this felt like i was watching Access Hollywood with that bullshit announcer. "With his last ounce of strength ..." It's good to know that reporters know things like that from watching a video.
well anyway, way to go neighbor, that was awesome.
Well...thats what will happen to you if you don't read your Bible or if you don't own a Bible and or if you don't know what a Bible is ! and sort of thing will also happen to if you misspell Bibiel........AAARRRGGGHHHHHHOT.HOT,HOT,HOT,HOT!!!! YUMPIN YEMMINY!!
HOLY FUCK i can picture myself in his position and hanging like that off like 7 story building dude i seriously pissed and shit my pants and prolly vomited and farted too no doubt, thats crazy ass shit right there guess what for some reason reason it looks...
Nice rescue but there was a bit of a delay before he got pulled in through the window... Imagine the conversation:
"Right you dumbfuck - next time I bang on the ceiling and tell ya to turn the fuckin music down while you''re cooking up crack - fuckin do it or I let go!"
Cue frantic handshaking visible over rescued guys right shoulder prior to being dragged in through the window
I'm going to post here too, cuz it's a new vid. Anybody else having problems with something called Drive Cleaner popping up while visiting Glumbert? It boots me off, then I have a hard time x-ing out of it, then my Norton has to clean it up. Happened twice, the last two times I visited Glumbert. Is it just me? This seems weird.
No not here, thoe some times it takes many attempts to finish a comment.(reference to ORCA KILLER WHALE clip)..........Oh its part of Delphinidae family lol
Mako when mupledge said to look it up I did. Saw that he was correct in the origin of species, yet his correction of my comment didn't apply. or you tell me if it did? Its referred to as a Killer whale or Orca in most if not all text and video pertaining to its existence.
although i did appreciate the extra information. Hence the running away crying gag:}, its a side splitter !!
I have made Glumbert aware of the ampersand bug last week. They are working on it. It seems to be a integrated part of their comment parser, so the fix may take some time.
I have made Glumbert aware of the ampersand bug last week. They are working on it. It seems to be a integrated part of their comment parser, so the fix may take some time.
What a brave and unselfish neighbour to have! This man owes a debt of gratitude he may never be able to pay. Obviously, there was an element of good fortune involved as this incident could have resulted in a horrible tragedy, but all's well that ends well. And, talking of ends, did anyone else notice the rather cheeky and provocative angle of the falling man's buttocks as he was suspended above the ground? Heaving upwards, thrusting towards safety, writhing and squirming. Frrrraggghhhh! Whoooooooffggh! Brreeeeeghhh! Marvellous. Thank you Glumbert.
Zis is kvite spooky. I vos vatching zis video of ze burning falling man, ven Conchita burst into mein bedroom vith smoke coming from her undergarments.
"Herr Vanker, Herr Vanker!" she shrieked. "Von of ze armadilloes has spontaneously combusted! Come kvik, come kvik!"
Of course, I leapt to mein feet und ran outside - how do you say? - bollock naked to ze animal compound.
Imagine my horror ven, from behind ein bush, six old freunds leaped out singing "Happy Birthday mein fuhrer".
It vos ein set-up! Mein vedding tackle shrunk immediately und mein face vent ein delicate shade von beetroot as they surrounded me, lifted me onto zere shoulders und paraded me round Buenos Aires.
I hate surprises. Conchita vill suffer for zis.
I haf wreaked mein awful revenge on Conchita! She is confined to her kvarters, und I haf banned Pddro from making his nocturnal visits. Zat vill teach ze little minx to spring ze surprises on me!
I suffered only minor injuries in Buenos Aires.
Actually Podster, it's getting to the point where I've got so damn much on the go lately, between family stuff, job, et al, that I've got vertigo.
As far as the Niagra thread goes, I've been reading it; just kinda biding my time in the sense of waiting for something pertinent to come, of which I can lip off about. Right now, this is a rare moment of "down time" if you will. So I dunno what else to add, except I've effectively written off the Blue Jays (tanksalot, ya bunch of creeps! Happy now Randal? LOL). Plus, Glumbert lately has been posting videos that are less and less inclined to stir controversial debate. Lemme seee....OH I KNOW! How 'bout this: I will now offer up yet another TRUE story from the personal Canuck Files, which has absolutely NOTHING to do with this video clip! Are ya game? Okay....here goes:
Last year, on July 1st during our Canada Day celebrations (equivalent to your 4th of July), the wife and I spent it in our nations capital, Ottawa. It was quite the party there; fireworks, a fly-by of the Snowbird jets over Parliament Hill, music, singers, the whole works. Anyways, there we are, amidst the masses, when a line of black shiny limo's pull up; sure enough, it's the entourage of Prime Minister Stephen Harper. We see him get out, and attend the ceremonies. After about a half-hour, I'm thinking he's gonna just leave, right? Nope. The Man starts greeting the crowd! The wife freaks; she says lets get to the front, maybe we'll get to meet him. So we mozie on up-front, and wait. There he is, coming directly towards us. Nah, I'm thinking. No way. He's surrounded by his plainclothes RCMP bodyguards. Not a chance. As he gets closer, I get an idea. Now I'm thinkin', "Oh shit. If this works, it'll be cool; if it don't...then those nicely-dressed guys in the double-breasted suits are gonna blow me away." I whispered to the wife, and said "When I say 'go'...you 'go'." At that moment, one of the Ottawa city cops gets in front of me, and says "BACK, Sir! Move back!" I start waving my arms a bit, saying no sweat, we're all on the same side, right? Well, of course, as I start moving my arms, this catches the attention of the RCMP, and while they're all focussed on me, I hiss at the wife "GO!"; she ducks around everyone (being the ever-enthusiastic, resourceful American that she is) , and starts towards the Prime Minister, and says (not quite screaming, but almost) "Mr. Harper! Mr. Harper! Mr. Prime Minister!! How 'bout a picture!!??!!!"
