Monkey Sibling Rivalry


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First:jurassic
2 months ago
first!
2 months ago
5 the hard way....from top to bottom! Just happened to log on at the right time.
2 months ago
Really cool vid Id like to call it MOM TO THE RESCUE
2 months ago
Take away the excess hair and dragging knuckles, and you'd have my family when I was a kid.........well, maybe WITH the dragging knuckles!
2 months ago
Sorry to clog glumbert, but on top of JOINING (I did NOT start this one) another argument, I figured I'd copy the whole thing so far to this video, in case canvck's too lazy to check back on the older threads.

It started here:

canvck1963
4 hours ago
Infinity is a total fucking moron.

And continued here:

infinity
3 hours ago
Gee thanks canvck. You don't even fucking know me, let alone have enough information to throw an insult. And don't take bikerboy's stance on the fact that I made a bunch of aliases, either, because I'm not the only one. How about coming out on your other profile?

canvck1963
2 hours ago
You're not even worth responding to. But you are an irritating little twat with the brain of a gnat.

infinity
2 minutes ago
Good for you. (Keep in mind, so much as IN-ferring that you are RE-ferring to me is as good as acknowledging I'm here.)

canvck1963
2 hours ago
Hey hey hey!
This clip reminds me of the time I auditioned for the part of a Klingon trooper in the early days of Star Trek.
I actually met William Shitner and Lieutenant Youwhoreyou. They were really friendly and encouraging, considering they were megastars at the time. Shitner let me read his diary, and Youwhoreyou offerd to suck my dick in the back lot. I read the diary.
Anyway, they anted someone who was well built and could speak in a gruff voice for the part, so I reckoned I'd be a shoe-in. But when I got to the screen test, I discovered I had genital warts, and had to keep scratching my privates all the time. That kinda went against me, although I did get the offer of a part in a Michael Jackson video.

infinity
7 minutes ago
Well, glad to have you back, bitch. Whether I'm irritating or not is of no consequence at the moment, for glumbert yet again has a bit of humor to liven it up.

infinity
4 minutes ago
Oh, and don't forget not to insult my intelligence. That one always comes back to bite the prick in question right in his big smelly ass. =) Later loser!
(It's great to have a good excuse to be here again!)

infinity
1 minute agoAnd to top it all off, that's a great means to skitter out of the way of my question. Keep dodging, I'll figure out who you are sooner or later. Not worth responding to. Yep.


My bad for reponding, but this is just too good to restrain myself.
2 months ago
heyheyyouareaMORON
andaretard
andawimp
noonecareswhatyouthinkhaharb
2 months ago
Poor, poor, little shut-in..
2 months ago
Why don't both of you just fuck right off.
2 months ago
29th Sept Mr Glumbert scratches his arse, and thinks shell i press the release button , i've got a monkey being pushed in the water, i've got Sarah Palin fucking up, i've got a golfer a tree in the 1900's, i've got a frellis wheel from the 50's ? and a vid made by a bunch of out of work actors.

Mr Glumbert thinks will that keep the sponsors happy? what happened to entertainment Mr Glumbert hey, come on, we're bored as fuck, inject the site with something good,

say some awards:

Best post award
Best picture on files
Most illiterate poster
Best grammar
Most informative poster
Most angry
Most twisted (posting from a padded cell)
Most boring

etc

i'm out of here .................
2 months ago
ferris # in a tree #

going for the illiterate award
2 months ago
I don't think Glumbert's manager bothers to read our posts skids..
2 months ago
I want my 20 seconds back...
2 months ago
Again? I got a new one: "Waste of time" No wait; that's been wasted, too.
Skids is right, (aside from canvck's jokes) this site needs some spice.
2 months ago
*snaps fingers* Eureka! Take a look at canvck's profle, look at his comments, and tell me who he reminds you of.
Someone, anyone... Don't leave me hangin'!
2 months ago
please stfu
2 months ago
pretty please
2 months ago
with bows and ribbons on
2 months ago
pay attention to me
I am a person.
NOT a monkey...they are cute.
2 months ago
*snaps fingers* Eureka!
infinity=cunuck's illegitimate child.
2 months ago
No man, you got it wrong. Canuck, you see, is a CANADIAN. I am an AMERICAN. Difference? Guns and healthcare. And since I am a proud owner of several fine rifles, I am certainly NOT Canadian.

And manolo.. I'll try not to talk so much, but give me one good reason to shut up completely. Emphasis on GOOD.
2 months ago
he probably looks like rat bastard, thats my call. hope this helped
2 months ago
No, I know it already.. the point was to see if anyone else could figure it out. And that isn't it. I'll tell you who, but not yet.
2 months ago
obahtafucur

17 hours ago

*snaps fingers* Eureka!
infinity=cunuck's illegitimate child.


Does this mean you're calling him an "American bastard"?

Now, that's not very nice.....is it?

Damn....EVEN I wouldn't/couldn't utter that kind of generalizing, sweeping slur (and that includes those days when I'm at my goddamn worst).

