how do you spell sssss----ttttt---uuuuu-----pppppppppppppp--------iiiiiii-----ddd? Perfect. put a rock on her finger and train her they way you want her..... She can't talk back to you! It's practically a no brainer! Haaa haaa heeeeeeeeee!!!!
Zis looks like Conchita's little sister Juanita. She too is very stupid, but I vos told by Pedro zat she has hidden talents.
I do not know vot he means.
Most people in Glumbert Land r of fine character, although I have 2 be careful when and where I post cause there r a few nasties but they r in the minority.
"You start bringing some funnies to the party, people will stop clicking your stuff as innappropriate. You may get more airtime then".
When canuck wrote his submarine tale about getting the B.A.C.K.B.O.N.E.
I read it and had a laugh I thought I would inject a little fun nothing vicious just something about him kissing and humping a torpedo with a reference to a song song by the Village People in the navy, others commented that it was funny and what happened?
You and your little girlfriends "nuked" it WHY?
Didn't you find it at the least mildly amusing?
So answer me Jugejudy (you and the western thing)
Honestly why did you click my post off?
WHY? I really would like to know why?
PS: I am used to you gals "nuking" me so it doesn't bother me it takes away a bit of fun but who cares? I think you did a little c'mon be honest you didn't like being on the receiving end.
It didn't have anything especially hate filled in it so it was fine. Not funny in any way, not imaginative, nor entertaining but not worth nuking.
It was just crude and purile as usual.
I have only ever pressed inappropriate on those of your posts which genuinely spew hate. There have been, I think you'll admit, a few of those.
I gather from reading the various threads in which your, erm, 'contributions' have raised eyebrows, that the nuking is being carried out by a number of others too.
Like I said before, there are many more people viewing than there are actively participating. Do the maths and you'll figure out why you keep getting nuked.
You're not funny. Honestly. You're just not.
If you can raise your game one tiny iota from the mire in which you love to soak, and actually post something witty, without taking the piss out of anyone, that pertains (or not, doesn't really matter) to the posted video, or to the thread, THEN I may give you a moments thought.
Otherwise you'll simply continue to prove the point that you're an Arian nation inbred.
That's all.
Keep it coming Gimpy, keep it coming
BTW I often find that people who are genuinely convalescing from a serious accident tend to be a tad happy for being alive. On the whole they are often times grateful for that second chance.
This tends to make them reach out to their fellow man in a much more positive way than you have. You're just angry and bitter it seems - why so?
Hey canuck I couldn't care less about who doesn't like me but that coming from you is a bit rough haw many posters hate you? Take your rose colored glasses of as for mitercut he started trashing me first and I just responded then he showed he has balls and maturity I admit at this stage of my life I only have balls (big balls at that) and still have to mature so in short mitercut taught me by example.
You on the other hand not only lack maturity but you're blind to the fact that you are not perfect and not everyone loves you Gilligan just look at past threads.
You think your a mental giant start acting.
Gilligan and ladyboy stop trying to encourage others on how to feel about me thats a ploy to alienate them which is a bitchy thing to do let them comment on posts not any flag you moronic trolls.
Oh diddums, don't get upset. I'm not encouraging anyone to form an opinion of you. You did that your own dumd self by posting your profile as a bigot and a hater with an Arian Nation flag to back it up.
Good to see you admit you're immature. A simple apology coupled with an admittance that the White Supremacist drivel you were spewing is utter crap will do for now. You mentioned you might think about it
I'll wait as I understand the process may take some time with you.
We can work on you comng up with funny material later
Agreed Pod.
That, coupled with nerves. It's a nasty trait among English speakers - make fools of people using a second language. Let's face it, the girl wasn't there because she could come up with a Theory of Everything.
And sometimes these beauties surprise you. I had a drink with Miss Greece once on an island called Yaltra. I didn't speak any Greek, but one of my friends did, and he said she was up to speed on just about any topic that was being discussed. Which was more than I was. I drank a bottle of ouzo and threw up on her lap. I tried to get away with it by saying it was an ancient American custom, but I don't think she believed me.
To her credit, she only slapped me once.
Isn't the traditional approach for first language english speakers communicating with those who can't speak it simply to keep speaking in english just louder and slower?
