... thanks Japan. By the way, we knew from before that monkeys can also fly space ships (thanks russia), provided you give them a painful enough incentive...
That said I'd love to see someone complain about an incorrect order at this bar...
Customer:
"Sir...this vodka martini has no ice"
Ape barman:
"I'll throw shit at you then try and hump your partner...come near me and I'll rip your throat out"
Sorry, Compadre.....the Mayor wasn't present, considering it's a joint Federal/Provincial affair, and not a municipal one; BUT....an Ontario Cabinet Minister was there, along with his muckety-mucks, as well as the Creremonial Honour Guard Unit and a couple of high-ranking Toronto Police brass in a purely representative kinda way.
It was actually a nice little soiree, but as I've said, the highlight for me personally, was getting to see some of the old faces I came up with, years ago.
the monkey isnt a slave monkey. he gets peanuts from the clientelle. so how is this "wrong" or for that matter different from any other species of table waiting staff ??
(looking at what I wrote last night......JEEEEZZZ)
Did I write that???
Oh gawd.
Anyways, morning all!
Thanks Randy! Thanks "Q"!
It was a pretty snazzy affair last night......all the higher government muckety-mucks were there, plus some colleagues I hadn't seen since Reagan was President and Trudeau was Prime Minister (oh mah gawd.....did I just date myself???).
Anyways, thanks guys....and as you know, I would be nothing if I didn't share with you my decoration.
Check profile for further details.
LOL!
(Dammit...is it an ego? Or just attention that I crave? "There's no such thing as bad press", someone said; I believe that....LOL!)
ATTN: Canuck
Your mummy called. Says the school psychotherapist has been enquiring if you're still taking your angry pills. Pls contact asap.
Oh, and she's washed your dirty underwear. you can find it in the airing cupboard.
I communicate with the Fuhrer regularly at seances in the Buenos Aires Spiritualist Society Hall, and he has asked me to pass on his congratulations to you on being awarded what he called "ze Iron Cross of Canada". Apparenly, he is enjoying being in the next world, although he has said that "Beelzebub's cohorts of imps" occasionally drop in for "ein glass von schnapps und are ein pain in ze arse".
Unfortunately, the Fuhrer is unresurrectable. Aside from the obvious problem of his mortal form having decayed, he is enjoying life in what he calls "ze tvilight zone", renewing old acquaintances from the glorious days of the Reich and playing backgammon with Simon Wiesentahl, whom he insists is "ein vorthy opponent, but not ein man to trust vith ze bank".
I am running the ranch on my own, and would welcome nocturnal visits from any Glumberters who are feeling lonely and may be in need of the company of a 36-24-36 tango dancer.
Writing "posts" or even stories on these threads is highly subjective; either some folks will be interested in them and enjoy them.....or yes, they will find them "boring". That's a given.
However, there is STILL a gulf of difference between that....and "obssessing" over/hounding everything little thing someone says or does with a single-minded, unhealthy purpose in which the single goal is to rip, tear or otherwise try to blow asunder what that person is saying.
Although, I think your feeble atempt to twist what I say (yet again) only makes you look to be more of a buffoon than you already are, and makes you appear increasingly desperate.
"There are many people who reach their conclusions about life like schoolboys: they cheat their master by copying the answer out of a book without having worked the sum out for themselves." - Soren Aaabye Kierkegaard
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