Speedy Musical Glasses

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First:cidd
3 months ago
3 months ago
3 months ago
you win the prize of being the biggest dork of the morning, good job putz.
3 months ago
stupid faggot
3 months ago
congratulations Cidd. your an inspiration to us all....kind of.
3 months ago
I am the best, I know!
3 months ago
Glad you think so.
3 months ago
cidd, more rambling please.
3 months ago
What happened to the quadriplegic parachute guy? Is this him? Was he healed by Jesus, ans has taken up playing wine glasses?
3 months ago
3 months ago
How come we can't flag Glumbert's replies as 'inappropriate'? Yeah, I know, 'go back to the zin Sven!'
3 months ago
You can. He got erased on a previous video.

(P.S. It wasn't me Glumbert)
3 months ago
May I repeat my suggestion of using a scoring system for "inappropriate" votes?

:))
3 months ago
Rigged....................he's lip sync'ing
3 months ago
All I can think about when watching this is "what about all the germs he's putting on those glasses, yuck! Especially when he dips his fingers into the water...............just like a waiter at Applebee's.
3 months ago
Are you a germaphobe?
3 months ago
No, my only fears are of midgets and of proctologists who always seem to have both hands on your shoulders
3 months ago
When I was in Salzburg last summer I saw a street busker playing full Beethoven symphonies with wine glasses. It was pretty amazing.
3 months ago
Hey Sauer! If you ever want to see busking at it's best, you've got to go to Victoria, Canada. There's buskers there that do the glass thing, mimes, chalk artists, marimba bands...

Oprah was there last summer. She saw one marimaba band on the Inner Harbour. The next thing they knew, they were at the airport, put on to a private plane, flown to a private island where they gave a performance for Oprah and her 50 closest friends.

Even the Snowbirds gave Oprah a personal flyby.
3 months ago
If you engage in too much busking will you go blind? Or grow hair on your palms?

(Maybe that's where they get the merkin hair! I'm in business!!!!!!!!!)
3 months ago
Dude should take piano lessons - this is quaint but pathetic
3 months ago
Ilike playing mindgames with Minegame
3 months ago
Why must the vast majority of these commentarys be about absolutely nothing. You are speaking to a greater audience then just your small click group of friends. Apply yourselves and add something truly origonal, intellengent, and spark meaningful conversation. Don't just throw the time away trying to impress each other with witt and sarcasm. Although, that is all that I expect in return.
3 months ago
faggot. You couldn't even get laid in Bangkok. Piss off this site if you're going to whine about it.
3 months ago
Ok, we can get the party started.............................


I think George W Bush is awesome!! Do you?

Who thinks the Abu Ghraib "Torture" was nothing more than frat party antics?

Who else thinks Guantanamo detainees on hunger strike should be intravenously fed pork broth, forced to watch repeated Billy Graham Crusade footage, and left with nothing but the pages of their Koran with which to wipe their asses? (hint- Me, me, me!!!!)

This should stimulate some intellectual conversation. Enjoy!
3 months ago
"Why must the vast majority of these commentarys be about absolutely nothing."

Pick the answer you like the best:
1- This is a website that posts entertaining videos and allows comment posting. What exactly were you expecting?

2- We're waiting for some moron like you to demonstrate he has less life than we do, by actually reading and replying to the stuff we say to each other.

3- We're actually talking in code - you wouldn't understand, cuz by your own admission, you ain't cool enough to be in our club.

"You are speaking to a greater audience then just your small click group of friends."

Ahh, Glumbert.com. Crossroads of 21st century civilization. The United Nations of the internet. The televised debate equivalent of the web. You never know how we'll impact current affairs. The comments under the 'kitten takes a dump on a grasshopper' video almost caused the Japanese stock market crash overnight. Mass suicides in 5 major cities were blamed on the non-inclusive language used in the 'punk ukulele skydiving' video.

Mindgames, give yourself a break from yourself. You're bright enough to realize you've earned wit and sarcasm from your post - are you truly not bright enough to understand the level of comments you'll find at glumbert?

rareay@hotmail.com
3 months ago
I just want to point out that it's 'clique' of friends, not "click" of friends...

lol...
3 months ago
Nah, we were all just waiting for mindgames to show up and enlighten us.
3 months ago
Herr Glumbert!

I vish to complain in ze strongest possible terms about ze removal von ze kvodraplegic skydiver video.
Ze video itself vos scheise, but I vos ze first poster, und mein heart svelled mit pride ven I saw mein name at ze top. Now mein triumph vill never be seen again by mein fellow Glumberters.
Zis is disgraceful!
I vood appreciate ein early explanation.
Yours in Glumbertism
Adolfvanker
Hacienda del Sol
nr Buenos Aires
3 months ago
Lieber Herr Vanker,
I sympathise with you, it must be a great blow to your self esteem. Having never achieved a first post myself I cannot imagine what you must be going through, but I hope you can move on and post many more firsts in your time.
-Fraulein Sharpy
3 months ago
I am sure this an anti-German conspiracy...
3 months ago
here's some sarcasm for you mindgames.
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
Ron Paul a man to reasonable and intelligent to be president?Ron Paul before Iraq war (warning of future involvement - 7 min)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLV7zDhKzDY
3 months ago
Of course he was way off 100 Billion. Nope I think it is over 400 Billion and rising.