Seems to be.
Gimpy...how ya doing my little Arian Nation coward?
Mako, that is so funny, a goat on a train or where the people on the train that saw Mr. Hill doing the goat, whichever it's a riot.
I knew a guy in high school who was seen in a wheelbarrow behind a cow at the local fair, he won the blue ribbon, married the cow and is happy to this day. Free mike.
Gymyg my understanding of this case was that the train came to a halt just outside it's destination town and the astounded passengers were greeted by this bestial daliance occuring in the field next to the tracks
I would have thought it highly unlikely for the act to be taking place on the train itself. The UK train network is incredibly decrepit but with exception o seeing eye dogs and felines in carry boxes, livestock are not usually carried on board, much less sexually abused.
There are parts of Wales where this may still happen tho so don't quote me.
mitercut I have not been ignoring you (believe it or not I do have some manners) I am sure others will be delighted to hear that I was recently been involved in a serious accident and have been recovering - sorry to tell you guys I am going to make a full recovery.
This would also explain why I have been able to devote so much time to this great site.
But I warn all who click on this link...it is BAD, REAL BAD as far as gross goes!
In the end we are all "just" human and all the sparring, bitching, whining, clicking, cussing, and threatening becomes so irrelevant when faced with a personal injury or sickness, so I'll lay off you, I really don't think you're such a bad person anyway.
My brother emailed me those pictures, I made them into a quick vid, (the darker, sick side of me lol) I too wonder what happened to the occupants of the car, can you imagine sitting in the drivers seat, bet they're still picking the carnage from their teeth, and talk about guts flying...liver on the floor, heart in the back cargo area, bit of stomach too...I don't know why this is so gross to me, I gut deer all the time, way messier than this and the smell!
The sycophant and the egomaniac. Pathetic but not that uncommon. Gymyg are you mildly retarded? Canuck, from what I can tell you're insecurities are actually well founded.
You see mako peanut and gymyg just had ago at each other and they both made me laugh. No one fucking died the sky isn't falling.
Another thing mako have you noticed that since I have been around US and world politics, arguing about religion fiscal policy talk of war as decreased maybe people are able to escape the awful shit that this planet produces for a little while not that these topics shouldn't be discussed but not every bloody thread (not going to mention any names canuck don't panic)
Lackbone - talking about all that stuff in a way which makes light of it or actually discusses it honestly and openly, with disagreement at times, is what's made this site worthwhile.
That and the humour between posters. You bring Youtube style insults here and it's crass. It seems the only way to deal with you is to fight fire with fire. You've been a damp squib so far though you have recieved a lot of incoming
Guaranteed the focus is on you at present but don't for one minute be arrogant enough to think this is for anything positive.
It's because you've been a shit stirring little guttersnipe.
BTW when a vid gets posted that actually generates some intelligent debate then you'll either be forgotten or will attempt to particpate in an adult manner minus the Arian nation viewpoint
Your call.
PS You are a hater and proud right? What do you expect to get when you announce your arrival with that preamble?
Sweat heart if everyone was as funny as you are than you wouldn't special just average like myself so you need others below you cause thats the only way you can be above.
Actually I find her self-deprecating sense of humor and humility VERY refreshing. I only wish more of these pageant whores had a personality and lack of fear of failure. I'd not only do her next year when legal, I'D MARRY HER!!!!
Looked like the young lady just had a momentary brain freeze, often jokingly referred to as a blonde moment. Happens to the best of us. Too bad it had to happen to her when so many people witnessed it, but at least she had a sense of humor about it. She is really quite beautiful, and at that age, she will have other chances do it better next time.
A big hello to everyone, and hope Backbone is healing ok. Cyber arguing doesn't measure up to being seriously injured. I hope everyone is fine and well.
Hello Free, your words are calming and sensible as ever.
Forgive me for saying this but I'm afraid I still wish ill will on Lackbone. Sorry for that.
In the same way I wish ill will on anyone posting anything to do with White Supremacy whether for real or in jest. It's simply too repulsive to ignore.
Well Brownlove -
I've never been to Mykonos. Not really my scene. My favorit Greek island has to be Corfu, especially the north. The south end is a bit "clubland" for me.
