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I have just looked at your profile. That is a pathetic trout.
I know fishing's not about competition, but here goes.
ME
1970 - 12 lb sea trout, Loch Hope, Sutherland. Black Pennel on the bob.
1974 - 31 lb salmon, River Dee. Willie Gunn on a floating line.
1981 - 7lb wild brown trout, Loch Maddy, Uist. Grouse and Claret on the tail.
Come to Scotland and get some REAL fishing. None of your farmed fish or American rubbish!
Ars, I posted on your personn'l,some of the fish from my log, that Brown was a native, and Scotland would be nice but I like the western state's river, plus no F King Brits branging around,,,,keep a tight line dude
LOL! Great mention of a classic Mike Myers SNL gag! One of my favs! I recently saw his latest movie, "The Love Guru". I know it bombed, but I think it was because there were too many "in-jokes" for Canuck/Leaf fans, so it didn't get much speed as a result. Personally, I found there were a lot of truly funny moments in it. Plus, he did over-do the midget jokes, with Vern Troyer ("Mini-Me" from Asutin Powers).
...tho to be fair Arse has a nice salmon under his belt for a Scotch fish - Atlantics don't grow huge on the Scottish side of the pond so that is a GOOD fish - not many caught that size there
Hey...any of you "Old Timers" remember the bet I had with useddouchebag (which I fucking lost but we won't talk about that right now); well, that bet involved a wager on the outcome between the Toronto Maple Leafs and the Detroit Red Wings. The wife and I around that time scored free tickets to one of those games, at the Air Canada Centre....and guess what? In the break between the second and third period, the announcer came over the P.A. system, and invited all spectators to participate in a movie scene they were about to shoot....for "The Love Guru"!!! And guess what???
I SAW US IN IT!!!
YA! YA! YA! That's MEEEE!! THERE!! SEEEEE??? See Myers arguing with someone in the stands??? That's me giving him shit for not doing a sequel to "So I Married An Axe-Murderer", while spilling my beer all over the ice from stands, 'cuz I'm so fucking polluted, and I was wildly gesticulating with my hands.
There is great fishing all around the world, but a small hill loch on a June evening in Sutherland takes some beating for the whole experience. Size isn't everything!
...but yes... still beautiful. My first salmon caught on the Beauly between Aigas and Kilmorack dams. Fish showing everywhere but water low and they were surly. I was only 13 and put a big surface popper on to try and annoy them into taking. My old man berated me as it wasn't 'proper' but after my third missed take he changed soon enough.
He'd waited over 40 years for his first salmon, we both broke our salmon 'duck' on the same day.
Never fished the Beauly, Mako. The Helmsdale, Borgie, Hope, Mudale, Dionard, Conon, Blackwater, Inver, Kirkaig and Naver - yes, but never the Beauly. Some day.... Don't have enough time these days. Far too busy writing shite on Glumbert! I must get out more.
I don't understand men ... WTF would you put a jet ski in the hot tub in the first place? ... hot tubs should be filled with hot people having sex ... and the brass pole is cool as hell
Actually when I lived in Jersey a friend had one of those hot tubs you could roll out of the garage into the sun or moonlight. I did indeed manage to have sex with a very nice lady called Chrissie when there were seven other people in the same tub!
She was sat on my lap and no one else noticed (possibly her included), but that was probably the raciest story I can ever bring to bear / remember.
how could no one notice that you were boinking a chick in the hot tub?? hell ... you should have bent her over the side ... now that would have been a party! ;-)
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