I have, after much sudy, decided to compile a short (and expandable) list of "True American Idiots". Some are alive, some have passed over to the Great Idiot Farm in the Sky.
Their idiocy takes various forms, but the defining common thread is that they have no sense of irony and a minimal grasp on self-criticism or self-awareness. This comes, in my view, from being bred in a nation which is still, in global terms, an adolescent. Idiocy is not necessarily a derogatory term, and those who display the characterisitc are often amusing to those of us who have been born and brought up in countries with a firmer grasp on reality and what is really important in life.
In no particular order - the Oscars for Idiocy
Michael Jackson
President George W Bush
Hillary Clinton
Michael Moore
Bruce Springsteen
Charlton Heston
Lionel Richey
Tom Hanks
Tom Cruise
John McCain
canuck
turd
scab
Mrs P. Zollenheimer, the lady who runs Schweizer's Bagel Stall in the Bronx
Jay Leno
Jon bon Jovi
Dick Cheney
My probation offcier
Americansareidiots has always been a bad boy. He either has his fingers in up his nose or in his pants vhen he comes to buy mine bagels . He is always licking the floor "yech" Such a dirty boy ,OY !'' I vatched him in the lane way behind my store sucking on the other boys dickies OY! He also pulls his pants down so they can put their dickies in his bumb OY! Americansareidiots veres is shooes ze wrong vay , Maybe he is zhe DEVIL OY!
another imposter, but at least a funny one. stick around, perhaps i'll get bored and need some more entertainment. now where could we meet AAI's probation (officer)?
btw, i am american, and i am not an idiot. i also recall one of you saying that i typed like i was british?? i mean, can AAI explain to you in simple terms (i would but it would take hours to TYPE it) how nuclear fusion works?
you know, i bet HE chats with men on the internet, and NOT about football scores! (id also bet my bank that he uses a webcam, and for any curious neighbors, that probably is what you think it is squirting out the window-)
dude, they ALL ARE. i would say the one with the dick on top it's head is the worst, but, i mean, isn't that kind of the whole moral, the main point of the fucking goddam show?!
Paris Hilton is not on the list because she is playing a game that fools most American Idiots.
Compared to Hillary Clinton, she is an intellectual giant.
Think about it - in ten years 'time, which of these women will have iconic status?
infinity, OY !You should go out zide more you look zo pale, maybe you vant to verk in mine bagel shopppe.You Should take a chicken zoup enama too OY! OY!
I don't want to be drawn into a futile dialogue, but here goes.
Podman - I have always respected your earnest and thoughtful posts. However, it is necessary for you to make the leap from Level One understanding to Level Two, and then upwards.
Zollenheimer - Ho Ho! Hi Podman.
hey, "Mrs. Zollenheimer", i have a job. and i get outside plenty. i bet i could pick up your alleged bagel stand and fucking throw it. ANYONE ELSE HERE STRONG ENOUGH (and dumb enough) TO PUT THIER FIST THROUGH A BRICK WALL TO PROVE A POINT?! lol, yes, bad idea, but at least the satisfaction i got from it outweighed my shredded knuckles...hehe
Mrs Zollenheimer - I remember very well the first time you tried to sell me your chihuahua as a sex toy. Have you ever tried to stuff a chihuahua up your arse?
americansareidiots OY OY zou remember my little puppies goot, zou loved zem zo much. Vhy did zou eat its puppie dodo? I could have made zou a bgel instead OY OY
slagging? i thought the form of that word "slag" was a word that referres to industrial waste produced during the refinement of iron to make it into a workable material.
You are correct that slag is the waste that rises to the top of molten steel, or any other metal for that matter, I am glad you looked it up. The slag is discarded hence the expression, slagging off.......disregarding, not giving the time of day etc.....shit another expression!!!
cor blimey guvnor, would you adam n eve it but i just 'ad the trouble and strife on the dog and bone just now, says i'm spending too much harry lime on the sportsman's. totally anchor spreadable. i mean, compared to 'er muckin abaht on the xy jelly from dawn til dusk woss the problem? She's a lionel bart make no mistake. Anyways, i'm hank marvin so going to get meself a charlie (well done, of course) then get jan leeming dahn the rub-a-dub-dub on the old wife beater.
Incidentally, Manolo's attempt at Cockney patois is execrable. He should know when it is wise to attempt humour, and when it is wise to remain silent so that no-one will know he is a GRADE A FUCKING MORON!!
throb-if it's slang, thats why i didn't get it. american's...fuck you. you have no life, and if I need to practice, spelling, syntax, and thinking, then YOU need to get your god damn head out of your ass and realize that YOU are slime and lowest of lows here, no throbby.
