glumbert

Bitches

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Arse it all!

Although this guy is talented, his appearence here is becoming tiresome.

Not nearly as tiresome as your posts asshole.

I dont watch gymnastics but I still think he did great and it was funny

This is what the Olympics SHOULD be - not the (mostly) boring crap events they have now. I mean, come on......BMX racing as an Olympic event?

If you think that's boring, try the Paralymics!

The phrase "dog standing on its hind legs" springs to mind.

Congenital cretins swimming in circles, legless morons playing basketball (incidentally the worst game in the world next to shove ha'penny), blind cyclists, retarded lunatics doing weightlifting, women with springs stuck up their fannies running the 100 metres. The sailing - Jesus Christ! Yo ho ho and a bottle of largactyl!
Now, I've nothing against disabled people, but I'd like to think that if I lost noth my legs in some horrible accident, I wouldn't expect the world to watch my rehabilitation.
Usain Bolt - 9.whatever. Me - 15.forever.

If you're disabled, live with it.

I agree sharkman.Did you see the British guy who's won something beating his chest like a gorilla? Fantastic. Or the girl who'd just managed to swim 100 metres in around four minutes drooling and crying? Enlightening.
The commentators are the best. They are all trying so hard no to be patronising that they just sound ludicrous.
Here's a REAL example from last night from the wheelchair basketball.

"And, yes, Philips has taken a real battering there. Yes, yes, he's fallen out of his chair - oh, this is tragic. Somebody help him, please, quick!"

Fucking fantastic! Disabled athletics is a bit like me going on TV ot explain the point of the Hadron Collider -
"Yes, and now the protons are zipping along, and yes, yes! They've hit some more. E MC squared, Led Zeppelin, Houston we have a problem, oh - we'll do it live, fuck it!"
I mean - why would a disabled person want to do anything sporty? Just be fucking disabled and get on with claiming your benefits. Get people to cook your food and open doors for you. Be cute, make funny noises and do foot painting. But for fuck's sake, don't expect me to pay a TV licence to watch you wheeling yourselves around in shiny vests.

Arseface what happened to drivel?

Chaz -

Irony?
I have a face like an arse, therefore I do not enter beauty contests. My cousin has only one leg, and he can see no point in trying to run fast. Instead, he writes very amusing articles for a well-known magazine.

Acceptance is the key.