glumbert

This was a ventriloquist act right?

Great! Starting them off on the wrong foot! Nice job!

That's me... I'm the kid with the Fro..

Moms would'nt let me get a "Jheri Curl" She said that's for the tacky folks..

I thank my mom for not letting get that curl...

His older girl friends can reach the cookie jar.

Notice they don't pan the camera down to show he is holding his little feathered hat and Junior Pimp Cane.

Yaaaawwnn! Here we go again, lame videos, time for useless information....

The flu or "Influenza" got it's name from the fact that people believed the disease was because of the evil "influence" of stars.

speaking of sickness...
Dentist's recommend your toothbrush be located a minimum of 6 feet from your toilet because, airborne "toilet particles" resulting from a flush, have that much range. Ewwww

speaking of toilets.....
A third of all people flush while still sitting on the toilet....
Most toilets flush in E flat....
Forty thousand Americans are injured by toilets each year...
The first toilet ever seen on TV was on the "Leave It to Beaver" show...
The Soviet Sukhoi-34 is the first strike fighter with a toilet in it...
The toilets on a space shuttle cost $19 million...

speaking of space....
Buzz Aldrin was the first human to pee his pants on the moon....
It takes less time for an Apollo moon rocket to get to the moon, than it takes a stagecoach to travel the length of England..
February 1865 is the only month in "recorded" history not to have a full moon....
You, me and everything on earth right now, are traveling at 660,000 miles per hour...

The contributors to Glumbert have a combined IQ total of 4,134,187.
If you remove the IQs of Canuck, Mako and Skidmarks, the total is 103,142.
The total left if you remove the IQ of streamlined is 103,141.

mitercut is bored to death on days too cold for his pneumatic tools to work, he also loses income and gets dangerously close to paying late on his bills, which could trigger higher interest rates on his credit cards starting a snow ball effect that could negatively impact his credit score, which in turn could make his credit card interest rates go up, which could negatively impact his credit score, which in turn could make his credit card interest rates go up, which could negatively impact his credit score, which in turn could make his credit card interest rates go up, which could negatively impact his credit score, which in turn could make his credit card interest rates go up, which could negatively impact his credit score, which in turn could make his credit card interest rates go up, which could negatively impact his credit score, which in turn could make his credit card interest rates go up, which could negatively impact his credit score, which in turn could make his credit card interest rates go up, which could negatively impact his credit score, which in turn could make his credit card interest rates go up, which could negatively impact his credit score, which in turn could make his credit card interest rates go up, which could negatively impact his credit score, which in turn could make his credit card interest rates go up..... I think I'll get the propane heater going to avoid this mess....see ya later!

Bless his little cotton picking socks. That's sooo cute. i want one :)

Too funny charlie... reminds me of the other day when you were sittin' on my lap beggin' me to put that huge butt plug in your arse again. man i have to fart.

LMFGDAO THAT WAS TH CUTTEST THING EVER WHAT A BOY!!! :P