He was muted by the corporate plutocracy then, as he is muted now. The only place I can hear what this man has to say is the internet. I hear the inane babbling sound bites of the other candidates every day on TV.

I don't know if this guy would be a good president for the USA, and I don't agree with everything he says, but when I look, and listen to the other candidates, and the current president, I have to say why not Ron Paul?

This country is in fiscal crisis, and RP understands this, the others just look confused.

Ron Paul before IRAN war (warning of future involvement - 7 min)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzFMo6w-hsk
3 months ago
I am driven to ask where are the videos of the other candidates that are on this same level of coherence? The others all say they have a position, but where are their video statements proving their position?
3 months ago
Being against the war doesn't make him ready for the oval office. He has other things that are questionable, IE; no income tax, everytime the feds give a tax break my house taxes go way up, 45% since W was put into office by the USSJC.
3 months ago
gymyg - I don't know what America would look like without a personal income tax, but I like the idea. Perhaps the national sales tax would work, and who would not agree with that if you do your own taxes!

As to the entitlement programs such as welfare, SS, Medicare, Mortgage and Dependant deductions I think if the tax burden is removed then the deductions are unnecessary, because people should not be paid to reproduce, and the extra money almost 50% of your real pay would be enough to offset any deductions anyway.

The entitlements could be paid from corporate taxes, and the sales tax.

It would require a mental adjustment for people to not suck so hard on the government teat, but in the end I think everyone would be better off.

Maybe? It needs a lot of thought and planning.
3 months ago
I think you pay 24% on everything, we pay 5% unless it's food/clothing/etc. So the cost of most things would go up 25 cents, there are people who can't buy work boots with a 24% tax, let people pay tax on what they earn, and a small sales tax on what they buy.
There are many other taxes, real property, cars, travel, gas (less than yours) witch should go up for those f--king SUVs.
But, I think income tax is fair, we need to get rid of the loopholes.
3 months ago
The following website has more information on the Fairtax proposal. (It's a far greater movement than just 1 politician.)

www.fairtax.org

It's commonly misconstrued that it's an across the board 24% increase and that the cost of goods and services would increase by that amount. That is not the case at all.

The FAQ section of the website lists many common questions and misperceptions about the Fairtax and helps you get the jist of it without pouring through the entire site.

The Fairtax will be attacked and dismissed as ridiculous by mainstream politicians and lobbyists so don't trust what you hear from them. They have a vested interest in keeping the current income tax system in place. How else can they "buy your vote" at election time if they can no longer make claims of raising or lowering taxes to their intended audience.

This tax system takes power away from the politicians and they hate it!!!!


The FairTax:

Enables workers to keep their entire paycheck
Enables retirees to keep their entire pension
Refunds in advance the tax on purchases of basic necessities
Allows American products to compete fairly
Brings transparency and accountability to tax policy
Ensures Social Security and Medicare funding
Closes all loopholes and brings fairness to taxation
Abolishes the IRS


Read for yourself and see if YOU think it's viable. Don't let some hack politicians comments influence you. After all, they are the only ones who lose under this system.

www.fairtax.org


(steps off soapbox)
3 months ago
Taxing systems are usually stupid and so complex that they waste much of the money they do collect.

But if you think the US tax is fucked up you have not seen the German system. Laws, execution instructions, and precendence court rules together make up 360,000 pages (yes, more than a third of a million). More than 60% of the world wide professional literature on tax is about Germany.

Tell me about insane...
3 months ago
i could get in line witha fair tax initiative
right now what we have is a institutionalized redistribution of income
the financially elite are receiving tax breaks even as we speak while the gangbanging ghetto culture would be unable to exist without multigenerational welfare...the middle class are getting fuked..and it's time to do something about it
3 months ago
bug - I agree. Just think about the time and sheer manpower needed to enforce, administer, mail, collect, distribute, litigate, and punish everyone but Illegal Immigrants (They are immune to all American law and taxation) .

The total number of IRS employees at all levels is approximately 115000.
Giving all those people real jobs that generate GNP would give the economy a real boost!
3 months ago
Amen, Mr. Chucknorris
3 months ago
I can't post on a previous video. Anyone else having problems?
3 months ago
sometimes my pop up blocker gets in the way.
3 months ago
It was weird, I couldn't reply to some posts but others were ok. I"m writing it off as a "mystery of cyberspace".
3 months ago
can you hear this...i can't..but i've heard about it
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1361284675892189618
3 months ago
I could not here it in the video, so I captured the audio and then adjusted the volume and allowed only the low frequency part of the audio to play using the audio mixer.

