Life on the Cape is perfect. I read the Chamber of Commerce report before delivering that message. Red Sox are sneaking back into first place. The dreaded Yankees are staging a resurgence. The Patriots had their first pre-season practice yesterday.
I have a slight cold.(.. don't ya LOVE summer colds?) Weather here has been lovely, but a little rain is needed to keep a good bloom on my roses. No bear sightings in my yard recently, so that's excellent news to our kitties. ( I'd mention sports too, but our Seattle teams are somewhat lacking. Oh well, there's nowhere but up this way. :)
I second that chaz....
Those carmel gooey turtles with pecans and creamy chocolate outsides....
oh dear, I may need to hit the local chocolate shop on my way home... I hope she has some... and they're hand dipped and fresh! Maybe that's just what the DR. ordered!
Y'know the best thing about this so-far-site....? No babble.....no childish schitt.....(forgive the concession to crudity, albeit lightly engaged))...]]]
Goldbardeb, canuck, chaz...........all sensible. Gad....good stuff, no ?
...........sorry.............I may have over valued a small sampling here.......final results yet to be determined.......
Is it possible to hear from Pod, Miter, FTB, garbage (dammit, everytime I want to recall the cogent posters I go Alzheimeric)...and so on (my brainless recall is now your issue...)...to reclaim this site for the purpose of discourse?
Hey hey Chaz, sounds good on the Cape! I've been sweating it out digging post holes in the sun (try that with sunscreen migrating into your eyes) but hey it's not all bad...the project is next to a pool and oh boy you should see bikini clad, sun worshiping owner!
This is my kind of commercial! I pity the fool who mess's with Mr T and those that snicker gatling gun LOL!
A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat. He looks up and notices the
most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane. He is nervous, and
soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him. When she takes
the seat right next to him, he is anxious to begin a conversation. He asks,
"Where are you flying to today?"
She responds, "To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago." His mind
reeling, he asks, "And what do you do at this meeting?"
"Well," she says, "We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about
sexuality."
"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.
She explains, "Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the
most well endowed, when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this
trait. Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover,
when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."
"Very interesting..." the man responds.
Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she
says, "I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even
know you! What is your name?"
The man extends his hand and replies, "Tonto........Tonto Goldstein."
anybody see the new Rambo movie? Just watched it last night........bloody f-n loved it. It had me laughen hard. In my humble opinion..its the best movie on pay per view right now
I see the wisdom of the ancients eludes you, size queen. And I have, sadly, been reduced to penis jousting with the likes of you and your randomness. Begone! Yours in pseudonymity, Lord Stutz, Seventh Earl of Blogshire
stutz - your humor is pathetic. The wisdom of the ancients eludes me, as it does you. So what little dick?
All I'd ask you to consider is this. When you try so hard to rise above what you see as the detritus of Glumbert, just look down at your shrivelled peanut prick and weep softly.
When I look at mine, I rejoice in the fact that I am huge demand. Not only is it enormous, I shag for more than an hour at a time, which keeps the "ladies" happy.
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