Sad.
2 months ago
OB, is this gibberish for "oh but to fuck her"? just kyur ee us...
1 month ago
SB. you got it!
2 months ago
If chimps could talk....I'd like to hear the dialog for this video......
2 months ago
chimps can talk...
see bush speech sept 24, 2008....
2 months ago
Yeah, but it would be nicer if they could talk AND say stuff that makes sense..
2 months ago
Whoa.

While I was watching this latest clip, I kinda felt like I was watching the Republicans latest ad on how they take care of dissenters.
2 months ago
Haha
2 months ago
heyheyinfinityisstillaMORONhaharb
2 months ago
I do not support this corporate welfare package. I'd take my chances with another great depression. That being said, there are millions of retirement age Americans standing to lose their retirements. I fucking hate this bailout. It represents everything I dislike about government, getting bigger, more debt, more power, more government control in the hands of incompetent idiots. And you can be damned sure the government, on both sides, caused this mess. The Republicans with their de-regulation bill, the Democrats with their implicit backing of Fannie and Freddie. If government wasn't offering implicit backing, and setting precedents for bail-outs, Fannie and Freddie wouldn't have taken the risks they did, and gotten so huge.

So this bail-out is like cutting off the gangrene infected leg, so it doesn't kill the patient. Its a shit deal everyway around.

At least if we did have a great depression, maybe my fellow Americans would learn to live within their means, and not rack up so much debt. Of course, the government will never learn this lesson.
2 months ago
I know a few have already commented on what's going on economically stateside, and even I have been low-key about it (and mercifully so, I guess some hereabouts would say).....but I MUST ask this question:

Just how much DO my Yank friends really KNOW about this "bail-out package"? The reason I ask, is this:

"The plan would grant the Secretary of the Treasury unprecedented power to spend, proofing his or her actions against congressional or judicial review. Section 8 of the Paulson proposal states: "Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency."

Hah???

Like, WTF???

Christ, no wonder a lot of people said this bill was shit. First, there was a President who assumed the role of unilateral ruler.....and now TREASURY SECRETARY???

Haven't the ordinary folks had enough of this "My-Way-Or-The-Highway" mentality, from their goddamn political leaders??

Jesus.
2 months ago
Saves.
2 months ago
Wellllllllll......okay, then.

Whatever works for ya, I suppose.
2 months ago
canuck it better to have a professional do it than a bush or palin type politician. who only cares about corporations that contribute to their campaign funds
2 months ago
FUCK Bush!

GODDAM I'm great. Like WTF! Kinda like a Canadian JFK and Al Pacino rolled into one.

And I, like, TOTALLY understand politics and finance too. Unlike those Yank schmucks. HOOOOOY.

Fuckin Cheney, he shoot be taken out and SHOT. gibber gibber gibber.
2 months ago
Well, have a look at this clip; it's Georgie-Boy addressing the nation this morning, after the bail-out package was defeated:

http://news.sympatico.msn.ctv.ca/abc/home/contentposting.aspx?isfa=1&feedname=CTV-TOPSTORIES_V3&showbyline=True&newsitemid=CTVNews%2f20080930%2fstock_markets_080930

Notice something? He looks tired; dazed; worn-out; haggard. He even stumbles through a PREPARED statement, that he only had to read. And when he finishes talking......he just leaves. That's it. Tells the ordinary Joe that the sky is falling....the taxpayers lost ONE TRILLION DOLLARS yesterday alone....didn't allow/take any questions.....and just walks away.

I guess this is that one rare time I actually feel pity for the poor schmuck.

Even though the buck (at whatever its currently worth) SHOULD stop with HIM.

Lame-duck burn-out.
2 months ago
Dear Imposter:


Ummmm....no....being "great" has nothing to do with it (even though I am).

Rather, it's a case of one being well-read, well-informed and being able to articulate an opinion, based on sound reasoning principles, given the information-at-hand.

I appreciate your position of feeling inadequate, ignorant, dumb and even intimidated by this concept (as well as by me)....but give it a shot.

I mean...jeepers...what have you got to lose?

Alrighty then? Sound like a plan? Yes? No? Maybe?

Ah well.
2 months ago
P.S.

Why ya so angry at ME?

I ain't the one who caused the mess you're in.

I think the folks you're looking for, to be the brunt of your wrath, currently reside at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Missplaced anger issues.

Sad.
2 months ago
And it's "should"......and not "shoot".
2 months ago
Without the regulatory control of the financial sector being included in the bill, then I think most taxpayers will be against it. The congress refuses to even mention the word regulation, or control, because their are loyal to what their campaign financiers have told them to write and speak.

They (the government, and wall street) have yet to even understand how the peasants live and the pain they are in. They just want a quick fix, a infusion of cash to fund the creation of more bad loans. Without regulatory oversight, criminal indictments, and imposition of rule of law the money is just pissed away.

We want our 700 billion pounds of flesh!
2 months ago
"A Canadian JFK and Al Pacino rolled into one"..........

Uhhhhh.....I kinda like that!

As a matter of fact....I DO like that!

THAT'S COOL!

LOL!

My name is Canuck1963......and I approve that message.
2 months ago
Hey hey hey!

