Judo Washing Machine

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8 months ago
8 months ago
Ahhh, yes... I'll make a special sushi roll just for you number 1#
8 months ago
8 months ago
c'mon, just kidding
8 months ago
8 months ago
I've done a good deal of research and I'm reasonably convinced that 1963 is birth year that marks an extreme technological divide.
8 months ago
Lets see her try to hip toss my shit stains!!.

Still i feel for the skinny little asain chicks getting thrown around.
8 months ago
is the writer's strike affecting this place to?
8 months ago
Good thought. Possible. Or maybe, just maybe, it's all finally been done. There is no more. Every original thought has been used. Now it's just remake after remake after sequel. Ya, o'kay, I had a rough day.
8 months ago
Groundhog day.
8 months ago
.................quit smoking.........22 days and counting.
8 months ago
BTW Sven, one of my favorite movies of all time.
8 months ago
Bill

stop counting, it helps
8 months ago
show of hands....how many here are smokers? (cigarettes that is)

miter, non smoker
8 months ago
(raises his hand)

Smoker.

(looks around sheepishly, and goes back to la-la land)
8 months ago
I took 3 puffs of a cigarette (behind the garage) when I was about 14. It was disgusting, and I thought to myself; This is just breathing smoke!

So, I smoked (willingly and directly), about 1/2 inch of one cigarette. So I have been clean for many years now;)

I'm not being smug here, but fatefully there was no goading pier group in my case, to keep me trying. Just dumb luck, and a strong distaste for the very idea of it.

But I have seen many struggle with this addiction, and it is tough. Good luck to all who try.

I used to work with a guy who smoked 4-5 packs per day. So I have smoked quite a few packs (indirectly) myself. I was glad to change jobs and get away from the blue cloud.
8 months ago
Part time smoker, started at 14, couldn't wait to smoke, mum smoked when pregnant with me, so i think i was already slightly addicted and i'm sure it has given me a short attention sp.......

where was i, but i'm 35, and the last 4 months i managed to stick to 1 in the evening with a glass of red, this blows me away

Not good though and far from clever, wish i never started, have managed to play football, even still now, for 10 years i played saturday and sunday whilst smoking

but it is disgusting!!
8 months ago
Re: smoking....started when I was 13.
Stopped 18 years ago.
Have emphysma.
Bad genes, bad lungs.
OK right now, but the future is limited.

Y'know, even today we can't save the kids from smoking, like our predecesors couldn't save us. Kids WILL do what they will, like we did.

BUT...the culture has changed from support of this vile habit, to denigrating it. So one might hope for a better future for our kids, do you think?
8 months ago
sheeeesh.....that's "emphysema", aka, COPD (chronic obstructive pulimary disease)....not all that bad early on....more of a nuisance, at this point. Hate the fact of my younger profligate years...so typical of youth, I suppose.

These days are richer, and more treasured.
A characteristic of growing older, I suspect.
8 months ago
BTW...those trying to quit....it's about as hard as anything you will do...I think, because you really have only yourself to count on.

But the first time I said to the waiter, "non-smoking, please", was like winning the Olympic 100 yard dash....world class rush!

Keep at it...takes a while...but worth it.
8 months ago
Never smoked in all my 18 years :D
8 months ago
Oh Japan! You wacky little bastards..........how I miss your odd little racist society! Merkin wearing freaks.


(No offense Merkin..........if your still around. Always admired your screen name...........)

Does anyone else know what a "merkin" is? It's interesting.
8 months ago
Ya, mine's a the dry cleaners.
8 months ago
fascinating
how do they keep it attached
8 months ago
bill
good luck on quitting
8 months ago
Wow, that's a strange coincidence...I haven't been in here in a couple of weeks, watch my first video, and (tear)...it's touching to be remembered, wdog. Actually I'm in Hong Kong for a spell, working myself sick so took the evening off (only a 9 hour day today!).
8 months ago
A man with a gerkin?
8 months ago
Just ribbing you merkin....hey can you get me a deal on some kick ass fireworks?
8 months ago
there must be some form of merkin glue.........(perhaps I could get rich marketing it!)

Personally, I'd go for merkin suspenders 'cause I'd have the biggest baddest most unruly merkin ever made!!!!!!!

