You can only push, manipulate, take advantage of, and tax people so far before yet another revolution takes place. Why does our government which is so full of hypocritical idiots insist on outlawing cannabis? I don't know maybe it has something to do with not being able to regulate it. It could also be because all of the beer lobbyists petition to say, "Beer is better than Pot". I could debate that with the simple, "Pot gives you no hangover."
My question is "Why? Why so much fuss over a simple little plant?"
"Elmer Fudd's winter haiku are, for me, the most powerful of all his oeuvre. The following evocation of spiritual transcendence detonated in my mind with the force of an exploding stick of TNT.
Knocked down on fwesh snow That wabbit must have twicked me Uh-hah-hah-hah-hahWhat else can we do but laugh, when we perceive the incongruity between our theories of life and what we feel intuitively to be true on the nonverbal plane? " from The Big Jewel
I don't smoke it but firmly believe in it's legalization. Legalize it all, tax the shit out of it, and end the so called "war on drugs".
Drug dealers- out of business
Drug Cartel- out of business
Drug Turf Wars and Crime- Eliminated
Tax Base- Greatly increased. (Hell, the tax revenue alone would bail out Social Security)
Drug Addicts- Who cares, they're going to kill themselves anyway. It's the process of Natural Selection.)
In the realm of international affairs, the Libertarian Party stands for:
American foreign policy should seek an America at peace with the world and the defense -- against attack from abroad -- of the lives, liberty, and property of the American people on American soil. Provision of such defense must respect the individual rights of people everywhere.
The principle of non-intervention should guide relationships between governments. The United States government should return to the historic libertarian tradition of avoiding entangling alliances, abstaining totally from foreign quarrels and imperialist adventures, and recognizing the right to unrestricted trade, travel, and immigration.
If you spell chucknorriss in Scrabble, you win. Forever!
couchucknorriss counted to infinity - twice.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks
his closet for chucknorriss
A blind man once stepped on shoe chucknorriss. Chuck
replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm chucknorriss the mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by chucknorriss.
chucknorriss ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got
one.
When chucknorriss sends in his taxes, he sends blank
forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and
ready to attack. chucknorriss has not had to pay taxes ever.
chucknorriss can touch MC Hammer.
chucknorriss once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
chucknorriss always has sex on the first date. Always.
chucknorriss likes to knit sweaters in his free time.
And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".
As a teen chucknorriss impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns
gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
chucknorriss is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do
with ancestry,the man ate a fucking Indian.
If chucknorriss is late, time better slow the fuck down.
chucknorriss lost his virginity before his dad did.
At birth, chucknorriss came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers chucknorriss
but chucknorriss
chucknorriss doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until chucknorriss roundhouse kicked her into a glacier
chucknorriss uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Jesus can walk on water, but chucknorriss can walk on Jesus.
chucknorriss drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls
chucknorriss can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
chucknorriss doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
chucknorriss is the reason why Waldo is hiding
chucknorriss can slam a revolving door.
chucknorriss plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
chucknorriss does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from chucknorriss
chucknorriss did not "lose" his virginity, he stalked it and then destroyed it with extreme prejudice.
chucknorriss can judge a book by its cover.
When chucknorriss does division there are no remainders.
Of course I am Garbage, isn't everybody? Cheerios are my favorite, although I will occasionally make a side trip into Corn Pops. Honey Smacks are pretty good too, although tend to overindulge. (Anyone remember when they used to be called "Sugar" Smacks"?) And one memorable time I polished of an entire box of Apple Jacks, at ONE sitting. It was the small box, but still...... Oh wait, wait a minute, SERIAL killer. Nevermind.
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