This clip reminds me of the time I auditioned for a role in "Tarzan the Ape Man", starring Christopher Reeve and Scarlett Johannesburg. (You know, the one without any tits but quite nice eyes).
I went for the part of 'nBongo, a witch doctor who put a spell on Tarzan's chimpanzee which made him eat people instead of bananas. It was a wicked role - lots of evil looks and dark asides - so I reckoned I'd get into character by hanging around some rough bars in Detroit and watching how the pimps and gangsters behaved. After three weeks and several severe beatings, I reckoned I had it pretty well taped, and went along to Warner Brothers for the screen test. I kitted myself out in a Nathan's "African Witch Doctor" costume, so's I'd be ready to rock.
Well, when I got to security, this total schmuck said "No niggers allowed in here!" and refused to let me in.
I tried to explain why I was there but he just kicked me in the testicles and cracked my skull with a night stick. So I obviously didn't get the part.
Fuck it! It was a terrible movie anyway and Christopher Reeve got exactly what he deserved when he fell off his horse.
2 months ago
You actually held my interest, up until the point where you decided to resort to using the term "nigger" to attempt to advance/make a humorous point.

After that, I just wrote-off the whole anecdote (and you) as pathetic scum.

Just my own view.
2 months ago
Americans people are just plain funny - living the dream "in the land of the free and the home of the handgun"
2 months ago
Hiya Dirk!

Long-time-no-see!

How ya been?
2 months ago
Dirk, if you won't live here, I envy you.
2 months ago
Don't, not won't. Sorry.
2 months ago
canvck1963

my god , you have had some bad luck, but keep plugging away, i'm sure there's an oscar out there w/your name on it

ps my regards to dame whitney
2 months ago
Hey hey hey!

Canuck's comment about the "nigger" quote reminds me of the time I auditioned for a part in an art house film called "The Over-Sensitive Canadian", starring Montgomery Clift and Ernest Borgnine.
The storyline involved a man (played by Borgnine) who couldn't stand hearing things he didn't like to hear and who got really uptight. Eventually, the character descends into the abyss of serious mental illness, despite attempts by his psychiatrist (Clift) to get him to "lighten up a bit".
Anyway, I was reading for the role of Rastus, a black comedian who kept using the word "nigguh" in his act. When the Borgnine character inadvertently saw his show on TV, he tried to self harm and ended up in a mental hospital. Heavy stuff....
But I didn't get the part - basically because I wasn't fucking black! An easy mistake to make.
2 months ago
The "nigger" (damn, that's an ugly word) quote, as you put it, was........yours.

In your "story". Remember?

"Over-sensitivity" is not the issue here (especially on my part), but rather what exemplifies poor taste on your part, in your juvenile attempt at humour.

Look, I already told you....your little story had me up until THAT point. After that resorting to that phrase, I wrote you off as a cheap-laugh-seeking-pea-brain; so what's the big deal? As for "lightening up"....welllllll......I guess we all have a choice on what, exactly, we individually decide to "lighten up" about, don't we? When it comes to your gutter-based humor, I choose not to. Buuuut...if that's the route you want to go, feel free. Just try not cry foul when anyone does not care for it. It reeks of being....ummmm.....cry-baby-ish, I suppose. Much like Kramer. Yeah. Kinda like THAT.

I emphasized it was just my own view, so whattaya want from me already?

Man-oh-man.........talk about "over-sensitivity".

Sheesh.
2 months ago
canucky your head is starting to get to big again . Don't you think it would be wiser letting canvky implode by himself. Thats what I said LOL
2 months ago
Nahh.

It's not a case of "my heading getting big again", so much as it is just me not caring for this individuals attempt to scrape some laughs from the bottom of the trough.

Like I said...if that's his style.....all the power to him (or her, or it, or whatever kind of person sits behind that keyboard).
2 months ago
I'm not gonna say it...
2 months ago
canucky ok .I will give you that one. What happened with your try at being a thespian ?
2 months ago
please God, no.
2 months ago
LMFAO@manolo!!

(can't even type...laffing too hard here.....LOL)

WELLLLLLLL, Y'SEEEEEE IT'S LIKE THIS........

LOL!

That's just too priceless to ruin with a long-winded story.....LOL!

Okay, manolo...you win this round....on THIS one....just 'cuz that really WAS funny! (and IF you are the imposter above, well shit.....see what I told ya???? It CAN work without that nonsense).

LOL!
2 months ago
Its not a good bail out plan, And the reason is simple. The current idiots sucking in the air at the white house came up with it!

If I ever wished bad things upon a certain group of individuals,such as hate groups and what have you,The one's currently residing in the white house would do the world a favor if they followed the base jumper off the cliff using nothing but their hot air they seem to use at every chance they get to break their fall!!

Really how stupid are we Americans To believe that these worms(sorry to all the worms) have our best interest at heart?? Are we all the bumbling drunk Inbred's driving ATV's whom were so recently featured on our beloved Glumbert, Or are we simply being hoodwinked into believing that these elections are not rigged? I'm really hoping on the later to be true,for if tis the former of the two then we as a Nation Are Fucking Done!!!
2 months ago
Hey Randy-Man!

Why you no talk to me no' mo'?
1 month ago
SB. you got it!

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