(I suffer from illusions of pubic grandeur)
8 months ago
comb over with a bit gel works just as well. cheaper too.
8 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVkRwIxoeFY
that should trump yours again
8 months ago
yep, that was the bomb!
8 months ago
GONG! Bring back Chuck Barris!!!
8 months ago
The Japanese are not like anyone else.
The basic difference between them and us is that they are insane and celebrate the fact, whereas our society hides its insanity beneath a veneer of sophistication, a concept lost on your average Nip.
8 months ago
Hmm....wonder if you'd like to reconsider your post. I thought the Brits to be conversationally superior, intelectually well founded, and generally cosmopolotin...but your post showed none of those desireable features.
8 months ago
I find it quite humorous.............both uplifting and demeaning at the same time. That's not always easy to pull off.

Congrats!
8 months ago
....what is it about Glumbert that steals one's ability to spell ?

"conversationally"

"intellectually"

"cosmopolitan"

....good grief....I think I'm "dumbing down"....what a threat...someone may banish me to youTube (gahhhhggg).
8 months ago
chaz - I think the errors come from typing into that tiny box.
8 months ago
aaaahhhhh! vomit on them. how come they can rape nanking, torture POWs and make crap cars and still we pussyfoot round the little yellow bastids?
vomit all over them now
8 months ago
I love you vomit box
8 months ago
Jap cars have gone downhill since they started bldg them in the US. Still I have 267K's on my toy trk. I've never seen a yellow asian, I think that was a WWII cartoon. So much hate, and now the US is the torturer.
8 months ago
What we do (at least that which has been discovered and publicized) is VERY loosely considered torture. I don't consider it torture at all, but that's just me.

The military trained me on what to expect if captured and what I went through in training is worse than what people claim we are doing. What we were told to expect as reality (beyond what they could do in training without permanent injury) was FAR, FAR more extreme. The examples were not contrived or imagined but real life examples of what's been done to our servicemen in the past.

Abu Ghraib in my opinion was a joke and I failed and still fail to see exactly what was and is so shocking about it to some people.

I'm sure many feel much different than I and I'm not trying to dismiss their views. It's just my opinion.

Tell me I'm a complete jackass and describe how wrong I am if you must, but I'll still have the same opinion.

Unless of course you have information I don't. If so, please tell me what a buffoon I am and cite verifiable facts.

If you can and it's really "torture" and not just minor BS I may apologize and acknowledge your greatness. (I have stood humbled before............right Freetobe!?)
8 months ago
wdog its shocking cause a lot if not most were innocent civilians handed in or accused by people with an axe to grind or for payment. if they were all genuine terrorists with reliable intel fair enough but they didnt get much if any reliable intel out of Abu Ghraib or Guantanamo Bay for that matter i think thats what most people find disturbing.
8 months ago
I can understand that. It's unfortunate and definitely negligent but the abuse they suffered still can not be described as"torture".

Torture is a word that invokes emotion and I think it's use is in this case is a way for opponents of this country's actions to fan the flames of discontent.
8 months ago
"Waterboarding is torture, period," Malcolm Wrightson Nance, a former Navy instructor of prisoner of war and terrorist hostage survival programs, told a House constitutional subcommittee. "I believe that we must reject the use of the waterboard for prisoners and captives and cleanse this stain from our national honor."
8 months ago
wdog a remember seeing a photo of us soldier posing with a dead "prisoner" he died from the beatings he got and the medical treatment he didnt get. Mate thats wrong anyway you look at it - you cant defend that.
8 months ago
where are you freetobe, mako (gone forever) randal? adolf ?
8 months ago
Dunno, Skid.

Been asking that muhself.

Plus, this ranks as one of the stupidest videos I've ever seen on here.
8 months ago
with luck they're out west skiing
8 months ago
Guten Abend Glumberters!

Und sankyou Herr Skidmarks for your interest. I cannot speak for ze ozzers, but I myself haf been laid low by ze dreaded "Vinter Vomiting Bug" vich is doing ze rounds in Buenos Aires. Half ze city is shmitten by zis fiendish ailment. Luckily, it does not seem to haf crossed ze species to mein armadilloes yet, but vith ze luck I haf had recently, it probably vill.
I am - how do you say? - taking ein short sabbatical from Glumbert so zat I may fully recover mein powers. Let us hope ze vorld economy does not downgemelten before I am vell!
8 months ago
LMFAO!