There are some great little coastal villages and Corfu's very green - unlike the southern islands. You can take a boat trip to Albania from Corfu. Well worth going to see a third world country in Europe. Ox carts, the lot. Albanian women and kids are among the most beautiful in the world in my opinion. But the customs are very strange, with a formal vendetta system still in place which makes the Sicilian version look like playschool.
My most amusing experience in Corfu involved being run over by a horse and cart - one of the tourist carrier ones. Some idiot blew off a gas horn behind it and the horse bolted right over the top of me. I was lucky not to get dragged under the cart, but my ice cream was ruined.
I didn't say I was leaving Glumbert altogether (sorry to burst your bubble).
I must provide backbonehead and YOU with a reason to post, now musn't I? I'll still be around to remind the likes of yourself and THEM, of who your betters are. Relieved now? I bet you are.
Let's just say that Chugwater will get a little bit more of my involvement, is all.
I bet ya even when when Crudhead was in his alleged "accident", his thoughts were STILL consumed by me.
Oh no poor little canuckie had is post taken off and now he is all upset oh no poor little baby (don't have a mental crisis over it - I mean it really don't we all know what happened last time)
I'll admit it I did click on your story but I assure you it wasn't just me but once again the slimy slug is outraged because it affected him the great "Sheriff Gilligan" how many fucking times have YOU clicked on my posts huh you once again have shown what a hypocrite you are.
Pull your head back in and get over yourself - I can't believe I actually liked you once you are such an self centered prick you really are buddy.
Sorry, Shitpoke, but it may shock you to know that I, PERSONALLY, never once clicked the button on your posts. Not once. Why on earth would I do that? I like to know what I'm putting you in your place about.
Problem is, is that you've had so much of a shitkicking from me and others, its sent you into a spiralling hissy-fit.
Goody.
I hope you get eaten alive over it, shitheel.
And when they put you in the nuthouse, and give you crayons to play with, just remember to tell them who put you there:
Sheriff Canuck and the Townspeople of Glumbert (OR Captain R.J. Mitercut, C.O. of the HMCS Glumbert----whichever you prefer).
Lemme see if I can put this in perspective for you:
If someone like, say, Mako...or Mitercut...or Podman.....or Skidmarks....or Gymyg.....or Billy-B....or ANY of the established folks whom I've gotten to know, ever said to me "Know what? You have upset and pissed me off for such-and-such reason".....then YES....I WOULD be upset, and hurt.
But sure don't think you ought to be giving YOURSEL that kind of credit where I'M concerned.
If it came to the crunch I know I could slam my fist through your face with all your buddies present I have done it in the past and I can do it again see Gilligan I take care of myself with what I eat and by working out (and my doctor stated that if I wasn't in such great shape I would of been far worse off its taking me a while but I am almost 100%)
One thing I am known for I don't back down so remember in reality you are a fat unhealthy pig that wouldn't stand a chance against me in real life.
Remember that when you are scoffing down those pancakes with maple syrup and have a look in the mirror and than have a laugh or maybe you should have a cry instead YOU FAT FUCK.
I am not one who likes to nit pick ladies but since you both write large complicated words my little brain needs the assistance of a dictionary/thesaurus (BTW i thought a Thesaurus was a type of dinosaur till I ran into both of you)
Gilligan I have seen on occasions that you have belittled others for spelling mistakes and so on and because I know you are so anal about such things (although peanut did put you in your place for that)
You are ambivalent towards my health thanks.
ambivalent - having mixed feelings or contradictory ideas about something or someone.
adolf you have witnessed it canuck and mako went for it like there was no tomorrow I have only did on one thread thats no lie go back and see how many times they have and now they experienced for ONCE and they cry fowl come get real.
Herr Canuck! I haf noticed zat Fraulein Goldbardeb knows how to ppost ein link. Forgive mein idiocy. I am, after all, 119 years old and flirting vith ze evil Dr Alzheimer....
mitercut, freetobe1962 and gymyg thanks for your well wishs and to anyone else wether sincere or not. I was in a car wreck good guess and it has/did leave me in a bad way but I don't give up to easy so I know I will be fine once again thanks for your well wishes.
