glumbert

kevin pwns that h8r.

That guys life is now over.

But on a different topic, we have three days of no glumbert and then it comes back with all of these freaking adds?

This person needs to learn how to operate a video camera.

amazing

Billy-B? Randal? Mako? Podman? devious?

Gonna be up late....and I mean LATE tonight...got an idea for something I'm gonna type in here......so I'll catch up to y'all later.

C.

Glumbert shouldn't accept watermarked videos. If you have to convert something, use a watermark free Flash video converter like SUPER or Riva, honestly.

ROFLMAO PUUL MY COCK OUT OF PRACISTS ASS MORE LIKE AGHA FAGGOTS, lol!

Okay. I really don't know what's goin' on with Glumbert; I mean, I really do like the site, but after no videos to comment on for like, how many days?, they come back with some pretty weak stuff. Anyways, I'm optimistic they'll get their acts together. I've seen some doozys in my time here, yessireebob. But, just to make conversation, waste time AND piss off a few of the baked potatoes around here, I shall now take it upon myself to hand out the Canuck1963-Glumbert Awards for Top-Ten-Best-Places-In-The-U.S.-I've- Ever-Visited; if your hometown is on this list, then rejoice, for I have recognized you and your citizenfolk, and concluded they are GOOD; if it's not, then you have 6 months to get your act together before the next award ceremonies, and to prepare for my arrival. Places are judged on a variety of criteria, such as friendliness of locals, affordability, quality of pizza, quality of beer, and sports availability (namely three sports--hockey, hockey and hockey). So....here goes...starting with #10...drum roll, please:

#10. Atlanta, Georgia (pronounced as "JOH-JAH" by the locals); nice city; lost marks on the terrible humidity they while I was there; clean, efficient public transit system, known as "MARTA"; it stands for "Municipal Atlanta Regional Transit Authority"; the locals have another designation for the initials, but I won't repeat it here; clean city; still a decade from having a hockey team at this point.

#9: Terra Haute, Indiana: nice little burg; lost of history, as far as ghost stories go; sits along the mighty Wabash River, making it very scenic; lots of black POW/MIA flags flying about; very laid back; great atmosphere.

#8: Washington, D.C.: tough call on this one; roads were awful; pitted and gutted; beltway tough to navigate if you're a first-timer; stark contrast to between the east and west sides; the east side looked very poverty-stricken; the west side, on the other end of Pennsylvania Ave. was magnificent; I guess the marks are for the sites, i.e., Lincoln Memorial, Washington Monument, Jefferson Memorial, Smithsonian, etc.; tried to take the driveway up to Capitol Hill; told a beefy Marine at the gate I was there to see George Sr.; He said "No, you're not", and then made a circling motion with his finger, and gave me ten seconds to turn around; I did; and I was gone. Nice city, though (well, half of it, anyways).

#7: Fort Drum, New York: a sprawling state National Guard base; did my infantry basic there, jointly with our Yank friends, in the summer of '80; home of the U.S. Army's 10th Mountain Division; great PX on base; great drinking hole there called "The Chicken Hut"; beer was warm, but okay; a huge brawl erupted between the us and our American friends; Canadian and American MP's crashed the place, to break it up; chairs flying, tables overturning, bottles being thrown, you name it; I got out one punch, hit someone or something, then something hit ME; next thing I know I'm on the floor; later find out I was a "friendly fire" victim; by next morning, our Yank friends STILL wanted to PAR-TAY, and we all became great friends; nice bunch of guys; fabulous time; wouldn't trade it, or the place, for a million bucks.

#6: Boston, MA: Great hockey town; great clam chowder; 'nuff said.

#5: Bangor, Maine: Nice, quiet little city; loved the tall Paul Bunyan statue downtown; best freakin' lobster I've ever eaten (and cheap, too!); home of Stephen King; I'm a fan; went to his house; rang his doorbell, ready to DEEEMAND an autograph; his housekeeper answered the door; nice lady; we talked for about fifteen minutes; The Man wasn't home; recuperating at his retreat, 'cuz he was creamed by a van; passed on my wished for a speedy recovery; she said thank you; I got my autograph a month later, via mail, signed his novel "Gerald's Game". Tres cool.

#4: Goreham, New Hampshire: tiny little town, nestled in the northern part of the state; if you stand in the middle of "downtown", and do a complete 360 degree slow turn, you'll see that the whole town is literally enclosed by a mountain range....stunning; great motel rates; great breakfast deals; friendly folks; a class act, for sure.

#3: Topeka, Kansas: rich in history, re: the Old West; nice people; hardly any hockey, but one hell of a steak and B-B-Q spare rib talent; amazing.

#2: Charleston, South Carolina: GREATEST CRAB LEGS EVER EATEN! Alson, toured Boone Plantation; why? because it's where "GOne With The Wind" was filmed; walked up that long road, to the main house, with the overhanging trees, same as Clark and Vivien; awesome place; also, saw what I believe was the U.S.S. Nimitz docked there, but not totally sure; still, a stunning sight; picked up a Confederate Army officers hat, as a souviner; still have it, to this day; great September weather; perfect.

And my NUMBER ONE FAVOURITE PLACE???----------------


#1: Liberty, Missouri: Gorgeous little town; colonial-era houses; very peaceful; picturesque; historical; clean streets; Independence is a short distance away, so you get to visit the Harry S. Truman Library (which I did), as well as Kansas City (GREAT jazz! GREAT pubs!!), but the kicker is Liberty. A place I'd LOVE to retire to, 'cuz you get the best of everything. I guess that state really DID "show me".