I could then hear it clearly, and it does sound like propellers turning in the distance.
3 months ago
Actually it sounds mostly like a squadron of B17's flying overhead. If you remember those from WWII videos.
3 months ago
All the glasses in my house started wineing! even my eyeglasses are vibrating.
3 months ago
That whole area of the country is creepy. I had a very strange experience in New Mexico that still freaks me out when I think about it. Felt like an electric current trying to take over my body when I was half asleep.

I've been searching the internet for similar descriptions and only come up with the Taos Hum thing that's even remotely close.

Anyone else, or am I (was I) just losing my mind?
3 months ago
didn't hear much, but I have been told about the "hum" while out west.
3 months ago
Figures, infrasonic works on your subconscious mind and makes you feel uncomfortable, if exposed to it for a while you start hallucinating. That by the way is the explanation behing quite a few "haunted" castles.
3 months ago
bug- very interesting........it also helps take the edge off the heebie jeebies
3 months ago
Actually knowing about the effect does not help you control it. Depending on your personal condition it takes from a few moments to maybe an hour of infrasonics and you will start to see movements at peripheral vision and feel uncomfortable.

There have been several attemts of using this as a non lethal weapon but the effect is too indirect and using high power levels makes it perfectly leathal (by mechanically maiming you).
3 months ago
The voices of the denizens of Hell will be heard,
the awful sound will fill the air and all men will tremble.
the imps and demons of Satan will make merry
and the non-believers will tear their hair in mortal fear.
The good man will hear the sound, but will prosper
and live long in the way of righteousness.
felchers
3 months ago
is this post serious? I am confused...!
I went for a drink with some of satans denizens once. The imps are pervy little bastards, keep an eye out.
3 months ago
God, don't make me delete you, try one of the rightwing sites, I'am sure they'ed like to read you.
PS what's an IMP? Do they hang with demons, isn't he a centerfielder for the yankees?
3 months ago
I kinda like godswrath. His duplicitous messages of religious paranoia are interesting.
3 months ago
and they come with a nasty insult at the end!!

That's my favorite part.....
3 months ago
haha it is pretty entertaining :D
3 months ago
We had less entertaining ping packet creators before :)
3 months ago
He's most likely a real preacher that can't hang-out in the airport mens rm anymore.
3 months ago
Cant get enough of my Sugar Golden Crisp... Where's the little brown bear when you need him..
3 months ago
The sodomite and the despoiler of virgins,
the man who bears false witness in matters of the heart,
the promiscuous, the rapists of goats,
the harlots, strumpets and the debauched.
All will burn in the hellish fire when the last trumpet blows.
pricks
3 months ago
the rapists of goats?
3 months ago
I almost had a perfect score until the goat bit.....
3 months ago
hahahaha
3 months ago
Well ive noticed something about BILLY GRAHAM(Godsbitch)hes british the use of word pricks is mostly used by the brits oh yeah and hes a nutter (another commonly word used by brits)
3 months ago
I think godswrath is the reincarnation of Bob de Niro's character in the remake of Cape Fear. Or a cross between him and Bob Mitchum in The Night of the Hunter. Either way, he scares the shit outa me.
3 months ago
He spells well!
3 months ago
Actually he reminds me of the character Maggot in the Dirty Dozen. He talked just like that.
3 months ago
Weiner, thanks, fairtax was enlighting, I still like Edwards.
God, I think you have the town dump mixed up with hell, but if I do have to go anyplace, hell would be fine, I don't make new friends easly.
3 months ago
holy crap is this all real? is it all ok here? feels weird.
3 months ago
Anyone agree that godswrath might just be a woman? I don't know -there's something very, very creepy about the way this is all going. I confess that, although his/her posts are totally ludicrous, they do make me feel vaguely uncomfortable. There is a strange intelligence at work here and I wonder why?
He/she obviously isn't a bona fide evangelist, but there does seem to be a kind of twisted assuredness there.
OK, maybe I'm just being paranoid. This is after all just Glumbert, site of the odd and the crazy!
3 months ago
Get your affairs in order, there is a prognostication of "The Holy Hoovering" where souls are sucked up into Heaven (Evangelicals only I'm told), but do you want to take the risk.
3 months ago
Let's get ready to rapture!!!!!!!!!
3 months ago
Hi Arse! I myself am almost certain that godswrath is a reincarnate of an old screen name, or several. The tone and intelligence (even if the posts are twisted, they DO show a great level of intelligence just to come up with that stuff), are vaguely familiar. Cidd, or Sid, or Sidd, is also included in these observations of mine. I will keep it to myself because, number one, I decided awhile ago I would stop trying to figure out the "alias" faction. And number two, (no pun intended Cleveland), I just don't think it matters anymore.

Later Arse!
Free
3 months ago
"Aguirre, Wrath of God" directed by Werner Herzog?
No - I don't think so. This guy is just plain nuts.
3 months ago
...or looking for attention. My thought, anyway.

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