I don't know what this guy's/girl's problem is. He/she needs to grow a pair of testicles/vagina or act like a man/woman and deal with his/her "shortcomings"/PMS and deal with it
I've seen this fraggle before. He's in love with his brother, who, in my opinion, is just as whacked out as this thing is. Parents, please don't do drugs. Ever.
Attention seeking must run in the canuck family. Here's his wife looking for the spotlight. I must say, she looked a lot better at the gang bang. Then again, that was after a few beers.
The look on his face in the thumbnail just cracked me up. There are wars going on and people all over the world have real human needs like food, water, shelter and this fool is pleading for us to leave britney alone.
Actually I'm prepared to leave her alone(not that I was really bothering her to begin with) she isn't important. Same goes for paris and linsey lohan. Leave them all alone because they don't deserve to be seen, spoken about or thought of.
Could not agree with you more~ no one pays as much attention to the gals out there who are real singers and actresses. In my opinion, this guy is whacked !! Good comment - best said.
Is this dude hiding in a closet? And his hair looks like that of a sappy skunks ass. Brittany is a pathetic tramp and deserves to be treated as such. Did she ever have a song worth listening to? I think not! This dudes parents must have been brother
To the reactionary sorts commenting here, this fellow is indulging in a new, low-brow form of performance art that has become common on sites such as Youtube. He is playing a role - the character he plays in particular may have some similarities to his real (or at least real-life) persona, and this should indicate some level of self-satire. Other performers on Youtube are not self-satirizing, such as Daxflame, who satirizes our response to people with low-level learning disabilites (but unfortunately ends up frequently satirizing the learning-disabled themselves). Compared to others, then, as a self-satirist, this guy is at least socially harmless - unlike many of the fascistic homophobes who have commented here in response to this irritating, weak and self-indulgent video.
Well how in the hell would we or should we know that? He looks like an out of touch idiot, and if he actully took time to make this a performance that makes it worse. In any case hes a waste of space and so is anyone who regards this as some form of art.
Any one want to place a bet on how long it will be before this..guy..(a guess) is on the front page after picking off 18 people with a machine pistol outside of a Chritisina Aguiliera concert? That gets 5 to 1 odds. If he just kills himself after breaking into his idol's house, that will pay just 4 to 1. If he ends up the new host on Entertainment Tonight, sorry, that only pays 2 to 1.
. Some people will do anything for a bit of attention. And this shim is certainly (some people)!! So if anyone is feeling sorry for this #%*@#$ Please save it for someone more deserving!!! .
I haf just votched zis hideous creature blubbering und gibbering und slobbering.
After many years reflecting on mein original philosophy on "ze final solution" I vos beginning to sink I vos wrong.
But now, I am not so sure....
wow cansuck shows who he really is then posts a comment to try and hide it, the closet must be the place where he loves to run to in a tough position, i always knew he took these comments up the ass aparently it's not the only thing he takes up the ass.
Hi, Well to me this is really Heartbreaking!! I mean if he is a True fan of Britney's he wants to tell everyone how he feels!! It made me cry really because he felt so deep about her and he don't even know her. I wonder what she would think if she saw this video of her True fan sticking up for her. yes, a bit silly to come out on video but that is the thing now!! If you want to voice your 0pinion then do it on You tube or here!! I feel sorry for him really being all chocked up about Britney. True she to me has gone off the deep end and maybe she has to act out too because she maybe going through postpartum. It can happen a few years after Kids. Hang in there Kid. They will get theirs!!
Not too sure if you're serious, but it looks like it. It's easy to blast posters/videos because we are all anonymous. For some, I think, it gives outlet to urges they can't display in other parts of their lives.
All that said...this person is either certifiably stupid (unable or unwilling or not motivated to separate fantasy from reality), or a terrific poseur (didn't know if it was actor or actress, so chose a gender-neutral term...tho', I suppose it could also be "poseure"....ahhhh.......you get the idea).
Nice to see compassion...seldom seen on these threads.
heshe is not appearing to be human - who is heshe to know if britney is human - what a loser - self absorbed idiot in a cry for help - sorry - ain't none available
This he/she male is crazy. It needs professional help, as does Britney (but for different reasons). He/she needs to be found and placed in a facility that can help with the numerous mental problems he/she appears to have.
