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Certainly not.
You, ratbastard, are a pathetic, cringing, cowardly poof.

In the hilltown we have alot of women that can hunt and fish, we just don't want them in the whitehouse.

Ep, I do agree that not all of my little skits are funny, and that's my own point of view. But it looks like a few other people enjoy them. I really don't care too much whether you guys want me to stay or not, so if everyone starts complaining, I'll leave. And for future reference canvck, I AM a girl.

Ratbastard, you asked if we think you're a reincarnation of canuck. I say you're the reincarnation of Hitler's feces.

youdidntansweranimportant?doyoueatcockorpussyihopeitiscockwhydoyouthinkiamgerman

For all the people who will be annoyed by this fight, I give my most sincere apologies. But it might go quicker if he realizes everyone hates him.

Go figure.. study hall in the computer lab is over, so poor little ratshit had to head to geography class. Too bad his school's proxy server doesn't block Glumbert. That, or he's just a total pussy.

GO McCain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leave canck alone yall. She didnt do anything.

hahahaha

just how many canck,canuck, canuvk are there, and why?

Hi.
My name is Arnold Simpson, and I am a psychology student at Lancaster University in England.
I am preparing a thesis on internet sites for my degree and a major part of my dissertation will be on the sorts of people who contribute to sites such as this one, i.e. Glumbert.
The main thrust of my argument will be that, because individuals can retain total anonymity, they tend to take on multiple personalities as an outlet for frustrations, often articulating thoughts and views which they would otherwise find it difficult to express.

I would appreciate co-operation in this, and if you could paste this questionnaire (together with your answers) under your names on this thread, it will help with my research.

1). My nationality is...........

2). Sex............

3). Age..........

4). Reason for contributing to Glumbert............

5). I wipe my arse a) from back to front, b) from front to back..........

6). I would describe myself as - a) moron, b) imbecile, 3) cretin, 4) sad bastard, 5) the most wonderful person in the universe, 6) canadian.

Thank you for your assistance.

Incidentally, I have been posting for some months now as adolfvanker, fearofflying, pistaker, angryman, godswrath, ramitupme, clevelandmudslide, hairypie, honeybadger, elephantseal, internationaltimes, canvck1963, conchita, garbage, arseface, enormouspenis, badlywipedbuttocks, and one or two more I cannot remember.
The experiment is now at an end, so please contribute to my final findings.
Thankyou.

1). My nationality is........... British

2). Sex............ Male

3). Age.......... 36

4). Reason for contributing to Glumbert............ Bored at work

5). I wipe my arse a) from back to front, b) from front to back..........sitting down like a women

6). I would describe myself as - a) moron, b) imbecile, 3) cretin, 4) sad bastard, 5) the most wonderful person in the universe, 6) canadian.

sad bastard

You forgot to mention americansareallidiots , i didn't get garbage, but i knew the others, i have never had an alias because i think it is weak!

i would say your real reason for posting is because you like controlling other people and may have ocd and maybe other issues, there again who hasn't got issues on here.

good day Arnold

Well arnold!
You can fuck off for a start. You've a fucking nerve claiming to be me. I don't know about the other guys, but how are you going to prove it?
Go on - post as all of them now or fuck off and stop wasting our time.
Tosser.

It's not you is it skidmarks?

Woah shit.. infinity was right. This place IS a testing grounds. I'll fess up to my aliases later. But I'll tell you right now, it is impossible to see into my mind. My reason for making aliases was pure fun.. it's impossible to annoy me, just as it is impossible to make me do something I don't want to. Arnold, I have to say, I already knew some of those profiles were linked. Maybe the experiment is over, but you should stay, as Arnold, and keep the cheer up.

Like adolf an canvck.. who else could come up with such brilliance? or buttocks and arse, although buttocks showed up more. Or, naturally, you could be lying. You never can tell, can you?

ok. i lied.
I am mako. oh, and goldbardeb and randalflagg and chucknorriss and infinity and ratbastard and a few others.
Don't you see - there are only three people on the whole of Glumbert, all jerking off to each other.

canck1963 - i know who you are. But I don't care.

Here's another thought.. maybe Arny is trying to coax everyone into admitting their aliases. If so, he has a brilliant tactic to do it.

What a fucking waste of time!

Yeah, it's a ploy. He isn't infinity, because infinity has different motives than him.

Come on Arnold, post a couple with infinity. Prove me wrong.

Gone already?

I cannot remain silent any longer! You're right canck, he's not me. And yeah, this is truly amusing. This guy is a bigger laugh than turbocop.

Arnold Simpson:

Nice try.

Arnold Simpson.
You are a scurrilous arse bandit. I wish you well with your research. However, I do take exception to your claiming to be me.

HEAR YEE HEAR YEE>CANCK1963 is our old friend CANUCK1963. Read what he writes ,make up you own mind .
Ratbastard was created to bring back canuck1963.HAHAHARB

Hey hey hey!

This thread reminds me of the time I auditioned for a part in the ground-breaking but convoluted spy thriller The Bourneville Identity, starring Matt Dillon.
I was after the part of the Russian agent who stalks Bourneville and tries to shoot him in the ass throughout the movie.
I got right into the character, of course, and even learned basic Russian phrases like "My gun is smoking in your anus American" and "How much is that potato?"
Well, the test was going pretty wwll until I was asked to demonstrate my free running skills. I jumped on the producer's desk and did a back flip onto his lap. Unfortunately I rushed his balls with my heel when I landed and he had me thrown out.
I never realised how angry a film mogul could get until that happened.
Oh, and I didn't get the part. Sour grapes I reckon.

It was a shit movie anyway. You couldn't hear a fucking thing and that Scottish actor Courtney Cox was too fat for his part.

Welcome back Canucky.
I promise no more blue pants jokes , but you are so easy to annoy using that [i confess] a weak hook. LOL

To rat bastard i suggest now that you accomplished your task please reveal who you really are . I have a few ideas , so tell us.

A close study of the names will reveal that the original canuck1963 has not made an appearance using his own name for some time now.
Some may be happy, some may not.
I believe he will re-emerge before too long.
canvck1963 is an amusing bastard. canck1963 is a wannabe amusing bastard.

I am NOT arnold simpson.
Arseface, you are my hero.

I regret to say I cannot reciprocate.
However, it is nice to be appreciated.

give this man a break.

Does this fucking idiot realize he is an.... IDIOT???

John McCain has such low down dirty politics. I hate that bastard.