Monkeys Work In Bars?

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First:guero
4 months ago
LOVE MONKEYS!!
4 months ago
I LOVE BARS!!!
4 months ago
I love monkey bars (without nuts)
4 months ago
1
4 months ago
talk about cheap labor
4 months ago
first
4 months ago
They have bartenders who look like this in Riga. Actually, they look worse.
4 months ago
first
4 months ago
Don't show this to PETA.
4 months ago
Infortunately this little fella becomes the main course later in the evening.....
4 months ago
LOL!!
4 months ago
Backbone, that monkey of yours is pretty smart..
4 months ago
Yes he is the constant training with an electric shock collar combined with beatings as really paid off.

;)
4 months ago
Wow your love child LOL
4 months ago
canadaman you got me I have no come back.PS: Tell you're mum to stop calling me.
4 months ago
I thought child labor in Asia was illegal.
4 months ago
B?B my mother is dead, i told you you are sick , so you are moving from havinf sex with your children to dead people .....Sick bastard
4 months ago
This is how we got in all that trouble making way for"THE PLANET OF THE APES"

We just never learn, do we?
4 months ago
... thanks Japan. By the way, we knew from before that monkeys can also fly space ships (thanks russia), provided you give them a painful enough incentive...

That said I'd love to see someone complain about an incorrect order at this bar...

Customer:
"Sir...this vodka martini has no ice"

Ape barman:
"I'll throw shit at you then try and hump your partner...come near me and I'll rip your throat out"

End result: no customer complaints received

(PS not a recommended method for human bar staff)
4 months ago
Actually that sounds like a bartender I ran into down in Nogales.
4 months ago
Is this a PETA training tape?
4 months ago
Okay.

*hic*

I'm....home....*hic*......

I fuckin' hate wearing a fuskin' suit.....*hic*.....

Goin to bed now....*hic*......

It was a blast.....

*hic*-*hic*
4 months ago
Goodnight and congrats. :)
4 months ago
Did you get a white collar job canuck?
4 months ago
SURFER!

Now where the hell have YOU been, Amigo??

Good to see you're still around!
4 months ago
Congrats on the medal C - the mayor escaped puke free then?
4 months ago
Mako!!

LOL!

Sorry, Compadre.....the Mayor wasn't present, considering it's a joint Federal/Provincial affair, and not a municipal one; BUT....an Ontario Cabinet Minister was there, along with his muckety-mucks, as well as the Creremonial Honour Guard Unit and a couple of high-ranking Toronto Police brass in a purely representative kinda way.

It was actually a nice little soiree, but as I've said, the highlight for me personally, was getting to see some of the old faces I came up with, years ago.

Thanks again!
4 months ago
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
4 months ago
fashgup0pm
4 months ago
zfsya(*&S65AYG9HBFVVBVV......

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4 months ago
fuggit
4 months ago
congratulations canuck.
4 months ago
(bows)

I thank you, Sir.
4 months ago
the monkey isnt a slave monkey. he gets peanuts from the clientelle. so how is this "wrong" or for that matter different from any other species of table waiting staff ??
4 months ago
maybe he would like to swing in the trees and sleep with a chic monkey.
4 months ago
nazi!
4 months ago
(looking at what I wrote last night......JEEEEZZZ)

Did I write that???

Oh gawd.

Anyways, morning all!

Thanks Randy! Thanks "Q"!

It was a pretty snazzy affair last night......all the higher government muckety-mucks were there, plus some colleagues I hadn't seen since Reagan was President and Trudeau was Prime Minister (oh mah gawd.....did I just date myself???).

Anyways, thanks guys....and as you know, I would be nothing if I didn't share with you my decoration.

Check profile for further details.

LOL!

(Dammit...is it an ego? Or just attention that I crave? "There's no such thing as bad press", someone said; I believe that....LOL!)
4 months ago
you review what you previously wrote on a Glumbert thread? Well, they say dogs like eating their own vomit.

va a cagar en cien putas hdp.
4 months ago
You still around?

I thought I'd kicked and shamed your ass into oblivion already.

Move along, shitpoke.

Nothing for you to see here.
4 months ago
we also award you the Glumbert Iron cross and medal of slaying the fools. Congratulations on all 3 medals.
4 months ago
I am humbled.

Truly I am.

LOL!
4 months ago
ATTN: Canuck
Your mummy called. Says the school psychotherapist has been enquiring if you're still taking your angry pills. Pls contact asap.
Oh, and she's washed your dirty underwear. you can find it in the airing cupboard.
4 months ago
(*sounds of crickets*)
4 months ago
Senor Canuck!

I communicate with the Fuhrer regularly at seances in the Buenos Aires Spiritualist Society Hall, and he has asked me to pass on his congratulations to you on being awarded what he called "ze Iron Cross of Canada". Apparenly, he is enjoying being in the next world, although he has said that "Beelzebub's cohorts of imps" occasionally drop in for "ein glass von schnapps und are ein pain in ze arse".
4 months ago
OMG!!!