And guess what?
The Man actually stops, looks at her, smiles, and says "Sure! Why not?", and puts his arm around her, and I'm trying to hold my camera steady, 'cuz my hands are shakin' so bad, y'know? I snap the picture, and we both thank him for his time; the Mounties are PISSED that we actually did an end-run around him; but shit man, he was already workin' the crown before he got to us! Then, just as he's about to turn away, I pipe up and ask him "Excuse me, Mr. Prime Minister! Can I ask you a quick question?" Amazingly, The Man says "Of course you can". (This is unreal!!). I ask "Seriously, Sir. All kidding aside. This business with...you know...George...next-door...is he really like that? Or is that all an act?" (because he's had several meetings to-date, with the Prez). Know what he said? He looks at me, gives a tiny smile, and says....."I hope you enjoy our city; thank you for coming"....shakes my hand, and then leaves! (although I swear he was laughing a bit as he wlked away). LOLOL!!
Anyways, we got the picture developed, had it enlarged to an 8x10, sent it to him a week later for an autograph, thinking, "Nah! Now way. We won't get it back". Sure, enough, we do. Autographed. It's framed, and sits on top of the TV, in our living room.
The wife remarked later, that this would NEVER have happened in her neck of the woods, for two reasons:
1. The PoTUS NEVER wades into a general crowd like that, as a matter of routine; only pre-selected, pre-screened audiences or events, i.e. a military base, or enclosed Republican dinners.
2. The Secret Service would have shot us dead.
She might have a point. But to her, as an American, being that close to a nationally-elected leader, was pretty thrilling.
And truth-be-told, I'm glad she got to experience it.
I went to work, and showed off that picture, saying "See who my friends are? You like your job? Don't make me angry, or I'll have you killed."
C - Thats quite a tale. You are correct on 1 and 2, that no average citizen of the US can get close to King George II.
I just know that America is in need of REAL representation. We are tired of the millionaires who are disfiguring the government to their own gain, and to the despair of the people. This next group seems no better, but perhaps someone will emerge from the pack and disrupt the scripted outcome.
I understand the busy part as well. I have been so busy, that I have been too tired to even keep up with the comments. And mental fatigue, has stripped me of my humor and good nature of late.
Kewell dude!!! on the weekend man sounded like quite the time! I must go to work ,but before I do let me catch you up on the stare of the Yankees! Oh first thoe the undreaded better redded then deadded sox are coming to your great city. before leaving Boston they had commented poorly and rather bitterly on the great metropolis of Toronto and its even greater citizens. We few Yankee fans who knew of their bad mouthing and carrying on went to tell them they needn't do so.
But we were met with much anger and spat upon. it was quite the ordeal, surprised I can even work after so much trauma inflicted.
Now I am trying to buy tickets for the Jays are coming to the Bronx also. And unless they are real good seats I ain't buying!
Now, no matter the results of the rest of the season (15 games) or post season if we make it there like we have the last 11 year,,,...ahem.. I have decided to throw my hat back in the hockey fan forum and follow this season and go to more games at the Garden. Its been awhile since I really followed it ...well like I said before when the northstars moved to Dallas thats when I stopped believing. Well I wish you all a great day and remember C. the Jays can still be great spoilers of other teams in the words of Apu, verdy verdy bad teams my friend!
Canuck and Podman once again have PoTUS-Democrat and PoTUS-Republican confused. Bush routinely wades into crowds, and even laughs with hecklers. Last time I that happened to Clinton they put the poor sumbitch in jail. His wife, too. Chicago, i think. It is good to know the PM takes you into his confidence with his body language, Twee-Dumber....wink and a nod, eh wot! Sure adds to our already high regard for your memory. POd, when one side wins an election it's called "representation". The other side doesn't get their way if the other guy wins. I assume you were carping about GWB before the elections, why would we expect any less after. Seems to me your problem, as with most lefties-cum-takfiri-supporters is the US Constitution. Just get rid of it and you won't have anyting to complain about anymore.
Chum / scat / squad - "when one side wins an election it's called "representation". The other side doesn't get their way if the other guy wins."
WOW! I thought the administration was for all of the citizens. You are some piece of work! You think that the POTUS only represents HIS party, and not the entire population.
When you get out of the 5th grade reader, you may want to advance to more adult fare. He is the President of the United States, not the President of the Republican party idiot!.
I haf just had an idea! Ze Englanders might call it "ein wizard wheeze".
Zere appear to be many new disciples of ze Great Skvirrel Architect of ze Universe here on Glumbert.
Mein cunning plan is zat anyvon who adheres to ze belief zat ze Skvirrel created ze universe und all ze sings vithin it great und small should post below, simply stating "I believe in ze Skvirrel". Zat vay, ve vill know how many are in our happy band, und could perhaps organise rallies - not big vons like Nuremberg - but on ein modest scale, vith bier und schnapps of course. Ze only von to be excluded vould be ze horrid fraulein Fear of Flying, for obvious reasons.
Heil Skvirrel!!
Fraulein!
Please stop vith ze insults. I do not know vich church you attend, but it must be ein very tolerant von. Perhaps ze Glumberters now understand vy I do not vish you as ein member.
i saw a dead squirrel on the road last week, he must of sensed me driving towards him because his tail wagged furiously just before i to ran him over, i had to stop and buy a pastie to get over my grief.
Zis is wunderbar! Now ve are - how do you say? - cooking by ze gas chamber! Herr Mako, Herr Podman, Herr Skidmarks, Herr Apu und Herr Username - I salute you. Surely ozzers vill follow your fine example.
Today ze Skvirrel's nest, tomorrow ze vorld!
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