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Monty Python Olympics

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3 months ago

Oh yeah!!

3 months ago

damn! second..

3 months ago

i'm strong and violent without my meds.

3 months ago

Monty Python, when comedy used to be funny.

3 months ago

Anyone here who wants to be a lumberjack?

3 months ago

I used to be a lumberjack.

Then the US decided there was no such thing as NAFTA when it came to softwood lumber. And then they decimated our entire forest industry with an outrageous 'tariff'.

There is no forest industry here anymore.

3 months ago

LOVE Monty Python!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo&feature=related

3 months ago

Remember this:

http://comedyjuice.com/2008/05/little-chocolate-donuts.html

3 months ago

Here's my personal favorite:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O0BA6mkk7k

3 months ago

Monty Python sucks. When you see guys like Bob Hope and Bing Crosby in the Road movies, now that's REAL humor. Or some early Jack Benny maybe, but this sort of stuff is total crap.
I'm goin fishin now.

3 months ago

They scatter like cockroaches.

3 months ago

you don't know what's funny and you can't catch a cold.

3 months ago

catch anything?

3 months ago

Don't need to. My hearts full of ice already.

3 months ago

C'mon Gymyg

Python rocked

What did you catch?

3 months ago

if u don't like monty python then u must be a very, very sad person.

3 months ago

clone of gymyg?

3 months ago

my new wife watches the fucking olympics 24/7. she says its exciting, but all she does is make mooing noises and eat popcorn. thank fuck i can go out to the bar and get away from her. she sits on the couch all the time stuffing her face with shit and saying things like hes hot and hes good and hes wonderful. every now and then i lie down beside her and stick it in her ass but im bored already. she doesnt even stop eating. still, in a few weeks time the pre nup will kick in and ill get all the cash.
it wouldnt be so bad but she looks like bart simpson. i shut my eyes but the pictures still there. ive tried getting her ietersted in toys but she just tries to make them run round the floor. advice?

3 months ago

At least you didn't marry infinity. Ever tried having sex with a shit-stain?

3 months ago

Advice? How about smashing your keyboard over her head.

3 months ago

Good idea.

3 months ago

(MY keyboard has a metal case for traveling. I think I'll put it in it's case first.)

3 months ago

The sword I put as my new profile picture looks so much like Link's Master Sword..

3 months ago

You are here by invited to a gun fight, please bring your sword;

3 months ago

Thanks. I do have a 44 magnum with a huge bayonet affixed to it, perhaps we could settle things with that. (I don't intend on getting close enough to use the bayonet.)

3 months ago

Ignore my demeanor of a "Gun happy American". It's not my fault where I was born. It could be worse. I might have been one of those whiny pain-in-the-ass chinks. Or infinity. Either would have sucked for all of us. (I'd rather be a chink, personally.)

3 months ago

I still have you down as whiney assed

Not a chink tho - they seem to be putting on a decent show

3 months ago

I know that this bird is dead;
no it isn't

3 months ago

Never ask qlannettint's wife for a blow job. I hear she bites. (At least lunchmeat certainly thinks so.)

3 months ago

archangel, LOL!

3 months ago

Oh, and Jim? It's spelled 'hereby'. No space.

3 months ago

shut the fuck and die.

3 months ago

Fragment.

3 months ago

You are worse than chronic diarrhea.

3 months ago

Maybe even comparable to that pimple on lunchmeats ass.

3 months ago

aren't you both the puppet and the angle??

3 months ago

Fake.

3 months ago

Your new initials: SFB. It's not fake or real you moron. It's comedy!

3 months ago

Oh, I see. Nevermind. My doctor says I'm not to talk to stupid people.

3 months ago

...Yet you continue to post to yourself

What gives?

3 months ago

1...2 ...3 .. 4-5-6-7-8...9-10... 11-12..... 13. !

3 months ago

Something is wrong with me this morning... I'm annoying MYSELF..

3 months ago

No, not just yourself

3 months ago

Not just this morning...

3 months ago

Yet more useless, pathetic specimens joining up on Glumbert.

3 months ago

Incidentally, I think you will find gym has been aliased further up this thread.

3 months ago

Thx AF - missed that one

3 months ago

FUCK OFF all you spastics!

3 months ago

Come see www.PORNOHOUSE.b-w-h.com for real movies!!!

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