Infinity - If it's used as a verb, it should be spelled practise, with an "s", understand? Also, if americans is a plural, it doesn't have an apostrophe. Nothing is more irritating than being insulted by someone without an education.
i have an educatioin. perhaps you recall the time i did use my full vocabulary and all i got were blank stares and question marks. and i also said i type these things in around 2 seconds. that means that i couldn't care less what you think of how im spelling, or punctuating, etc, etc... so YOU fuck off. i didn't insult you first, so it's not like you have any reason to be mad at me. why can't we all just act civilized and talk about pleasant subjects (a.k.a. things other then politics and canucks wife) seriously, im happier not fighting. well...for now, anyway.. sooooo how about being freinds? that makes life a whlole lot easier for both us us, right?
(ive also said im a gamer. typing extremely fast, abreviating, and generally not caring about my spelling are side effects of that. it's me, and im not changing that.)
No deal infinity. I find it more amusing to loathe and humiliate you in equal measure. The most pleasant subject I can think of at the moment is a vision of you having your testicles gnawed off by a python.
It would be dishonest of me to remain silent after hearing Barack Obama's speech delivered at the Cuban American National Foundation last Friday. I feel no resentment towards him, for he is not responsible for the crimes perpetrated against Cuba and humanity. Were I to defend him, I would do his adversaries a favour. I have therefore no reservations about criticising him and expressing myself frankly.
What were Obama's statements? "Throughout my entire life, there has been injustice and repression in Cuba. Never, in my lifetime, have the people of Cuba known freedom. Never, in the lives of two generations of Cubans, have the people of Cuba known democracy ... I won't stand for this injustice ... I will maintain the embargo."
This man who is doubtless, from the social and human points of view, the most progressive candidate for the US presidency, portrays the Cuban revolution as anti-democratic and lacking in respect for freedom and human rights. It is the same argument US administrations have used again and again to justify crimes against our country. The blockade is an act of genocide. I don't want to see US children inculcated with those shameful values.
No small and blockaded country like ours would have been able to hold its ground for so long on the basis of ambition, vanity, deceit or the abuse of power, the kind of power its neighbour has. To state otherwise is an insult to the intelligence of our heroic people.
I am not questioning Obama's great intelligence, his debating skills or his work ethic. He is a talented orator and is ahead of his rivals in the electoral race. Nevertheless, I am obliged to raise a number of delicate questions. I do not expect answers; I wish only to raise them for the record.
Is it right for the president of the US to order the assassination of any one person in the world, whatever the pretext? Is it ethical for the president of the US to order the torture of other human beings? Should state terrorism be used by a country as powerful as the US as an instrument to bring peace to the planet?
Is an Adjustment Act, applied as punishment to only one country, Cuba, in order to destabilise it, good and honourable when it costs innocent children and mothers their lives? Are the brain drain and the continuous theft of the best scientific and intellectual minds in poor countries moral and justifiable?
Is it fair to stage pre-emptive attacks? Is it honourable and sane to invest millions and millions of dollars in the military-industrial complex, to produce weapons that can destroy life on earth several times over? Is that the way in which the US expresses its respect for freedom, democracy and human rights?
Before judging our country, Obama should know that Cuba - with its education, health, sports, culture and science programmes, implemented not only in its own territory but also in other poor countries around the world, and in spite of the economic and financial blockade and the aggression of his powerful country - is proof that much can be done with very little. Cuba has never subordinated cooperation with other countries to ideological requirements. We offered the US our help when hurricane Katrina lashed the city of New Orleans. Our revolution can mobilise tens of thousands of doctors and health technicians. It can mobilise an equally vast number of teachers and citizens who are willing to travel to any corner of the world to fulfil any noble purpose, not to usurp rights or take possession of raw materials.
The goodwill and determination of people constitute limitless resources that would not fit in the vault of a bank. They cannot spring from the hypocritical politics of an empire.
· Fidel Castro is former president of Cuba. This is an edited version of an article that appeared in Granma, the Cuban Communist party newspaper
Cuba may consider themselves lucky to have averted the full pressure of US capitalism which would have ravaged the island and its people. Perhaps, In a reality check they are better off.
There is no way to treat these island nations, that does not produce backlash. Look at P.R. they can't decide to stay or leave.
Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell --- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right --- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.
Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?
i started reading that without reading who posted it, and when i did look to see who did i was expecting to see chaz or skidmarks there. hehe, brilliant!
I say bring on Sensimillair - the smoking allowed airline where you get so stoned, frankly you couldn't give a monkey's if you crash, get hijacked or simply land at the wrong airport.
Morocco-Amsterdam should be the the inaugural route.
Did she ask what the capital of Dallas is? And she got a temperature as an answer. Did I miss something in geography and english classes. I mean duh!!! Fuckin idiots!
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