A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says.
A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.'
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become,
asked the girl to describe the incident.
'Well,' she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the
Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew
it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'
'That must've been scary,' said the teacher.
'It sure was,' said the little girl. 'My kitty raised her back, went
Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Shit,' the Rottweiler ate her!'
I'm sure the cat found your actions to be highly helpful. Wallah, no more limp!
Why is it considered humane to put miserable unhealthy animals out of their misery, but its considered inhumane to put miserable unhealthy people out of their misery?
i shot a cat once with an air rifle. it was kinda funny cos it was too far away and i hit it in the back. it kinda squealed and writhed about for a bit. so i had to walk up and give it a rabbit punch to kill it. but fuck me that was difficult. the little bastard bit me and shat on my hand. so i just got the gun and shot it in the head a couple of times. the shit was flying from it and it kinda upset the kids next door (it was thewir cat) but it shouldn't have been in my garden.
goldbardeb - is it easy to excite you? i don't mean to pry, but it seems to me that you need a bit of a lift. have you ever thought about a threesome with a man and a retard woman? before you go saying that's perverted, think about it.
on the other hand, you could have a threesome with canuck and miter. REAL men with REAL ideas!
take your pick. i know my wife's keen on anything that makes her tingle and not have to think too much.
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