Anonymous Philanthropist Donates 200 Human Kidneys To Hospital

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4 months ago
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4 months ago
I don't get it
4 months ago
that has been a long time coming
4 months ago
hey that was my ballcap, lost it in India last year, also missing a kidney.
4 months ago
LOL!
4 months ago
crap..... they're looking for hearts now too...... stay away from my ex.
4 months ago
you ex has a heart?
4 months ago
Id rather watch paint dry than watch the ONION NEWS , actually take that back , NO COMMENT
4 months ago
Yet more drivel.
No wonder we end up insulting each other on here when there's absolutely fuck all to comment on!
4 months ago
Amen!
4 months ago
HEY FUCK YOU!



(joke - sorry)
4 months ago
Yes, Mister Arseface, we can always count on you for
a more high-minded viewpoint. Surely I can understand
how you, curled up with the Complete Works of Rabelais,
might find the Onion's lowly attempts at topical "satire"
to be, well, hardly LOL. I commend you for your
rigorous standards.
4 months ago
Thank god I woke up with both of my kid... WTF!
4 months ago
I don't know about kidneys, but a couple of our recent enlistees appear to be the rarest philanthropists of all.....living brain donors.
4 months ago
We do have a few here on Glumbert too...
4 months ago
Hey Gimp Boy - here's another one for you to spend time clicking inappropriate on. Given the two comments above, rather an apt location for it wouldn't ya say?

Have you had your colostomy bag changed recently or are you filling up with bile again?

Press the little red button and the nurse will come look after you
4 months ago
"We are in need of brains"... now who would have thought that?
4 months ago
Ya mon, no need for nothing but good bud!
4 months ago
beer, a reason to get up in the morning.
4 months ago
Beer brewed by man

Grass created by Mother Nature

Which do YOU trust?

Of course beer is made of natural products except in America (this latter point is a widely know and undisputed academic fact so please don't come down on my like a ton of bricks) which sometimes result in you getting laid more.

It also makes you wake up in jail more too.

Ganga makes you fat. And sometimes psychotic. If you do enough of it jail can be a factor also

Both have their places as I worship at the alter of hedonism.

Queen Victoria got through a shit load of opium and grass in her time. Truly a paragon of virtue and a fine upstanding member of the Royal family

I salute her.

She unfortunately ate most of her corgis during a protracted munchie attack. Apparently the Chinese from whom she was buying the opium turnd her onto this idea. This may also go some way to explaining her plump appearance.

On realising what she'd done the following morning she went to war with China.

She was a class A (excuse the pun) dealer of the highest order. Getting the worlds most populace country strung out on opium must have made her a few quid

This was not covered by the press at the time
4 months ago
My apols - she was SELLING it to the Chinese... they gave her a labrador stew when she and the posse turned up for 'bidness' and she enjoyed it.
4 months ago
Mako, I'm dying to know, what is "corgis"?
Got to sleep awhile M.
Later.
Free
4 months ago
they are dogs
4 months ago
Pot a reason to go to sleep at night.
4 months ago
Corgis - a reason to go to war

Here ya go Goldie, s'a bit left but it's gettin hot

Sorry.
4 months ago
mako-- don't bogart that, pass it this way... you're actually starting to make ton's of good points on the Queen thing...oh hell... where's my fruity girlie drink?????
4 months ago
The key to fine brew is the water, some brews from Canada are just sooooo sweet, home brews from wells are nice, a good porter with a bat of stinky can make a fishing trip a trip.
4 months ago
i don't know about all u guys but i find this very creepy,200 freash kidneys, where the hell would someone get that. Maybe he is a serial killer and those people took it the wrong way. and the note that said "this is only the beginning" maybe its a thret.
4 months ago
ONN is simply the best news network there is period. I get all my info from them.
THANKS ONN!
4 months ago
hehe.. i cant believe the amount of f*&k=noids that actually believed that story.. thats what is really funny.. OZ
4 months ago
American beer is NOT all that bad. The purists denigrating our lighter brew are advised that our product has been a leader in creating a need for the kidneys featured in the video...a virtual boon to the organ replacement program.

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