Can you find all the sexual metaphors?

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First:rizamoon
1 year ago
what the....helllooooo...am I foist?
1 year ago
die :))
1 year ago
just moving gymyg further away from first
1 year ago
LoL,, Moving him away from first !! lmao!!!
1 year ago
live :((
1 year ago
surely

:)) indifferent :((
1 year ago
((: indifferent :))
1 year ago
this is the closest I've ever been to 1sttttttttttt.
I couldn't understand what the hell he was saying, that is not the king's english.
1 year ago
I counted 16, anyone?
1 year ago
You'd have to fill me in (no filthy pun there)as I only got about 6. I am a delicate flower, not usually expose to such things.
1 year ago
donkey punch is tradition of passing from girl to woman in khazakstan. i had honor of performing ceremony on sister
1 year ago
pointless video that might appeal to the pointless........
1 year ago
Too hard for me
1 year ago
Lame........boring.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....Red Wings are great..............ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...........................................................
1 year ago
This is slap stick British/australian humour, it started with the carry on films in england, suggestive comment , innuendos it's wasted on americans canadians hence the negative feedback, this is what makes Britain Great!?
1 year ago
You do know where New Zealand is eh?
1 year ago
My dear Mister Skid:
How dare you relegate the whole of British cinema to the
likes of "Carry On" and Benny Hill? I much prefer to screen
Ealing comedies, and then, to cleanse the palate,
some Hammer horror. And your American stereotype is only
partially correct; the yanks are so puritanical they might
titter into their doilies at this mild bit of innuendo.
Canadians are far more sophisticated, and I do so enjoy their
national sport of Curling.
But I must toddle off. The Duke of Chalfont will be arriving shortly,
bearing a video from his private collection entitled
"All Asian, All Anal." Govinda, fetch the Fino and the tawny Port!

-Lord Stutz, seventh Earl of Blogshire
1 year ago
similar, strutz

it was a stupid comment that i retract, i'm usually more open minded than this, if i had read this by a nother i would of spat on the screen, it shows you that you can't always say what you really mean or feel, sometimes other shit comes out that you may have heard from a twatty person who is just a bigot

i am forever humbled

as for All Asian, All Anal, it sounds a hoot, not one for watching porn with other grown adults of the same sex, doesn't seem right some how.

i'm loosing my sense of humour for this site, i'm straying onto other sites, sorry Glumbert, i will put more hours in
1 year ago
My dear Skid,
No need to fret; the duke drooped into slumber after the first cinematic
enema. Then I retired to the loo for some brisk self-massage. All and all
a jolly good show.
I empathize with your ennui. Humour is at a premium at this site, but I daresay it can be found lurking between "discussions" of sports teams
and assertions of Canadian nationalism. Wo sind Adolf?
Don't give up hope Skid. Glumbertians need your calm Swedish
rationality. (I do believe you are Swedish.) As for me, I probably add
to the tedium; this I regret.
May I suggest a restorative? Try a tumbler of single malt, and stumble
down the boulevard leering at your countrywomen.
You live in the land of Hugh Hefner's dreams!
Pip, Pip!
-Stutz
1 year ago
Mr Stutz

where is adolf indeed?????
1 year ago
Shut up....Canadians soooo get it.....I count 21....anyone else bored enough to contest?
1 year ago
shut up? i stand corrected said the man in the orthopaedic shoes
ok sterotyping , something that i hate, i therefore hate myself.
ok just some americans...there i go again
1 year ago
I COUNTED 87 RIZA...........err... Sorry....What was I sposed to be count'n ??


This was about brain cells wern't it??
1 year ago
"Can you find all the sexual metaphors?" - NOPE!
1 year ago
I had to keep pausing on the choking chicken. I think the bartender is from Canada.Now I have 26 thanks to the donkey.
Skid, stay cool man, you'll be OK, take a hit or whatever,
1 year ago
stay cool? take a hit? what the fuck.. i'm not a stoner/hoody i'm a adult who drinks to much coffee and smokes roll ups...
1 year ago
You smoke fruit roll ups? My kids love those.
1 year ago
Billboat

i smoke good old golden virginnia, it yellows your teeth and lungs quicker than any other rolling tabac or your money back !
1 year ago
Yankees!:)
1 year ago
rofl i jsut had a cream pie haha
1 year ago
Most amusing. Beef curtains!!
1 year ago
ANY BODY HOME
1 year ago
Funny
10 months ago
pork sword
8 months ago
If it wasn't done in that tired old British/Australian rubbish one might be able to understand what the f*** they were saying!

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