What a fabulously androgynous specimen! I don't actually give a toss what this vision of loveliness is talking about. But those smouldering eyes, that voluptuous mouth, that high, intelligent forehead! I'd pay good money for a half hour with it in any public toilet. I'm convinced there is more going on in that clever head than meets the eye. Oooooh. I'm beginning to cream at the very thought of it. I'm so glad I found this site. More of the same please webmaster. Delicious. Gooooorrrrrggggghhhhh. Uuuuuuuh. There, that's much better.
LEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE BRITNANANANANYYYYYYYYYYY ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!! sounds like she isnt the only one going through a hard time either eh?
This person needs to get a life - there are more important things in the world than Britney in the media ... if she didn't want to be looked at and critiqued, she wouldn't be a pop superstar... deal with it... GET A LIFE!
If anyone remembers, this is the mo that claimed he and his "brother" were in love and sleeping together; remember that creepy video? My wish is that someone shows him his videos in 20 years....along with his co-workers and boss :)
You’re so fucking stupid kid!!! “You’re not well right now"! You need to go to doctor phil because you have major issues.... Britney needs to take care of her kids so they don’t turn out mentally challenged like you. It’s not about how she looks or anything of that nature it is how she had demented herself by partying for days before a performance that high coked out crazy bitch. She has lost all her reputation and you just gained yours! You are psycho maniac that swears that some one is going to listen to a word you said... at least we know you can do your make up better than she can.
Well apparently over 7 MILLION people have listened to every word he's said if you check the view count on YouTube not to mention Goggle, MySpace, Facebook, and all the lemming "news" organization who lunged at the opportunity to ridicule him without any "investigating" on who he is and what he does.
And all you homophobic haters fell hook line and sinker for it. HAHAHA
I think it is hysterical how easily he has got you all up in a tissy screaming for his death. How very Christian of all of you. Kill that which you don't understand.
All his videos are parodies of rediculous people.
like all of you! YOU chose to click the link and watch it, THEN you chose to click the link and type all your disgusting, hateful, murderous words.
SLAP YOUR SELF ON THE BACK AND POP THAT PABST BLUE RIBBON !!!!!!
This is so true!.... I mean the kid looks like a freak, but what he saids is true! We should all do videos like this!..... then maybe they will leave her alone......
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! thats a dude? did he build a fort or something? what is he under? Britney is such a hot mess. You can take the girl out of the trailer park but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. This is the funniest thing i have seen in a while.
hahaha i want to know what's up with the bed sheet too!!! Maybe it's trying to make a statement by not leaving his fort till we LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! ??????
I find it interesting that no one comments on the fact that he is right on target in his observations. Brittney is going through alot, 1st time on stage in 4 yrs, a loser cheating husband, her parents used her since she was a child to make $$, she had 2 kids in 2 1/2 yrs
This is a guy??? OK. I have nothing against TG's and I do think Britney has some serious issues and should get "herself" out of the spotight and get into a loooooong term recovery program, but this dude needs to got back to his MD and lighten up on the estrogen!!!
Look at this stupid ass tranny!! He/she's gotta be the only britney fan who gives a fuck! The tranny needs to kill him/her self. he/shes upset that his brother didnt blow him/her before he went to the psychiatrist! Get over it you gay tranny!
OMG you're so totally right! I feel like awful each time I hear vicious stuff about her on TV it's so bad that people do that and like feel so nonchalant about it! They did the same to Paris too when she went to jail. None of them deserves to be treated the way they are, just because they're celebrities it doesn't mean they don't have feelings or that they're invulnerable to all the crap people say about them, it really does bring one down.
And to all the people that have dissed this poor devoted and offended fan of Britney you should be ashamed of yourselves, you people are the worst and you're all burning in Hell you bitches. Have some decency for Christ's sake, show some respect, you're all a whole bunch of poorly educated bastards, playing with people's feelings like that? Karma's a bitch, remember this you assholes.
