glumbert - Lady Vs. Gas Pump Hose

I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any Glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof, so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!

webx3u

3 months ago

What a funny thing that is to be beaten out by randal!! Today of all days.

randalflagg

3 months ago

Why's that Web?

webx3u

3 months ago

Because usually I'd just slap in a "First!" but today I decided to go with the full version.

randalflagg

3 months ago

You did actually nail it though!

kmat

3 months ago

anup29

3 months ago

and a hello to you good sir

goldbardeb

3 months ago

LOL!!

Pretty silly what we do at the gas pump. I bet the clerk almost wet their pants laughing at her.

randalflagg

3 months ago

Perhaps? I know did.. Wait, I'm not even wearing pants!!! :0

Hey Deb!

webx3u

3 months ago

This lady contacted her local BMW dealer the following day to see if she could get the filler neck on the gas tank moved to the other side of the car.

turdferguson

3 months ago

That shit was hilarious.

randallflagg

3 months ago

Strange...I'm not wearing any pants...but I have a mustache???

goldbardeb

3 months ago

LOL! Explain, where is your moustache?

thebug

3 months ago

Ask yourself what you did drink/smoke etc. in the last couple hours :)

randalflagg

3 months ago

That was a funny reply Randall . Thanks for not being a jerk alias.

thebug

3 months ago

Hm, for a moment I feared she had been swallowed by an evil gas pump from outer space, but then she stood up behind her car...

lwboy

3 months ago

Wow - this was great. I mean, football to the groin funny. Hilarious. Riotous laughter. I am splitting a gut here. No, really, ha ha. More ha ha.

americansareidiots

3 months ago

And another one! Only in America....

courtjakester

3 months ago

So I take it you didn't notice the fact that the gas station had a definitely non-english name, and the lady's BMW had a European license plate. Your powers of observation are about as limited as your intellect.

courtjakester

3 months ago

And if you look closely, you'll notice traffic is driving on the left of the road. In America, we drive on the right. Just a little FYI for ya there.

cutepuppy

3 months ago

actually, courtjakester, if you look REAL closely, you will see the traffic is driving on the RIGHT.

Only the Irish and English drive on the left, and that is not an Irish or English petrol station (or gas station as I believe you chaps call it.)

you're welcome.

americansareidiots

3 months ago

My apologies. I am suitably chastised.

americansareidiots

3 months ago

..and chastened, even.
I am thinking of changing my name to "mostamericansareidiots".

arseface

3 months ago

Drivel. Get a life.

donkeybottombiter

3 months ago

Clearly a fake... no one (with a couple of minor exceptions) is THAT stupid.

hammertime

3 months ago

scarier still... this freak of nature is somewhere on the road. maybe behind YOU !

americansareidiots

3 months ago

Well spotted cutepuppy!
They also drive on the left in Trinidad and Tobago and one or two other places I've been.
I don't know the language on the forecourt, but it may be Scandinavian?
Whatever - it isn't in the U.S. and I admit my mistake.
Over to you courtjakejester.

courtjakester

3 months ago

I stand corrected about the driving.... saw that car driving at the end and assumed wrongly. The language on the sign is definitely German, but other than that i have absolutely no idea.

mimic

3 months ago

hose=1 bitch=0

obxsurfergirl

3 months ago

That woman has 'issues.'

sexygirl

3 months ago

Come see www.PORNOHOUSE.b-w-h.com for real movies!!!

skidmarks

3 months ago

please just leave me alone