I hereby Post first!! under article 125, section 4, paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!
"......under no circumstances will cheating be allowed. Cheating can be defined in many terms..........A consistent effort of two or more persons sandbagging their efforts in order to allow a subsequent poster to override their first post by exclaiming anything other than first is prohibited....... Cheating is enforced and can result in the loss of privliges of being able to post first in the competition. Inasmuch castration is a viable alternative"
It sounds like there may be violation of the bylaws. Justme has claimed 2nd on several posts and Randal has come up behind her and stole her thunder.
There is no thunder to steal. If you'd PAY ATTENTION, I am in a damn contest with myself for second. I'm not here for FIRST post douchebag.
And you can't just create "bylaws" whenever you feel like it. I do recall that randal was the one who initiated the Glumbert New Testament/Constitution. If any bylaws are going to be created, it should be randal who creates them after SUGGESTION by another Glumberter.
Too late. The mob has already seized Randal and went to castrate him, but found nothing there. He has been released on his own recognizance. Glumbert cheating bylaw will need to be changed to fit those that already have been castrated or born without.
Wait a minute. I wonder if Randal jumped in a cold pool just before he was seized. That might have done the trick.
Gotta send the goons back out for him.
"There is no thunder to steal. If you'd PAY ATTENTION, I am in a damn contest with myself for second." Ahem, were you speaking to me?
I have several of these wonderful cleaning tools, in different strengths too! I was using one today, to clean out a pumpkin and carve it at the same time, at over 100 yards away!... The other day I cleaned at least twenty acres of forest...a few years back I even cleaned my own leg, what a job it did! Tomorrow I might see if it will clean up a damn leaf blower that won't seem to start..yeah that's it, it just needs cleaning! Like I always say, "The right tool for the job"
A real gun with real bullets shooting the slut that let her kitchen get into this state. Now THAT would make a vid worth watching! How could a guy live with someone who keeps house in that way?
Jesus.
I guess because the guy is a poser (like you) and has no life or self esteem (like you) he would shack up with any trailer trash whore (like you) can't afford a "real gun" or "real bullets" (like you) and "like you" IS NOT FUCKING REAL!
Time to re-evaluate your reasons for trying to claim, represent, or falsely represent someone you're not!
Hmm, did I just give a definition of a looser?
I think you meant to say "my incessant whining and getting sand in my vag over nothing is a real-life example of a 'looser' "
The only one looking bad here is you Miter, just let it go. If your hero cared about the similar name he would say something. Go obsess over something worthwhile. Like being a tighter.
s9lecomp, how bout fuck off and die! As you sit safely behind your computer, with no possible way for anything you say to come back at you, aren't you big with the mouth! If I want to whine about dip shits copy cat names I'll damn well do it, If my "hero" gets dissed, I'll definitely do it, and say, some fuck wad like you wants to dis me...well let the whining begin BITCH! You now have a whining looser with a sand filled vag (that was actually funny) on your ass!
Alright, I guess I should've added a few more o's as in looooooooooooser! I'll be the first to admit I'm a loser...on many levels...I will also admit that, I think you don't get it about your "handle", therefore I will not "whine" about it, or you anymore! Soooooo mea culpa.
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