And he thinks Brittany needs help??? He is living all his shortcomings vicariously through her. Will someone give him a dick to suck on to shut his piehole!
. I refuse to leave Britney alone!!! Every day four,five,ten I don't care how many times!! I will call her and say.......Briiiiiiitney...Briiiiiiiiiiiitney......Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitney.....Then hang up its frigen hilarious!!
opps Its time for her midmorning call now gatta go.
I completely agree with him... actually she is amazing!!! What can you do... she's human!!! Everyone goes through their rough times... (I went to her concert and it was amazing, she worked hard, and was their with the fans...... oh well maybe some people didn't think she did good at the VMA's but.... she's Britney... she can do whatever she wants... she got paid either way.................................) hell the person probably reading this has had or will EVENTUALLY have their rough time.... SERIOUSLY... LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.....
To Pink420honey, yeah your right, everyone has problems, I dont even think that Brittany has half as many problems as this dude in this video, he is who needs help, Brittany has the money to get herself help but this fan he needs to take off that eyeliner, grab his balls and realize he is male and not a he/she!!! And his crying, so phony c'mon give me a break!!!! He should be crying saying leave him alone because if anyone in this world is confused and in need of help it's this kid!! Glad he is not my son, thank god, I would have to kick his ass!!!
do the world a favor, both you and britany need to commit a double suiside, you faggot!
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ROFLROFL. I was having the shittiest day. And then someone sends me this. I'm truly grateful for all people in the world like this who make me feel like I'm NOT the dumbest person, even on a shit day.
Thank you unnamed girl.....guy.....it....thing, for a needed confidence boost.
I'll be sure to bash Britney everywhere I go, and think of you when I do so.
"Bash Britney"............I think I have a new T-shirt slogan.
I feel bad for this Guy , I would like to meet him . I would beat him to death just to end his suffering. Just goes to show you there are too many Fuc**d up people out there in the world. Oh man it just get's better every time I replay it. * I think he needs a little more eye liner ! He should come to terms with the fact that Brittany is toasted , anyone who can make K'Fed look like a good guy has got to be a waste!
Let's see , Brittany Spears has ton's more money than most of us , She could have any guy she wants , She could own anything she wants , She could retire and still live the rest of her life on easy street... So what does she do ? Hooks up with shit bags , Sucks tons of dirty cock , Smokes any shit she can buy , Has kids she doesn't take care of , ect.. there's so much more... Face it dude , As fucked up as Brittany is YOU are way more fucked up! This is the kind of person they make Orders of protection for. It's fun writing all this shit
I repeat - This SheMale is probably depositing it's check from the Brittany Publicity account right now. Brittany has not made any money for me. When I get a check for 100K I will leave her alone.
Keep crying and feeding off Brittany you publicity whore, and she will continue to reap the reward from little people like you, and continue to annoy the rest of America with her No Talent Wealthy Noise.
Just when i thought Britney was screwed up......now this emo dood/chick person crying....FUCK...i hear its a dood so FUCK listen grow some balls wipe that mascara off your eyes and lipstick (mommy is gonna want them back) an stop crying about how Britney Spears's career is fucked....god damn
this person might be gay or something but what he/she says is true. Britney is essentially a victim of corporate/celebrity/music/film/etc madness, as well as perhaps some madness in the family. She doesn't seem to have any real friends, people she can trust who really care about her. I like her new song. What she might be doing now is throwing off everyone else's words and opinions - a very necessary thing to do for a public artist and corporate PRODUCT - and just doing what she feels like. I hope she comes out of it all all right. May God give her a good man who can really care for her....
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and again BRITTANY DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU. did you knows he was on the news LOL they were all is that an adams apple!?!? rofl i was L O L 'ing all the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to the moon
This fucking fruitcake is the funniest shit I have seen in a while. Brittany was fucking wack before the problems. Her and this he/she whore probably just finished a couple of lines. Fuck em both.
dude, this is hella funny! for all u fkn tards its a joke, not real, dumbasses. hes like steven colbert, hes being funny by playing someone hes not. and yes, it's a boy. most girls dont shave their upper lip.
