named Allan Beutel, "Beutel" is a German name meaning "Bag"...
Hatches between ISS and Discovery were opened at 3:36pm. NASA did not report if the ISS crew did storm the shuttle toilet or if the shuttle crew was overwhelmed by the "parfume de ISS".
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