PS: freetobe1962 I apologize for the bad language that I have used I would never do so in front of a lady such as yourself in the real world sometimes you forget who else has to read the posts.
Nice gets you nice, anyone else care to join in on the niceness? It's not that hard!
Let's not have this fantasyland (the web) get to us personally, we all play a game here, none of it real, don't lose site of that my glumbert friends, all of you...All the worlds a stage!
Anyone care to leave the bs behind, starting with the next new videos? Let's give it a try, I propose, if you're all willing, to see how long we can go without...disrespecting another person here on glumbert, using profanities (hard one I know) clicking off others comments....how long can we go?
Feel my vibes people, I'm up, I'm happy, I just beat the @#% out of yet another cancer scare, (kind of why I've been such a meanie lately) life is good, life is short, let's not give hate and negativity any of it!
Good to hear ya beat it miter that damn cancer we have a cure for limp dick but still no cure for the cancer as i told u i had a scare and have lost family and friends to it anyway glad to hear your on the mend
oh mon me make the rong spot I' be new here I be gettin bummed tho dont no if I stay........ha me hit da big splif and be all good got good crop dis year see ma picture in da place it be commin up
OK I am old, I finally figured out stickybud, I was sure you where bud wiser. we use to call it stinkybud, love that stink, I'm old but I still like the buzz.
mako100 - I can't stand using your real handle name but I am not fooling around now -
You posted -
You have manners...???? Show them then.
Apologise for your idiocy in posting your Arian Nation profile phot and admit that it is a revolting premise to begin with...
That would be a start.
Be a man about it. You might get a little more respect.
I am seriously considering your offer it would be the mature thing to do and I am bursting to tell you so many things but that would take away some of the fun and give to much for very little back in return.(maybe later)
Don't tell me you giving up the fight "Ladyboy" and "Sheriff Gilligan" you both can't be heroes if you don't have an "Arch Nemesis" so in closing.
FUCK YOU BOTH! and take it easy on the donkey and "Sheriff Gilligan"
PS ladyboy remember to count how many ping-pong balls go in and a recount on how many you eject.
Look, if Mitercut, or ANYONE else wants to give you an olive branch....hey...that's THEIR business, and I respect that. May not agree with it, but I can still respect that...because I respect THEM. See how that works?
As for YOU....don't you find it humiliating, maybe even GUILTY....at having having these very same, fine folks that YOU REPEATEDLY shit on, come up to you and offer encouragement, sympathy, support and even an olive branch?
Don't you?
I would.
Yessiree, I would feel like a HUGE fucking HEEL.
First-class, I might add.
But for that to happen, one would have to have a conscience.
Ya mon I be for the real here, just be chillin in jamaica on me new window to da world be near mo bay if in you no where it is mon who be da backbone he be needin da big splif so he can be chillin..........like he been gittin hit bad here by some i see what he do? who gilligan?
Maybe it was just a TV show or they never got off that island or fixed the boat, because they were all smoking the weed they found. Sex orgies, weed, and the professors home made coconut rum, are what turned the young girl into the refer mad whore that was rescued from that island of depravity.
garbage keep mothers out of this just cause I was in your mom last night thats between me and your dad he was watching from in the closet and seemed to be enjoying himself.
Damn your mamma has a large asshole she could debone a leg of lamb with that thing.
And ladies I do find Adolfvanker, Der Fuhrer's website funny.
Herr Vank perhaps you could confirm but I think the pic of Mum is a mug shot that's been used to depict the effects of crack or meth use in an ad campaign before
Adolf's story about the sheriff who had his stomach sewn up because he couldn't stop eating reminds me of a guy I met in Port of Spain, Trinidad.
He must have weighed 400 pounds and coldn't get out of his bed to take a shit. The doctor told him he'd die if he carried on eating - he ate anything that was dead, pies, cakes, anything. He got booked in for the operation but on the morning when they tried to arry him out to the ambulance he died of a heart attack. Wasn't funny really. Well, ok, just a little.
bhappens mako100.......... blow wow him be sounen evilous rispeck due mon I an I be not wantin chobble or crosses so I be not joinin dat. I an I be seekin peeps dat are boonoonoonoos. I an I been down at da wata wit da ganja seein all da punany agoin by. Jah be good to I dis day!
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