Is that person a G-U-Y ? oh, so fucking like real !! looks more like a L-A-D-Y !! haha ! i couldn`t stop laughing when i saw this video . LMAO xD I don`t see why he has to protest
Seriously, go to youtube and watch ALL of Chris Crocker's videos. Then you'll know that this is all a just ruse - it would be easy to take him seriously if you haven't seen everything else. Nice job, Chris - but your acting's a little over the top in this one - or maybe under the bottom.
Oops - i did it again.
Seriously, if this person is not acting and this is real, these are the kinda of people that are physcotic, and walk the schools with assault weapons like Columbine and Virigina Tech. This person needs some real help. And as far as Brittney being divorced with children, big eal, half the world is .. The only thing the rest of them dont have is her money. So boo hoo brittney
I Like 'Gimme More' and Britneys performance did suck ass..... and this dude is gay and is tripping off something more than just britney....and he surely needs some help and she does too.. maybe they'll do it together...ON The PLUS SIDE...atleast his hair is cute!
see, the sheet thing is supposed to give the illusion of the proverbial wake up call, you wake up after super partying lying in bed with who knows what, and they ask, "what are thinking?" you respond, "I think Brittany is stupid,,, and who are you?" ergo, the emotions begin....
sally fields has some competition.... "i wanna now why!?!?!!".."i wanna know why!?!?!!".. drink ur juice little boy......"shes a human"..."leave britney alone!!!!!!""....oh my...get this boy laid or give him another pill..!!!!!! someone call dr phil immediately.!!!!!!
i thought this was a woman the whole time until i read the paragraph on it. he sure looks a lot like a woman. hey we should call him man- woman! i mean who cares about britney spears anyway. she was the one who put herself through all that! it is not anyone elses falt but her own.i think this video was completly useless because no one is going to change their mind about britney!!!!!!!!!!
This had to be an act. It didn't seem genuine at all. There were no real tears. Honey....you personify the classical "Drama Queen." Why would anyone care THAT MUCH what is happening to Britney Spears? Come on....
Give me a break. She mentioned "you are lucky she even performs for you bastards"!! She did not mention that she makes millions. Hell, I will perform for that kind of money. Also , since she does drugs, she has brought all this on herself. Where is the personal responsibility? Nobody in that condition should ever call themselves a mother. Maybe if we leave her alone , she will hit bottom and quit drugs and then her children might be safe with her. Get it together , Britney. Young people look up to you. What kind of example are you!!!!! I do not want my children emulating you.
And with words like fag, pussy, , jewtuber? OMG what a bunch of homophobic bigots...and just when i thought this world was becoming open-minded....Who knew? there were that many egotistic, narrowminded, rednecked bigots still out there? Freaky to be such a bigot...i think :( And I'm not even gay, just apalled at the slurs that ppl use....wow. and really who cares if the guy is gay or not...but i guess thats what these forums are all about...
Hi gabby...trouble with other people's free expressions, huh? I completely understand. Th world is a scaaary place (lions and tigers and bears...oh my), and some people cannot fathom differing opinions.
Hang in there, gabby. The "Its a Small World" ride you are on will stop soon and you will have to deal with aaalll sorts of people. Nice people. Mean old nasty people. Fat People. Skinny people.
how much snot can a snot swallow and still be snot-brained.....oh yeah, he must have had practice swallowing. i'm not gay bashing, i'm a lesbian myself, but this poor sap's least problem is name-calling. i think he'd probably shoot himself if michael jackson ever goes to prison.....could they be related?
wowwww you r a huuuge loser maybe you should get a life, idiot, and really whats with the makeup are your like a transey its retarded. you need help and anyone who supports this shithole needs help too
People who have posted on this are pathetic. I don't think Chris Crocker has a problem. If you're posting comments on his video saying "fucking pussy" "go grow some balls" and "faggot" I think YOU are the fucked up one in this equation. It's fucking 2007. People are gay. Get used to it. And if you don't want to get used to it, at least have a little dencency.
And I'm actually on his side on this one. Sure, she may not be perfect at all, but until you can do a better job than her and prove it I think you should just stop talking.
