Yes, Mister Arseface, we can always count on you for a more high-minded viewpoint. Surely I can understand how you, curled up with the Complete Works of Rabelais, might find the Onion's lowly attempts at topical "satire" to be, well, hardly LOL. I commend you for your rigorous standards.
Hey Gimp Boy - here's another one for you to spend time clicking inappropriate on. Given the two comments above, rather an apt location for it wouldn't ya say?
Have you had your colostomy bag changed recently or are you filling up with bile again?
Press the little red button and the nurse will come look after you
Of course beer is made of natural products except in America (this latter point is a widely know and undisputed academic fact so please don't come down on my like a ton of bricks) which sometimes result in you getting laid more.
It also makes you wake up in jail more too.
Ganga makes you fat. And sometimes psychotic. If you do enough of it jail can be a factor also
Both have their places as I worship at the alter of hedonism.
Queen Victoria got through a shit load of opium and grass in her time. Truly a paragon of virtue and a fine upstanding member of the Royal family
I salute her.
She unfortunately ate most of her corgis during a protracted munchie attack. Apparently the Chinese from whom she was buying the opium turnd her onto this idea. This may also go some way to explaining her plump appearance.
On realising what she'd done the following morning she went to war with China.
She was a class A (excuse the pun) dealer of the highest order. Getting the worlds most populace country strung out on opium must have made her a few quid
mako-- don't bogart that, pass it this way... you're actually starting to make ton's of good points on the Queen thing...oh hell... where's my fruity girlie drink?????
The key to fine brew is the water, some brews from Canada are just sooooo sweet, home brews from wells are nice, a good porter with a bat of stinky can make a fishing trip a trip.
i don't know about all u guys but i find this very creepy,200 freash kidneys, where the hell would someone get that. Maybe he is a serial killer and those people took it the wrong way. and the note that said "this is only the beginning" maybe its a thret.
American beer is NOT all that bad. The purists denigrating our lighter brew are advised that our product has been a leader in creating a need for the kidneys featured in the video...a virtual boon to the organ replacement program.
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