(slays me everytime, he does...LOL!)
8 months ago
"downgemelten" - The new code name for Erectile Dysfunction?
8 months ago
"Vinter Vomiting Bug" did you mean summer vomiting bug? i thought you escaped/migrated to Buenos Aires
8 months ago
Okay...it's official:

I am OFFICIALLY declaring Glumbert to be "Streamlined-Free" (and that goes DOUBLE for his Posse). The absence of all that inane, fundamentalist claptrap from him and his fanatical zealots, has been NOT been missed. It truly gave me great pleasure to smite them (with help from my friends, as the Beatles said) using the hand of Reason and Sensiblity; these are traits that those crew of Crackpot Realists CANNOT abide by.

Victory celebration at my place tonight. All are invited.

And oh ya!:

Fred Thompson dropped outt the race. Good fuckin' riddance, you old burnt-out coot. As if anyone ever really gave a fuck about ANYTHING you had to say (and not that you really said ANYTHING, to start with). You're as vaccuous as the plank who currently occupies the White House, so get lost.

And Rudy? He's no fuckin' better. Observe:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/22/us/politics/22giuliani.html?_r=2
8 months ago
Greetings Canuck!
OOOOO!! (jumping up and down excitedly) I love victory parties, may I attend??? I shall bring my unforgettable Beer Cheese Soup, and a case of Washington State wine... do you prefer red or white??
8 months ago
Fred wasn't sure what the race was about, he was sure it was a screen test.
8 months ago
For lo, the man who mocks the word of the Lord
will surely be cast into the fiery furnace.
The Lord created the Heavens and the Earth
and on the seventh day he rested.
Beware the purveyors of falsehoods
and tremble before the might of the Lord your God.
Canadian fuck
8 months ago
"Canadian fuck"

LMFAO!
8 months ago
let me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mock,mock,mock-god
8 months ago
Ho!, The man who locks a nerd in his Ford
is surly, and due a hot blast from the V8's wiry surface.
Mr. Ford created the Model-T and the F150, and
throughout the 70's he never tested.
Used is now considered Gently Pre-owned,
engines of four tremble near the 302 Mustang.

Vroom, Vroom ...
8 months ago
Outstanding Pod!
8 months ago
What a fucking asshole!
8 months ago
...not quite as damning as I might have noted

This person needs elimination from his own pc, much less than the internet. Guy might hurt himself (hold down the applause).
8 months ago
I was sitting in traffic behind a truck the other that had a bumper sticker that read "Proud to be a Union Pipefitter."

For some odd reason, I thought it said "Proud to be a Union Puppeteer."

That started me thinking, do puppeteers belong to unions?

After all, television and movie writers are apparently in a union, so why not puppet artists?

But does anyone actually admit to being a puppeteer? Well, besides Frank Oz, Jim Henson, and Wayland Flowers?
8 months ago
what the hell is a pipefitter?

How does one "fit" a pipe?

Where exactly are they "fitting" it?

How do they know when the pipe "doesn't fit"?


I too, have questions...........
8 months ago
I think, maybe, it is Union hyperbole for "plumber", except maybe having to do with high pressure lines...as in steam lines, industrial heating and A/C, and like that.

That's my guess. Besides, if you're a "pipefitter", you get $6/hr. more than a plumber, even when you're doing plumbing.
8 months ago
I am now prepared to ge flailed by the union pipefitter interest group. Thank god I don't need to reveal where I live.
8 months ago
Chaz, I'm a pipefitter/plumber/gas tech. Ya, you got it pretty close. Pipefitting is the industrial ticket. O'kay, let fly the plumber jokes. I've heard them all and, no, I don't show my ass crack. Neither do any of my employees (or I will flog them for perpetuating the stereotype)
8 months ago
Lawyer calls a plumber because the bar sink in his posh office is out of order. The plumber arrives, fixes the problem and then hands the lawyer a bill. The lawyer looks at it, gasps and says"God god man, I don't even charge that much an hour" The plumber looks at him and says,"neither did I when I was a lawyer."
8 months ago
lol weiner
8 months ago
billy, you are a good humored shit (no pun intended)!
8 months ago
cheney too
8 months ago
I was asked by a pipefitter once ''did you drive to work or did I bring my lunch'' I said that I had brought my lunch but my orange had broke down and if he had a apple I could borrow.

He looked and said sorry but my apple has no doors.

thats when I knew he was of the devil.....

I love you vomitbox!
8 months ago
first reply!
8 months ago
lol what?
8 months ago
crazy mexican game shows
8 months ago
Know the truth, consider well the ways of the Lord.
The false prophets and idolators will perish
as surely as the night follows the day
Men of good faith unite against the evildoers
and fornicators who mock the ways of the Lord.
cunts
8 months ago
Yes, Yes... Preach brotha! Preach!
6 months ago
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