"ze Iron Cross of Canada".

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Goddamn it! Conchita!! How good to see you!!! PLEASE--tell me---how can we RESSURRECT the Colonel????

Dammit!!!

I miss that Kraut!

LOLOLOL!
4 months ago
is that Herr'esta Conchita?
4 months ago
Damn, Canuck!!

You are good: they come from the grave to congratulate you.

Ditto on the resurrection....
4 months ago
Hey...you can NEVER complain about THAT kind genuine support!

LOL!
4 months ago
someone spank that monkey
4 months ago
manolo
you are a low life ass licking pederast.
4 months ago
i'll be sure to tell the wife
4 months ago
Senor Canuck!

Unfortunately, the Fuhrer is unresurrectable. Aside from the obvious problem of his mortal form having decayed, he is enjoying life in what he calls "ze tvilight zone", renewing old acquaintances from the glorious days of the Reich and playing backgammon with Simon Wiesentahl, whom he insists is "ein vorthy opponent, but not ein man to trust vith ze bank".
I am running the ranch on my own, and would welcome nocturnal visits from any Glumberters who are feeling lonely and may be in need of the company of a 36-24-36 tango dancer.
4 months ago
LMFAO!
4 months ago
manolo
im sure she knows already you scumsucking shitbag.
4 months ago
probably - but she's not mentioned anything yet. Maybe she's savig it for the divorce proceedings. thanks for the tip off.
4 months ago
qlane, just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town.
4 months ago
ah...a lesus..errr..I mean rhesus monkey - obviously smarter than most of your viewers...do you understand Japanese? LOL!!!
4 months ago
Medal shmedal.
4 months ago
(shrugs)

I dunno.

I don't mind it.

But hey...thanks the same!

LMFAO!
4 months ago
Wow.

It has taken one of my stalkers exactly SIX hours to try to dig up.....something....anything....on whatever I say.

I figured a couple of days, for sure.....but SIX HOURS????

Man-oh-man.....

I don't know whether to be worried or pissed off at these obssessives.

For real.
4 months ago
it's probably more to do with the fact we have a life and don't spend our lives obsessing over immaterial, if diverting, web threads.

But you're so deep into this now you cant appreciate this.

Try getting out more.
4 months ago
Actually, that was my point:

If THEY had "life", then "THEY" wouldn't be OBSSESSING over everything I say, on these "web threads".

Kind of like you.

Thank you for missing the point.

AGAIN.

Dolt.
4 months ago
oh pls. you've written thousands of (deeply boring) posts on here. And you claim others are the obsessives? you're deluded.
4 months ago
Writing "posts" or even stories on these threads is highly subjective; either some folks will be interested in them and enjoy them.....or yes, they will find them "boring". That's a given.

However, there is STILL a gulf of difference between that....and "obssessing" over/hounding everything little thing someone says or does with a single-minded, unhealthy purpose in which the single goal is to rip, tear or otherwise try to blow asunder what that person is saying.

"Boring"? Sure....to some folks.

But "obssessive"? Me? Nope.

Way off the mark.

Again.
4 months ago
ure still incapable of writing short posts. verbal diarrhoea they name is canuck
4 months ago
As you wish.

Consider yourself dismissed.

Away with you.
4 months ago
;leave canuck alone you scumsucker. he's the only guy here who ISNT up his own ass.
4 months ago
you're joking right?
4 months ago
No.

He's not.
4 months ago
So that means that qlanettint is up his arse as well. Way to go Canuck, insulting your 'mates' as well.
4 months ago
Ummmmm......no.

Although, I think your feeble atempt to twist what I say (yet again) only makes you look to be more of a buffoon than you already are, and makes you appear increasingly desperate.
4 months ago
define: desperate - (of persons) dangerously reckless or violent as from urgency or despair.

why, this neatly encapsulates your own rantings wouldn't you say canfuck?
4 months ago
Name-calling now? LOL!

Like I said.....

desperate.
4 months ago
Ummmmmm......I DID dismiss you......didn't I?

Yes.

I did.
4 months ago
and stutz. stop trying to be some sort of intellectual. you are an undereducated tit.
4 months ago
i for one like canucks stories he is the most cretive one here the 2nd one is the prober . we are all left in there wake.
4 months ago
you mean 'most cretinous one here'
4 months ago
Interesting.

According whom, I might ask?

(snickering smugly here)
4 months ago
"There are many people who reach their conclusions about life like schoolboys: they cheat their master by copying the answer out of a book without having worked the sum out for themselves." - Soren Aaabye Kierkegaard
4 months ago
"Are you an assassin?"

"I'm a soldier".

"No.....YOU'RE an errand boy.....sent by grocery clerks.....to collect a bill."

(-------Col. Walter E. Kurtz, "Apocalypse Now")
4 months ago
you are a fuckwit manolo.
4 months ago
well you two should get along then ;-p
Now I have to explain to my kids the difference between monkeybars and monkey bars.
4 months ago
what is going on here?????
4 months ago
cutest friggin monkey waiter I've ever seen.

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