Those are my picks. Whether ya like'em or not, or care or not.

So there.

(goes to mulling over another idea here)

ok yanks win.......its nice to see you all gathered here once more.

10- my dad died in georgia went there to bring him home . it was nice thoe.

9- Terra Haute( high earth?) stoped when the harley roadster would'nt start back up. theres a dealership in that town. picked up a few shirts.

oh and thay executed tiiimmmyyyy at the fed hotel

8-was stationed at Quantico so we we're in D.C almost every weekend.
man we sure killed some brain cells there. some brain cells there . some brain cells ther..... oh


7- Fort Drum hmmmm.... stayed away from there even thoe i lived in the area for years.
heard there was to many fights in a local pub called the poultry den,or something of that nature? betix ruffians of the north and the more north .

dident feel like chancing any injurys.

6- Boston.... ah yes Boston home of the red sox. (GO YANKS)

great history, good HOCKEY agreed.
or as ruwa had said in another post (i have more chance of being killed in boston then in iraqi.) remember i didnt say it.

wonder where he is??

5- roger miller comes to mind (king of the road)

4- goreham, i will remember that town . hold on ... yes wrote it down.

3- wow, you really liked topeka ! no kidding. well it goes to show, you can find beauty in anyplace if you just look for it.

2- stayed in Wilmington North Carolina on the cape fear was on the Orten plantation doing a shoot.

as agent 86 would say ( i missed it.. by that much chief)

1- been over a lot of Missouri but taint never heerd a no liberty ahhhh there it is , right outside of Kansas city . well thats another drive by from me. and from the looks of it on the map here i almost went threw it.

well thanks for taken the spin down memory lane with us and touring the good ole USA hope you will see fit to visit again. take your shoes off, sit a spell ........... how did the Beverly hillbilly's end, ya all come back now real soon?

the town in N.H Goreham sounds like lake placid. i have put it on our places to perhaps visit.

as far as the rest of those towns and cities well .......... you must remember i live in Jersey city, N.J our state flower is mold and our state bird is the three headed Chromium mud sucker.
and the closest resemblance of role model's are the Sopranos.... yes i would say thay sound like heaven.

a hawk is but a crow in the eye of an eagle. i dont know y that seemed important? lol

good night

sorry guys, but you almost killed glumbert. after reading the 156 comments below the other video, i though they gave up hope, but thankfully they decided on another business model. just don't kill it off in it's next iteration please....

thanks

I'm glad he burned this wannabe film critic.

TO THE BEET

dear mr. beet thank you for your coment or there lack off, since you never responded to the contents of above video or any video in kind,perhaps you dont have the time?
yet it seem's you had the time to read all 156 comments above and even count them . and that i have'nt seen you before this.............
hummm thats weird. then again i have only myself been here a short time.

nevertheless if you feel like you would like to add something constructive to the fray please do so i am sure you will receive some intelligent feed back from one of the many intellects posting on this site.
or a verbal beat down as you have witnessed (156 times?) in your previous comment.

unfortunately for your self it seems you have Quantum jumped into the middel of a terrible blood fued that has been raging in this part of cybor space since my arrival.
if you feel that you may have to report this to your starfleet command please do so .
keeping in mind thoe the Primary Directive.
and if you feel you must interfere with the local inhabitants please, please remember to wear a dark yellow shirt ! cause any other color thus worn will not make it back to thier ship. thank you .

yours truly RF

So, glumbert video's have become so boring that the comments area has become a soap opera. Ok, I can relate, from here on, I will add only (somewhat relavent) "useless information" as a comment. (just trying to keep up with the Jones's)

So in keeping with soap operas...................

The reason they call daytime tv dramas "soap operas" is because they were originaly used to advertise soap powder. American advertisers would write the shows story around the use of their soap powder........

Totaly useless!

wow... i think i heard that before, thoe i have forgotten .
you have awoken that part of my brain which all of the afore mentioned information has been stored!!!

like a switch being turned on after so many years of total darkness...

MY GOD!! i feel so free, alive like................ REBIRTH!!!!!! .....i...i.. ( CLICK)...................................... what the hell was i talken bout????
oh ya Yankees are. on GO YANKEES

now why would mark061078 post a comment way up there, and to that particular spot on this page ??

makes me wonder you know out of nowherer than BLAM shoots off about your travel experience's then a blast towards hockey.

no,no,no. no way, to fishy . not biting.
nope not today. thanks friend,but no thanks.

and yet he obviously didnt come to comment on the clip either ..... hmmmmm
what was his purpose then if not only to engage you?

More incestuous bather.
Canuck, why bore the populace with your low rent
travelogue? As I currently reside in the inner circle of Hell,
relaxing in Beezlebub's Penthouse Suite, I do not envy your
Winnebago.
My team of high-priced lawyers are drawing up the cease and desist,
as we speak, in this detestable matter.

This kinda made me not like Kevin Smith so much. What a cock. He has an audience, hence an unfair advantage.

Hey thebeet, it's more specific than just "Avoid NE, SE, SW". You better watch yourself in parts of NW, NY Ave, N. Capitol, Michigan Ave, Sursum Corda. SE just stay west of the River, 'cause Anacostia isn't a spot you want to go by accident. SW is alright, especially at the Waterfront, and NE up near RFK, which used to be really bad (Yeah picture every taxi running red lights at night), has actually come up quite a bit.