Britney, You are a very beautiful woman and anyone that knows the facts of life knows that you have had a time of change in your life. As a young girl you were admired by everyone. Honey, You will come back to yourself. It is a shame that you are being tortured by everyone. It reminds me of our Princess Diana. You have so much talent and love to give, but from a woman that has been there, I understand what your body and mind has been going through. You love your babies I am sure, but having them so close together and all the other problems in your life is the reason you have froze out. Just the fact of the change of harmones in your body is enough to throw a simply woman, and with every move you make being under scruttney, I fully understand what has happened. Just know this Honey, It will get better with time. Your weight will go down, however, I thought you looked absolutely wonderful. You are not a skinny brat that looks like they need to eat, You have the body of a very beautiful Woman. Be Proud of yourself and be yourself. Listen to the deepest part of your heart and believe in yourself. So many fans want you to be happy and be with you. Tom Cruise never has been in your shoes, and if he were, He probably would have long ago been forgotten. PostPartumn depression is different with everyone. I can speak for myself, It can make you so depressed that you not even know yourself. I am a retired nurse and have been in the same place as you, only I never shared your beauty or success. Please Britney, let time work out in your life, and you will be ready for the stage again. Never give up upon yourself for you are a One of a kind in the entertainment business. You WILL Survive and come back Greater than ever. I love you Britney, a fan from Northern Louisiana
Oh Thank you
Thank you...I have been looking for my inspiration here on Glumbert and now I have found it. You magicwords have caused a stir in my heart. Would you like to meet me...I think I love you.
I will be at the Golden Corral steakhouse for the All You Can Eat Sirloin right after my second shift. See you at 7!
who cares what bratty brit looks like. the drug whore has put herself in the chaotic life she is in now. celebrities can practically kill their kids and nothing gets done about it. not only does she put herself in danger but her kids too, so whoever thinks bratty brit is a wonderful person and performer has viewed the kook's video too much and has become brainwashed. get real. they both suck.
Did anyone else notice there are no tears? Leave the poor sap alone "HE/SHE IS A HUMAN!!!!!!!!! LEAVE IT ALONE PLEASE!!!!!!!1" AHHAHAHAH this dude er dudette is hilarious
OK. I have a problem with Britney... The only talent she has is swinging unbrellas at photographers and lip sinking, and she can't even do that right... Can any one spare a few dollars so this freak can go out and buy a life? TIME FOR YOUR LOBOTOMY!!!
I love how this guy says "Anyone who has a problem with her, you just deal with me." "SHE'S A HUMAN" "ALL YOU PEOPLE WANT IS MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE!!! BASTARDS" Personally, I think this is brilliant... "Leave Britney Spears alone right now... I mean it." This is freaking hilarious. I have never passed a video along the way I have with this one. Great stuff here.
Are y'all dense? It's a joke (and saying it's not is just a publicity stunt). He'll be on a sitcom before you know it (but hopefully, ye gods, with a better haircut).
Wake up folks...It's all an act. It's name is Chris Crocker (aka Chrissy the Sissy), Google It's name and you can read all about It. Apparently It's the horrid result of an out of control yeast infection or a failed coat hanger abortion. Hello...Chrissy...your 15 minutes of fame are up honey, so you might want to think about moving on to bigger and better things (like the local glory hole). You and Britney make a great pair - neither of you has an ounce of talent and you're both nothing but common (washed up) white trash.
Britney needs to realize kids copy beautiful celebrities. My kids think she is gorgeous, I definetely think she is, but is that all there is? I think a much better role model ( and even more gorgeous ) is Angelina Jolie. She is not just living for herself. She sends one third of her salary to charities. She adopts third world orphans who would never have had a good life. Britney on the other hand, does drugs and leaves her children alone. I vote for Angelina.
Im a Real Estate Agent and see tons of people each day.... But what is this?!?!?! A FEMALE, MALE, LIL bit of both?????????? By the way whats with the Sheet behind you?? Can you take on a 300 ibs person?? haha
Finally women get a look at the "sensitive" guy they have been looking for. He likes shopping, Britney, eyeliner and womens underwear. But be warned ladies, you will have to share.
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